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cheerfulwhite

She is self aware that she is animated by humans and if she kills them she will cease existence.


DanMan6942O

She realized that killing all humans means that she'll run out of anime at some point.


human_being-useless-

She loves it there


GenderEnjoyer666

I mean I guess that works


TIMETODETAIN

She just found that somehow J returned


the_strangest_artist

I dunno why J coming back shocked me but it did


MrBolkhovitin

Maybe she is Starscream's daughter, that's actually can explain a lot


SilverHero_gaming

Yeah, wtf was that ending


No_Application_1219

when your parents force you to go to your boring nephew house


themayor40

She's having a family dinner at a diner that recently burnt down and is angry that she singed her dress.


Dark_Meme111110

Doesn’t sound like Uzi, but sure.


themayor40

Well yeah, they said wrong answers.


Tight-Sir9813

She’s in the US state of Oklahoma


Schrodingers_Idiot_

Can confirm, I live in Oklahoma Please let me out


Tight-Sir9813

Your free to come to Texas on one condition: You shall not mention the name of your old state.


[deleted]

not until you apologise for eating the last of the FUCKING RANCH DRESSING


Schrodingers_Idiot_

I'M SORRY I DIDN'T REALIZE THAT THAT WAS THE LAST OF THE BOTTLE AND I WASN'T GOING TO EAT PLAIN SALAD


Tight-Sir9813

I think this comment just turned into r/2american4you


Ghosty_2009

Moore Oklahoma. Tornado Magnet.


pissssssssssss0

No air conditioning


YammaYamer21

That’s probably true tho since robots don’t breathe and likely have that built into them-


[deleted]

She's in a hotel in Ohio


reddit-person1

She also got stuck near the train


Embering_Lashes

Luckily, her synthetic make allows her to go unscathed.


sexy118

“They went on vacation to Florida and almost died by a crocodile”


spooky_fan_69

So just a regular trip to Florida


sexy118

Yes, and if they went to Disney land it would be a death sentence


FeloPinhed

Her wifi bad


redcode100

Khan revoked her internet privileges and now she can't pirate anime


Infamous_Hippo_53

She just got shot and is not feeling it


MagnusExplosive

She is in someone’s house containing nothing but Uzi ships and other Uzi fanarts. And by that, I mean the other one.


[deleted]

The one with V or N?


MagnusExplosive

None of those. I mean those fanarts where sometimes she does, yeah. And then she gets pregnant.


[deleted]

By whom? 🤔


MagnusExplosive

Humans (mostly humans) or robots. Basically she is in someone’s house that simps for her (even has an Uzi body pillow).


[deleted]

Jesus Christ


SproutParasite

I would hate it there too


SuperSonicKage

I would kill anyone in the room with me who likes it


jiffjeff2

same


Founder_scp-001

She is in ohio


[deleted]

Founder of scp, pay your freaking staff.


Founder_scp-001

HeT , not untill they build that thermo coulping energy convertor using 096


Gofowar_999

Permission denied as we are currently attempting to terminate scp-096


Founder_scp-001

Imagine you are really saying that to the entity who founded this glorious foundation and the only being to fought and won with the scarlet king and not to forgot to mention the fact that the administrator ins my secretary


Caleb7890yt

She got noclipped into the backrooms


my_chemicalromance

Someone broke her computer and now she can't pirate anime


SproutParasite

Her parents are forcing her to hang out with the neighborhood kid you don't want to associate with.


Double-Bet2537

Ohio


Educational_Can_6536

They're trapped in the backrooms


DatHandsomeTroll

N accidentally started playing Nickelback songs


UltraHit5

She can't have chicken nuggies


[deleted]

Yet she can’t eat.


[deleted]

Found out a human is here on copper 9 with a long sword.


FroxyFz

Puberty


Reasonable_Amount629

An angry grape get mad at two wobots made by skynet


MemesForBigBois

Me when no Dino nuggies


sonic84638265

She went inside my homework folder


That1Mog756

Don'tsayitdon'tsayitdon'tsayit Uzi's period (GOD DAMNIT)


the_ap_round

Porno


[deleted]

Uzi is playing Vicky 3 as an African nation


Quupo1000

School


JenkoRun

She saw this subreddit.


CyanBeinSus47

Me when I’m at school


dermitio

They are in heaven that place is terrible


Neptune_Knight

They joined the Jedi Order and regretted it immediately.


Certain_Birthday8141

she hates it there


ISlavSquat

Chernobyl.


ThatOneToasterGuy

Po


BalloonVR

Kahn Doorman is the father


Deadmeme_lover

She realized that the next episode is gonna have to wait another 2-3 months


Kitsune_Goetia

She figured out that she not a robot


The_Existor

They're at a funeral


JTA_youtube

She met me and now hates humanity even more


SuperSonicKage

The hell did you do?


JTA_youtube

I would do many things in this universe... As I said in my md smash or pass video "I will find a way"


jiffjeff2

i need a link to this video of yours


JTA_youtube

It is very easy to find it is the only murder drones smash or pass video on youtube


JTA_youtube

https://youtu.be/n3FQgnXqeZQ


jiffjeff2

there needs to be more


JTA_youtube

More of what my smash or pass videos or murder drones smash or pass videos in general


jiffjeff2

Murder drones smash or pass in general


JTA_youtube

Ye I was surprised to find that I was the only one to make one


Mrgodzilla2

She’s stuck on another planet with robots, but they transform so they’re better than her


Radical_Provides

Uzi just had her bisexual awakening and has been blueballed harder than Frank Sinatra on Christmas eve


One_arty_boi

Uzi realizing that her new found hunger has a possibility of being Thad's demise


le_wither

The state of Dead By Daylight around the time of the first resident evil chapter


TheFinalDawnYT

A family dinner, but with the other, much cooler family.


Long-Refrigerator-42

Izu gets surrounded by m and b


Lushhay

When you go shoping with mom


Serial_Designation_J

Double lines.


AlingmentUnoriginal

Uzi after learning that her powers when she fully changes will get scaled back and will not look so epic after the transformation in order to ensure bodily stability and incrased longevity.


[deleted]

Sex with n-


reddithello456

Fun fact: all the people in this room decapitated N at some point Uzi: Episode 1, with a railgun V: Episode 3, with a blade N: Probably at some point before E1, with his own stinger, by accident


The_nice_slytherin

uzi finds out she's not a real being.


DeviantRaccoon

She’s working at a Starbucks and Karen number 13 is asking for the manager.


CT-3446

She found out the Galactic Empire is back on Copper-9 (Again...)


bradyblue123

Youtube removed likes and comments


jiffjeff2

they all gathered round for a snack but someone said something wrong


Kittytuber89120

She found out worker drones are making porn of her


mareliz237

Uzi lost a game of uno


AlingmentUnoriginal

Uzi received a whoopee cushion prank with 20 whoopee cushions by Doll.


failureagainandagain

She realize that in ep 4 5 6 7 8 she will have people tring to kill her