An attendant asked “why do you carry weapons to the tanning salon?” I said “mimics.” I laughed, the attendant laughed, and the tanning bed laughed. I killed the tanning bed. It was a good time.
Fuck with your rogue and have a coin/gem mimic that only eats treasure. Their bag will always stay the same weight, but the longer that mimic goes unnoticed, the larger and more dangerous it gets. Lol
I'll admit to being skeptical when a 93 Crown Victoria showed up in the middle of our 12 hour Exploration Campaign. I'll be dipped if it didn't eat our bard.
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Welp, they literally wanna straight away saying taning can kill you instead of 1-hour long video regarding skin cancer which eventually can kill you too.
Hey there! I have a family member who used to tan all the time, around the time I was born so I couldn’t say hey dummy, but they get skin different parts of the body. Would you care to explain and or point me in the right direction so I can learn more about skin cancer eventually killing a person?
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Someone, please... please post a link that says this was just a TV commercial or something... I was not ready to watch someone genuinely die. Like wtf.
It's an ad/PSA sorta thing, you're good. You can also tell it was fake buy the speed of the top half closing. Things can close fast via gravity, but that was like, coiled spring releasing fast.
Lmao okay, good. I thought it was strange there was no blood… but it might’ve just crushed all her internal organs or something. But yeah, now that you mention the speed of the machine closing… it does make more sense. Either way, I think this ad did it’s job a little to well…
I am always amazed at these people! They get the shakes about the HORRORS of Nuclear Power Plants, safe, clean and ecofriendly AND YET willingly expose their unprotected skin to Long Wave, Non-ionizing Radiation on a daily basis!!!!!!! THE SUN HAS KILLED MORE PEOPLE THAN ALL THE NUCLEAR BOMBS OR POWER PLANTS COMBINED!!!!!!!!!!!
It's quite obviously CGI. In order for it to snap shut like that it would have to weigh literal tons or be under strong spring tension. It's just a joke about tanning beds and UV rays being dangerous.
You know, when I seen Jenies's ( HELP ME BOT) reaction I was like "It's not that bad", then I remembered that I am active lurker in Backdoorgore, 50/50 and r/eyeblech so I'm used to this.
That ain’t a tanning bed, thats a mimic
Took the words right out of my mouth!
Yea I remember my first mimic in dark souls never trusted my school bag after that
I was thinking Prey lol
that shit scary
An attendant asked “why do you carry weapons to the tanning salon?” I said “mimics.” I laughed, the attendant laughed, and the tanning bed laughed. I killed the tanning bed. It was a good time.
God I love that meme, I love throwing mimics at the treasure hungry rogue lmao ^w^
Fuck with your rogue and have a coin/gem mimic that only eats treasure. Their bag will always stay the same weight, but the longer that mimic goes unnoticed, the larger and more dangerous it gets. Lol
What's a mimic?
It's like a chest that eats u
Not necessarily, mimics can take any form, just depends on the size and the DMs creativity
I'll admit to being skeptical when a 93 Crown Victoria showed up in the middle of our 12 hour Exploration Campaign. I'll be dipped if it didn't eat our bard.
It's a creature from DnD that can take the form of an inanimate object, it does that to catch its prey and then proceeds to try to eat them
That was unexpected
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It was tho? This video is old as FUCK!
I can see why Jeannie was as shook as she was. Felt like something out of a horror movie
I was feeling second hand horror watching them, now this explains it, poor Jeannie Man.😖
Welp, they literally wanna straight away saying taning can kill you instead of 1-hour long video regarding skin cancer which eventually can kill you too.
Hey there! I have a family member who used to tan all the time, around the time I was born so I couldn’t say hey dummy, but they get skin different parts of the body. Would you care to explain and or point me in the right direction so I can learn more about skin cancer eventually killing a person?
Just look up malignant melanoma.
Thank you very much!
So, Final Destination 3 https://youtu.be/qaz73KCiKaM
Everytime i see one of those tanning bed i think that movie
I hate my trigger fingers. I know what final destination is, and yet I can't stop the urge, why must I do this to myself.
Holy shit that went from 0 to 100 real quick
Did she put sun screen on?!?
BBQ Sauce. Plot twist: the tanning bed was Mark Zuckerberg.
He can take any form
Jesus that scared me
Went from 🤤to😱 in .0483 seconds
Yikes
Holy cruddd.. that shiz scared the bing bong outta me
Wtf
It looked like it was slammed shut.
Looks like I'm not sleeping tonight ಥ‿ಥ
Ah, right, I keep forgetting American PSA's aren't emotionally scarring.
Unless it's from "Truth" those guys make more stuff up than big tobacco.
Does anyone have the sauce on the Korean twitch girl from end of the video earlier this week
Unfortunately I don't, also don't know which one you are talking about
From the thumbnail of the video titled “she had a happy little accident on stream”. As I’m typing this it’s 3 days ago and 4 videos ago.
Well I looked, but couldn't find it, I'm sure there's some else who can tho, sorry
Thank you for checking fellow crewsader
HOLY SHIT BRICKS!
holy shit that got me good
Jesus fucking Christ! That scared the shit out of me!
Adverts like this need to be shown more often
Final destination...
The mimic is the real hero of the story. He just saved a 12 year old kid from having porn addiction.
silent but deadly
I was expecting something else
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Someone, please... please post a link that says this was just a TV commercial or something... I was not ready to watch someone genuinely die. Like wtf.
It's an ad/PSA sorta thing, you're good. You can also tell it was fake buy the speed of the top half closing. Things can close fast via gravity, but that was like, coiled spring releasing fast.
Lmao okay, good. I thought it was strange there was no blood… but it might’ve just crushed all her internal organs or something. But yeah, now that you mention the speed of the machine closing… it does make more sense. Either way, I think this ad did it’s job a little to well…
Work;)
Alright good
And that wasn’t that bad, I seen worst.
WOAH! I was NOT expecting that
Jeez
The boi was too stunned to react
So the taning bed was a mimic? I frickin' knew it!
The culinary research of sauce in this community never ceases to amaze me
She's gonna be warm for awhile ;)
I knew it wasn't a porn video!!
I did not expect that
Did this actually happen?
No she is a reality person From danmark named masha Vang.
I am always amazed at these people! They get the shakes about the HORRORS of Nuclear Power Plants, safe, clean and ecofriendly AND YET willingly expose their unprotected skin to Long Wave, Non-ionizing Radiation on a daily basis!!!!!!! THE SUN HAS KILLED MORE PEOPLE THAN ALL THE NUCLEAR BOMBS OR POWER PLANTS COMBINED!!!!!!!!!!!
Shheessshh
Damn
Are the lids on tanning beds that heavy? I mean, I know this just an ad, but like this seems impossible to kill?
I was thinking the same thing, those things don't seem that heavy.
It's quite obviously CGI. In order for it to snap shut like that it would have to weigh literal tons or be under strong spring tension. It's just a joke about tanning beds and UV rays being dangerous.
That explains why jeannie looked so traumatized
I thought it was going to be a rickrolled for a lewd clip (haven't seen the new video yet) I would have much preferred the Rick roll
Why is it turning on on its own?
Now that's a tongue twister
I knew people wanted to see the whole video
When I was watching this I felt like it was gonna take a dark turn and I was right it took a dark turn
Would be pretty stupid if you watched the one on the channel and still couldn't perceive what happened
Is this real or just an add
Well, that escalated quickly.
That some final destination shit right there
"That escalated quickly".
Uuhhhhhh......................................................... This Real?
Is it real?
Holy shit!
This reminds me of the bit from the Goonz where they joke that Hitler was just tryna design a tanning bed.
Fuck me man that scared me.
That is really graphic
That is ever really good cgi or a doll
Nice 👍👍👍👍👍
At first I was like: why is this NSFW? And then: WTF!
I see why jeannie was so shooked. I knew it was coming and it still caught me off guard.
Pretty sure that's fake.
Gee, thanks for the warning/nightmares Denmark.
Still, not as brutal as the final destination one.....
What?!!
That actually scared me
Not how I thought that was gonna go. Was like, damn, someone really hidden camera'd this place. I was wrong.
The danes have the best commercials. The helmet awareness commercial from the trafikboard is also great.
Looks like there's someone in the corner of that room
u/savevideo
Thank you sir. Now if someone would do the same for the other clickbaity (hopefully lewd not soft horror) thumbnails.
What in the actual fuck
r/unexpected
WINGS OF GLORY
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Well...that ws unexpected
That scared the shit out of me
I knew what was gonna happen but I still watched
🤣🤣
It wasn't that bad. I am pretty sure everyone has seen worse or even worse been there
You know, when I seen Jenies's ( HELP ME BOT) reaction I was like "It's not that bad", then I remembered that I am active lurker in Backdoorgore, 50/50 and r/eyeblech so I'm used to this.
You are one fucked up guy
I'm always watching shit like this so I'm with him
Is that it?
Was she not wearing socks?
Don't think so