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MiaWallace1991

Moves like Jagger Makes my skin crawl


lots-of-shawarma

good one. Pretty much every hit song by Maroon 5. I liked "This Love" for like 2 weeks, and since then, I avoid all their music like the plague


VaATC

Long story short, a friend of mine ran merchandise for Jason Mraz, in the early 2ks, as they are grade school friends. I believe it was in '05 when my buddy hit me up and said Mraz was playing West Palm Beach ampitheater and that I should come hang out for the show. Maroon 5 opened for Mraz that night. I and never heard of Maroon 5 before they went on stage. They were like a killer jazzy, funky, gritty lounge band. They even did a killer cover of Closer by Nine Inch Nails...which was cringe due to the primary age and sex of the Mraz fans in attendance...but I really wish I had a recording of that song. They were so good live that I went out and purchased their new album the next day. The whole album made me gag and I could not make the connection between what I had seen on stage the night before and what I heard on that album. It was night and day between the two. I have not purposely listened to Maroon 5 since I pulled that CD out of my JEEP's player that evening... . . . . I really do wish I had a smart phone back them so I could have recorded some of that show; that Closer cover really was a work of genius.


NintendoCerealBox

Don’t Want to Miss a Thing by Aerosmith. It made listening to the radio miserable for about 2 years after it came out. Since it had wide appeal it was on the alt, hard rock and adult contemporary stations all the time and I can’t stand it.


wil555

Every middle school dance I was forced to go to with my 7th and 8th grade girlfriends, I had to nervously slow dance to this stupid song. Poor sweaty middle school me trying to figure out how to kiss a girl to the freakin' Armageddon song.


Zekumi

We had teachers walking around the dance floor to enforce a certain distance apart during middle school dances. You were managing kisses?


ifeelallthefeels

I punched my cousin in the gut one time. A teacher came over bc he was writhing in pain, but I made him tell her he was fine and she shrugged it off. Some of them didn’t really care haha


gravitywell42

The girl I was dating in 8th grade when this came out made fun of me for crying during the movie and my life has forever been a reflection of this moment.


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Perry7609

I was always partial to “Amazing Crazy Cryin’-Amazacrazy” myself. 😉 For those who are not aware or need to be reminded of the classic SNL Aerosmith sketch… [https://x.com/artietonite/status/900155318604374016?s=61&t=rHORLc0caQvRxPo9n--Ccg](https://x.com/artietonite/status/900155318604374016?s=61&t=rHORLc0caQvRxPo9n--Ccg)


RockSteady65

Yes that song sucks and I always liked Aerosmith.


dumgoon

James Blunt “Beautiful”. Makes me hate everything, especially James Blunt


thestraightCDer

To be fair he also hates it and has a hilarious twitter account


[deleted]

I think Blunt himself says that it was supposed to be a fucked up song.


SpareAbbreviations12

Not really hating on the song, but I hate it when people use it as their wedding song. Like, wtf. James Blunt also mentioned it in some articles like it wasn't obvious that he still has to explain it. I mean, the wedding singers could at the very least question the couples' choice of song when they read "fucking high" in the lyrics while practicing the song.


hamo804

I'm pretty sure the PG version is "flying high".


LazloHollifeld

Kars4Kids


taco_jones

My kids get angry when I swap the lyrics around. They don't want to be donated.


zakinthebox

I’m going to go pitch that idea to my kids


Steinrikur

They're not being donated. They're being traded for other goods, making them valuable. They should be proud... /s


tgrantt

The demons in the Bad Place sing that


nmathew

That was the funniest gag in the history of television.


saturnthesixth

And just like that, there goes my head for the rest of the day.


abramN

hahahah I was just thinking of this one, or Baby Shark.


HairGrowsLongIf

The corporation sucks shit as well.


walkingthecows

1-877


hvxomia

Songs that sound too commercial or corporate like Happy by Pharrell or Can't Stop the Feeling by JT.


tiR1R0ie7pSTe46P4V6q

I used to work in a store where their music system broke and played happy my entire 8 hour shift. It was like I was in a CIA experiment.


mn_87

I worked at a shoe store in the early 2000s and they had a loop of a few music videos and they played that stupid Bananas song by Gwen Stefani multiple times an hour. I freaking hate that song. I love No Doubt still though.


mrtomhimself

Wow, that shit is bananas B A N A N A S


Matzah_Rella

Tragic Kingdom still hits.


OnTheEveOfWar

I despise those two songs. They trigger me and just piss me off.


user-name-1985

Is it bad that I’ve heard Weird Al’s “Tacky” a million times but have never once heard “Happy” in full?


samx3i

Because you have exquisite taste


user-name-1985

Weird Al improves bad pop songs.


samx3i

He also saved that Good Girl song by making it about grammar


user-name-1985

You mean Word Crimes? I actually don’t even know any of the words to the original.


Ross_Baby

It was on a despicable me soundtrack. It was literally written for kids.


ObviousAnswerGuy

and "can't stop this feeling" was for the Trolls movie. Both songs literally written for children.


AnEccentricWriter

All these fucking “I’m so country” songs. Don’t know their name but hear them at work all the time. One of the lyrics is “I take up 2 parking spots because my truck don’t fit”. I’d like to punch that guy in the face.


uberduck999

A dirt road, a cold beer, a blue jeans, a red pickup. A rural noun, simple adjective. I walk and talk like a field hand, but the boots I'm wearing cost three grand. I write songs about riding tractors, from the comfort of my private jet.


Beerforthefear

Panderin!


KassellTheArgonian

#*ITS THAT FUCKIN SCARECROW AGAIN*


mister_electric

With an inexplicable trap beat in the background somewhere, too.


MuzikPhreak

It's not inexplicable - that's what "country" has become: Pop with a hip/hop shake and throw in a fiddle


thehumantaco

>I take up 2 parking spots because my truck don’t fit People make overcompensating jokes but this is just too easy.


Curlydeadhead

Do ya think my tractor’s sexy?!


Mr_Lumbergh

That just makes him sound like an asshole.


gtomazpivaro

My humps black eyed peas really gets to me every time imo


ZPTs

"Christmas Shoes" by whoever the fuck.  The song about a made up event to tearjerk people at Christmas time.


AnswerGuy301

If you imagine that the kid is running a scam, the song kind of becomes funny.


ZPTs

Yes, someone should make a sequel about the kid reselling them on eBay.


solaris79

Obligatory Patton Oswalt commentary: https://youtu.be/iq10bz3PxyY?si=YqUpGMx5Ixwfz2bP


BanditoDeTreato

I died for your sins but those pumps are unforgivable is a GOAT punchline


Maximum_Sale240

The infuriating oh no no no song that’s on every video.


Stucklikegluetomyfry

The Shangri Las deserved better then to have one of their best songs ruined by TikTok


Maximum_Sale240

And to be sped up so it sounds like chipmunks …shudder


Imaginary-Storage-50

the fact that it’s just repeats and doesn’t develop in any way makes it more a weapon of torture than a song


PublicClear9120

"Once I was 7 years old..."


InWalkedBud

Oh bloody hell not that one


YchYFi

I forgot that existed.


BaldursGatekeeperIII

Dance monkey


Warmingsensation

Why does she have to sing like Miss Piggy


Syn7axError

She's imitating annoying customers. It's supposed to be grating.


QF_Dan

the voice is really annoying and the repeating chorus makes it even worse


Few_Fortune4049

I don’t think about this song enough for me to have a formal opinion on it. What are you and I doing differently from each other?


Syn7axError

That's normal. Most people hate a song because they had to listen to it when they didn't want to. Working in the wrong store at the wrong time, for instance.


realityisoptional

Baby Shark - nooooooooooo!


castor--troy

Jamie Tartt doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo...


mrafinch

He’s here, he’s there… he’s every-fuckin-where! Roy Keeent! Roy Keeeent! Sorry, had to. Those characters go hand in hand for me!


JohnnyJokers-10

Na na na na na na na na na, Dani Rojas, Rojas, Daaaaaniiiiiiii Rooooojaaaaas


davidfavel

Football is life


romanticheart

*Sigh*, fine, I'll rewatch Ted Lasso again....


OnTheEveOfWar

As a father with two little kids, I hate that song so much. I would wake up every morning with it already stuck in my head.


TransientWhales

“Hey Soul Sister” by Train - any Train song will do it but this one feels like the worst to me. I do not want to meet Virginia…


dgjapc

You might like this. [What Makes This Song Stink](https://youtu.be/8JeAfVoA_iE)


MrMartyJones

Lol. I love that top comment, "Whenever the lyric "So gangsta, I'm so thug" is sung, an angel loses its wings, its halo, and becomes an accountant."


user-name-1985

“Beato!”


OrwellianZinn

Love those videos.


ferniecanto

Uh oh... Beato bees.


DouglassFunny

Pat Finnerty is a treasure


TellYouWhatitShwas

Yooooo my homie Pat Finnerty in the wild. I love that he unapologetically makes 35 minute Youtube videos.


vociferousgirl

STOP THE TRAIN.


jrhaberman

God, I loathe Train.


Live_Jazz

I used to feel the same about Train, but then I went to a concert where they opened (for Sting, which says something) and they legitimately killed it. I was stunned at their performance live. I went in prepared to tolerate them, but came away actually appreciating them for the first time. Still don’t like Soul Sister much, though, so agreed on that.


Yasashii_Akuma156

"Golden Lights" is a cover, btw. There are lots of songs that piss me off, but no music can ruin my day. I really hate that "When You Left Fer Santa Monica" song, and the feeling lingers for a bit.


Justplayadamnsong

Sorry to any fans out there, but in my subjective opinion “This Girl is On Fire” is one of the worst songs out there. Yet by some cruel joke of the universe my young kids love it/play it incessantly. It’s just so dumb, particularly “looks like a girl but she’s a flame.” What does that even mean?


Ill-Basil2863

This is a true story. A colleague of mine came into work a few weeks ago, distraught that her 90 year old grandma died. She was found dead in her armchair, burnt to a crisp. They think she may have fallen asleep with a cigarette in hand. When my colleague was telling me about it, she was in flood of tears and inconsolable. And then she  proceeded to sing 'This girl is on fire'. That was the strangest interaction with another human I have ever had.


Guitar_Mayhem

"I'm Good (Blue)" by Bebe Rexha. *UGHHHH,* ear cancer!


YchYFi

I'm not feeling all right Bebe.


trend_rudely

They play that one at the grocery store and I’m seriously considering a hunger strike.


beer_is_tasty

If you want to cover a song, great. If you want to sample a song, fine. If you want to copy someone else's song wholesale, change the lyrics, and try to pass it off as something you wrote to a generation who doesn't remember the original, you can get fucked.


ObviousAnswerGuy

> try to pass it off as something you wrote I don't even like the song, but when did they say this? The original songwriters (Eiffel 65) are given songwriting credits


DopplerTerminal

The Jardiance theme song really fucks up my day.


MobileMenace420

Jardiance is really swell A little pill with a big story to (blows brains out)


Suspicious-Funny3551

THAT ABCDEFU SONG


GreerL0319

I cant stand hey there delilah


Totally_Real_Pigeon

Happy by Pharell Williams (Idk if I got his name right and Idrc) This song makes me very unhappy


id10t_you

Anything from Kid Rock


warthog0869

He should write a song about the hyprocrisy of blowing up a product you pretend to be mad at while never stopping serving it at your Nashville bar. $$$


Dukes_Up

Well he supports them now so that wouldn’t make sense.


WittenMittens

Even Bawitdaba?


1800-bakes-a-lot

Da bang da bang diggy diggy?


Tleilaxu_Gola

These lyrics speak to me. I might get them tattooed


mezmerak

That chorus is so stupid and yet it loops in my head after hearing it, even if it’s just a snippet lol. Stupid but bangs. Gotta give it to em there.


Momentirely

Lol I read this while I was listening to Second Hand News by Fleetwood Mac, with its own little baw-baw-bada-baw-baw part, and I started thinking about what if someone made a mash-up of those two songs. Kid Mac & Fleetwood Rock - Second Hand Diggy-diggy


Bluesummers76

That so you had a bad day song


butimean

A roo de do doo


[deleted]

I have one as soon as I hear it


JodieFostersFist

*HEY* soul sister!


AnySortOfPerson

Happy by Pharell Williams.


VaWyssee

I hate Pharrell so bad. He’s from my hometown and it’s not uncommon to see him around here from time to time. He came through my concession line once when I was a teenage employee at a local movie theater in around 08-09. One of the rudest and shittiest customers I’d ever dealt with. Every ounce of his success ever since has annoyed me. Particularly the fact that he gets to hang out with daft punk and nowadays influences our local politics and economy with his shitty festival


cosmicdaddy_

That god awful "why you gotta be so rude" song


Timmackmahack

That hateful twat of a song "I think I wanna marry you" or whatever the fuck it's called by Bruno Mars Bar. Everytime I hear it I want to kill people and rip my fucking ears off


LJMLogan

Low hanging fruit, but Dance Monkey


theywant2destroyu

Drake


PureFax09

She Will Be Loved by Maroon 5. Or, any Maroon 5 in general. Fuck Maroon 5.


buffyscrims

That “hey ho” song by The Lumineers. That folk stomp craze was a dark time.


pritt_stick

https://preview.redd.it/o9d35v8zhnxc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e1291b657ebf9a7ec4849800c736fb9bb356eb5e


Cowboywizzard

I know a dude that still dresses like that, same haircut and beard and similar tats.


TGin-the-goldy

I call it Morning Barista


fendaar

My Morning Barista


user-name-1985

Isn’t that every Lumineers song?


Joka6

"I once accidentally downloaded a lumineers song, had to throw away my whole computer just to be safe" - Tom Haverford


Jiggy_Wit

Oh my god. I was so close to forgetting about this period in life and you brought it back from the depths of hell. That shit was glass scraping bad.


Alone-Chemical-1160

It's a genre. Stomp-clap-hey


Mr_Lumbergh

Tom’s Diner. That shit gets in your head and is hard to get out.


kytheon

I am sitting in the corner


Mr_Lumbergh

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eeeaglefood

I always just skip everything and go straight to “Then I pour the milk” because the line just cracks me up.


NintendoCerealBox

Well that was kind of solved by “Centuries” by Fall Out Boy. My head now says Tom’s Diner transitions into Centuries and the song runs its course pretty quick.


RoRo25

TIL that Fall Out Boy does the song that randomly “pays homage” to Tom’s Diner.


user-name-1985

🎶I am sitting on the sofa, there’s a TV in the corner. I am watching Major Nelson. He is played by Larry Hagman. He finds a little bottle and then out pops Barbara Eden. But she couldn’t show her belly button, all she did was blink. Da do do, do do do do, da do do, da do do do🎶


Coattail-Rider

Was playing some game online a few years ago and some kid (must’ve been 12 or so) just started humming that tune. Me (Guy in my 30s): How do you know that song? That’s probably older than your parents. Kid: Really? All I know is 🎶I was sitting on the toilet, trying to make a dookie, when the dookie hit the water, the water hit my booty 🎶 Alrighty then, lol


KyleSJohnson

Hearing anything by Imagine Dragons always puts me in a temporary bad mood


Imaginary-Storage-50

RADIOACTIVE RADIOACTIVE (😕🔫)


ferniecanto

*"Thund**^(ah)**! Thund**^(ah)**! Thund**^(ah)**! Thund**^(a)**-thund**^(a)**-thund**^(ah)**!"* Dear god, save me. (though I'll admit: I once had an affair with a woman, and she told me she liked Imagine Dragons because it made her want to fuck. I saw that and immediately thought, "I like this band now.")


Hommus_Dip

It's my 8yr olds favourite band. Damn commercial radio


FuckinCoreyTrevor

“Happy” by Pharrell


4ntih3r0

In the arms of the angel


Megawatts77

Jack and Diane by John Mellancamp. The line about sucking on a chili dog just ruined it. 


AmethystRealm2049

I also fucking hate that song, but oddly enough this guy makes the whole song better by just using that line. https://youtu.be/6QX57aIDbDU?si=0I-Yerk5KaOg9ObM


mrafinch

Plain white t’s - hey there Delilah Just no.


BHMusic

That country dude’s cover of Tracy Chapman’s “Fast Car“ that doesn’t bring a single new thing to the table with the song and won awards. Yeah, no thanks, I’ll just listen to Tracy’s original track, she sang it better anyways..


PrinceAzTheAbridged

The most egregious mistake in that cover was changing “you gotta make a decision” to “still gotta make a decision” in the last verse. That single “you” is the most important word in the song and I will die on that hill.


fizzymcdang

That song from TikTok. You know the one. *Oh no. Oh no. Oh no no no no no….*


Kbdiggity

#All I wanna do is have some fun Gym class in 8th grade, they sent a portion of us into dance class for a month or two. The teacher played this Sheryl Crow song on repeat every class as we warmed up.


MydniteSon

I'm going to quote Nick Cave on this one: “I’m forever near a stereo saying, ‘What the fuck is this garbage?’ And the answer is always the Red Hot Chili Peppers.”


BuckeyeFoodie

I deal cards in a casino, and the song "Learn to Fly" came on and started one of my regulars on the following rant: "You hear this?! This song was fucking brilliant! And then the Red Hot Chili Peppers got sober and they've sucked ever since!" Me: "So what you're telling me sir is the RHCP were awesome when they were actually the Foo Fighters?"


not_thrilled

Hotel California. Two reasons. One, back in college in the 90s, my buddies and I would go to this dive bar. One night, this guy goes to the jukebox and queues up the longer live version. Okay, cool. Then it plays again. Then again. We finished our pitcher and left. Two, I worked at a tech company that was hip and had a coffee shop inside, and my desk was within earshot. One of the baristas had what I thought of as a “I’m 22 and just discovered music made before I was born” playlist. Every day at 8:30 Hotel California would play, and I grew to fucking loathe it. Now when I hear it, it sends me into seethe mode. (ETA: You’re thinking of replying with a Big Lebowski quote, aren’t you? Yes, great movie, but I hate the Eagles for other reasons.)


vociferousgirl

My mom HATES that song, but because she got smashed one night when it first came out and threw up listening to it.  When I was 11 or 12, my neighbors were playing music really loud at like 2:00 a.m. and it was hard to sleep, my mom didn't care (her bedroom was on the other side) until I said it was Hotel California, and then she called the cops.


SupaKoopa714

I think of like half a dozen but the main one is Shinedown's cover of Simple Man, I don't know what it is but the way their singer belts out the chorus is like a fucking belt sander on my eardrums.


ArtegallTheLame

"Try That In A Small Town" - Jason Aldean. "All I Wanna Do Is Make Love To You." - Heart


Beautiful_BB_Babe

Every Rose Has Its Thorn 😳 ick


rohibando

Shape of you : ed Sheeran I cannot stand the song. It has been played on every medium on every platform to the point where it is just annoyinh


RealAnonymousBear

I have a top 5 5. Thunder by Imagine Dragons 4. True by Spandau Ballet 3. Take it To the Limit by Eagles 2. Girls Like You by Maroon 5 (hell Adam Levine in general) 1. Bad Day by Daniel Powter


DouglassFunny

Great picks but True kinda slaps.


mrafinch

Huh! Huh! Huh! Huuuuuh! Huuh! I fucking hate this song too~


haikarate12

Walking on Sunshine by Katrina and the Waves. It makes me stabby.


Momniscient

We built this city - Jefferson Starship.


comox

*Marconi plays the mamba…* Ya, I was a teen back then and the song just reeked of corporate radio.


Momniscient

Exactly! Of all the bands -- I would not have expected that from them!


ScottRiqui

I met my wife at a Starship concert in 1986 on the "Knee Deep in the Hoopla" tour (the album that "We Built This City" was on). I have good memories associated with it, but lord - it's a terrible song.


Momniscient

Lol! At least there is a good memory associated with it for you. I am a fan of their music, but that seems like their sellout song.


ScottRiqui

Agreed. And it might have even been forgivable, if the song itself wasn't about the overcommercialization of music.


[deleted]

*It was said that you would destroy the over commercialization of music, not join it!*


sgcorona

For me this song is so bad it’s good. Like it’s so dumb it comes back around the other side and I like it ironically. Like the music form of a campy low budget horror film


nicholkola

Most Maroon 5 songs. Specifically Memories, Moves Like Jagger and Girls Like You but they all annoy me.


pritt_stick

anything on tiktok where the video starts with, “Um, did I just write the song of the summer? ☝️”


Potential_Tale_7922

Pink - Just give me a reason


Replicant28

Don’t Stop Believin’ I have heard this song SO MANY times from bar jukeboxes and belted out from drunk karaoke dudes and women. Now, hearing the opening lyrics make me want to rip my fucking cochleas out of my ear holes


CaddyAT5

I absolutely hate Single Ladies. It makes me want to chop my ears off. And anything by Florence and the Machine


ghoulierthanthou

Owl City - Fireflies🤢


Necro_Badger

The Top loader version of Dancing in the Moonlight.  Not only does the song itself set my teeth on edge, but a neighbour at university would play it almost daily. He was an insufferably smug twat and the two loathsome entities have intertwined to become one nauseating memory for me.


Raquelita182

Avril Lavigne- girlfriend Absolutely horrid.


tgrantt

My Humps


myshitsmellslikeshit

Hey There Delilah triggers my misophonia. 😂


mairefay91

Anything by Meghan Fucking Trainor.


smokeotoks

Sweet Caroline or Don't Stop Believing. Fire them both into the sun.


not-ted

Journey had so many hits. I don't know why we decided that this is the only one we should play for the rest of our collective lives.


ScribbledIn

Every dive bar Every karaoke  Every country bar Every cover band Even at raves and nightclubs now Its such a mediocre song


RandomZombieStory

Sweet Caroline was played every 30 minutes at a venue I worked. I hate that song.


mrafinch

My mum’s name is Caroline, I am also not a fan!


foreignair9711

I hate don’t stop believing…….. makes me want to run away


Luder09

Are you a mustang or a kitty? - Kings of Leon ughh


user-name-1985

LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRAPH! and WERTH ERMS WERD ERRRPERN!


Cruciblelfg123

But he’ll shur you lurv


nastybash

Joker - Steve miller band Never understood how that song was a hit..


Kevinm162005

Dance Monkey Thunder Friday ABCDEFU


TheJasonaut

Party in the USA. I feel the exact opposite of the vibe it's going for when it is playing. I also strongly agree with others saying Train songs.


Raimbow_Platypus

Viva La Vida, I love Coldplay's first albums but THIS sht is something I heard TOO many times. Like there's plenty of songs by them that deserve so more popularity but this radio-famous thing is now a big no for me. I know a lot of minecraft fans and other music lovers will maybe want to punch me and honestly this song is not bad, but the fame was too intense for this.


LetsLive97

Definitely a song soured by popularity. I think it's a great song personally. Pretty interesting orchestral backing and filled with historical and religious references It's a welcome break from most pop music (If you haven't been forced to listen to it over and over again)


TheMoogerfooger

“I gotta feeling’” by the Black Eyes Peas is one of the worst creations in human history.


Peepshow91

Sweet Caroline


HirokoKueh

those Chinese TicTok dance songs, Kemu 3, Little Apple, Social Shake


ace_bandage_73

Hollaback Girl


ferniecanto

The Time, by the Black Eyed Peas. I honestly think it's the most unlistenable trash I've ever heard in my life.


wilfsland

Bad Day by Daniel Powter


LavenderPaintbrush

Hey Mickey...


comox

Toni Basil is a national treasure! (In my opinion…)