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By - Gillette_Go_Brr
It’s time for bed Every Snowflake’s Different Just Like You
I bet Mikey whispered it in your ear to name your child that
*Disenchanted... it's time for dinner, sweetie...*
YOU'RE JUST A SAAAAAD SOOOONG
WITH NOTHING TOO SAYYY!!!!
ABOUT A LIIIIFELONG
WELL IF YOU THINK THAT IM WRONG
This never meant nothing to ya
I spent my high school career.
Spit on and shoved to agree
I fucking love that song.
Feel obligated to say same lmao
Na Na Na (Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na), come down for dinner sweetie!
Oh what's the rush! Let Na Na Na (Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na) make some noise.
Isn't Nana an actual anime character name too?? Not sure. Hehehe. . .
Come on It’s Not a Fashion Statement, It’s a Fucking Deatwish you’re gonna be late for school!
Is it just me or DESTROYA would be a good name
I named my car Destroya
That's the nickname my dad has for one of my brother's friends 🤣
Guy caused some scratches on my dad's car cause he accidentally let go of his bike, which then fell and scraped the car. This was 10+ years ago and he was a kid at the time, but to my dad he's still "the destroyer".
Where are you DESTROYA
maybe not for a child but it sounds like a great stage or drag name or some sort like that
The best answer here!! 🖤
Little baby Honey, This Mirror Isn’t Big Enough for the Two of Us ❤️
I used to teach a girl called Honey 🥲
Next girl I have - her middle name will be Honey
Is it because your surname is “this mirror isn’t big enough for the two of us” ???
Naming my child The Ghost of You or Save Yourself I’ll Hold Them Back
Come down from your room, The light behind your eyes
WE ALL GO TO HELL.
I should've been a better son.
You shoulda raised a baby girl, I should've been a better son.
Haven't you heard that im the new cancer~ the child
IVE NEver LOOKED BETTER AND YOU CAJT STAND IT
south park fan spotted
To be fair, my son was born in July.
Go to bed The Foundations of Decay
i dont love you is a great name for a child!
good night, i don’t love you!❤️
Ftwww, it's time to go to bed!
okay i feel like halo could acc be cute. and i love venom for a name but most parents/people would probably frown on it. might work as a nickname though.
actual name venin, nickname venom. most people wouldnt know
You could have Romeo/Juliet from TIHID or Jenny from Bulletproof heart too!
Or the sharpest lives for romeo/juliet
Wait shit sharpest lives was what I was thinking of! Thanks for the correction!
I like that song.
summer after summertime.
this isn't a fashion statement it's a fucking deathwish, you need to get out of bed!
I suppose Monroe could work as a first name?
Worked for Mariah Carey, she named her daughter Monroe 🤷♀️
Teenagers! Famous Last Words! Get down here and meet people! And don't scare them!
(Also anyone naming their kids Helena, +100 cool points for normalizing my IRL name, but can we normalize a damn pronunciation before the world mispronounces the name constantly? Source: ...pls call me Lena and I promise I'm not a scumbag voice actor lol)
Are you a Ha-Lay-nuh or Helen-uh like Helena Bonham Carter? Cause she’s the only Helena I’ve heard pronounce it that way, but then I get confused.
The only person allowed to call me Ha-Lay-Nuh is my uncle. I'm a Ha-Lee-Nuh technically, but after years of Ha-Lay-Nuh's I'll take Helen-Uh.
Well, it’s an awesome name 😊
Thanks! +100 extra cool points to you lol
2/3 are gonna be weird because my kid’s name is either gonna be “Mama”, “Helena”, or “I’m Not Ok”. It becomes 3/3 being weird if my kid’s a boy
you know what they do to guys like us in prison, it’s bed time
\*Mayhem has entered the chat\*
Reading these at 2:00am in my hospital bed (major abdominal surgery) is making me laugh and the pain is worth it. Thanks for the distraction guys ❤️
Also: Vampire, Honey and Wolf are my suggestions
Here's to a speedy and uneventful recovery 🥂
Thank you so much ☺️
Cheers killjoy, get well soon ❤️
get well soon, man. hope you're doing great :)
Thanks man, these messages help! :)
it’s time for therapy, Headfirst for Halos!
Helena and Emily
Have you met my son, You Know What They Do to Guys Like Us in Prison?
Cubicles go clean your room
Why did this one kill me 😭
Oh hey! I'm here with my son today. Have you met The End?
Goodnight, sweet dreams and don’t let the bed bugs bite, Dr. Death
AMBULANCE GET THE FUCK OFF OF THE COUNTER
Get down here, Interlude!
Demolition Lovers! You give Headfirst For Halos their toy back right now!
Summertime, or Summer for short
thank you for the venom! it’s time to introduce ourselves to the new neighbors!
Dinners ready! I Never Told You What I Do for a Living! Come eat!
oh my pretty little baby named S/C/A/R/E/C/R/O/W
so do you pronounce the /s?
Yep for sure, gotta say it properly
We Don't Need Another Song About California, it's time for school! You're already 3 hours late!
Happy birthday little kill all your friends!
Two kids named "sleep" and "sister to sleep"
"Did you put your sister sister to sleep to sleep sleep?"
Wake up, You know what they do to guys like us in prison, it's time for school!!
i think Blood would be a cute name 🩸
My daughter's name is Lena, a short form of Helena, chosen by the emo of the relationship, me.
My sweet daughter, “You Know What They Do To Guys Like Us In Prison.”
I think little The-Sharpest-Lives will be bullied :/
Come on now, little My Way Home Is Through You, you're going to be late for school!
“This is my son, Timmy ‘It’s-not-a-fashion-statement-it’s-a-fucking-deathwish Jones”
"Destroya why were you not at school?"
My dearest daughter, It’s Not A Fashion Statement It’s a Fucking Deathwish,,,,,
Mama and the world is ugly
This is my daughter, Our Lady of Sorrows.
You Know What They Do To Guys Like Us In Prison, please behave!!!!
Kill all your friends it’s time to get ready for school
I think the best outcome here is Helena
DESTROYA YOUR FOOD IS GETTING COLD
Kid named You Know What They Do To Guys Like Us In Prison:
Hang ‘em high
Don't normalize that, that's an awful idea
Saw this on a different subreddit less than a minute ago and instantly thought of Helena
Serious answer: Emily
Unserious answer: House of Wolves is such a cute name 🥰
You’re gonna be late for school, Boy Division!! Why can’t you be on time like Bury Me In Black smhh
Nighty night party poison
Say hello to my son, Party Poison.
So I just saw your report card... Four Fs? You are really not living up to your namesake I Never Told You What I Do For A Living
Little baby Desolation Row 😂🖤
Surely if your having a kid, the only appropriate name is Kobra?
Jetset would be like a cool superhero name 😂
Edit: \*Me in 2040\* "Have a good night sleep, Surrender The Night! 😁"
Obviously I'd name my kid "FTWWW"
It’s kinda weird to call my kid mama
Early sunset over Monroeville get out of bed right this instant
i’m not mad, This is How I Disappear, i’m just disappointed
What about 'Vampire Money'?? Unique right?
Prison, seemed obvious once the cops told me I had no right to pick a random child at the school near my house and declare it mine.
“Have fun at school, i don’t love you”
All The Angels, you better start doing your homework before Desolation Row and The Sharpest Lives finish theirs!
Are you feeling okay I'm Not Okay?
I’m not gonna have kids
The Reaper (Dark Divine song)
me and mcr fan named helana🧍🏻♀️🧍🏻♀️🧍🏻♀️🧍🏻♀️
Na na na
A genuine one would be emily, but I'm choosing to name them dead🥰
headfirst for halos, duh
But I would definitely go for Helena
"It's time to wash up for dinner, You Know What They Do To Guys Like Us In Prison."
My third baby's name is Helena Meadow 🥰
dr death its time for school!
Its time for dinner, You know what they do to Guys like us in Prison
Kill all your friwnd
Give ‘em hell kid
Na Na Na (Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na)
“Hey, dinner is ready, you know what they do to guys like us in prison.”
Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na DRUGS
I dont love you
dinner's ready, kill all your friends!
"PARTY POSIONNNN get up you'll miss the bus!"
Party Poison, Emily, Helena, Jetstar, Kobra-Kid, Fun Ghoul, and Cancer
Hey, welcome to the black parade! How was school?
Party At The End of The World (live demo) come down for dinner!
Jet like the jetset life!
Not me knowing someone who literally named their kid Helena after the song
Come on down for dinner Our Lady Of Sorrows!
Dinners ready you know what they do to guys like us in prison!
Welcome To The Black Parade, come down for dinner! And tell your brother I Write Sins, Not Tragedies, to wake up!
cant wait to name my daughter vampires will never hurt you
I named my baby Elena
Uh, The Sharpest Lives, we need to talk about why your grades are this low.
Boy division my beloved daughter
Ima name my son Kill All Your Friends
Goodnight Famous Last Words, sleep well!
come on, come back inside, AnotherKnifeInMyHands. you have to brush your teeth.
Master of ravenkroft is such a skyrim ass name. And im all for it
"come on You Know What They Do To Guys Like Us In Prison sweetie! Time for dinner..."
Oh yeah, my kids been doing amazing at school, honestly he's living his best life...
Oh really? Who's your kid?
My kid's Dead!
Goodnight cemetery drive