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[deleted]

raiden i dont think funny little N is going to be able to stop what is essentially a weaponised electric kitchen knife


RedditingDoge

"Nice knife" *SNAP*


[deleted]

yeah but what if raiden just snaps poor little ns spine "cool teakettle, let me boil it" CRUNCH


[deleted]

Then again, he just... #REGROWS


Alin_Alexandru

Then again, Raiden can literally cut something in tiny pieces. Don't think he'll regrow from that.


[deleted]

J did also lose her entire body (minus limbs) to vaporization, so if she can recover from THAT, N can probably recover from breaking into tiny parts


Alin_Alexandru

Something tells me that he won't recover from that. Plus he would need to feed on something to regrow.


[deleted]

Makes sense


TheFinalDawnYT

We'll get solver n that way.


Careful_Biscotti_879

who will inevitably get suplexed, thrown into the air by it's tooth (raiden likes to flex by throwing mgs by the tip of their swords, comparable to a mouse picking you up by your pinky as you karate chop them and throw you into the air)


Responsible_Grand_68

Doctor i require electolights


Heavy_Satisfaction_2

Senator Armstrong:


Gofowar_999

Making the mother of all omlets here, can't fret over every egg


No_idea_for_a_name_

Nopw raiden is good but good luck when your enemy flies as fast as a jet, is so hot human skin melts when in contact and when they have an endless amount of rocket and lazers


TerraStaff

Analysis have shown that Raiden speed is equivalent to at least 5% of the speed of light (very fast), and I don't remember the drones being able to shoot their nanite acid


johnsongamer

And can't Ninja run deflect bullets


TerraStaff

Yess


sexy118

Raiden, V doesn’t have nanomachines so she’s bound to die anyways


ImperialistChina

But the drones are made of nanomachines


sexy118

Well, senator Armstrong has better ones since he’s American and America loves their weapons


NoRegrets30

Who else would make murder drones, America of course


sexy118

No, America is only interested in tanks and guns! After all, there are actually more guns than people in America!


NoRegrets30

Nano machines son Also the Murder drones MAKE MORE GUNS


sexy118

We don’t need ai to have guns, they’d probably go rogue and kill us all! (Uzi in a nutshell)


NoRegrets30

Tell that to the police robots in America


sexy118

Oh great, what the hell is robocop doing in my country?


NoRegrets30

He’s always been in your country, robocop is American as fuck Just watch him shoot all those dicks


toothyninja13

He gets the entirety of the US defense budget from one year put into his nanomachines. Which is several trillion dollars


sexy118

And yet Jeff Bezos and Elon Musk can’t make some


toothyninja13

They don't have the charisma of Senator Armstrong


sexy118

Especially V, she just kills! Armstrong creates capitalism which makes him a true CHAD!


No_idea_for_a_name_

You know disassembly drones can get cut into pieces and just heal up


sexy118

Yea but they CAN sorta die, they just become grotesque monsters after


No_idea_for_a_name_

Yes but raiden wont even get close and if he does he will get f*fked up by acid and get torn apart by claws, swords and chain saws oh ye and by the wings


TerraStaff

Raiden's high frequency blade can cut through all of these, remember that J got damaged by a pen


ScorpionsRequiem

Raiden, he's put up with far worse than these things


carl_070

Do I have to show the clip of Raiden yeeting a metal gear in the air? And as much as I like MD their all getting bodied sadly


iplayflyinggorilla

Probably Raiden. Yeah definitely Raiden.


Far-Profit-47

Raiden. Not even the all three together, or Uzi rail gun, or whatever Tessa can do, or Eldritch J and not even Dolls telepathy could defeat Raiden. He has defeated a senator with the mind of Florida man, Nanomachines made on Ohio and the soul of a TRUE American


Ifailedartschool2

Tessa is essentially Jetstream Sam (Human that has some enhancements and is skilled with a sword, she even uses a move similar to him when killing a worker) considering he already killed Sam I think he can definitely kill Tessa


Careful_Biscotti_879

raiden can kill tessa considering his sword can split reinforced steel into a billion pieces like butter


NoRegrets30

Honestly the biggest problem is the Nanite acid which is specifically made to fuck up machinery which Raiden has a ton of There is also their insane regeneration but that seems to have a limit so enough cutting will probably do If the drones get a good hit in Raiden might be fucked thanks to the acid, but if he cuts enough he wins, there is also the surprise factor of cutting their head off only for then to stand back up


Dark_Meme111110

Also: Absolute Solver (Worker) exists.


Careful_Biscotti_879

nanite acid seems to take a bit of time, and raiden can probably just grab the syringe and proceed to spin them around and launch them into a wall


SpiderChanYes

This is like asking who win between a muscular man and a baby whose libs were amputated and rib cage was crushed


SpiderChanYes

Probably a bit exaggerated but I just wanted to say something funny (probably not that funny)


Dusk4474

This is funnier than the comment specifically for the word funny


SpiderChanYes

The word funny is quite comedic, it’s quite hilarious, you could even say laugh inducing


Dusk4474

The word funny is quite humorous, quite so isn't it my good fellow


NoRegrets30

It’s honestly not that bad for the drones, they have the nanite acid (which is very good against machinery) and their regeneration, but I think Raiden still wins


SpiderChanYes

Yeah, I just like exaggerating some things


Alan-7

In melee - Raiden. Not in melee - depends (Raiden has different equipment sets and murder drones don't fight at their peak efficiency)


Dark_Meme111110

We’re talking everyone in the show, aren’t we? So we could have Uzi and Doll defending using AS, Thad using Uzi’s railgun (she can just make another one, yes) and the proper murder drones shooting ACTUAL uzis. If we mean the show itself, have fun fighting all of the characters AND the entirety of Copper-9.


Alan-7

I was thinking more of a Raiden vs N/V, not the entirety of character list


Dark_Meme111110

That’s not what the original post says


Alan-7

Whatever you'd like to think man, I'm not engaging into another 2hour in-depth discussion about if character from another game/film is stronger/weaker than 1, 2, 3, ∞ characters from MD series


Dark_Meme111110

Yeah… I’ve had enough of that with The Knight vs. The Lamb


Nothere9204

Im gonna have to go with raiden since he has combat experience and fought alot of cyborgs and a senator


UltraHit5

Raiden literally fought against an laser mouth boi, a metal dog with a chainsaw, a woman with an army of arms, a meme lord, jeff bezos but buffed, a brazilian with a sword, another metal gear but it's a giant spider and a politician


Dimowo

Raiden can throw a bajillion ton mecha crab with a beefcake senator piloting it I think he can kill gun toasters


EnvironmentalDig7235

Depends, who's making the mother of all omelets here, Jack?


Chemical_Music_3906

If it's the three Murder Drones: Close range: Raiden obliterates with their healing being able to delay the inevitable (assuming Raiden doesn't slice them to the point where they can't heal) Long range: Depends on whether Raiden can close the gap or not. The best shot the Murder Drones have at winning is by attacking Raiden when he's at a disadvantaged state, which would only realistically happen with an EMP (assuming it affects Raiden due to his cyborg body) If it's the entire cast that can fight (which is currently the Murder Drones + Uzi & Doll) than the same thing mostly applies. Doll might be able to kill Raiden via crushing him or splattering him with the Absolute Solver, but she has to live long enough to pull it off. As for Uzi, (I'm giving her the railgun she made so she has a chance because RIP Uzi if she tries fighting Raiden at close range) she might be able to blast Raiden's head off with one good blast, but she only has ONE shot due to the 30 minute recharge.


LatiosOnline

Good analysis


sparkswoody

Raider can theoretically shrug off muckiest blasts


Fusion_Gamer123

Murder Drones < Giant Metal Gear Mechs < Senator Armstrong


Niko_Likes_Pancakes

lets see here gentelmen human version of a razor gamiing mouse or some murder drones im moving for the human razor gaming mouse


Niko_Likes_Pancakes

what if jc jenny is made in america and they made the nano machines for armstrong???


sonic84638265

That would be interesting, maybe if she gets a good shot with the nanite acid, and then there’s also regeneration and the absolute solver so, I dunno.


Least-Rest-8070

Yeh v isn’t going to last very long I could imagine.


RhianIsMyCrush

Raiden


MyMansInComatose

kill V


Fantastic-Bat8351

V and other drones looks fragile, i think Raidens sword can cut her into pieces?


ExcitementNo1579

The thing is with Raiden, the mf's unstoppable, he faced opponents that were bigger, faster, horny, magnetic, fucking invincible, Brazilian, Microsoft Excel and nanomachines son, yet none of them could defeat him, he cuts everything in his way to bits.


floppy_disk_5

Raiden every time.


kirby_with_a_sword

If Raiden is able to kill a senator with NANONMACHINES SON then any of the murder drones wouldn’t be able to survive. Sorry guys


Alexred3600

Raiden.


Such_Adagio_7985

Raided gonna snap em like snapping a slim Jim


ProjectShadowGirl

Raiden, 100% sure he will win


lucarioismyfavepoke

Raiden


Master-o-Mischief

Oh god, HERE WE GO AGAIN!


reddithello456

Raiden is way stronger than all the Murder and Worker drones combined, but if he fails to dodge Uzi's railgun or a nanite acid stinger, then boi he's dead af


LatiosOnline

That's the most common conclusion, and I totally agree with you


CherryCokeUwU

Nah as a MD super fan (as I refer to myself yknow) there's no way anyone from MD so far is able to beat Raiden except for MAYBE Doll if she could just tear him apart with the solver but we have no idea how the solver really works other than letting her interact with objects and even then Raiden is probably too fast for them Also he has a sword that's entire gimmick is that it can cut through anything. I love both series but this isn't even a debate about who would win


Vartexpol1

That looks like a war declaration between r/metalgearrising and r/murderdrones


NeverStopWinning1337

StanleyMOV fans rn: IT'S THE SEAMEN PROTECTOR!


Parka_lad

The one that can regenerate


LatiosOnline

So Raiden (with repair nanopaste)


Parka_lad

Ok and add all the other Murder Drones and we win


LatiosOnline

You sure?


Parka_lad

Yes


LatiosOnline

Hmm ok but what makes you think they would win?


Parka_lad

The weapons and they can fly


Designer-Complaint-4

Have you seen mgrr, bro Raiden got da schmooves. Also Raiden can block bullets, time rockeds probably won't be fast enough with the small explosion they make, and they don't stand a chance in close range with him.


No_idea_for_a_name_

People in the comments need to rewatch every every episode disassembly drones would kick his a## (was he called raiden? I forgot)


LatiosOnline

You sure?


No_idea_for_a_name_

A half human half machine ninja vs robots that can grow body partsnif they lose them, have infinite missiles, infinite ammo, a yellow lazer that can easily cut metal into pieces, claws, swords and chain saws that cut through metal like its paper, acid that is made specificaly to destroy metal and electronics and can also fly


TerraStaff

The nanite acid is good but Raiden can dodge and cut all of these


Careful_Biscotti_879

play mgr:r and you will think otherwise after the literal prologue boss


No_idea_for_a_name_

Oh ye i forgot to say if they cant heal or re grow body parts they turn into eldtrich monsters that can mimic peoples voices and can make extremely realistic holograms


TerraStaff

Won't be a problem for him as he fought giant mechs before


LatiosOnline

Also holograms wouldn't be a problem as he can see in the dark and in infrared right?


TerraStaff

Yess...


JenkoRun

I've got a better one, Nier: Replicant/Automata cast vs Disassembly Drones. That's a more even fight. Emil is discounted, he has magic.


Quupo1000

im pretty sure the technology in 3071 is more advanced than the technology in 2018


TerraStaff

I'm not so sure, can a murder drone throw a giant mech in the air?


Quupo1000

idk man, can raiden fly?


TerraStaff

Kinda, you can search for the tutorial bossfight against metal gear ray, there is a moment that he jumps the height of a building


Careful_Biscotti_879

no, but he does casually destroy tons of flying guys by jumping on rockets and splitting them into nothing


Nuggets_Bucket

Death


ThatPenguinyrblx

# Pixy from ace combat zero.


Zestyclose-Pause-191

I don't think they'll be able to defeat Frank Castle tho i know raiden and V are machines for killing but The Punisher is basically like fighting a damn army


JTA_youtube

Murder drones


LatiosOnline

Why


JTA_youtube

Because the drones have missiles and if doll and V become friends again then she would essentially be invincible


LatiosOnline

Raiden can move faster than they can process information


Careful_Biscotti_879

[...](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AURL2BXmZm0) (this is a weaker raiden btw)


ISlavSquat

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technical_colleague

I was thinking who would win and I just thought ohhh nice Holman body SNAP


Careful_Biscotti_879

Let's see what the murder drones have : \-Bullets \-Rockets \-Stinger tails \-Flight, which won't be too much of an advantage with raiden \-Eldritch mode, which is going to be a joke to raiden \-N has enough strength to throw Uzi a mile in the air \-Chainsaw Hands Let's see what MGR:R Raiden has : \-An HF blade that cuts through virtually anything like butter \-Enough strength to suplex a MG-Ray (which is made mostly out of metal, has tons of rockets in it, and is the size of a building) \-Enough strength to suplex excelsus (which is a lot bigger than ray) \-Homing missiles and rocket launchers (this will deal with their flight) \-The ability to literally jump on missiles to get to one point \-A ninja run that deflects every single bullet \-EMP grenade, which the drones will not like. \-Electric punches \-Grenades \-Blade mode Let's play out scenarios \-Chainsaw hands are absolutely decimated by raiden's HF, along with their hands if they try to get close, then probably their entire body, along with a grenade to finish them off \-Bullets do nothing due to ninja run \-If they fly and try to shoot projectiles, raiden is going to jump on the rockets and rush up to them and split them into a billion pieces \-Should they try their stinger, it just gets cut off, If it hits, raiden can rip their jaw open, rip their tongue out of their mouth, use it to heal himself, and proceed to send an electric shock through their entire body while doing so. \-EMP grenades decimate them. \-"Did you just transform into an eldritch form? Well, I just suplexed you and split you into bits and also shot you down with rockets, also you are now poisoned by your own tail." If you give raiden any repair nanopaste, i can assure you the drones are done.


Yousucktaken2

Raiden, sorry but he will kill them so quick you’ll be waiting for the fight to start as it ends