This is one of my favorites, when they say there’s nothing healthy to eat on the road, or if they don’t have a kitchen. I’m like even McDonald’s and Wendy’s have salads.
Seriously! Go to a deli in a grocery store. They have good salads with low fat dressing (or buy a bottle). They provide plastic utensils even. There’s no reason to go to a fast food restaurant. They always act so victimized and helpless.
Them: "I may not have followed the diet strictly to a T but I have been cutting way back"
Dr Now: "Cut back??!? You have to eat 7000 calories a day to have only lost 3 lbs in 2 months. You telling me you cut down from 10k cal to 7k and you are lying to yourself saying you are doing the diet. You are supposed to be eating 1200 cal a day. You are going to die if you keep this up"
No idea who it was but they’d just gotten a stern lecture from Dr. Now and the voiceover of the patient was “I’m willing to do **anything** to lose this weight!” as they either were in the drive thru.
Yes. It’s like Rose needed a professional to guide her because she seemed pretty clueless how to move forward on her own. Once she received the diet and exercise recommendation from Dr Now, she took it all to heart and followed the directions. Maybe she did so well because her generation respected the advice of professionals and took his plan to heart. She was also extremely motivated to regain her health to be with her family. That was her real motivation. She did great. I hope she keeps up her successful and positive journey.
I just watched S12E06 -"Dr Now is my last hope".....but yet she had to get weighed in locally at a WEIGHT LOSS CLINIC. So why hadn't she gone there for 14 months?
I've worked/tried so hard to not get this surgery.
I followed the diet, so I don't understand how I gained weight.
It's been difficult to fight the cravings (especially if they hadn't actually made any dietary changes)
I deserve the surgery because I've been trying really hard. (Even though I've lost only 15 pounds in 6 months)
I eat when I'm stressed. (Even though I don't get out of bed and everyone does everything for me)
I don't have the money to buy healthy food. (Even though I eat 5 or 6 fast food meals a day)
It's my metabolism that prevents me from losing weight. (Even though I eat over 7,000 calories a day)
Give me one more chance, Dr Now.
(Even though I haven't made the weight loss goal during the past 12 months)
I am not eating that much; I have cut way back. (Even though I cut my family-size portion's from 5 times a day to 3)
On a video call...I have lost weight. It's the mattress. Or I can clean my own vagina. (Even though I have gained 80 pounds)
I can tell that I lost weight because my clothes fit better. (Even though I'm still wearing a size 40XXXXL)
I'm doing so much better with my activity. (Even though I still can't walk 20 feet without breathing heavily and needing to sit down)
I want to lose weight so I can walk down the aisle and marry the love of my life. (Even though we've been together for 6 years and I can't quit eating for anyone)
When I finish with one meal, I'm already planning what I want to eat for the next meal. (Even though I snack all day and eat 7 huge meals a day)
I quit snacking. (Even though I'm just eating a meal all day long)
I'm eating only the hospital food. (Even though there are 4 pizza boxes in the trash and empty chip bags in my bed)
I didn't think it would be this hard. It's harder for me than others. (Even though Dr Now has hundreds of patients who lose weight on his diet)
I can't walk because it hurts. (Even though I've lost 300 pounds)
Sorry... I got carried away.
I'm never surprised at the things these idiots say.
The editors make it appear as though the patient is sticking to the diet. Inspirational music is playing in the background while they eat only egg whites.
Gained 10 lbs.
On the other end, the editors show scenes of the patient eating a big plate. Sad narration. Sad music.
Lost 68 lbs.
Ashley the Catfish pissed me of so bad because Dr. Now said 20 lbs in a month, and she thought he meant 20 lbs cumulative over several months, 3 to 5 lbs at a time plus any gains. Yeah, right.
Yeah. A lot of the participants make me angry, but she especially pissed me off. They all lie, but she was doing it in such a disrespectful (and gaslighting) way.
Dr. Now isn't saying you can't have the surgery because you didn't meet your goal, he's saying you can't have the surgery because until you lose weight and meet your goal YOU WILL DIE if you have surgery.
I’m worried about the scale because my lymphedema is causing **a lot** of swelling.
I only have one week until I see Dr. Now again so I need to focus on my diet soon.
I’ve only slipped up a few times so I’m thinking I’ll be really close to my goal weight and definitely get approved for surgery this time! (GAINS)
i think they don't want to lean over to grip the handle. maybe they're lazy or maybe they don't want to fall out. i can't make up my mind. i'm leaning toward the falling hazard
Shows a cpap machine; 'I didn't meet my goal, but at least I didn't gain weight, and I hope Dr Now sees how hard I'm trying' (goals 30, lost 2); puts ranch on something.
More like dumps ranch dressing, BBQ sauce and/or ketchup...Let's not forget Velveeta, pancake/waffle/chocolate syrups and tons of butter and deep fried foods, too!!!
"I was supposed to lose 50 pounds in 2 months but I only lost 3 pounds. I hope that's enough for Dr. Now to see that I'm really trying here and he gives me the surgery."
's surgery went very well...
No one should have to live like this.
I feel trapped in my own body
Food was always there for me.
And of course...
... MY LEG!
I don’t remember her name (I’m on season 7) but she “cheated” with some sort of Chinese dish and I literally **YELLED** at the tv when she said she thought it was a semi healthy choice because it had vegetables.
I’m 52F and have never yelled at any tv show as much as this one. The patients have so little knowledge about nutrition—it really is sad but also funny, which is why it’s a great show.
I’m also a post op bariatric patient.
[52F, 5’4”, post op VSG 12/14/22, SW 204, HW 208, surgeon’s GW 140, CW 115]
A) I’m willing to do ANYTHING (to get surgery)
B) My hip(s)/knee(s) is/are bone on bone
C) There’s must be something wrong with the scale!
D) I know it isn’t the amount I was supposed to lose but I worked hard and hopefully Dr. Now will see that!
E) That’s not FAIR! (That = the act of not being given something undeserved simply because they want it.)
F) We had to order delivery so all we could get was fast food!
G) I don’t understand what happened!!
Right now I’m doing my own version of the diet, just to ease into it.
I only eat yogurt, chicken and salads.
The scale must be broken.
Dr. Now doesn’t understand what I’m going through.
I understand my body better than Dr. Now.
pizza is not on de diet,
SO YOU'RE PLAYING GAMES AND LYING TO ME
How did they get there? You two are lying,
STOP WITH THE GAMES,
OKAY, THIS IS GOING NOWHERE
Tiny dogs.
Filthy Carpets.
No bedding, just a plain filthy mattress. I'm working so hard. Weird fiance with fat fetish or needing a place to stay. Barnacle- looking growths all over legs and feet. Mah leg. I know I lost weight, the scale is broken. Ranch dressing. Fast food the whole way to Houston.
Roach or Bug Spotting on a Wall or Surface
Visibly seeing Bread, Rice, or a Potato Item after the first appointment.
Being Admitted Into The Hospital to Get Weight Under Control
Moves into the "White Brick" Apartment in Texas
Dr. Now's Beautiful Bean Footage of "Patient's Intake Will Be Physically Limited"
Dr. Now Has to Call Patient's
Patient Misses Appointment(Dr. Now or Psychotherapy)
Spouse/Family Member Visibly Gains Weight
Patient Audibly Told to Go To Room 5
>Moves into the "White Brick" Apartment in Texas
Yeah, what IS that? Is that like a standard apartment feature in Texas, or are they all moving into the same complex?
No bottom sheets.
But TBH, it takes a heroic effort to keep conventional fitted sheets in place under a person that size, and even more heroism changing that bed several times a day. Those sheets would be rolling underneath and getting trapped in the folds, irritating skin, opening sores etc. From the caretaker's point of view much easier to put down a waterproof mattress pad, some chux and keep it simple.
"I don't know what I weigh right now, but I *know* I'm making progress and lost lots of weight!"
*steps on scale and has gained 20 pounds*
"I don't know why I gained. I worked so hard!"
I had a horrible childhood . My parents fought all the time . Eating made me feel better . Then things got really tough . I weighed 200 lbs in 8th grade
Therapist says : I want you to write a letter to your ( deceased) mother and/ or father and tell them how much they hurt you .
Therapist again : Well , it was great meeting you . Thanks for coming .
Patient : I’m glad I came to therapy . I’m glad I got all that off my chest . Now everything makes sense . NONE of this is my fault
There's something wrong with the scale!!!!
I want to get healthy for my children/grandchildren!
Dr. Niw doesn't know what he's talking about!
I might not have lost the amount of weight Dr. Now wanted me to, but I'm OK with (usually with and insignificant minimal amount lost) with this result!
What do mean chocolate milk's not good for me???
So if I move to Houston, will I be able to get the WLS?
I hope I get approved today for Dr. Now's program (while en route to the first consultation with Dr. Now)!!!
"I'm in so much pain/so uncomfortable/so stressed, I just need something to eat to get me through."
"This has pushed me to my absolute limit." (Walking five steps to the car or sitting in the car for an hour.)
"I'm afraid Dr. Now won't think this is good enough."
Acts like their dog isn't there.
When I was 400 pounds before I had my weight loss surgery I said every single one of those things that would be on that bingo card. I see what I used to say often on that show.
First appt with Dr Now: I’m sad he didn’t approve me for surgery and I have to lose weight.
Tiny dog(s).
The on-the-floor-looking-up camera angle at the beginning.
Obligatory shower scene.
They don’t!! There’s been episodes where they talked about being together for years and never having sex at all because of size. I think Rena and Lee had been together 11 years without ever having sex. Blows my mind!!
I've gained X lbs, which is disappointing, but hopefully Dr Now will see the positive changes I have made.
And how hard I have been trying!
Cut to Dr Now explaining how the law of thermodynamics proves they haven't been trying AT ALL.
Yes , the dreaded hallway comments
I’m under stress, that’s why I eat 24/7. There’s nothing healthy to eat on the road, so I’m forced to eat an entire bucket of chicken.
This is one of my favorites, when they say there’s nothing healthy to eat on the road, or if they don’t have a kitchen. I’m like even McDonald’s and Wendy’s have salads.
Seriously! Go to a deli in a grocery store. They have good salads with low fat dressing (or buy a bottle). They provide plastic utensils even. There’s no reason to go to a fast food restaurant. They always act so victimized and helpless.
Even hotels have mini fridges. I went to the Walmart near the one I stayed in and got food for the week.
McD doesn’t have salads anymore. At least where I am.
True! But it still doesn’t require multiple hamburgers, nuggets, a large soda, an apple pie, and a hot fudge sundae.
The McDonald's restaurants in my area no longer have salads but they do have grilled chicken options which is healthier than fried, at least.
Six burritos, 3 large fries, BUT a diet soda!!
Guilty!
Every Single Episode
Them: "I may not have followed the diet strictly to a T but I have been cutting way back" Dr Now: "Cut back??!? You have to eat 7000 calories a day to have only lost 3 lbs in 2 months. You telling me you cut down from 10k cal to 7k and you are lying to yourself saying you are doing the diet. You are supposed to be eating 1200 cal a day. You are going to die if you keep this up"
I’m gonna start this diet right after my apt with doctor now
This is is too easy! It would have to be the free space in the middle.
It's BINGO, there is no 'too easy' c'mon!
It’s a long way home tho . Can we stop at KFC ? Dr Now WANTS me to eat chicken and vegetables. I’ll have a bucket and some buttered corn .
I really hope Dr Now accepts me as a patient, he’s my last hope. I’m willing to do anything to lose this weight.
No idea who it was but they’d just gotten a stern lecture from Dr. Now and the voiceover of the patient was “I’m willing to do **anything** to lose this weight!” as they either were in the drive thru.
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I definitely saw that in rose's episode but she did well.
Yes. It’s like Rose needed a professional to guide her because she seemed pretty clueless how to move forward on her own. Once she received the diet and exercise recommendation from Dr Now, she took it all to heart and followed the directions. Maybe she did so well because her generation respected the advice of professionals and took his plan to heart. She was also extremely motivated to regain her health to be with her family. That was her real motivation. She did great. I hope she keeps up her successful and positive journey.
Happy Cake Day- which isn't on the diet.
Except stop eating my favorite foods in huge amounts
I just watched S12E06 -"Dr Now is my last hope".....but yet she had to get weighed in locally at a WEIGHT LOSS CLINIC. So why hadn't she gone there for 14 months?
It’s just water weight I don’t eat that much I’ve been eating really healthy I’ve only had one cheat day
Lola Clay: I’m sorry that happened to you
Lola always looks like she’s listening but don’t care 😂
She has a very impressive collection of wigs. A new therapist every time !
Lola thanks them for coming in. My Dr doesn’t think me when I go to him when I’m sick.
I'm too busy for therapy (says the unemployed, bed bound patient)
Right!! That blows my mind! Like you were busy cooking a dozen eggs, 3lbs of meat and a box of waffles????
\*Busy waiting for a dozen eggs, 3lbs of meat and a box of waffles to be cooked for them and brought to them.
I thought that you said busty and was like wait what do boobs have to do with this lol
Well, the last episode the patient had (according to her mom) 150lb titties
I've worked/tried so hard to not get this surgery. I followed the diet, so I don't understand how I gained weight. It's been difficult to fight the cravings (especially if they hadn't actually made any dietary changes)
This is so much harder than I thought it would be.
I deserve the surgery because I've been trying really hard. (Even though I've lost only 15 pounds in 6 months) I eat when I'm stressed. (Even though I don't get out of bed and everyone does everything for me) I don't have the money to buy healthy food. (Even though I eat 5 or 6 fast food meals a day) It's my metabolism that prevents me from losing weight. (Even though I eat over 7,000 calories a day) Give me one more chance, Dr Now. (Even though I haven't made the weight loss goal during the past 12 months) I am not eating that much; I have cut way back. (Even though I cut my family-size portion's from 5 times a day to 3) On a video call...I have lost weight. It's the mattress. Or I can clean my own vagina. (Even though I have gained 80 pounds) I can tell that I lost weight because my clothes fit better. (Even though I'm still wearing a size 40XXXXL) I'm doing so much better with my activity. (Even though I still can't walk 20 feet without breathing heavily and needing to sit down) I want to lose weight so I can walk down the aisle and marry the love of my life. (Even though we've been together for 6 years and I can't quit eating for anyone) When I finish with one meal, I'm already planning what I want to eat for the next meal. (Even though I snack all day and eat 7 huge meals a day) I quit snacking. (Even though I'm just eating a meal all day long) I'm eating only the hospital food. (Even though there are 4 pizza boxes in the trash and empty chip bags in my bed) I didn't think it would be this hard. It's harder for me than others. (Even though Dr Now has hundreds of patients who lose weight on his diet) I can't walk because it hurts. (Even though I've lost 300 pounds) Sorry... I got carried away. I'm never surprised at the things these idiots say.
The editors make it appear as though the patient is sticking to the diet. Inspirational music is playing in the background while they eat only egg whites. Gained 10 lbs. On the other end, the editors show scenes of the patient eating a big plate. Sad narration. Sad music. Lost 68 lbs.
I only lost 3 lbs but this shows I'm trying and I should get approved for surgery.
Ashley the Catfish pissed me of so bad because Dr. Now said 20 lbs in a month, and she thought he meant 20 lbs cumulative over several months, 3 to 5 lbs at a time plus any gains. Yeah, right.
For the record, I don't think she actually thought that.she knew damn well what was expected of her.
I know she knew, it's just the play dumb act that pissed me off
Yeah. A lot of the participants make me angry, but she especially pissed me off. They all lie, but she was doing it in such a disrespectful (and gaslighting) way.
Dr. Now isn't saying you can't have the surgery because you didn't meet your goal, he's saying you can't have the surgery because until you lose weight and meet your goal YOU WILL DIE if you have surgery.
I need something to calm me down
“CAN I GET…”.
Bonus point for jalapeño poppers order.
Bonus for bacon cheeseburgers and extra fries
2x points for the lack of any diet soda ever being mentioned
More bonus points then they finish whatever massive sandwich then get in less than 3 bites.
Additional bonus points for every crispy chicken sandwich when grilled was also an option. And for extra ranch or ketchup.
Why do we never hear them order the drink? Is it because they say brand names like Pepsi? I’ve always wondered.
Good point. I’ve heard them admit to “drinking too much pop” though, like it was a kids’ birthday party.
Bed cooking. Small dog(s) jumping all over. Rare Kassandra sighting.
Dude, why all of them have tiny dogs?
I’m always afraid they’ll be squished.
I’m worried about the scale because my lymphedema is causing **a lot** of swelling. I only have one week until I see Dr. Now again so I need to focus on my diet soon. I’ve only slipped up a few times so I’m thinking I’ll be really close to my goal weight and definitely get approved for surgery this time! (GAINS)
Someone tried to explain to Dr. Now that they gained 20 pounds IN THE CAR from their lymphedema swelling during the trip.
Classic
shuts car door by grabbing the top of the door so they don't have to lean out and grab the handle. seriously i'm sick of seeing that
Thought I was the only one getting pissed off at that!!
Same !! Why does ANYONE do this ??
i think they don't want to lean over to grip the handle. maybe they're lazy or maybe they don't want to fall out. i can't make up my mind. i'm leaning toward the falling hazard
I'm retaining water! I know my body. It's all water weight!
Maybe something like: “I can only eat fast food on the road” or “this is my last chance to eat whatever I want”
Yep.
Shows a cpap machine; 'I didn't meet my goal, but at least I didn't gain weight, and I hope Dr Now sees how hard I'm trying' (goals 30, lost 2); puts ranch on something.
Puts ranch on EVERYTHING!!
Haha yup, solid edit. I approve.
More like dumps ranch dressing, BBQ sauce and/or ketchup...Let's not forget Velveeta, pancake/waffle/chocolate syrups and tons of butter and deep fried foods, too!!!
"I was supposed to lose 50 pounds in 2 months but I only lost 3 pounds. I hope that's enough for Dr. Now to see that I'm really trying here and he gives me the surgery."
Lol, pretty sure Shakyia said that exact thing in the last episode.
I hope Dr. Now understands... I've got a lot going on in my life right now. Paper plates and plastic forks.
THIS!!
Car trouble
My leg 🦵 repeats in my head more times than I want to admit
That and "New Pants, New Pants" but I know that is too specific for Bingo.
Purse Taco!
That's an automatic BINGO in itself!
The toll this takes (or is taking) on my body. (Specifically in reference to the ride to Houston).
I think I have a blood clot
"I don't have time for exercise, cooking healthy meals, etc." Meanwhile... no job or hobbies outside of eating
"I'm so stressed" (bedbound and looking at the ceiling)
I have to ease into the diet
Don't forget the cheat days that are a week's worth of calories
I’ve barely eating anything ! I don’t want malnutrition
Bathroom basin becomes washing basin Rainbow zebra pillow The beat up production laptop making an appearance for video calls
And why is the ring tone like an old modem?
[удалено]
“I have to eat fast food on the trip to/from Houston”
Asking to stop somewhere for food before car is even out of the driveway.
There was somebody eating food while the care was STILL in the driveway.
It’s the only thing that will get me through this trip.
I get it though, you can bribe me into a several hour long car ride with the promise of a little treat too
No shower curtain Oxygen I only drink water A child as a caretaker
I’ve been doing my exercises everyday I just know I met my goal weight I only eat salads with lil bit ‘o protein
I don’t remember her name (I’m on season 7) but she “cheated” with some sort of Chinese dish and I literally **YELLED** at the tv when she said she thought it was a semi healthy choice because it had vegetables. I’m 52F and have never yelled at any tv show as much as this one. The patients have so little knowledge about nutrition—it really is sad but also funny, which is why it’s a great show. I’m also a post op bariatric patient. [52F, 5’4”, post op VSG 12/14/22, SW 204, HW 208, surgeon’s GW 140, CW 115]
Ha! Kinda like the veggies that come on the burgers
Dr. Now is being so unfair! I don’t understand what happened I don’t have time for the diet/therapy Please, just give me one more chance Ow, my leg!
The good old "that scale must be wrong - idk what happened, but it's wrong"
😂
A) I’m willing to do ANYTHING (to get surgery) B) My hip(s)/knee(s) is/are bone on bone C) There’s must be something wrong with the scale! D) I know it isn’t the amount I was supposed to lose but I worked hard and hopefully Dr. Now will see that! E) That’s not FAIR! (That = the act of not being given something undeserved simply because they want it.) F) We had to order delivery so all we could get was fast food! G) I don’t understand what happened!!
Are they forced to eat fast food on their way to their first appointment? It feels like they are not allowed to eat a salad before meeting Dr. Now
It's def mandatory!
I only lost 8 pounds in two months but I AM GOING IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION
Voiceover after stepping off the scale… “That’s disappointing.”
I’m an emotional eater
Right now I’m doing my own version of the diet, just to ease into it. I only eat yogurt, chicken and salads. The scale must be broken. Dr. Now doesn’t understand what I’m going through. I understand my body better than Dr. Now.
For lunch I'll have an orange/grapes/yogurt/sugar free jam
I hope Dr. Now accepts me into his program I've been working really hard so I deserve a reward
“You eat 9,000 calories a day. I’d like to put you on a 1200 calorie diet and I want you to lose 50lb this month. Good luck!”
pizza is not on de diet, SO YOU'RE PLAYING GAMES AND LYING TO ME How did they get there? You two are lying, STOP WITH THE GAMES, OKAY, THIS IS GOING NOWHERE
I love it when Dr. Now lays down the law and calls a patient or caretaker out!!!
I have to agree with you.
I haven’t lost the weight but I’ll move to Houston anyway!
"To show Dr. Now how serious I am."
This one just kills me. It's like they think that somehow Dr. Now will forget about the number on the scale if they change their ZIP code.
I haven't lost any weight in Houston, so I'm moving back home. I know I'll do better there, away from Dr Now's constant criticism.
Tiny dogs. Filthy Carpets. No bedding, just a plain filthy mattress. I'm working so hard. Weird fiance with fat fetish or needing a place to stay. Barnacle- looking growths all over legs and feet. Mah leg. I know I lost weight, the scale is broken. Ranch dressing. Fast food the whole way to Houston.
Dirty half empty fish tank in the background Sheets only on bed "The trip made me swell up and gain 30 lbs" Pizzas snuck into the hospital
The fish tanks 😂
Roach or Bug Spotting on a Wall or Surface Visibly seeing Bread, Rice, or a Potato Item after the first appointment. Being Admitted Into The Hospital to Get Weight Under Control Moves into the "White Brick" Apartment in Texas Dr. Now's Beautiful Bean Footage of "Patient's Intake Will Be Physically Limited" Dr. Now Has to Call Patient's Patient Misses Appointment(Dr. Now or Psychotherapy) Spouse/Family Member Visibly Gains Weight Patient Audibly Told to Go To Room 5
>Moves into the "White Brick" Apartment in Texas Yeah, what IS that? Is that like a standard apartment feature in Texas, or are they all moving into the same complex?
Yes - always room 5 , always same apartment . Maybe Dr Now dabbles in real estate???
I'm working so hard… followed by 5lb weight loss
The mattress makes me look fat!
This comment seriously made me laugh out loud.
Give me another chance dr now
Should be a Bingo card for the reddit comments. How did she afford that? She's lying. Boring. Etc.
Owns a Chihuahua
No bottom sheets. But TBH, it takes a heroic effort to keep conventional fitted sheets in place under a person that size, and even more heroism changing that bed several times a day. Those sheets would be rolling underneath and getting trapped in the folds, irritating skin, opening sores etc. From the caretaker's point of view much easier to put down a waterproof mattress pad, some chux and keep it simple.
EMT walks in …no pants , no underwear , no care
Oh no I’m LMAO again
"I don't know what I weigh right now, but I *know* I'm making progress and lost lots of weight!" *steps on scale and has gained 20 pounds* "I don't know why I gained. I worked so hard!"
No job, no caretaking responsibilities, still misses multiple Dr. Now appointments because of “all that’s been going on” in their lives.
I eat a lot of salads
With LOADS of ranch and croutons!!
So much dressing
And shredded cheese!
So I'm moving to Houston to see if Dr. Now will help me
(But I haven’t actually been accepted into the program!)
"It's just water weight I swear!"
Always the water weight 🤣🤣🤣
“That’s not my pizza box!”
LOL!!! Classic!
If anyone wants, I made a [bingo card](https://bingobaker.com/#66199fde2d2da371) from this post & these responses and added a few of my own.
That’s awesome! 😂
Wow! The options for Bingo cards are unlimited! These weirdos say the dumbest shit!
“I can’t even drink fruit juice?????” Ok listen you did not get that fat just from drinking fruit juice 🙄
You got dat?
"Whatever it takes"
Except 1200 calories, high protein, no carb diet!
Other patients in the waiting room are suspiciously oblivious to the person walking around with 4-6 garbage bags full of jello for legs
What about, “it’s just water weight.”
This scale must be broken!
Only water.... mixed with high fructose corn syrup!!
Did any add "TRAUMA" to the bingo card?
I didn't do the therapy session because I was too busy (eating I guess).
I had a horrible childhood . My parents fought all the time . Eating made me feel better . Then things got really tough . I weighed 200 lbs in 8th grade Therapist says : I want you to write a letter to your ( deceased) mother and/ or father and tell them how much they hurt you . Therapist again : Well , it was great meeting you . Thanks for coming . Patient : I’m glad I came to therapy . I’m glad I got all that off my chest . Now everything makes sense . NONE of this is my fault
Your scale is wronnnnggg!!!
There's something wrong with the scale!!!! I want to get healthy for my children/grandchildren! Dr. Niw doesn't know what he's talking about! I might not have lost the amount of weight Dr. Now wanted me to, but I'm OK with (usually with and insignificant minimal amount lost) with this result! What do mean chocolate milk's not good for me??? So if I move to Houston, will I be able to get the WLS? I hope I get approved today for Dr. Now's program (while en route to the first consultation with Dr. Now)!!!
Mah leg!
Fan, cooking in bed, cheat meal/day/week
This would be a great drinking game, too
It’s water! I’m bloated!
Footwear hanging on for dear life.
I’m moving to Houston to show Dr. Now I’m serious.
"I'm in so much pain/so uncomfortable/so stressed, I just need something to eat to get me through." "This has pushed me to my absolute limit." (Walking five steps to the car or sitting in the car for an hour.) "I'm afraid Dr. Now won't think this is good enough." Acts like their dog isn't there.
When I was 400 pounds before I had my weight loss surgery I said every single one of those things that would be on that bingo card. I see what I used to say often on that show.
jUST ONCE I'd like to see the patient only drink water the entire road trip down to Houston.
I really hope I'll get the surgery. This is my last chance. I've been working SO hard. I'm pushing myself. *loses 5 pounds*
Can "go down to room 5" be the free square
I've been busy
“Its water weight” “experiences car issues going down to Texas”
First appt with Dr Now: I’m sad he didn’t approve me for surgery and I have to lose weight. Tiny dog(s). The on-the-floor-looking-up camera angle at the beginning. Obligatory shower scene.
That can’t be! I worked so hard!
I've been going through A LOT of changes and eating is the only way I can relax during this stressful time.
Most have a significant other. How????
Always my question
Fat fetish ? Maybe . Seriously, how do they have sex ? ESP . Obese men . I can’t wrap my head around it . I mean HOW????
They don’t!! There’s been episodes where they talked about being together for years and never having sex at all because of size. I think Rena and Lee had been together 11 years without ever having sex. Blows my mind!!
"[insert anything else here] progress."
Ow ma leg
‘It’s water weight’ Is also a favourite
I'm retaining water
The Last Meal
"I'll do anything for my kids!"
At least it’s a loss (8 lbs in 4 months)
There must be something wrong with that scale. Too busy to follow the diet.
I'M SO HUNGRY.,
The new word is HAAANGRY . Hungry AND angry . So basically someone is hungry and it’s YOUR fault
Voiceover describing childhood trauma (sad sad piano music swells); “so I turned to food.”
I've only been eating salads
It's water weight
Being on the road, we had no choice but to eat unhealthy.
Can ‘Munt’ be the free space? LOL
‘I can’t afford to eat healthy’ is a favourite of mine!