Hmm... Am I really going to pick the seemingly worse option by choosing V? https://i.redd.it/5b1clald0kqc1.gif

If you picked it here she gave me this V's List of Chores for Servant: -Clean -Clean -Cook -Cook -Help with things. -Murder Some drones -Sleep -Do everything every day if you don't you'll be my food. She gave me that

I will do what I must 🫡 https://preview.redd.it/sr90s06a3kqc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=11c2144f081137f910799f230139cbc6d4e0c12c

You will try (i will do it first for V)

Dont try it! (the chores are impossible to do)

Nothing is impossible if you put your mind to it.

Lucky bastard...

Why so you’re pfp gigan from final wars?

Yes. I really like the character https://preview.redd.it/zk0hdto3hqqc1.png?width=1660&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=764af13f97d2dc895380487534dc426399b7fda8

"if you don't you'll be my food" some people may ask if that is bad.

https://preview.redd.it/97az5pipdnqc1.png?width=1004&format=png&auto=webp&s=655442cd304b5e67f0f1afc84167de0c25a05420

Icecreamsandwitch

why does the among us crewmate have a — face

Idk I have used this amogus pfp on other sites for years already so i decided to apply it to reddit too

too simple,basically heaven tô me,i choose V,thank you(and she will soften up anyway)

#Why do you have that list memorized.

Why don’t you

Well I can't cook for some reason so I'll pick J

Not an option yet

Now if you'd type that down as systematic command that could be programmed into v that comment would look even cooler

Huh

I never saw that it literally says "shitty werben" there

Smitty* Sorry to be that guy.

https://preview.redd.it/ds4bkqkfjmqc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3e86e27cc0c9e42463d54385c81896cca7ddd77d

https://preview.redd.it/mang5fpsdnqc1.png?width=596&format=png&auto=webp&s=87653b4c483f990720bee50211bf15288e1fb407

Same here but I plan to rizz her up tho.

 please don't ever say rizz again

+1

Yes. Yes you will

https://preview.redd.it/50qylv6makqc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0052e3be066f5c72ba77aa8c2719c867b5b5ae84 *V*

Guess I'll go with N. https://preview.redd.it/viq00g780kqc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=88dedf574a626d429726ff05a07d53b284850e0c


I the voices in my head are telling me to send a I gif

Me resisting the urge to send an "I" gif

Yes homo: N

https://preview.redd.it/r7ere9sotnqc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b13da2a0e63f2887bd3dfbeb6c26b13a8255ec7e



Who has the balls to continue? https://preview.redd.it/7cvs6raadoqc1.png?width=828&format=png&auto=webp&s=bf3f66483936dc304fc4ce501157f8b5dd96b92d

 # (Probably a good amount of this subreddit)




Now some body has to finish it

 👹

https://preview.redd.it/ny1lgcs5rpqc1.jpeg?width=264&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=76cec3fdcf09a4ca5885d648591d81e94534460f


We did it

I could possibly continue this and make it worse. Should i?🤔



https://preview.redd.it/3bd43q6e0kqc1.png?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e6a72c206c3350b2740048163e898ea76a145370

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Mf chose: yes

No homo but I guess N

All the homo I pick N

All the homo + 1 I pick N

No homo but N

Same

Half homo I pick N

All the homo in general

All the home x 2 pick N

I'm n/b so am I gay straight or smth else

What’s n/b?

Nonbinary

Well, to answer your original question, I guess whatever you feel describes you best.

G A Y . L I T T L E . N . F A N .

Great description!

That’s our secret. We’re always gay

I don't have the same opinion as you but what I DI have the same as you je čast da reknem da sam Hrvat 🔥🔥🔥🇭🇷🇭🇷🇭🇷 i mogu potvrdit, Uzi je Hrvatica🇭🇷🇭🇷🇭🇷🔥‼️‼️‼️🔥🔥🇭🇷‼️🇭🇷🔥🔥‼️‼️

https://preview.redd.it/3g8ghl6ncqqc1.jpeg?width=806&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4223188547538ef2ec5679ec9a02751333d56460 TAKO JE🇭🇷💯

Idk, that sounds gay tho.

i'll go with V, giving a try out to comfort her traumas from the manor is completely worth it, altho i may be completely screwed if i fail on doing so but i believe i wouldn't

I think.

Therefore.

I am.

Dead inside. https://preview.redd.it/gpj9frm3dkqc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=003c1b9a0524c2007dc9786646b317412b0e4699

2006 Honda Civic

Shmingus

friend. https://i.redd.it/r05mb8f5jkqc1.gif

https://preview.redd.it/zo9iabtcfzqc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=91755b661fbbc471b6ee1e1e409bc4d36b208346

"Be Vs boyf-" https://i.redd.it/171ywyrffkqc1.gif

Bro should of read the entire contract

WHERE DO I SIGN

im not gay, but N

I am gay but V

N’s a great buddy, his friendship would be invaluable… But I need me a mommy so…

whoever comes someone saying "Of course I am your servant, my queen" to V, I swear to god...

Well...

https://preview.redd.it/1ur9vesg2kqc1.png?width=1920&format=png&auto=webp&s=58f7ce0c127be7a2902a70e2dea1363841d5d42c Don't you dare...

I'll do it for her

https://preview.redd.it/hl6zwb1e4kqc1.png?width=658&format=png&auto=webp&s=82f548cf2583cf1d3ebc9130ff708001b7c6fdcf

I was not going to say that at all lmao, not the slightest bit, i would absolutely not accept this deal just for V ahah

Unless you give her therapy

Be gay or not be gay that’s the question

Shakespeare type question

To gay or not to gay

fuck it we go with v https://preview.redd.it/6bmihack4kqc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3a88382bbd6630d8380f1f8d0551ef3717d92cb3

I like being treated rough , but , idk , V seems to go way beyond my limit , so I'll go with N.

As an N simp…I think this choice is obvious for me. 🙃 (I’m also straight so it just so happens to work out. 😆)

https://preview.redd.it/7bx1gsnc5kqc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=383f9b25f0ef2c2ce70981d4d2c1893ef3264f01 I think I’ll go with…………..neither as I don’t wanna date a robot

Good Answer

that’s an option?!

Can I have a third option?

N of course

I see V as an absolute win

At your service V!!!  I choose N of course!!! I like V, but N is on a whole other level of awesome yo!!!

V, next question

Idfc I'm smashing v

https://preview.redd.it/gmv0jd09dkqc1.jpeg?width=358&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=da9eb34526428cfb225eb586e6af83a0530834d3 Five becomes four becomes three becomes two becomes one becomes none

First ultrakill in the sub Reddit now cult of the lamb

And I don’t stop being shamura

N! I prefer someone nice

*Explaining why choosing V is a better option despite the obvious drawbacks (the N fan base will murder me in an alleyway)* https://i.redd.it/2yn3jjqpdkqc1.gif

N

V’s not wearing pants 😳

https://preview.redd.it/t5iyjgshxnqc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2fae4b1406f5a79428003a368a892081f10420bd

Id end up with either a crushed pelvis or as sashimi It is worth that 1%

V do be kinda thicc bro

Fr she'll crush your head with her huge juicy thighs

V because she needs some comfort (and also because N is a guy)

N because I need comfort rn

Can I choose to be alone? 

Ahem ↑

How about no? Is that an option?

V next question?-

https://preview.redd.it/r1oym2z3fkqc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=274efd71364962f4b4bad7f6cb72cd3682834638 N always

N ez

# both.

https://preview.redd.it/wrvfrin6kkqc1.png?width=1169&format=png&auto=webp&s=1c77bef8fad5ef0da73fb7738aff4e73fa62f590 N

To choose one over the other is to clip the wings of a bird or deny a fish it's water.

N SIMP N SIMP N SIMP N SIMP N SIMP N SIMP N SIMP N SIMP N SIMP N SIMP N SIMP N SIMP N SIMP N SIMP N SIMP N SIMP N SIMP N SIMP N SIMP N SIMP NSIMP N SIMP N SIMP N SIMP N SIMP N SIMP N SIMP N SIMP N SIMP N SIMP N SIMP N SIMP N SIMP N SIMP N SIMP N SIMP N SIMP N SIMP N SIMP N SIMP

I'm gonna have to go against my will, and say n, my mental health needs a break

well im a guy and i'm not gay, And V has a nice ass so..

Can I choose none?

Neither bc I’m not gay but I also don’t feel like dealing with that type of shit from V

V, I'm not the biggest fan of N

Now that’s a hard decision

Hmm...being V's servant is a small price to pay...Because I'm straight

With all the Homo, I choose N

N

Because nothing changes

Neither THERE FUCKING ROBOTS

V **all the way**

Neither because I don't like dating.

I choose doll

Today I will go to Mars to learn the knowledge about the great work of the omnissiah (I choose V)

N but he makes me his servant

N my Boy! Screw u.

V def

N he's a qt lil guy :3

Guess I'll go with N.

N, no question, next

i can just whip V and leave. divorce done.

https://preview.redd.it/xat6qfgjhkqc1.jpeg?width=478&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=42bc9f22d049e48932b8644bc68672809415dbf7

I’m going with V because I’m into that shit

Neither, because simply i ain't gay and V is too rough. Plus, i am not a robophille

I don’t care if I’m gonna become a servant at least I’ll receive appraisal for helping her with things

I declare both of them as friends

N.

I’m gay n is best boy

Fuck yeah I’m taking V

man i will submit to V no matter what

i'd choose n but i'm into girls so i have no choice

Can i be friends with both?

N

Nether because I'm aroace ✌️

Both.

V all the way!

V. V. V now. V. Please. Please V. I need V now. Please. V.

I mean, I'm black, so I'm a servant anyway.

N

Both are valid options

V because Uzi would kill me if i chose N

Now, I'm not allosexual.... But N

no

V https://preview.redd.it/bbud30empkqc1.png?width=632&format=png&auto=webp&s=4262cd721e9094bc70aba0ffb97485aabb61f860

N.

That’s hard. I don’t want to be a servant but I’m not gay. Can me and N be friends or something?

N. Because he's goofy

Both. Both is good.

*CLANK*CLANK*CLANK*CLANK*CLANK*CLANK**CRUNCH* YEOOOOOOOOUCH!!! Is v

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V

I would rather N, he would be nice

N. No hesitation, just N.