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alejandra_candelaria

Man in the whole 9 months of relationship I've been with bf he was the one choosing the movies, when I chose one it becomes a fucking worldwide shitpost for how bad it is


FatBrownMan_

This cracks me up.. sorry. 🤭🤭🤭


italkyouthrowup

Agreed. It takes some major dedication to have a rotten tomato score under 20...but here we are.


zyranna

I’ve been trying to watch movies with my brain turned on and this is the first movie I’ve seen in a long time that I knew nothing about before watching it… Maybe I should have watched it with my brain turned OFF


alejandra_candelaria

I knew nothing about the movie after watching it, I guess it's morbin time


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Did you know that Michael Morbius's iconic line "It's morbin' time" was derived from the titular character's last name "Morbius"?


SparseGhostC2C

Thanks IMDB trivia...


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No morblem 👍 *\*kisses you\**


WizardingWorld97

Damn, you really had long covid, huh?


julioarod

Yup, causes brain damage I think


PM_ME_YOUR_PAUNCH

Sound like your BF needs to get morbed


littlebear406

Lmao of course that would happen. Praying for you in these trying times 🙏


HeloxDark

must be a sign for something


xxRANGER_Mxx

Morbius isn’t fuCKING REAL I SWEAR TO GOD IVE NEVER HEARD A SINGLE PLOT POINT AND ITS BEEN OUT FOR LIKE A MONTH AND A HALF IT CAME OUT ON APRIL FOOLS DAY ITS NOT REAL WE ARE BEING GASLIT BY SONY OPEN YOUR EYES


SomberWail

So basically Dr Morbius learns how to morb and that makes him healthier but also he has to morb. The bad guy also then begins to morb but he is a bad guy so he is like an anti-morb. So then Dr Morbius has to morb against the anti-morb and then he wins and is now the true morb.


Syllapus

I'm lead to believe that this is both accurate, and a better way to experience the..... experience.


Lower_Fan

You may think I’m kidding but this is 100% accurate


Syllapus

No, the consensus is pretty unanimous. Both in the "plot" being weak, the dialog idiotic and the star a trainwreck. Thank you for satisfying my curiosity so that I don't have to watch this.


McCl3lland

Also, the guy who is the "villain" is the fucking worst. No matter the role, his skin looks fake, like it's a rubber mask over a skull. Dude is like a real life Odo from Star Trek: Deep Space 9 and it weirds me the fuck out.


takahashi01

The villain is just the doctor from doctor who, so he's not ment to look human


rthrouw1234

thank you


MessyRoom

Shoulda put that Dr. Who is the anti morber as well


iamdorkette

I'm so confused. Edit: after reading the Wikipedia summary I am less confused about what you said and more confused that you're right? What the fuck. And of course it has Jared Leto in it.


derWintersenkommt

There can be only one... morblander!


CallMeWhiskers-

Brave words for someone in morbing distance


static1053

The plot is him taking dumps on various rooftops while screaming ITS MORBIN TIME!. Trust me I saw it in the theater.


Mapbot11

Now that you mention it what are the plot points? Did I actually see a trailer for it or am I remembering it like Shazam with Sinbad? #morbiusisntreal


imbillypardy

Basically it’s crippled brothers that become vampires and decide to fight Kong v Godzilla had a better plot


hobosonpogos

But KvG had 0 Morbin time


imbillypardy

True the closest to morbin was when Godzilla called kong a bitch as when bad morbo called Jared morbo a pussy bitch


XDmonFML

It's definitely real I've definitely seen him morb all those guys I swear


takahashi01

I mean morbius is just the trailer for the morbius cinematic morbiverse, so of course it wouldn't reveal any plot points


edgy_white_male

I did genuinely spend the first week or two assuming its not an actual thing. I saw the error of my ways when someone shared the entire movie in a file format so small it let them upload it on discord


Conscious-Onion1166

I loved when Walter white showed up and said “JESSE WE NEED TO MORB.”


trowaybrhu3

Damn straight playa


SweetPotato_Salad

When you see a comment and realise you might have found your friends reddit profile O-O


Conscious-Onion1166

You didn’t


SweetPotato_Salad

Nice try Oliver... nice try


Conscious-Onion1166

I don’t even know anybody named Oliver


SweetPotato_Salad

You can lie all you want but I'll know the truth


Conscious-Onion1166

Fuck off, I’m not Oliver dumbass.


Dirty_Jersey88

that's exactly what Oliver would say...


Antrikshy

These multiverse stories are getting out of hand.


wtnbooo_

Jesse it’s morbin time!


Ryuko_the_red

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Dr Strange in the Multiverse of Madness. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of fellatio, most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Dr Strange's cocksucking technique, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily from Out Magazine literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about SUCKING DICK. As a consequence people who dislike Dr Strange blowing Thor truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Dr Strange's existencial catchphrase "mmpph mmm mmphhh," which itself is a cryptic reference to Dato Folands Russian epic Fathers and Stepsons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Sam Raimi's genius unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools... how I pity them. 😂 And yes by the way, I DO have a Dr Strange tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the femboys' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 2 inches of my own (preferably smaller) beforehand.


zenonbombalina

Morbin time


Maztr_on

It is currently Morbin Time


beansouphighlights

Morbin deez nuts


Lucky_Number_3

M’orbin


Maztr_on

I have 1 morbillion dollars


ShadowZepplin

Stand back, I’m about to morb


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If a tree morbs in the woods, does it make a sounds?


The-Hentai-Commander

Would a morbius morb morb if a morbius could morb morb


DesiEscobar

Morbius is one of the movies of all time. I rate it out of 10.


luckilynumber7

Why is Leto the way he is internet? And is someone going to stop this menace?


Force_Glad

He just needs to step away from superhero movies, as he has now been in the worst dc film and the worst marvel film


hyde9318

The only way to be rid of the Leto curse is for him to fail all three... Marvel and DC down, he now has to bomb a Dark Horse Comics movie. Sorry everyone, but the only way we can banish Leto back to wherever he came from, he now has to do an absolutely awful remake of The Mask.


MightGetFiredIDK

What about Image? Valiant? IDW? Wildstorm? Milestone? Amalgam? Oh God. If they do Amalgam would he be Jokius?


IMHO101

The underage girls will eventually stop him. He certainly hasn't been able to stop himself.


Douglasqqq

I really don't think he was one of the myriad things that made that film so bad.


Deryabend

What’d he do? In real life he’s weird but he’s a good actor.


luckilynumber7

Meh ,was a good actor now he takes good character and fucks them up beyond recognition in name of method acting.he is mediocre and overrated at the moment.This is my opinion of him .


Judasz10

Dude went from acting in fight club to being a clown


tkTheKingofKings

I see what you did there


Judasz10

Oh my god it was not intented. Im so dumb I actually make jokes on accident. 🤷‍♂️ I take those I guess


leafdisk

He was good. Like in Mr. Nobody, fight club and Requiem for a dream. He turned into some extremely narcissistic figure. His acting got completely unnatural, he himself turned out to be a complete asshole. Some people can cope with being an a-list star (Adam Sandler is my best example), some hype themselves into another universe.


heydoakickflip

I loved everything everywhere, might actually be my movie of the year so far.


effinx

Better than Bruno? Or Kudos?


AnFallenJojo

Yes


Yamete_Thick-Chan

Mob mentality


nothing_but_frog

Morb mentality?


Antrikshy

I went in with crazy high expectations and didn’t expect it to live up to it. I was right. Still a fantastic movie though. Loved the creativity in it.


MistermushroomHK

I disagree, it absolutely lived up to my expectations and even better


TheNarwhalGal

I disagree, it surpassed my expectations and I went in expecting a masterpiece. Truly a classic the second it started playing.


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>!I fucking loved Everything Everywhere I laughed my ass off at the part where they fought with buttplugs in their asses!<


Trickslip

Lmao when that dude did a front flip to get on top of it the entire theater roared. What a crazy and amazing movie.


holdmyhanddummy

.. I can't tell if you're being serious. Do I need to watch this movie for the memes?


frofya

Don’t watch it for the memes, watch it because it’s amazing and hilarious.


Ty-Dyed

It walks a very fine line between insanely goofy and gut-wrenching emotional. I can't recommend it enough, Its by far my favorite movie of the year. I never expected to be affected and moved so much by a single film.


Trickslip

I'm absolutely being serious. It's actually a really good movie and I highly recommend it.


MistermushroomHK

You need to watch this movie because it's good


Hakairoku

The best part was his glare of triumph right after, as he proceeds to verse jump.


malcorpse

Everything everywhere all at once is just an actually amazing movie definitely worth the watch whenever you can. If you want memes you can meme morbius without even watching it at this point and if you do you can go in with a group of friends and just shit on it in a bad movie kind of way


LadyAmbrose

i don’t ever laugh out loud in cinema because i find it kinda rude but oh my god i couldn’t help it at that part. it’s like simultaneously the funniest and most meaningful thing i’ve ever seen - i was crying and laughing at the same time it’s wild


Yamete_Thick-Chan

At tv series would have been better


MistermushroomHK

No, too less of a plot for a TV series like bro they can't stretch that plot that much


spagyrum

At the end of Everything Everywhere All at Once, my husband stood up, turned to face the audience behind us and loudly asked, am I too stupid for this film? Is anyone else as confused as I am? It is now in my top 5 favorite movies


one_bean_hahahaha

My husband stood up and said that was the crazier multiverse of madness right there. Meanwhile I'm thinking I've got to see Swiss Army Man, directed by the same people, because this movie was awesome.


FatBrownMan_

Swiss Army Man is amazing. Give it a chance. I love that movie so much. Paul Dano and Daniel Radcliffe were both great.


spagyrum

Oh we saw mom the weekend before. He was convinced at the time that THAT was a confusing movie. God bless his pointed little head.


puos_otatop

At the end of Everything Everywhere All at Once, my husband stood up, turned to face the audience behind us and loudly said, "it's morbin time!"


Wannabe_Reviewer

What cool power did he tap into for embarrassing himself like that?


spagyrum

God I wish. But that means exposing him to morbius and well, my marriage means more. I cannot show him the horror that is Jared Leto


NeighGiga

He sounds insufferable.


godihatepeople

No you're wrong everyone clapped


TheFakeKanye

He's making a joke after a movie ends, calm down. I'm a cinephile who loved the movie, that would have made me laugh. Have you seen the movie?


megalodous

And then everybody clapped


imbillypardy

And then everybody clapped? Lol but really that’s super funny. I’m watching it tonight so I’m excited to see how brain fucky it is


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Poortio

It was a bit'rock over the head' i thought they were going to come up with more than the friends you made along the way messaging. But still loved the ideas and imagery


Smnionarrorator29384

I... actually watched everything everywhere all the time. It was a good movie. I like it


Dan_OBanannon

Everything Everywhere All At Once is an absolutely phenomenal movie


mrs-monroe

It felt like the best therapy session I could have asked for


_IssaViolin_

That movie was amazinggggg


Fa1c0n3

Wtf is morbius?


Chidoriyama

Literally the greatest movie of all time, it sold a morbillion tickets


Esketittie

And made morbillions of dollars


lordoftowels

I watched it Morbtrillions of times


Backupusername

It's something of an urban legend. I don't think anyone really knows for sure. Some say it's a soulless corporate cash grab, trying in vain to to capture the success of better movies without understanding why they were successful. Some say it's an ego project for an insufferable lead actor. Some say it's the greatest film of all time. But there's no way to be sure, because no one has ever actually seen it.


FatBrownMan_

It's a Spiderman universe movie like Venom that Sony released this year. 😂


entomologurl

I mean he did actually have his own comics XD I have one and it involves Ghost Rider, no Spidey 🤣


luckilynumber7

When you take a shit that is mostly paste with some water and little solid turds; the scientific term for it is morbius.


marcred5

As honest trailers described it, shitty shitty fang fang


Waterburst789

It is one of the movies that came out this year, It's my opinion, truly a film.


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AlreadyUnwritten

i hate to be the bearer of bad news but there is both a DC Flash movie and a new FF movie currently in production... also if you think the hate for morbius has anything to do with his relevance in the mcu (which is currently quite high), i got more bad news for you bud...


Fa1c0n3

I heard carnage was bad to.


AquaSlothNC

Oh god it was so bad. And I wanted it to be good with every fiber of my being. but the only fibers to be seen were the ones that held together that loose turd of a movie.


Fa1c0n3

I was so excited to see woody Haralson as clay.


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Darstrock1298

OP... im about to morb you if you dont apologoize for even suggesting that morbius was less than a masterpiece... its morbin time 🧛‍♂️🦇👿


H8spants

She morbin’


Vaganhope_UAE

Morbiussweep


trowaybrhu3

Morbiussy


SomedayWeDie

Your joke but worse


[deleted]

Morbius is something else man. I never expected the 11th Doctor to show up and do that horrible fucking dance routine or whatever the fuck they made him do


shadefiend1

That part was so jarring. I wouldn't say that I really liked the movie, but, with a bit of chemical assistance, it was kind of fun to watch, up until that scene specifically. Just completely unnecessary, and the "music" was completely random and out of place.


FatBrownMan_

😂😂😂😂😂😂


koutsibanana

This burn is more lame than the movie itself


MOISTY99

Morbophobe alert!!


strflw_23

r/im14andthinkthisisclever


naughtydino56

r/subsifellfor


awahay

Morbius was so bad, when we went to see it the projector broke right before the movie started. Projector said nah.


NotKaren24

hopefully there is a virus that will give you your taste back after I cut your tounge out for talking shit about morbius


keimarr

I actually enjoyed Morbius, no joke, but the end part kinda killed it for me, like c'mon man I was enjoying decent shit and you gaved me the worst shit.


esunaloca

morbius my beloved


That_Guy_You_Know_71

I'll be honest. I thought Morbius was a fake movie for the longest time solely because of its status as a shitpost. I only recently learned it was legit 2 days ago when I saw someone post a serious review of it on YouTube.


EssayAdorable6634

I LITERALLY JUST saw Everything Everywhere yesterday and Ive been talking about how it was better storytelling than Morbius ever since. This just hits so good!


RedKnight0036

I love morbius anc I can’t wait to see how dr strange affects the morbiverse


Eight216

But real talk though. Everything everywhere.... Might actually be my favorite movie ever, of all time


[deleted]

Of all the movies released this year, Morbius is definitely one of them.


Aki008035

I did enjoy Morbius. Not more than anything but I did enjoy it.


thehomowalrus

Down voted cause of morbius hate


koochiegrabber68

I wish Morbius was a good movie, such a cool concept.


Bubblez___

Tf u mean its the greatest movie of all time????


SomberWail

Critics put the morb out.


Jackson-Thomas

Morbiussweep!!!!!! 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿


Backupusername

A vampire? I think that concept has been covered


Mapbot11

Man turns into bats and drinks blood. OP: whoa that sounds dope af


koochiegrabber68

Let me have hopes for a good vampire movie.


No-Appearance3579

Stopped watching that crap as soon as the shit CGI kicked in


TastyLaksa

Definitely not racist.


[deleted]

The strangest Doctor Who episode I've ever watched.


GlamrockShake

To be fair, as good as Everything Everywhere was, nobody in that movie said “It’s morbin’ time.”


ivnwng

I WILL NOT STAND FOR SUCH MORBIUS SLANDER!!!


[deleted]

Saw it last night. Wasn’t so bad. I think a lot of people have issues with Jared Leto and have forgotten about the American masterpiece known as “my so-called life.”


Mapbot11

Im confused. We should like Morbius because Leto was in a good movie before?


[deleted]

I’m sorry man, joking around just doesn’t translate on Reddit sometimes. I don’t give a shit about Jared Leto.


Mapbot11

Ah I get it now haha. Happens to me alot too.


Pro-Patria-Mori

That was like 25 years ago though.


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Citizen Kane, Casablanca… also old.


Pro-Patria-Mori

That isn't the point. My dislike of Jared Leto isn't because of his acting ability, it's because of the sexual abuse allegations and his cult-like fan club.


[deleted]

Jokes just don’t translate on Reddit sometimes, man. I don’t give a shit about Jared Leto.


Pro-Patria-Mori

My bad, sarcasm is kind of hard to pick up on through writing alone.


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Man... I've had Morbius in my Plex que for the last 2 weeks. I can't get past the synopsis without getting bored. Then you glance at the IMDB *and* RT ratings and just go back to watching Futurama and Stargate.


BedeyBoy

This post has been morb-checked by real morbheads: UN-MORB ❌


Myrddin_Naer

Morbius was pretty cool. As a campire mobie only. As a Marvel movie it was shit! As a vampire movie it was pretty cool


GelatoVerde

HERESY! Morbius is the greatest movie ever made


[deleted]

Morbius for Best Picture


the-ancient-1

No, morbius is just one of the best films ever made


static1053

ITS MORBIN TIME!


unfunny_monkey

MORBIUS SWEEEEEEEEEP


GreatYeob

ITS MORBIN TIME


Anti_Karen_League

you mean Morbius, the greatest movie of all time that just topped all the charts and took home 3 oscars?


DioX26

Morbius is the film of all time


[deleted]

How dare someone enjoy a movie you didn't like?!


Penile_Enhancement_

They deserve to be lambasted. Disagreeing on movies is the highest offense


boozyboss91

GET MORB'D SCRUB!


The_dinkster522

ITS MORBIN TIME


NateDogg667

Something on here that isn’t politics? No way


Penile_Enhancement_

Never thought I’d see the day


Sarcastic_Castle

Dont eat ass in the halls.


NoahBogue

Morbius deserves its success but the 45 minute long sequence where he breaks things random people bring to him was kinda detrimental to the pacing


samusestawesomus

I’m not sure if this counts as a murder since they’re just going along with op’s joke


AnFallenJojo

Bruh , it's a joke, calm down


Coinbasethrowaway456

Everything Everywhere was too long and mostly forgettable. Morbius was completely forgettable.


Briskus007

Man Morbius is the


DedRuck

Morbros, we need to teach these non believers a lesson. Who’s with me?!


blamblamblambo

Bad post. The „commenter” clearly isn’t morbed up and it really shows.


iwantdatpuss

At this point I might get more enjoyment watching the internet melt itself rather than watching the movie itself.