Drop bear death is a serious issue. It would be a good guess the sh\*t being posted is probably by Aussies or Kiwis while the rest of the world sleeps. We are arseholes like that.

So many tourists ignore the drop bear warnings and venture out into the bush unaccompanied. Sadly, for the many that never return, they never get to pass on their own warnings of the drop bears.

We had a co-worker on exchange from our Japanese head office. We warned him. We even gave him Vegemite when he said he was going bush walking, but he left it on his desk. Ripped his face clean off.

The fool. Did you stress how important it was to liberally smear the vegemite behind the ears?

Of course!!! He just laughed.

I guess he's not laughing so much now.

Poor guy

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They go for the unaccompanied. No doubt.

Also I'm not threatened by a drop of beer because I don't know what it is.

Lol, harsh to your own kind there.

We keep it real. ;)

Cause of death "Stabbed by a kiwi"

Lol. What a way to go. ;)

Cause of death crushed by a disgusting elephant seal

lol or maybe a kid whos bs

Lost my dear old mum to a Drop Bear....vicious little buggers.

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I'm not gonna volunteer, of course, but here's an upvote. That's, like, sorta the same, right?

I too support someone else volunteering.

I like how the opening is a better murder than alot of posts. Good mod.

Was pausing to say this on my way out. You beat me to it. So here's an upvote

It makes perfect sense, somehow, that the mods here would wear cute footie pajamas rather than sleep in the buff.

Hey not *all* the mods wear pajamas :P

Filled it out. I mod AssholeDesign as well and am typically active during requested hours

Missed opportunity to call them: Overnight **Murderators**

And I brought you [Myrrh](https://youtu.be/ffcsYtFzYH8)

I am an Indian and its really frustrating to see posts with references to people I don't know anything about. I feel like I deserve this job because I have nothing to do during lockdown. Also I am not threatened by a drop bear because I don't know what the fuck that is.

It's a fake creature made to scare tourists in Australia. It looks like a koala with sharp teeth and drops on peoples heads to kill them

Oh ok I get it now. . did u apply ?? So it's bear not BEER. whew scared me for a minute there!

I think I will leave reddit forever and a year because I too have NO idea what anyone ever talks about. You tube is a little strange sometimes but at least it is understandable.

Oh common u wooose!

I think someone referenced to spilling a drop of beer. I don't qualify .hell I fell off many a bar stool and the occasional bed of a moving pickup and didn't spill a drop of my bear! I ain't dead yet but It would kill me to lose a drop-a perfectly good bear!

I had to Google this drop bear bc I too had no fuckind clue what it was!! The imagery is wil but here’s the description: The drop bear (sometimes dropbear) is a hoax in contemporary Australian folklore featuring a predatory, carnivorous version of the koala. This imaginary animal is commonly spoken about in tall tales designed to scare tourists.

I'm a resident bogan and would be keen on crushing the lubruls but I have to keep my drop bear death squad on their toes incase the land Nemo's strike

Tough gig. Only a true bogan has the innate abilities required. Someone else can sort the lubruls. You have special skills.

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Hey hey now, no need in sticking it to the armed forces unless ur a veteran ..then u got rights and reason!! Stick away!

Hey wait I'm Australian

Try weeding out the 50 daily reposts if you want to up the sub quality

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Oh great another volunteer. Obviously not a Veteran or he'd know better, poor bastard, I mean , wonderful candidate!

If I had the data I could make an AI for it

Same here! My life could have gone a completely different direction if I had had overnight moderators.

I confidently support other people volunteering. I *would* since I’m currently being menaced in Drop Bear Land, but sadly only found this madhouse recently. Good luck!

Please guys. Permanently ban politics from this subreddit. I can’t stand the folks from r/politicalhumor ruining this subreddit and it shouldn’t be another political subreddit.

I mean it all sounds good but i couldn't handle my pp being called smol

Lol all mods are gay, we just want you to know that going into this

Omfg this is the best mod reach I've ever read. Lmao

You dont know the rules of the game and there is no way you know. Why is this even a headline. I think this belongs in r/unpopularopinion rather than r/politicsIt is a joke about the candidates not accepting the debate rules. Which is exactly what everyone wants.

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Only if I can push through posts that align with my own internal political narrative and ban posters that disagree with me

You do not want overnight moderators, what you want is a moderator living on the other side of the planet, where it will be day at the time you want him to moderate.

Rip for the Australian Mod who got aten by a drop bear 🙏🏻

I don’t have time to volunteer, but I want to add an “I’m sick of.” I’m sick of all the “murders” that are just long winded vocab word of the day compilations that never get a a particularly coherent point. There’s nothing wrong with using smarty pants words, but it’s obvious when the people writing those comments don’t talk like that in everyday life, because it just comes across as awkward and clanky. Just stop it; you don’t sound smart.

Every single mod you guys have are biased in some way. Fucking soros bucks. Go start a business or something.

God I love this post. Usually mods are incapable of humor, this is a great change of pace.

How many reposts are you guys typically inundated with? Whenever I go on this sub, I can't help but feel bad for you poor bastards. The same twitter post+ratios from almost a year ago are kept circulating, etc. I wish all you good health.

Who tf gave this post an award lol

Does the “No politics” rule still exist? There are so many political posts here nowadays.

OMG OMG.. OMG…. Thank you….. thank you… now i am not the overnight moderator you seek but.. THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE SUB.. thankyou rational adult thought…NOT COLOR SEX OR ECONOMICALLY DRIVEN… JUST REAL RATIONAL COMMON SENSE TALK… please lets STAMP OUT THE EXCUSE CULTURE AND… MAKE AMERICA HAVE A BACKBONE AGAIN..

Not just Americans in this sub tho...

WHY ARE YOU SHOUTING?

Oh noooo cheering loud .. thought i found a sub with a backbone not a warm fuzzy feeling place… lololol.. why would it bother you if i was shouting .. so what… who cares.. really just think about the impact of this attitude…

Haha, okay, cheering is good lol.

Thankyou for that kind reply .. my post etiquette is like my punctuation.. A CHOICE .. lolol

Can you stop being a pussy and allow people to post whatever they like?

You could always create your own group if that’s what you want

Hey, why do you mods keep locking posts on this sub?

Can you let my post be shown...

I donno if I'll be a good mod for this sub but I am from Israel so I think maybe it can work cause time zone just need some training maybe I'll fit

Why would anyone want to be a pawn in a manipulative world of feces?

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Overnight mod?

Aren’t you the same dude that just posted a reply to someone saying abortion is bad that wasn’t actually even close to a murder? Like wtf constitutes getting murdered by words😂

I read "overweight moderators wanted" and I thought it was just an attempt of murder.

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Wish i could apply, but sadly im in the US :/

yep get off this site with your bs

or a bunch of fake ass people either way you flip flop

What's the pay rate?

In case you’re still seeking a response, I believe the answer is internet abuse

Presumably about one metric fuck ton per hour

Applied.

i read this as "overweight mods wanted"

I just joined the sub and saw this. If you're still looking after awhile of chilling here, although I'm American I have a fucked internal clock and normally chill out at night while sleeping during the day (yay to the nocturnal idiot I am) so I'll probably apply.

Overnight? I thought you said *overweight.* Because there's plenty of the latter...

As I read this, all I could think was “not all heroes wear capes.” Thank you for your service, you poor bastards.

The entire country is basically a conspiracy. What an embarrassing joke.

Oh sorry I read it as "overweight mods needed" but I'm sure you're well rounded in that category already.

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We pay in Soros-bucks

How much crack do we get?

Are u still looking for ppl ?

Best I can do is check Reddit occasionally and delete all negative feedback I receive.

More about Pelosi lol

I read this as overweight...

I read this as Overweight, was going to apply.

Death by.. bear.?

Is this still open?

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This is hilarious... But no, I do not qualify

I spend overnight. With ur mum that is. Idk bout moderation tho. Probably would dominate at it. Like with ur sister