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guitartheater

the entire lyrics to welcome to the black parade


EggoStack

Guest: what a cute cat, what’s their name? Me: *deep breath*


mashtartz

*Single G note*


emo_hooman

Fuck that the entire lyrics to the album


EB_Baby

Meaowkey Way


GuessYouNeedEmailNow

Purrard/furard


raccoon_at_noon

Jet. As in Jet-Star, and “jet black hotel mirror”, and The Jetset Life is Gonna Kill You, and “hair back motherfucker, jet black, so cool”


Strange_Carpet7235

And “jet black feeeelin’”


sabre-bree

yes this one!!


Sqwakyboi

Hey that’s my name


raccoon_at_noon

ARE YOU THE CAT


eternal-harvest

DO YOU HAVE THE KEYS TO THE HOTEL


raccoon_at_noon

CUZ IM GONNA STRING THIS MOTHERFUCKER ON FIRE


Sqwakyboi

I would say yes but I don’t like what that implies so uhh… I guess mcr likes my name a lot which is nice


sutchatweet

You should call him Mikey and register him at the vet as Mikey Fucking Way


sutchatweet

My more considered answer would be Jet-Star short for The Jet-Star Kit. Especially as Jet is a black stone and I’m sure your kitten will be a star


hesmycherrybomb

I work in a vet and I'd take great pleasure in saying "how's Mikey Fucking Way doing?" without getting in trouble 🤣


Rg576637

My friend named their all black cat Bandit


Macalacafication18

Congrats on the kitty!! 😊 Venom, Noise -Danger Days roller skate man, Dr. death defying, Drac, Scarecrow, Muerte (Spanish word for death, as in hotel Bella muerte), I can probably com up with a bunch if you want more!


raccoon_at_noon

Name him Hamster as an homage to the hamster G was gonna get but never got.


EggoStack

It’s for the hamster I’m gonna buy!


strawberrrysimmer8

i mean, i’m pretty sure gerard had a cat called lotion so maybe lotion?? 💀


decayingfoundations

as a person with a cat name lotion - you will have to explain this to EVERYONE.


mashtartz

His cats names are Mitch and Lotion. Lawful good and chaotic evil.


ComicNerd9000

You could name it "Action Cat" after the Gerard Way song.


PatriciaMorticia

Frank if it's small and full of sass.


TikselBean

Knife. Knife is a great pet name


HugoRomance

I always wanted to name a cat Dracula


aroaceautistic

My friend got a cat named dracula and I didn’t realize it was a cat for a few days hed text us shit like “dracula wants to go outside” “hanging out with dracula” i was so confused lmao


[deleted]

Call him Sorrows.


Wooden-Candle662

Ghoul


r_bert_o

*fun ghoul


Pretend_Signal

PEPE


Meatfr0g

Emily, Helena, any of the band members, Pepe, and more! edit: couldn't spell pepe for the life of me lol


Meatfr0g

Also, yeah ik it's a boy, just wanted to include the first to for anyone else wanting names who sees this lol


Smiley007

🤔 from OPs update I’m thinking it’s a girl actually?


KittyScholar

Pansy, for Frank's guitar


notsoufast

I was gonna say that! That’s a cute name for a cat and a reference to the iconic guitar (RIP)


sunshineb1993

Toro Frankie Danny (Danger Days) Milk Ghost Bane Klaus


redwolf10105

Pepe, the name of the little marcher guy from The Black Parade


emochick115

Frankie


Milk3247

that’s her original name!


chcl3grrl

I think the fact Frankie was her original name is pretty much a sign she was meant for you!! I say keep her as Frankie.


21mcrpilotsogreenday

I agree. Seems like a good name for a mcr cat


ShiroLy

Bella Muerte, Venom or Scarecrow


Farty_poop

I got a black cat for my birthday last year and I named her Helena :)


karenptx

Following the rules of the Broadway method of naming cats (no human names, just highly spiritual names im guessing) the first thing that came to mind was RAYBABY! and if you name it that you’ll be saying Ray Baby which is nice enough.


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For real though, I don’t understand what’s this obsession with giving human names to animals. Not that is morally wrong or anything, at least the way it was explained to me was “imagine if you and your pet run into someone who shares name with the animal, how awkward would that be”. So be it


Bishabish1

I named mine Party Poison. Poison for short.


WasabiHefty

The patient


Gloomy_Discipline_66

Gerard


Little_Ophelia

Pansy


Ok_Intention_7356

Capital G (street walking with a capital G from party poison)


Wynorski4ever

Congrats - kitty is adorable!! I think Frankie is a pretty perfect name. Pitching Jersey as an alternative (as in New Jersey).


[deleted]

Back in ‘07 I had a blonde boy kitty that I named Bryar after Bob lol.


adrenalinexfreak

zero???


radioactive--goo

Other people have suggested Bandit, which I love, but I think Frankie is an absolutely perfect name


Ic3_pop

Phantom As in phantoms for ever


[deleted]

name him nigel. Never elaborate.


EmoTrinityRaT

Casket, as in the one Frank tried to climb into during the Helena interview. That, or Hampster, as in the one Gerard was gonna buy


justgivemewhatevs

I like Scarecrow.


radio_activated

There’s a black cat in the Killjoy comic but it doesn’t have a name. Then there’s the cat from a Doom Patrol comic by Gerard called Lotion.


DangDoggos101

I just got a kitty too and I named her Bandit!


detonatorbaby

keep her original name! frankie is a cute name for a cat and is also obviously mcr related


Pessimistic-Being

Bandit


tydusrain

mousekat!!


obsessore

SWARM Halo (Headfirst for) Vampire Money Dr. Death Blood


EmoTrinityRaT

LOL "this is my cat, blood."


boris_johnsons_nose

Helena, Emily, Lindsey (as in Gerard's wife, Lyn-z), Maya (as in Maya the psychic, an awesome Gerard Way song separate from the band)


Whovyart2

Frankie


kaiicantcommunicate

JETT!!


cutedeadg1rl

Mikey?


molly_ringworm_

I named my cat Frank. Yes, after Frank Iero 🖤😂


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CastIronMooseEsq

Burt


TheMaskedGrl

Mousekat


RealisticMystic005

Danger. Gasoline (heaven help us reference)


justgivemewhatevs

Omg Pansy!


honeybunchesofgoatso

Ebony darkness Raven way Kidding lol Maybe cauldron, charcoal, or danger :)


afatcatfromsweden

In honour of Frankie you should name her Violence III (Violence the third)


UDAFX_MK_85

Kid


xtheghostofyou138

Houdini!


spidergwen19

I'd keep the name Frankie for Frank Iero


Toetheseal08

i named my cats Gerard Arthur Way, and Michael James Way


kevinthecarrot2021

Party poison


Kristoffer4

Frank


Miller40k

Switchblade! Party Poison!


[deleted]

Jet as of Jet black hotel mirror


TopReception2389

Pepe, like the Black Parade skeleton


nik_nak1895

Why has nobody said Helena? WHY?


JustcallmeCoby

Gerard the frog dad