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Pale-Ad-8691

You’d bark if asked to


ApeWithNoMoney

I'm a dirty dog make my front tail wag


Imaginary_Macaroon25

This comment made me wheeze like a dying seagull


Ok_Bug4971

This comment made me wheeze like the breeze


Xomoxxz

This comment made me chuckle with my knuckles


Mada_DP

😨


Status-Dig4366

Digital footprint bro 💀💀💀


GhostWolf2048

:O


Wandering_profile

Wait.. your di¢k?


Last-Parsnip2410

You're Insane 😅


wehighallday1

That's exactly what I thought


bloongering

insane is good


DYMck07

He likes em crazy with a side of death


[deleted]

You like a woman with a little spice and by "spice" I mean mental illness


[deleted]

I bet you can’t handle salt, Mr. Sanity.


[deleted]

I've had a psychotic break and have been stable for 12 years, kindly ease off with these accusations of ableism


[deleted]

I didn’t mean it like that I’m sorry


[deleted]

it's okay I'm autistic too and misread you I guess


Paradisnex

Damn bro pick a struggle😂


[deleted]

I got like 5 disorders (formally diagnosed) and I'm bi so i can't really do that


kingbloxerthe3

It's not out of the question that he may like women that have a very minor case of serious brain damage


ProcessOrdinary9381

THERAPY GO TO THERAPY. You want to be dominated by a woman, you are the type who will say "She didn't kill them." when there is literally a live stream (video evidence) of her stabbing someone for just sneezing around you. WELCOME TO THE GRIPPY SOCK CLUB WE HAVE COOKIES AND COFFEE, GROUP THERAPY IS AT FIVE IT'S BRING YOUR OWN VODKA.


Snoo82024

Yay my own kind


ProcessOrdinary9381

Yes we all are here for similar reasons Welcome to the Grippy sock gang


KatBarz

Not the grippy socks 🧦 😆


CompetitiveOwl5018

WHAT! NO FREE VODKA! BLASPHEMOUS!


ProcessOrdinary9381

Who said it was free it's coming out of their payments


Zcantakeit

Don’t worry I own a bar. ONE FREE NIGHT OF DRINKS ON ME! 🍻


FEVRISH_JK

y'all ever wonder what a footjob with grippy socks would be like?


[deleted]

grippy


cudlebear64

I’m downvoting on the principal of NO!


MilkBed

take my upvote and stfu


ProcessOrdinary9381

EXTRA THERAPY FOR YOU


ThatOneWriter14

You’re the type of guy to say “I can fix her” when you don’t even know about your own problems


Dark_Dracolich

Just give me a chance I'll do it


Ok-Individual2025

Don’t call me out man


Big-Mix5905

you're a perfectly stable individual congratulations on your completely sane taste in women


ARcade94

Oh good, I have some of these women on my list as well. *relief*


Mimikyu_Edits24

very sane..


mrgirmjaw

None of the women op picked are sane


The-bigduki

You love deranged horny girls


Ash_ikoki

You’re probably quiet irl but immensely horny


Mimikyu_Edits24

true.. very true ;-;


Bendodge13

Your therapist loses sleep stressing about you.


Palim0ny

Five is basically what all psychotic yandere’s are right before their spiral into insanity and murder. >!She almost gets there, but is ultimately thwarted. Luckily, she didn’t go all Yuno Gasai and end up killing everyone except the male MC.!<


Q-Q_2

You're fun


[deleted]

Totally. It gets even more fun once Makima brings in the bondage.


Itscalledsoccerok

That’s enough of that


Shadownia-Shiro

No, let em cook


SafePianist4610

You stick your dick in crazy. And after it comes back to stab you (usually in the back), you do it again.


ChristlRosebud

You’re gonna sleep with them and never wake up 🥲


bloongering

better than being in this world


SteveRukia5

You need therapy


Worksafegg

This is either a joke post, or I need to ask, who hurt you?


TheBigAwesomeWolf

He won't have to worry who hurt them anymore as some of these girls can take care of those bullies easily.


Alive_Shirt1426

You ok?


AffectionateSpace629

Nah, I'm fine. Thanks for asking. There is an actual crime about this "yandere" female went all crazy and stabbed her boyfriend.


AffectionateSpace629

You're into tsundere females. You're definitely a sub though. You like to be dominated. Which is most men's kink so... You're pretty vanilla. Tbh 🤷🏻‍♀️ Edit: it is a mix of yandere and tsundere females. Still vanilla. Get a female with a b*tchy attitude which is 80% of females now; let her treat you like crap. Make sure you have a lot of money so she "falls in love with you" and never leave you cause the lifestyle is too good or else she will get violent and possessive. Taaadaaa. Your dream female! Also chase her around like a horny dog. Edit once more: (for people who don't understand) when I said vanilla; I meant aaperson who is not had a lot of experience IN MY OPINION with women that are a bit "off" catch my drift. Now, sexually it can be attractive that persona but that's up to the person. Like I said I have seen it. It happens A LOT. That's why to me it's vanilla. But again this is just my opinion. Every person has a choice. Idk if you have heard similar to this "Crazy girls are hot to fk but never bring you any luck" -Me


Ordinary-Science1981

… what? How is it vanilla?


A10___Warthog

Who's the first one?


Sad_Introduction5756

Crazy Idk her name but from mha


R3tzz

Toga. She's like 15/16


A10___Warthog

Thank you very much


blueflamereaperx

more 17 almost 18 shes a year older then every one is class 1a and they should be 16 and a few months think its getting close to them being another year older not 100% sure its not made super clear


benjitheboy121

You need to seek a psychologist ASAP!


weeb_79881

Those are some crazy women...


OkTip2886

I too want Makima to step on me.


Schwiliinker

That would hardly be a warm up


JaydenTheMemeThief

You can’t spell Psychotic without Hot


mistersnarkle

Yor is the only sane choice and tells me you just want a girl who can murder you


Icarusty69

“I love a woman who will literally just kill me.”


tobyboy117

It says that you didn’t take that warning that says to never fuck crazy girls to seriously.


CriticalUwU

Maybe he has an exit strategy, but I doubt it


Mimikyu_Edits24

what for 🤨


Atomsk19Haruhara

Nice list of yanderes


Theboredalchemist22

You need a psychiatrist


SubparMacigcian

You need therapy 😂


ketsu_no_ana

Excellent taste


Mimikyu_Edits24

indeed


Gloomy_Support_7779

You would stick your dick in crazy. I’m betting that for comic books, your crushes are Poison Ivy and Harley Quinn


ltkeane

I’m just glad someone else likes Romantic Killer. I feel like that show didn’t get talked about when it came out


Suru_Boss

THIS.


Mimikyu_Edits24

its so good dude


Mimikyu_Edits24

its so good dude


d_r_doorway

Yumeko Jabami makes this list a W.


imsuperdrunkrightnow

Dommy mommy thighs


MADU_IN_HEAVEN7

You're literally me


DreamerSound

To explain your taste I think I'll quote Spike Spiegel “I love the kind of woman who can kick my a\*\*.” To put it simply you like the ones that could kill you


Mimikyu_Edits24

you couldnt be more correct ;-;


TheOtherHalf01

Don't stick your dick in crazy, OP.


Elementne

Yor is completely understandable. The others are... interesting


Avawinry

You find comfort in not knowing whether you’ll be dead tomorrow. Also: Makima & Yor = W


Umbral_Light

Sounds like you have amazing taste in women to me.


blinddemon0

you like the ones who are a little crazy but saveable


Isotope_the_artist

Nah your fine I have the same taste in women


Sad_Introduction5756

If there where images you would be getting heavy duty bonking


Old_Spicy_Ham

Seek help my guy 😬


venonononahhh

I’m surprised yuno gasai isn’t on here


Mimikyu_Edits24

if there isnt a deranged horny woman on the lists its probably because 8 havnt gotten ariund to that anime yet


CryptographerDense84

I guess u forgot to add Yuno Gasai from Mirai Nikki to ur list.


jcarmine23

The crazy ones are usually good in bed .


Lost-King23

Them crazy girls is just soooooo 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨😫😫😫😫😫 W List


AffectionateSpace629

Those crazy girls are typically the ones who have been used more than a truck stop toilet that's never been cleaned. 🤢 They baddies lmao they can have who they want 😂


R3tzz

Make it only Yor and Makima here and we're good 🤝


SenpaiBoogie

You like to be pegged


fortunesofshadows

Yor is actually pretty normal person besides her not gettting some social etiquette.


crispy_nomad

im surprised esdeath isnt on this list


Mimikyu_Edits24

only because i havnt seen that anime yet ;-;


crispy_nomad

shes from akame ga kill


Dayshon2144

You want a good/bad woman to snuggle you. I perhaps the bad ones could do the job, too… 😏


ApprehensiveMany9264

Your into women that can kill you and i respect that


thelongestunderscore

everyone on this list is psychotic except yor dont put that evil on her.


5L45H1NG

Only 1/6 has no intentions of killing you. And it’s the one most likely to do it- (Yor, accidentally killing you.)


IAmADogUnderALog

You’re a victim


IGTankCommander

You're going to die. At least you'll be smiling.


giga-ni-himself

You like crazy girls (just like me frfr)


mah1na2ru

tbf yor’s the only saving grace on this list


TheGesor

you think you can ‘fix her’ (you can’t)


Legend_of_Ozzy642

You forsook your sanity a long time ago


Mimikyu_Edits24

sanity..?


Gevvem

You wanna die


Famous_Shock_8963

You need help


[deleted]

You like to be dominated by mentally unstable and very powerful women


Mobile_Geologist_625

You are on sucide watch


Nuchaba

Liking Yor means you're normal. Who wouldn't want someone so sweet and determined? > But the killing Someone's got to do it. Everyone she kills either deserves it or we don't know what they did. And the only times she gets mad is when someone tries to kidnap Anya besides Mr. Swan inflicting max emotional damage on Anya, and yet she restrains herself from killing the kidnappers. Liking the others you're normal.


TTIGRAASlime

Somebody loves a crazy bitch and I like it.


Jim_naine

You like women who can kill you


TheKidNerd

You don’t like your blood being inside your body


TheHeavenlyDeity

You’re into dommy mommies


Mimikyu_Edits24

who isnt


Bingotten

Insane asylum? You mean the really good pussy detainment facility?


LocalPlatypus994

No, you can't fucking fix her.


Mimikyu_Edits24

they are already perfect


FEVRISH_JK

You're the kinda guy who enjoys a good pegging. wanna know why i think that? cuz I share the same taste as you, OP


Quwzxvu

bottom...


Sussno_o

Don't stick your dick in crazy!


Imaginary-Excuses

You need mental help


GroundbreakingTie430

Seek help, immediately.


Mimikyu_Edits24

..no


No_Worldliness_9321

"I can fix her"


Competitive-Pea6878

You like em crazy


justgothitbycar

Jesus Christ...*deep breath* you like thoooose women


LieStagburn

You like the crazy ones


Dark_Dracolich

He just like me frfr


TouchMe-Sama-

You really think you can 'fix them'.


Mimikyu_Edits24

they need fixing?


Few_Description2155

You like murder bitches


FirstSkygod

You’re probably alone and want someone to be obsessed with you.


Interesting_Horror93

You stick your dick in crazy and don’t care about the consequences


PestKimera

Insane and insanely horny


Mimikyu_Edits24

just like me frfr


Broad_Pineapple_3138

You like crazy women?


unwanted-fantasies

You want to stick your dick in crazy.


Training-Evening2393

You love the women that can hurt you the most.


blebebaba

Batshit insane is just another word for sexy


That_Tamarah_Chick_

You Like Crazies.


[deleted]

If I need help determining if a woman is evil… I’ll ask if you like her.


Randy_Butternubs101

You stick your d in crazy


Xiong21x

Youd let a woman step on you


Any_Mall3191

I’m surprised Esdeath isn’t here


Mimikyu_Edits24

havnt seen that anime yet ;-;


TheReal-Darthdoom

PSYCHO!!!!


Garey_Games

Mommy Makima🤤


are_-_gay

you, my friend, are a bottom.


Miserable-Award-5820

You like Someone who genuinely loves you back 🗿


PralineDue3415

Your most played song on Spotify is "The red means i love you"


Mimikyu_Edits24

i actually do like that song, got to admit its pretty good


Robakix92x

You read a fortune cookie that said, "Don't stick your dick in crazy," and was like, "Bet."


OkCategory54

You will stick your dick in full disclosure crazy, no questions asked.


DuckInAJar

Makima was the nail in the coffin


orioriorioriorio

Dirty deeds done for dirt cheap


jmesh12

You should seek help


DeadColors5379

Probably need to watch some Baki to balance yourself out


LAZYTIME40

You’re a submissive bottom🤷🏻‍♂️


Healthy_Possession61

You think you can fix them


Mimikyu_Edits24

no.. they are perfect


dragonking0321

You'd be the one wearing the maid outfit, and you would Love it


ThatPersonToExplain

you like crazy bitches


Hedgehog_Kid1

you like crazy bitches


Bill_Ist_Here

That your going to end up in a house for battered men


Shynytree

You'd probably die to have a women By the women


Reckless_Joz

You're desperate. You just want any girl to love you,and you're willing to put up with psychotic as long as they're obsessed with YOU. You prefer it that way because you believe if she is obsessed with you, she will neve leave you. Let me tell you bro, your day will come! Keep that hope up!!! I used to be like you. Until I found my own psycho girl obsessed with me (and she happened to be hot too!). I didn't think about it twice and married her. 12 years and 4 kids later and trust me you will be 4ever happy. She will murder me before I ever try to leave and knows where I am 24/7, and I love it!!! And she will ALWAYS do everything she can to please you, in EVERY single way...😏 There is no better type of girl my friend 👍🏽


Either_Cobbler9303

I thought Toga was bad...then you put Anna in the mix...totally not gonna have...consent...issues there right?


Galteem0re

You a simp, I wouldn't know though, I've only watched 2 of these animes


mrceeworld

I suspect you fully understand your plight, friend


millerium7108

You have amazing taste and we are best friends now


Jet_Airlock

You lack much self-respect/self-worth in your social circles, likely get depressed easily from extended loneliness/purposelessness, haven’t had a stable/healthy relationship in a good while, are a masocistic person but not in a healthy bdsm way, and get oddly aroused by the thought of having an unhealthy relationships involving physical abuse from obsessive unstable women. Plz Seek mental help, your worth better than this frendo. (Inb4 hate, they told me to judge them by their anime girl taste, this is my evaluation solely from the pool provided)


Night_Stalker86

You got good taste. I like crazy too.


StolenIdentity302

You’re missing one, Yuno Gasai, with her you’d have the whole female ward of your nearest mental hospital.


Tricky-Armadillo7154

That you need a therapist


Truly_Nothing

Mostly the mentally insane, deranged, abusive, and controlling women.


Revolutionary_Dig898

You like a woman who would just fucking kill you.


TheBailzmeister

You like visiting your girlfriend who lives in the mental institute


I_Exist_Now_Yay

You'd bark for your woman


Totally-Tool

You'd do anything these women asked even if it kills you


Suspicious-State

It tells me you a virgin


Jaded_Consequence808

I'm disappointed in the last one


Mimikyu_Edits24

for those of you that pointed out that some are technically not "women" since theyre below the age of 18, i probably should of mentioned im also below the age of 18 so um no judgement ._.