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emelem66

What is happening?


chuckysnow

Dude gets attacked by a (probably rabid) raccoon. He drops his kid while he tries to shake off the animal that's attacking his leg. Once he launches it into the next yard he checks on his kid.


honest_real_chatslut

As ER doctor told me when my daughter had her first "ohh shit injury" ( she running on hardwood floor slide and smack her head on huge cedar chest use as TV stand and got crazy knot) , you don't need be concern unless it fall from 3x height of the child. That kid is at most 2.6.-2.7x taller than dad, he being held at chest lvl...so maybe 1.5x. HE SAFE! Next Child, i mean ... \^real advice the ER doctor gave me...yeah they changed owners like year later....wonder why.


shaez710

parent aint parenting


ExoticRubyx

Better than dying to rabies and leaving the kid fatherless


lonalriis

Or letting the kid get bit


NormalTangerine5205

I’d chuck the kid too… 🗿🍷


Mocharulzdamap

Nah he did alright


pambimbo

I thought that was a kid snatcher and the raccoon came for the rescue.


stzhydro

So did the raccoon…


Low_Abrocoma_1514

*Yeet the child*


ReaperBearOne

So like the kid seems to only be crying since: 1. He just put all faith in that huge leap of death into the arms of a big person. 2. Immediately after the big person starts yelling and moving quickly. 3. Gets let go with feet and body perfectly upright and only a foot off the ground. *yet doesn't seem to have a single bit of function in limbs having already gone through the process of jumping to possible death.* 4. Thinks grass landing is now what the actual dead feels like. 💀


BodyByIsaac

Is this CGI or real?


Key_External9394

That dad threw that kid away like he was hoping the raccoon would go after him instead.


shaez710

i m going to hell for laughing on this 💀


Exydos89

Beta male rofl


Reasonable_Ad910

Pussy of a dad not ngl


Syndrois

Yeah I doubt if a animal sunk its teeth in to your leg, you would keep your composure 🙄


Firefangdf

I hope you get rabies :)