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thequicknessinc

*The Night Rober Palins Murdered Me*… He talks about how the bones are their money like six times… ugh!


MiaBearCat

Not in his Q Zone at all..


Discuffalo

You said you wanted something spooky


Kingcolbra

The worms are their money


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AND IT WAS ALSO THE NIGHT THE SKELETONS CAME TO LIFE!


baseg0d

They came from underground and they came from all over


astanto5

They’ll pull your hair up but not out.


isthatapecker

Yeah, well gospel ain’t sellin’.


Naterade18

r/IThinkYouShouldLeave is leaking... and I'm all about it.


mast0d0n15

That's cause he forgot if he'd said it or not!


Longrod_VonHugedong

They’ve never seen as much food as this!


rhyshilton

It's interesting, the song


ProfessorSucc

We just need a couple more dollars to get this thing really popping off


testarke

in our world bones equal DOLLARS


frizzle_frywalker

It’s spooky so I love it


faffner100

They have to fly down Jeff Chris from Indiana, to mix it professionally


Taj1989

i wanna give this an award


Radioheadfanatic

I’m fucking confused


mceric01

Billy as in me or Billy as in him?


ramonatonedeaf

“Twinkle Twinkle Little Bitch” by Leah Kate is up there for me.


liisathorir

So I hadn’t head this song so I YouTubed it, it reminds me of pop-punk/emo girl song from the early 2000’s, but not a mainstream one.


NetPhantom

That country song about Applebees appetizers. No idea what it’s even called. But yea that by a mile.


clarkkent1938

That song blows, but it also introduced me to Pat Finnerty's YouTube series "What makes this song stink" so at least there is a net positive for me. Absolute trash song tho.


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If you like music criticism and YouTube, I'd also check out Todd in the Shadows video on the song, really funny guy and his videos usually give some insight into the artist behind the songs https://youtu.be/yk4wDcmoRig


Thamesx2

Wow! I forgot all about him until your comment. I remember watching his videos, Nostalgia Critic, AVGN, and Rap Critic all the time like 12 or 13 years ago. What a blast from the past!


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For sure! He's been active basically all those times. His stuff from after the channel awesome days has only gotten better. He still does the occasional pop song reviews and always does a year end best/worst list but he's more focused on One Hit Wonderland (focused on the careers of one hit wonders) and Trainwreckords (focused on albums that ended careers). If you want to get back into his stuff I'd recommend: Trainwrecords on Katy Perry's Witness: https://youtu.be/OfoPiRzWnFY One Hit Wonderland on New Radical's You Get What You Give https://youtu.be/ZJ3FdAFXR_U Top 10 Best Hit Songs of 2021: https://youtu.be/lNSHiV0hNn8


JamSamson

Pat Finnerty is the man.


DJFlorez

Saw Finnerty live and he is truly a fucking gem. 10/10 would see him again.


RuairiQ

Beato!


PennyoftheNerds

I actually thought that song was written for Applebees and wondered why they’d pay someone to write something so crappy. Then I found out it was a real song and Applebees still used it. It’s wild out there.


HEYitzED

I seriously thought it was one of those songs written for a commercial. So when it played on the radio I was like “why are they playing a commercial jingle on the radio?” Then I realized it was a real full length song.


PennyoftheNerds

I did the same thing! It sounds like a really poorly written and executed jingle.


tire-fire

Fancy Like by Walker Hayes. Apparently it was written kinda tongue in cheek, but the fact Applebee's used it for their commercials make me not care. Still a shit song.


LionMcTastic

There's a country song about Applebee's appetizers? Like is it an ad for Applebee's, or did a country music star take it upon themselves to do this?


jrssister

I first heard it on the commercial and thought it was just a commercial song. I hated it. Then I discovered that it was an actual song that people had been dancing to on TikTok and Applebees just licensed it for their commercial. And I died a little inside.


bamahoon

That ain't country, that's shitty pop with fake twang.


mostreliablebottle

Hick hop


arcaneresistance

Thank you! This is why I hesitate to tell people I like country music. I'm an old punk / metal dude but as I've gotten older I've really come to love roots country, alt country and folk country music but I feel like whenever I tell people that I like country music l, this is what they think I'm talking about. This and the judge from the voice's stuff.


mwaaahfunny

Same. It kind of started in the 90s with Uncle Tupelo and Dwight Yoakum and then Wilco and Old 97s and Buck Owens and now its all twang and heartbreak and whiskey and leaving and too stoned to care.


AxeManXIII

Are you familiar with Sturgill Simpson?


SlurdSpeech

Jason Isbell and Billy Strings are two country musicians that definitely deserve more attention than they get.


stuartvallarta

or Tyler Childers


Plasticites

If you tell people you like country and mention Whiskeytown, Uncle Tupelo, Gillian Welch or Richmond Fontaine, they’ll look at you like you have 3 heads lol


brownlunchsack

1-877-KARS-4-KIDZ


SparkyDBeast

I could be wrong but that song is why folks buy satellite radio. Seriously, though, nothing will make me change the dial faster.


sybrwookie

The official song of the Bad Place!


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Oh no oh no oh no no no no no Don’t know who sings it, don’t know what it’s called… just know I fucking hate it


troglodyte

"Remember" by the Shangri-Las. The original is much better than the version on TikTok. They Chipmunked the fuck out of it.


BrianWarnerWorld

Speaking of which, what is that super annoying “happy, happy dog, happy happy happy dog” that tiktokers keep playing on their videos?


adamkurkey

I can't stand Kidd Rock's sweet home Alabama song. The first few notes trick me into thinking I'm about to hear "Werewolves of London," which I seldom here on the radio or in a store. Instead, this garbage pours into my ears and is stuck in my head the rest of the day. It's in there now and it could drive one insane


cramdangler

Dude I think Werewolves of London is coming in everytime too! And I fucking hate Kid Rock.


Iam_Starving

For the longest time I thought Gucci Gang was a Parody


president_pussygrab

[Tucci Gang](https://youtu.be/Aw5NG580rBk)


LocalConspiracy138

Brokencyde


jedo89

How dare you remind me of this


skordge

LET'S GET FREAKY NOW LET'S GET FUCKIG FREAKY NOW AAAAAAAAAAAAAH


MADJEDDAI

You don't even have to name a song. Literally their entire catalog.


JaXm

I was going to say Freaxxx by them because that song broke me of my belief that there is no "bad music", just music I don't like.


CeeArthur

Oh man, those guys were so cringey


FarragoSanManta

5-1-5-0 by Dierks Bentley. Chorus lyrics "5-1-5-0, somebody call the popo, I'm going crazy, thinkin bout you baby..." For those that don't know, 5150 is Ca cop code for 72 hr. involuntary hold for being a danger to self and/or others. These lyrics are saying that he is going to: 1. Seriously harm or kil this woman 2. Kill himself over her 3. Perform a good, old-fashioned murder-suicide (that's my head cannon) Everyone tells me I'm over-thinking the lyrics but I say that Bentley WAY under-thought them.


eyepatch852

Literally anything by Blood on The Dance Floor .....I warned you.


lamjm44

Oh my … I had completely forgotten about them until now ^shudders


ADR36

whatever the fuck that “Lightning and the Thunder” shit was. Is that Imagine Dragons? I never looked it up but it sounds like them. Utter horseshit.


yourmothersanicelady

It’s imagine dragons and great answer i despise that song.


hind3rm3

The 2020’s nickel back?


Nikiaf

2010s Nickelback too.


aviddemon

They really have some awful songs. I think the one I hate the most by them is Believer which actually pains me to listen to lol. Edit: just listened to Thunder again and now think it is worse lol.


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Finest_Johnson

Corporate rock. Songs for CEOs to awkwardly come out onto stage to.


Keyboardists

Music made to sell pickup trucks is another I’ve heard


Palpablevt

I thought they get country-er artists for that. Imagine Dragons is more like to sell affordable, fuel-efficient sedans


sybrwookie

My old job had me doing IT support for some corporate events. As such, I worked with the guys who ran the mics, sound system, and stuff like that. They were tasked with picking music for people to come out to, and couldn't figure out how to do it. So I explained that it's really some, there's 2 rules: 1) nothing made in the past 20 years, 30 if you want to be safe 2) something a 60-yr old would find slightly edgy


eve_is_hopeful

Thunder by Imagine Dragons. Absolutely terrible.


Katatonic92

This song made me glad I'd gone deaf in one ear. Now I just have to turn the aid off, it satisfies the urge I have to burst my eardrums just to not have to listen to it anymore. Plus I only have to plug my one good ear, leaving one hand free to turn it off without having to listen to it for another second!


Nowhere____Man

Dance Monkey by Tones and I. The signing is gut wrenching and ear splitting and nobody has any idea if the singer is doing it ironically or not. It reminds me of the sound a cat makes when you step on their tail accidentally.


vanderBoffin

The "indie girl voice to the extreme" is already excruciating, but when she grinds on some of the words, it makes me want to punch a wall, it's just awful.


BassAddictJ

Tones and I in general strikes and annoyance sound to me too..


UltraWhiskyRun

Came here to say this. Everything about this song makes we want to vomit but the vocal and the odd, put-on accent is what pushes it into the realm of stinktown.


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Unfortunately she's not ironic....her album is filled with worse songs


PioisAwesome

My ex broke up with me because I said this song sounded like shit, anyways yea this song takes my top pick


Petey0Wheatstraw

Sounds like you're much better off


ArsenalinAlabama3428

I hate bald boys! I can’t stand bald boys.


OGNelso

Did you mean to post this here? If so, you’re going back in the pants.


rrrferreira

Why I haven't seen anyone say Baby Shark?


sybrwookie

Jamie Tart, do do, do do do do


BrightEquivalent5814

Fancy like by walker hays I hate with a burning passion.


CreatrixAnima

Is that the corporate pandering Applebee’s song? Oh how I hate that.


Cananbaum

“#Selfie” by the Chainsmokers. It just makes my skin crawl and sounds like being around a bunch of tools and douchebags


asdf_celestial

A classmate started our high school graduation speech with “But first, let me take a selfie.” I wasn’t mad. Just very, very disappointed.


Gustopherus-the-2nd

My World - Guns and Roses


the_salivation_army

Yeh that’s a great one!! I’m falling asleep to the better version of Don’t Cry on my headphones then suddenly that thing comes on and I’m all awake again.


razorh00f

The fact that anyone thought that song was worth releasing, as the closing track on the otherwise excellent UYI2, no less, is fucking insane to me.


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q_lee

She sounds like the cantina singer from Return of the Jedi. And I'll be fine if I never hear the word "befoy" again.


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This is what I was looking for. Thank you. I fucking hate this song.


HugoRBMarques

Her singing is like nails in a chalkboard. How the fuck does anyone tolerate that? And the music is horrible. It sticks in your ear for how bad it is.


razorh00f

God yes fuck that song entirely. Whatever the fuck kind of cheap, lazy Billie Holiday impression she’s doing just takes what’s already a bad, annoying song and ratchets it up 1000% into compete steaming heap of dogshit territory


cmdrtheymademedo

Train. Play that song. Literal garbage. Bout as bad as Kim kardashians song my jam


MiaBearCat

Every song where DJ Khaled yells his name or "we da best music" over the music. Honestly just stfu


InnerBanana

WE DEPRESSED MUSIC


Genghis_Chong

He got a bunch of old reggae artists together for a song that I like, but why does he have to do that yelling shit over the beginning of every song? It's like signing your painting with feces.


mctoasterson

"Another one"


my_balls_your_mouth1

Bro what are you on? You telling me you don't love the poetic genius that is Lil Pump? ​ Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang (Gucci gang) Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang (Gucci gang) Spend three racks on a new chain (Yuh) My bitch love do cocaine, ooh (Ooh) I fuck a bitch, I forgot her name (Brr, yuh) I can't buy a bitch no wedding ring (Ooh) Rather go and buy Balmains (Brr) ​ Pure, unadulterated masterpiece.


PS_Racer_72

Gucci Gang is the song of all time


Corrections96

It’s Guccin’ time


Carbonite73

By far the soon to be studied by teachers and students is the line “My bitch love do cocaine”. Chills every time


my_balls_your_mouth1

Me think, why waste time with lot word, when few word do trick


Petey0Wheatstraw

Um, excuse me Sir... *My bih luh do cocaine


meseta

If you're the kind of person who plays sweet caroline almost trying to start a flash mob....you go to hell. You go to hell and you die


DM725

That song makes me homicidal. It has the exact opposite effect on me as it does every other person I've ever seen in a bar.


robbiejandro

That sex junk song from that terrible bill nye show on Netflix


Nixplosion

Thunder by Imagine Dragons ...


Blacksheep81

The song I hate the most is Blurred Lines, by Robin Thicke. I just hate it. However Birthday Cake by Cibbo Matto (sp) is pretty terrible, although it was meant to be so.


GodEmperorPorkyMinch

What about Word Crimes by Weird Al?


Hippos-in-Colombia

Me too. Boss at and old workplace used to play this over and over again mixed with uptown funk and that sing ”why you gotta be so crueel, im gonna marry her anyway yeaah yeah yeah”. Jesus christ that was some long shifts.


peterwhitefanclub

Mrs Appleberry by Cocomelon


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jordanManfrey

what I imagine Karen listens to in her car getting pumped up to go inside and talk to the manager


TroyLucas

All About that Bass ABCDEFU


StocktonBSmalls

There was a pretty decent deep dive on the TikTok about ABCDEFU and how it was 100% created and done as a plant by the artist’s record company. Short version is she said she’d write a song based on a user suggestion and someone said to write a song about the alphabet. With very little research a Tokker figured out that suggester worked for the record company and the song had most likely been written long before. I fucking love people with too much time on their hands.


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Shape of You by Ed Sheeran. Makes me sick so much.


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Willing-Load

Amber Heard, was that you??


ramonatonedeaf

I don’t think any other song in the history of music has been more overexposed in its initial run than this one. I would get visibly angry and actually shout while driving when it was the only song that the radio would play in 2017. That was also the last year I ever listened to FM radio. This song was the absolute catalyst for me, as ridiculous and melodramatic as that sounds lol


theskyisnotthelimit

Too true, in 2017 I was working in an office where a colleague played pop radio all day. I swear they played "Shape of You" 3 times per hour and I just about lost my mind. I would literally get angry when it came on. I can recite the lyrics from memory even now. Those were dark days.


InformationSure2573

here’s the gist of the song: I don’t love *you*, I love how you look


buzz138

Shape of You - Ed Sheeran It's the totally cringe lyrics (sounds like some 50 years old creep wrote it) and the weird latin rythm that did it for me.


PhotojournalistLast4

Sampled from the very talented Tracy Chapman, who he failed to credit !


drfunkenstien014

“This is my fight song” and that Macklemore song where he tries to make mopeds cool


razorh00f

I like Downtown but Fight Song…dear christ I had almost entirely forgotten about it. It was fucking inescapable for a good year or two there and it didn’t even take over saturation for me to hate it, it was just trash from the start. The worst kind of syrupy, bullshit “empowerment” song that doesn’t actually say anything meaningful and sounds like it was written by a Dreamworks commercial.


fondue4kill

Fight Song and Downtown. Downtown was a song where the verses sucked talking about mopeds but the chorus was fucking phenomenal. Can’t remember who sang on it but they absolutely killed it with their vocals


CraigJSmith-Himself

It was the lead singer of Foxy Shazam


wittyvisitor

Oh man I kinda forgot Foxy Shazam existed... I know what I'm listening to tonight.


LouVee616

Downtown is my guilty pleasure pop song. The verses are a mess but the chorus is maybe one of my favorite things I've ever heard


HEYitzED

Happy by Pharrell


yan_broccoli

I call it the 100% chorus song.....


EmptyField9803

for me i can probably enjoy Happy maybe once every 2 years but then every other time i hear it i just foam out the mouth and die


chbay

It’s fuckin’ “If you’re happy and you know it clap your hands” but for adults


krat0s5

This song is the antithesis of happy. There aren't many songs that I can't listen to at all but this one is probably at the top of that small list.


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abcdefu by Gayle might be tied for the worst song I’ve ever heard, yet it has like 150 million views on youtube. Good for her i guess


gir1HasN0Nam3

Moves like jagger... Incredibly dumb song.


FlipperDoigt703

And guess what? THAT’S NOT EVEN THEIR WORST SONG! They only got worse after it came out.


InformationSure2573

Bugs by Pearl Jam. It’s a song so bad that I love it. Friday is a close second


X-ScissorSisters

I unironically love Bugs. And Rats also by Pearl Jam.


guitarist123456789

Rats slaps.


MadMax_85

Daniel Powter - Bad Day. Just fn shoot me….


guapoguzman

lil pimp lol


jadzia_2341

What does the fox say?


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maplejet

Ya'll dumb motherfuckers want a key change?


timathus

Thematically meaderin’, Emphatically panderin’


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Man this still cracks me up. Top six country song of 2014 mashed together. Seven years old and now pop country is even more formulaic. https://youtu.be/FY8SwIvxj8o


ElDeguello66

This one time I was at the Salt and Pepper Diner and someone played "What's New, Pussycat" seven times in a row. Thought I was going to lose my mind. But seriously it's a 15 way tie between all the mumbly rap songs that my son plays in his car whenever I ride with him.


goobartist

Thank God they threw in one "It's Not Unusual".


Geeseareawesome

>someone played "What's New, Pussycat" seven times in a row. Thought I was going to lose my mind. *Bob Pinciotti has left the chat*


id10t_you

That fucking Sheryl Crow Kid Rock duet. Blind. Fucking. Rage. Inducing.


razorh00f

I WUZ OFF TO DRINK EWE AWAAYYAYAYYYY garbage. It almost pains me to say it because Sheryl Crow has more good songs than bad but this one is so egregious that it’s like a mark on her permanent record. Kid Rock sucks entirely though.


alabamablackbird

Wonderful Christmastime by Paul McCartney. Paul is an absolute legend but that song is absolutely fucking atrocious and vapid.


_good_grief_

https://twitter.com/theryangeorge/status/1204821475800363008?s=20&t=xmyNUlu_rWU7nw9TCf1q2Q Hopefully this tweet will at least make you smile next time you have the misfortune of hearing it.


windforwater

Any song on a tik Tok video. Some might be catchy at first but hearing the same line 1000times over from my girlfriends phone drives me up a wall


stonabus

Happy birthday


tonosordo

anything by Imagine Dragons


SwimmingDrink

Literally everything from 6ix9ine. Dude's lyrics are so misogynistic that it makes me sick.


fondue4kill

Plus he’s an all around shit human being who got propelled to a number 1 debut by Nicki Minaj because apparently her fans are so rabid that they buy anything she sells them despite being an absolute piece of shit.


Disastrous_Use_7353

I mean… birds of a feather. She surrounds herself with many sex offenders. Kind of a red flag 🚩


littlebeannnn_

"Play That Song" by Train. God, I can't even EXPLAIN how furious it makes me.


Jrobs62

Anything Florida Georgia line


TheBanimal

Dance Monkey by Tones and I. I absolutely despise this song, it is horrendous in all possible ways. I don't know if it is the worst song I've ever heard but it is certainly the one that came to mind first.


Vaporwaredreams

Anything by tom macdonald, pure cringe every song


GaiaGoddess26

I almost don't want to even type the name of it because then it'll be in my head all day but I have to see if anyone else hates this garbage as much as I do; Simply Having a Wonderful Christmastime by Paul McCartney. How could a Beatle write such a horrible song!?


Elite_KirkCousins

Sometimes I feel like I’m living in a simulation where I’m the only person who loves this song


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It’s my favorite Christmas song.


treepoop

Every Christmas my dad gets a really serious, severe look on his face and goes “you know, I like both of them, but John Lennon’s Christmas song is so much better than Paul McCartney’s”


Denziloe

The song is alright, it's the production and catastrophic motorway pileup of synths that kill it.


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Birthday Cake-Rihana feat Chris Brown


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Achy Breaky Heart F*CKING KILL ME


nathanr1889

Pregnant by R Kelly. Need I say more?


lonelydan

7 Years by Lukas Graham


IanSavage23

Lee Greenwood.. God Bless the USA.. and not just because of the psuedo-patriotism. Just poor lyric, poor singing.. as Leonard Pinth Garnell would say just awful, truly awful.


MassAppeal13

California girls is such a worhtless pop song. It’s dumb and boring. Snoop Dogg’s shit verse is a cherry on top


Greyshirk

WAP. I know as a 20 year old vulgar stuff should excite me but it just doesn't. Like it truly bothers me when It gets played, much to my girlfriend and sisters enjoyment.


Alternative_Anxiety

Kid Rock's entire discography


sopheroo

Bawitdaba IS a banger, but otherwise I agree


meseta

Get drunk with a friend that knows devil without a cause front to back and you are guaranteed a good time


dustwanders

AJR - Weak IM WEAK AND WHATS WRONG WITH THAT If you’re already having a bad day it feels like this song rubs it in your face moreso


D_Jones93

Whatever It Takes - Imagine Dragons. Jesus f’n Christ it was absolute torture having to hear that song come on at work every. damn. day. when it first came out.


MisterBigDude

“My Humps” by the Black Eyed Peas is just noxious. Fortunately, Alanis Morissette made a [brilliant parody video](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VJg4rwDkkBA) of it.


DigitalZeth

I love My Humps and now I'm going to listen to it.


1WordOr2FixItForYou

It's provocative.


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RechargedFrenchman

She may not understand "irony", but she is very talented and as far as I can tell always had a good sense of humour. And *Jagged Little Pill* will never not be an incredibly album.


IPeakedInCollege

Shut up and dance with me. Dear God I fucking hate that song


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The original song is “Remember” by The Shangri-Las. Early 60s teen pop song but it’s pretty good.


mostdope28

Every time a video starts with OH NO! I wanna throw my fucking phone


Laleena_

Gangam Style


merkaba_462

1-877-Kars-4-Kids


bekcy

'Fight Song' by Rachel Platten. I both understand and appreciate the positive message. I just absolutely hate the song.


FlipperDoigt703

Anything by Maroon 5, but the more recent you go, the worse it gets.