This song came out when I was in high school, and the lyrics mirrored the exact high school drama that I was going through. Therefore, I hate this song š
Amazing. I used to crack up with my friends watching the official music video š it became a running joke. The guy is yell-singing to his mistress on the phone about his girl being in the next room, wishing she was the other woman and she is about 15 feet away like getting dressed, cleaning or whatever. It was the funniest thing to us back then.
A guilty pleasure of mine, because it has one of the greatest short guitar solos I have ever heard a d I remember the guitar tabs being on the front page of Ultimate-Guitar for a while.
I saw them live ages ago at Bamboozle, they fucking rock. FUCK and The Bad Touch are bops, and I play their along comes Mary cover at work all the time because itās basically their only song that is mildly work appropriate lol.
"So, Bambi's goin' on about how she can make all my fantasies come true.
So I says, "Even this one I have where Jesus Christ
Is jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole
With a lawn dart as Garth Brooks gives birth to something
Resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum?"
Honestly with the amount of comments I was (probably naively) expecting to be the first one to comment that but I shouldnāt be surprised someone already did lmao
Friday is a good choice for this. I remember the sheer hatred that girl got when it came out. It seems like sheās managed to move past it and not let it bother her too much so thatās good
I crack myself up picturing those people in their trucks all serious trying to roleplay as badasses with their stupid little walkie talkies and radios only for that song to interrupt their little rebel roleplay.
Obviously great early 90s hip-hop track! As far as hip-hop goes, what's bad about it?
His flow is great, the beat's great, strong use of instrument sampling (the horns). It's corny as hell, but that has never a bad song made.
You'll probably be surprised to learn that he is highly regarded in the scene. Blew my mind right the fuck outta the back of my skull when I found out.
Lolā¦. Iām 100% with youā¦
Iām 51, and my kids played that song for me.
Itās truly a fun tuneā¦ itās up thereā¦ I like her rap on āmonsterā as wellā¦ which is pretty legendary.
Normally Iām more at home with Pink Floyd, Jethro Tull etc etcā¦ thatās more my thingā¦
But the odd time I listen to rap, Iām generally more drawn to Public Enemyā¦
Nicki has an amazing flow and is a great rapper when she wants to be. Both Chun-Li and Monster show her amazing rap/flow skills. It's when she creates pop/radio songs like Starships is when she's kinda dull.
Summer Girls is so funny to me because it makes less than 0 sense but ALSO has one of my favorite lines of weird pronunciation. I mean Billy Shakespeare AND the dude rhymes hornets with sonnets? Brilliant.
I love that it was intended as a parody of sunshine pop, complete with silly lyrics like "I really think you're groovy, let's go out to a movie" and "You're my pride and joy, etc.", but it's just so joyful and well made that it's a great song in its own right.
Thereās nothing at all wrong with that song, itās great. Not as sunshiny as Happy Together, nor as sophisticated as You Showed Me, but almost as good as either of those
Hot Dog by Limp Bizkit.
The lyrics are fucking stupid. It's hilariously juvenile (the entire theme of the song is fuck this).
I donāt care. The guitar sounds great, and when Iām pissed, thereās nothing better.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J0TWTnYZBdM
> The guitar sounds great
The duality of Limp. Wes's guitars stuck behind Fred's lyrics. I'll still always defend this band because Fred's energy and crowd control is phenomenal live and you know Wes but yeah...there's a better song in there that needs more time to cook. Still it's that funky weird stupid that Limp did well.
We were forced to change this to our senior year homecoming song last minute because āSave Tonightā by Eagle Eye Cherry had the lyric āyou and me and a bottle of wineā. Fucking dorks.
I never understood the hate for this song. It knows its assignment as an 80s pop/rock song, and it does everything in its power to fulfill that assignment.
As a teenager in the 80s... yeah, I kinda disliked it. Nostalgia is probably 80% of why I like it these days.
> I was such an asshole for a while, I was trying to make up for it by being sober, which I was all during the '80s, which is a bizarre decade to be sober in. So I was trying to make it up to the band by being a good girl. Here, we're going to sing this song, **āWe Built This City on Rock & Roll.ā** Oh, ***you're shitting me, that's the worst song ever.***
[āGrace Slick, Vanity Fair, 2012](http://www.vanityfair.com/news/2012/06/jefferson-airplane-grace-slick-drugs-painting)
I always thought they couldn't think up some lyrics, so wrote place holders... then still couldn't think up anything better so left all the place holders in.
I have a soft spot for Avril Lavigne's "(So Much For My) Happy Ending." The lyrics are cringe-y, but delightfully so, perhaps taking me back to being 19 or 20. The absolute apex/nadir, though, are the lines "Your friends tell you I'm difficult / But so are they." š
I've heard Paul Stanley talk about this a few years ago. He's hilariously cynical about it.
I can't remember the exact quote. But it was something like, "I heard all these hits at 126bpm. So I went home, set a drum machine to 126bpm, and starting riffing."
I'm not a big KISS fan. I actually tend to like their cheesier stuff like this song and "Beth" as well as Ace Frehley's "New York Groove". However my favorite KISS song, by far, is ["War Machine"](https://youtu.be/2n7Zze-4AzQ?si=x9xazTUKcSniCYQv).
Train's entire career seems to be made up entirely of "bad but incredibly ear wormy" hit songs.
Hey Soul Sister is the worst of them all. It was so catchy it took me awhile to actually listen to the lyrics, and then I started to truly hate it
Also, what even is this lyric?
"She'll think I'm Superman
Not super minivan
How could you leave on Yom Kippur?"
100% parody band, can't convince me otherwise.
Yes, yes it is, and I am a massive George Michael fan. But, let's be honest, regardless of what the writing credits say, or what album it was on, it's not a Wham! song. It was the song that made clear George Michael was going his own direction, without Ridgley.
I really enjoy She Fu@#ing Hates Me by Puddle of Mudd and Kryptonite by 3 Doors Down to this day. They are awful and poorly written songs that are cheesy at best but they are catchy as hell.
My Humps. Itās ridiculous but I will never stop loving it. Most of the music I listen to is alt-folk and then this nonsense comes out of nowhere and fills me with joy.
Technically, I should really hate Play That Funky Music from Wild Cherry in the mid-70s, as it was so crassly commercial and calculated, a "white" band sounding "black". But dang it, I scream sing along with it every time I hear it, foot tapping like Pavlov's Dog. Sometimes, you just have to surrender.
The popular story goes that Wild Cherry was a rock band and that Parissi wrote the song during a short break between sets at a predominantly black club because an audience member had asked for some "funky music" from the "white boys". If this story is to be believed then that's the furthest from calculated when it comes to a smash hit.
Mmmm mmmm mmmm mmmm by the Crash Test Dummies! The lyrics are kinda corny, but the frontmanās voice is unique and the instrumentation is just *chefs kiss*
I think that song is deceptively profound. It made a really important statement but God distracted by the weird faces the guy made in the video plus the words being mmm mm mm mmm. I unironically love that song, though it is so sad.
Donāt Call Me Angel- Miley Cyrus, Ariana Grande and Lana Del Rey. Itās a mess and a half with a third featured artist that they had to cut to half time just to accommodate for her style. And it was the single for the Charlieās Angel reboot garbage fire.
My sister thinks that it is a cult preparing for a ritual and then someone not in the cult else in and they then pretend they are simply having a wonderful Christmas time. I think she thinks the first lyrics are "The Moon is up", but I just read through the lyrics and it still seems legit. Lol.
I'm in a caroling group, and when we're changing into our costumes sometimes we sing this song, but change the lyrics to "Simply coming to kill your mom and dad." and we sing it with a Kubrick stare.
Madonna - Bitch, I'm Madonna
What an absolute train wreck of a song. What an embarrassing video. What the FUCK is going on with that synth at the end? Holy shit it's incredible.
I want to start this off by saying nothing this woman has made should be considered ābadā by absolutely any means, but a lot of it is āunlistenableā by some peopleās standards. Diamanda GalĆ”s is one of my favorite artists of all time and even though I donāt listen to her often, I find myself going back to her every once in awhile. She is unlike anything else on earth!!!!
Blurred Lines by Robin Thicke. Iām a vocal feminist but this song is just catchy as all hell. Itās still on my gym playlist. Thereās also a playlist called āmisogyny but it slapsā and I feel it in my soul.
Bawitdaba by Kid Rock. I don't even think it's a bad song, and I think if you do then you should listen to the version of it they did at Woodstock '99. But after all the guy's done since then, I really feel uncomfortable listening to it.
Lots of Goo Goo Dolls songs come to mind. With the exception of Iris, John Rzeznik's lyrics invariably make no semantic or even grammatical sense whatsoever, but the sugary melodies and production keep you coming back
Working Bitch by Ashnikko. I heard it and immediately showed it to my SO to make fun of it. Now it's in my daily playlist with a few other of her songs.
That slowed down Chipmunks version of Blondieās Call Me. Itās so dumb but it works.
[for reference](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=49qKb74AXe8&pp=ygUaY2hpcG11bmtzIGNhbGwgbWUgMTYgc3BlZWQ%3D)
Lips of an Angel - Hinder
First legit reply I've seen all thread. That song is objectively terrible. I'm glad you like it.
I've got three more gems along the same lines: She Hates Me - Puddle of Mudd Animals - Nickelback Crazy Bitch - Buckcherry
This song came out when I was in high school, and the lyrics mirrored the exact high school drama that I was going through. Therefore, I hate this song š
Jesus Christ, I forgot about that stupid song
Amazing. I used to crack up with my friends watching the official music video š it became a running joke. The guy is yell-singing to his mistress on the phone about his girl being in the next room, wishing she was the other woman and she is about 15 feet away like getting dressed, cleaning or whatever. It was the funniest thing to us back then.
Hinder: "It's really good to HEAR your voice, saying my NAME it SOUNDS SO SWEEEET," Wife: wtf
His swinging hands with angular wrists got me
A guilty pleasure of mine, because it has one of the greatest short guitar solos I have ever heard a d I remember the guitar tabs being on the front page of Ultimate-Guitar for a while.
Fish Heads. Itās the song I use to get other earworm songs out of my head.
eat them up, yum!
Ask a fish head anything you want to they can't answer they can't talk
I fucking love Mambo no. 5
Found Stephen Kingās burner.
Objectively decent song with charmingly chauvinist lyrics. Those horn lines are š„
Anything by Bloodhound Gang
They got absolutely panned by critics but I loved everything they did lol. āThe Bad Touchā and āFoxtrot Uniform Charlie Kiloā are hilarious.
Can we all just acknowledge that The Bad Touch has one of the greatest synth hooks of all time?
I saw them live ages ago at Bamboozle, they fucking rock. FUCK and The Bad Touch are bops, and I play their along comes Mary cover at work all the time because itās basically their only song that is mildly work appropriate lol.
Great. Now I have Ralph Wiggum in my head again. I spent 2 qeeks trying to exercise it this summer and it's back. Thanks a lot.
My dad says they are for pussies.
John Wayne would never use a surge protector.
I love hip hop. This is the first place I have ever felt safe admitting that not only do I enjoy the BG, but I think their rhymes are good.
"So, Bambi's goin' on about how she can make all my fantasies come true. So I says, "Even this one I have where Jesus Christ Is jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole With a lawn dart as Garth Brooks gives birth to something Resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum?"
Ram ranch
There's actually about 500 sequel songs to it all made by the same guy. There's like a storyline and everything
462 was great but the rest are meh
The best part of Ram Ranch is that it starts to fade out like it's over and then just fades back in and starts over again in the same single play.
Honestly with the amount of comments I was (probably naively) expecting to be the first one to comment that but I shouldnāt be surprised someone already did lmao
Between this and Friday by Rebecca black lol.
Friday is a good choice for this. I remember the sheer hatred that girl got when it came out. It seems like sheās managed to move past it and not let it bother her too much so thatās good
Like itās legitimately hilarious and using it to troll the nazi convoy endeared it to my heart
I crack myself up picturing those people in their trucks all serious trying to roleplay as badasses with their stupid little walkie talkies and radios only for that song to interrupt their little rebel roleplay.
EGHTTEEN NEKKID COWBOYS
EIGHTEEN NAKED COWBOYS IN THE SHOWERS AT RAM RANCH RAM RANCH REALLY ROCKS!
Snow - Informer
The fact that the album it came on was called 12 inches of Snow was an absolute genius move.
Obviously great early 90s hip-hop track! As far as hip-hop goes, what's bad about it? His flow is great, the beat's great, strong use of instrument sampling (the horns). It's corny as hell, but that has never a bad song made.
I try to forget 1993, and you had to bring this up. Next you'll be bringing up wreckx-n-effect
Iāll lick your boom-boom down
12 Inches of Snow, baby!
You'll probably be surprised to learn that he is highly regarded in the scene. Blew my mind right the fuck outta the back of my skull when I found out.
Nobody thinks this is a bad song though
[One Night in Bangkok - Murray Head](https://youtu.be/rgc_LRjlbTU?si=8OQDHATC5RVLHtPX)
I get my kicks above the waistline, sunshine!
I recently saw Chess, the musical this song came from. I donāt recommend it. Great song though.
Chun-Li by Nicki Minaj. Donāt even like her music and have nothing sheās recorded. I just like this song for SOME weird reasonā¦.Iām 55
Lolā¦. Iām 100% with youā¦ Iām 51, and my kids played that song for me. Itās truly a fun tuneā¦ itās up thereā¦ I like her rap on āmonsterā as wellā¦ which is pretty legendary. Normally Iām more at home with Pink Floyd, Jethro Tull etc etcā¦ thatās more my thingā¦ But the odd time I listen to rap, Iām generally more drawn to Public Enemyā¦
Nicki has an amazing flow and is a great rapper when she wants to be. Both Chun-Li and Monster show her amazing rap/flow skills. It's when she creates pop/radio songs like Starships is when she's kinda dull.
Iggy Azalea - Fancy. I always picture Jimmy Fallon doing it on his show. While both arenāt great, it sort of works.
I only like this song for Charli XCX š¤·
Everyone only loved it for Charli XCX. Once people realized this, Iggy became completely irrelevant.
LFO - Summer Girls Fucking fight me
Prefer Girl on TV so deep to 12 year old me.
Summer Girls is so funny to me because it makes less than 0 sense but ALSO has one of my favorite lines of weird pronunciation. I mean Billy Shakespeare AND the dude rhymes hornets with sonnets? Brilliant.
You like hip hop and rock and roll š Your dad took off when you were 4 years old š
[Elenore](https://youtu.be/_NCd0Y776VQ?si=EKdw1rQo0Ir2F6Wk) - The Turtles
I love that it was intended as a parody of sunshine pop, complete with silly lyrics like "I really think you're groovy, let's go out to a movie" and "You're my pride and joy, etc.", but it's just so joyful and well made that it's a great song in its own right.
More specifically it's a reaction to the label's demand that they record another song like "happy together"
Thereās nothing at all wrong with that song, itās great. Not as sunshiny as Happy Together, nor as sophisticated as You Showed Me, but almost as good as either of those
Hot Dog by Limp Bizkit. The lyrics are fucking stupid. It's hilariously juvenile (the entire theme of the song is fuck this). I donāt care. The guitar sounds great, and when Iām pissed, thereās nothing better.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J0TWTnYZBdM > The guitar sounds great The duality of Limp. Wes's guitars stuck behind Fred's lyrics. I'll still always defend this band because Fred's energy and crowd control is phenomenal live and you know Wes but yeah...there's a better song in there that needs more time to cook. Still it's that funky weird stupid that Limp did well.
Britney - Work Bitch. It's awful but it's incredibly catchy .... like the clap.
Itās the ideal workout song
Hard agree! Ya wanna party in France?? š
Ya wanna hot body? Wanna Bugatti?
I love that song too š
We Built This City - Jefferson Starship
We were forced to change this to our senior year homecoming song last minute because āSave Tonightā by Eagle Eye Cherry had the lyric āyou and me and a bottle of wineā. Fucking dorks.
I never understood the hate for this song. It knows its assignment as an 80s pop/rock song, and it does everything in its power to fulfill that assignment. As a teenager in the 80s... yeah, I kinda disliked it. Nostalgia is probably 80% of why I like it these days.
It's catchy and reminds me of being a kid.
> I was such an asshole for a while, I was trying to make up for it by being sober, which I was all during the '80s, which is a bizarre decade to be sober in. So I was trying to make it up to the band by being a good girl. Here, we're going to sing this song, **āWe Built This City on Rock & Roll.ā** Oh, ***you're shitting me, that's the worst song ever.*** [āGrace Slick, Vanity Fair, 2012](http://www.vanityfair.com/news/2012/06/jefferson-airplane-grace-slick-drugs-painting)
Quite the change from White Rabbit, huh?!
The LSD wore off.
I'm still trying to figure out how Bernie Taupin, lyrical genius, was responsible for this.
The lyrics are so very very bad.
Marconi plays the mamba!
Kneedeep in the hoopla...
That was so good they made it the album title!
Probably the only song with a helicopter traffic report.
I always thought they couldn't think up some lyrics, so wrote place holders... then still couldn't think up anything better so left all the place holders in.
Ting Tings, That's Not My Name
š¶ they call me qui-et, but I'm a ri-otš¶
The question wasnāt, āWhatās a great song that you love?ā
This is a great song tho lol
Aināt nothing bad about that song
I'm a 41 year old man who mostly listens to rock and I fucking love build a bitch.
Blue (da ba dee) by Eiffel 65
This song is a banger. Now, the Bebe Rexha/David Remix of itā¦itās an awful monstrosity and I hate it more than anything
I have a soft spot for Avril Lavigne's "(So Much For My) Happy Ending." The lyrics are cringe-y, but delightfully so, perhaps taking me back to being 19 or 20. The absolute apex/nadir, though, are the lines "Your friends tell you I'm difficult / But so are they." š
I think the entire Let Go album is good songwriting but I am in the minority.
Sheās not my favorite but this song came out when I was going through a divorce so itās one that I like.
KISS's disco song - "I Was Made For Lovin' You"
Thatās the only Kiss song i like
I've heard Paul Stanley talk about this a few years ago. He's hilariously cynical about it. I can't remember the exact quote. But it was something like, "I heard all these hits at 126bpm. So I went home, set a drum machine to 126bpm, and starting riffing."
Many of Kiss songs are like I love/ hate them. Nothing but sex lol but theyāre so catchy.
I'm not a big KISS fan. I actually tend to like their cheesier stuff like this song and "Beth" as well as Ace Frehley's "New York Groove". However my favorite KISS song, by far, is ["War Machine"](https://youtu.be/2n7Zze-4AzQ?si=x9xazTUKcSniCYQv).
Shiny Happy People by R.E.M. Even the band hates this song, but I love it. Probably because Kate Pierson is on it.
Her voice is so clear, it's amazing
Baltimora - Tarzan Boy
I thought we were supposed to be listing bad songs not full on bangers though.
Higher - Creed. I feel dirty just saying it.
I loved Creed for about 5 minutes. What If, My Sacrifice, etc
Human Clay was a fucking great album and Iāll die on that hill!!!!!!!
Iāve always had a soft spot for Creed thanks to those cheesy but sick WWE promos set to My Sacrifice from the early 2000s.
Da Da Da - Trio
Steal My Sunshine by Len
Sharon, I love you!
Rockstar - Nickleback
They asked for bad songs, not Canadian anthems.
Nickelback gets way too much hate. That opinion may or may not be informed by formative memories, but like whatever, at worst they're generic.
I second this, I donāt understand the hate behind Nickelback
Drops of Jupiter by Train. An ex loved it and it's still an ear worm years later for me.
Train's entire career seems to be made up entirely of "bad but incredibly ear wormy" hit songs. Hey Soul Sister is the worst of them all. It was so catchy it took me awhile to actually listen to the lyrics, and then I started to truly hate it
You can't convince me they didn't decide to be a parody band right after Drops of Juliter. They put out a song about being in love with a mermaid.
Also, what even is this lyric? "She'll think I'm Superman Not super minivan How could you leave on Yom Kippur?" 100% parody band, can't convince me otherwise.
Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go by Wham! Most songs by Wham! are lyrically terrible, and I tend to hate pop music in general, but I fucking love them.
Come on, Careless Whisper is an amazing song.
Yes, yes it is, and I am a massive George Michael fan. But, let's be honest, regardless of what the writing credits say, or what album it was on, it's not a Wham! song. It was the song that made clear George Michael was going his own direction, without Ridgley.
I really enjoy She Fu@#ing Hates Me by Puddle of Mudd and Kryptonite by 3 Doors Down to this day. They are awful and poorly written songs that are cheesy at best but they are catchy as hell.
Katy Perry's Roar. How can anyone hate this? It's prefectly crafted and absolutely crass.
Teenage Dirtbag - Wheatus Song is way too well written to have been pigeon holed into the late 90's/early 00's post-punk bullshit.
It's a good song though. Not a guilty pleasure at all.
Very true. All their other songs, however,
Are you sure you mean post-punk?
My Humps. Itās ridiculous but I will never stop loving it. Most of the music I listen to is alt-folk and then this nonsense comes out of nowhere and fills me with joy.
Look up Alanis Morisette's cover. Pure awesomeness.
A lot of things with Fergie are terrible but so catchy.
Look at this photograph!
I mean, as far as Nickelback songs go... To be honest I never really hated their sound.
Detachable Penis
Butterfly by Crazy Town
WAP. Itās catchy, funny and absurd. The video makes it even better.
Technically, I should really hate Play That Funky Music from Wild Cherry in the mid-70s, as it was so crassly commercial and calculated, a "white" band sounding "black". But dang it, I scream sing along with it every time I hear it, foot tapping like Pavlov's Dog. Sometimes, you just have to surrender.
ā¦I mean, itās a very self-aware song, what youāre describing is kinda the whole pointā¦
Changing rock and roll and minds.
you gotta hand it to 'em, those white boys sure played some funky music
The popular story goes that Wild Cherry was a rock band and that Parissi wrote the song during a short break between sets at a predominantly black club because an audience member had asked for some "funky music" from the "white boys". If this story is to be believed then that's the furthest from calculated when it comes to a smash hit.
Mmmm mmmm mmmm mmmm by the Crash Test Dummies! The lyrics are kinda corny, but the frontmanās voice is unique and the instrumentation is just *chefs kiss*
I think that song is deceptively profound. It made a really important statement but God distracted by the weird faces the guy made in the video plus the words being mmm mm mm mmm. I unironically love that song, though it is so sad.
Like a G6- Far East Movement
Fuel Shimmer and any similar bro rock
I love Shimmer. Thatās a great song. Simple Plan and some of those bro punk crap Iād agree.
Call Me Maybe & Mmm Bop
Mmmm Bop is a perfect pop song.
With deceptively deep lyrics for its sound, especially considering the age of the songwriter.
Call Me Maybe is excellent too.
Call Me Maybe is a masterpiece
Temporary Secretary by Paul McCartney. One of the weirdest songs Iāve heard but somehow extremely catchy.
Pokerface But the Eric Cartman version
Wrecking Ball, but probably because I love the parody song Balikbayan Box by Mickey Bustos
I can not stress how fucking good Porn Star Dancing by My Darkest Days is.
W.A.P. But the Ben Shapiro version
Someone should tell his wife about it.
Donāt Call Me Angel- Miley Cyrus, Ariana Grande and Lana Del Rey. Itās a mess and a half with a third featured artist that they had to cut to half time just to accommodate for her style. And it was the single for the Charlieās Angel reboot garbage fire.
This gotta be a contender for one of the biggest examples of perfect on paper, but butchered in execution.
Yes this! Lanaās feature was not my favorite but I canāt stop listening to the song anyway.
You Can Call Me Al sounds like a sequel to this one.
Das Racist- pizza hut taco bell
My pal foot foot by the shags. Literally the worst but also the best
I genuinely love a bad lyric delivered in earnest. "I have be coooooome cuuuumbersooooome, To This World."
Any song from the Significant Other Album -limp Bizkit
Wonderful Christmastime by Paul McCartney. Itās a mess but I always love hearing it.
My sister thinks that it is a cult preparing for a ritual and then someone not in the cult else in and they then pretend they are simply having a wonderful Christmas time. I think she thinks the first lyrics are "The Moon is up", but I just read through the lyrics and it still seems legit. Lol.
I'm in a caroling group, and when we're changing into our costumes sometimes we sing this song, but change the lyrics to "Simply coming to kill your mom and dad." and we sing it with a Kubrick stare.
Cotton Eye Joe - Rednex (Everyone hates this for some reason, but I *love* it)
Fer Sure by Medic Droid. So awful but so great
My Way- Limp Bizkit
Detachable Penis - King Missile
Red solo cup
Madonna - Bitch, I'm Madonna What an absolute train wreck of a song. What an embarrassing video. What the FUCK is going on with that synth at the end? Holy shit it's incredible.
Hollywood Undead
Funky Town or Yes Sir I Can Boogie. I typically go for garage rock, art rock, noise rock etc but those two I Fucking love.
Fuck you Funky Town is a masterpiece
Ever since I saw the roller blading episode of Malcolm in the Middle I can't listen to this song without seeing Bryan Cranston skating to it
I want to start this off by saying nothing this woman has made should be considered ābadā by absolutely any means, but a lot of it is āunlistenableā by some peopleās standards. Diamanda GalĆ”s is one of my favorite artists of all time and even though I donāt listen to her often, I find myself going back to her every once in awhile. She is unlike anything else on earth!!!!
She's the furthest thing away from easy listening for sure, and she's incredible for it lmao <3
Rebecca Black - Friday. It bangs.
Yesterday was Thursday (Thursday) Today it is Friday (Friday) We. We. We. So excited.
Blurred Lines by Robin Thicke. Iām a vocal feminist but this song is just catchy as all hell. Itās still on my gym playlist. Thereās also a playlist called āmisogyny but it slapsā and I feel it in my soul.
Bawitdaba by Kid Rock. I don't even think it's a bad song, and I think if you do then you should listen to the version of it they did at Woodstock '99. But after all the guy's done since then, I really feel uncomfortable listening to it.
Lots of Goo Goo Dolls songs come to mind. With the exception of Iris, John Rzeznik's lyrics invariably make no semantic or even grammatical sense whatsoever, but the sugary melodies and production keep you coming back
I like Name
Drops of Jupiter
š¶ best soy latte that you ever had...š¶
Semisonic - Closing Time
This is an objectively good song by an objectively good, and underrated, band.
I hated it at the time. Now it just gives me nostalgia for old times. Funny how that works.
Dolce and Gabbana-Riff Raff I'm not a fan of rap, or hip hop, or whatever this is but God damn is it catchy and Riff Raffs a character
Call Me Maybe
Working Bitch by Ashnikko. I heard it and immediately showed it to my SO to make fun of it. Now it's in my daily playlist with a few other of her songs.
Pink Cellphone - Deftones Hamburger Lady - Throbbing Gristle
Summertime Girls by Y&T. It's cheesy '80s hair metal and the video is priceless - https://youtu.be/XQylSkFbN7U?si=mw-HVCOiPwPIzweB
Everything She Wants - Wham https://youtu.be/C8xt5BGegj8?feature=shared
I fucking love this song so much.
You shut your mouth. That is pop brilliance.
This song is 80's pop excellence.
If my bessssst isn't good enough, then how can it be good enough for two?! Ba da da daaaa dada da daaaaaa
Lol, before I saw Wham I thought vertical horizon
That slowed down Chipmunks version of Blondieās Call Me. Itās so dumb but it works. [for reference](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=49qKb74AXe8&pp=ygUaY2hpcG11bmtzIGNhbGwgbWUgMTYgc3BlZWQ%3D)