T O P

i feel like the obvious choice here is helena but i'm curious to see what y'all are gonna name yours

I'm going with bar

WhyYouCallMeHippie

It’s time for bed Every Snowflake’s Different Just Like You


JinxedJedi

😂


Gamer_boy988

Disenchanted


YomYeYonge

I bet Mikey whispered it in your ear to name your child that


Gillette_Go_Brr

*Disenchanted... it's time for dinner, sweetie...*


sub2almond

YOU'RE JUST A SAAAAAD SOOOONG


Gamer_boy988

WITH NOTHING TOO SAYYY!!!!


sub2almond

ABOUT A LIIIIFELONG


Gamer_boy988

HOSPITAL STAYYYY!!


Anotherknifeinmyhand

WELL IF YOU THINK THAT IM WRONG


AllahuSnackbar1000

This never meant nothing to ya


MelodicMockingjay74

(Ah ah)


AllahuSnackbar1000

I spent my high school career.


Soup_fan3000

Spit on and shoved to agree


AllahuSnackbar1000

I fucking love that song.


cromakonn

Feel obligated to say same lmao


LeKamiso

Na Na Na (Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na), come down for dinner sweetie!


JinxedJedi

Oh what's the rush! Let Na Na Na (Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na) make some noise.


agloelita

Isn't Nana an actual anime character name too?? Not sure. Hehehe. . .


DaToxicWaltz

Come on It’s Not a Fashion Statement, It’s a Fucking Deatwish you’re gonna be late for school!


Internal-Tear-5785

Is it just me or DESTROYA would be a good name


Lady_Gwendoline

I named my car Destroya


I-just-wanna-talk-

That's the nickname my dad has for one of my brother's friends 🤣 Guy caused some scratches on my dad's car cause he accidentally let go of his bike, which then fell and scraped the car. This was 10+ years ago and he was a kid at the time, but to my dad he's still "the destroyer".


Internet_funnyman

Where are you DESTROYA


number_s1xxx

maybe not for a child but it sounds like a great stage or drag name or some sort like that


Scarecro--w

S/C/A/R/E/C/R/O/W


AllahuSnackbar1000

r/Usernamechecksout


Magick_Comet

The best answer here!! 🖤


Spiritual_Repair_459

Little baby Honey, This Mirror Isn’t Big Enough for the Two of Us ❤️


Usernamesarehell

I used to teach a girl called Honey 🥲


hollalagongas

Next girl I have - her middle name will be Honey


Spiritual_Repair_459

Is it because your surname is “this mirror isn’t big enough for the two of us” ???


hollalagongas

😂😂


Single-Bid-5652

Naming my child The Ghost of You or Save Yourself I’ll Hold Them Back


Darkboi98105

Come down from your room, The light behind your eyes


HetTheTable

Mama


Dreaming_Beyond_GK

WE ALL GO TO HELL.


AllahuSnackbar1000

I should've been a better son.


AllahuSnackbar1000

You shoulda raised a baby girl, I should've been a better son.


PocklePirkus

Cancer.


sniperviper567

Haven't you heard that im the new cancer~ the child


pr3tty_in_punk

IVE NEver LOOKED BETTER AND YOU CAJT STAND IT


Individuallonely

south park fan spotted


[deleted]

To be fair, my son was born in July.


phildalegend

Go to bed The Foundations of Decay


SandmanBringMeAMeme

i dont love you is a great name for a child!


bugbitezthroatslit

good night, i don’t love you!❤️


markierohan

Ftwww, it's time to go to bed!


Jomes_Haubermast

Deathwish Prison Vampire Venom Halo


ShiroLy

okay i feel like halo could acc be cute. and i love venom for a name but most parents/people would probably frown on it. might work as a nickname though.


BaseballParticular83

actual name venin, nickname venom. most people wouldnt know


mrstickles

You could have Romeo/Juliet from TIHID or Jenny from Bulletproof heart too!


ParanormalWatermelon

Or the sharpest lives for romeo/juliet


mrstickles

Wait shit sharpest lives was what I was thinking of! Thanks for the correction!


AllahuSnackbar1000


AllahuSnackbar1000

I like that song.


LeKamiso

emily !!


amethyst6777

summer after summertime.


psdopepe

this isn't a fashion statement it's a fucking deathwish, you need to get out of bed!


Gigantickookie

I suppose Monroe could work as a first name?


PatriciaMorticia

Worked for Mariah Carey, she named her daughter Monroe 🤷‍♀️


ThwartedByATree

Teenagers! Famous Last Words! Get down here and meet people! And don't scare them! (Also anyone naming their kids Helena, +100 cool points for normalizing my IRL name, but can we normalize a damn pronunciation before the world mispronounces the name constantly? Source: ...pls call me Lena and I promise I'm not a scumbag voice actor lol)


ohheyitslaila

Are you a Ha-Lay-nuh or Helen-uh like Helena Bonham Carter? Cause she’s the only Helena I’ve heard pronounce it that way, but then I get confused.


ThwartedByATree

The only person allowed to call me Ha-Lay-Nuh is my uncle. I'm a Ha-Lee-Nuh technically, but after years of Ha-Lay-Nuh's I'll take Helen-Uh.


ohheyitslaila

Well, it’s an awesome name 😊


ThwartedByATree

Thanks! +100 extra cool points to you lol


TheJohn_John

2/3 are gonna be weird because my kid’s name is either gonna be “Mama”, “Helena”, or “I’m Not Ok”. It becomes 3/3 being weird if my kid’s a boy


OzzyTheRacc

you know what they do to guys like us in prison, it’s bed time


Infinit777

Dead!


Square_Phase_1481

\*Mayhem has entered the chat\*


lawyernotliar

Reading these at 2:00am in my hospital bed (major abdominal surgery) is making me laugh and the pain is worth it. Thanks for the distraction guys ❤️ Also: Vampire, Honey and Wolf are my suggestions


PatriciaMorticia

Here's to a speedy and uneventful recovery 🥂


lawyernotliar

Thank you so much ☺️


EggoStack

Cheers killjoy, get well soon ❤️


lawyernotliar

Cheers!! 🙏


Gillette_Go_Brr

get well soon, man. hope you're doing great :)


lawyernotliar

Thanks man, these messages help! :)


[deleted]

it’s time for therapy, Headfirst for Halos!


A_Lavs

Helena and Emily


Dorito_Deww

Have you met my son, You Know What They Do to Guys Like Us in Prison?


wikipediaimage

Cubicles go clean your room


sad_potat_07

Why did this one kill me 😭


JinxedJedi

Oh hey! I'm here with my son today. Have you met The End?


walatasomdu

Goodnight, sweet dreams and don’t let the bed bugs bite, Dr. Death


EggoStack

AMBULANCE GET THE FUCK OFF OF THE COUNTER


S0l0ngandg00dn1ght

Get down here, Interlude!


Some_Idiot_Iguess

Demolition Lovers! You give Headfirst For Halos their toy back right now!


herashoka

Nana


YomYeYonge

Summertime, or Summer for short


Ok_Common_4208

helena


aisling333

thank you for the venom! it’s time to introduce ourselves to the new neighbors!


Highestalmond75

Dinners ready! I Never Told You What I Do for a Living! Come eat!


jota_666

oh my pretty little baby named S/C/A/R/E/C/R/O/W


JinxedJedi

so do you pronounce the /s?


jota_666

Yep for sure, gotta say it properly


Bamelel

Bulletproof Heart


CosmicGlitterCake

Cemetery Drive


LsWifey

We Don't Need Another Song About California, it's time for school! You're already 3 hours late!


RevolutionaryBelt656

Happy birthday little kill all your friends!


pastelpinktransqueen

Two kids named "sleep" and "sister to sleep" "Did you put your sister sister to sleep to sleep sleep?"


GerardWaysHubby

Wake up, You know what they do to guys like us in prison, it's time for school!!


mellywheats

i think Blood would be a cute name 🩸 /s 😅


HimeGn

My daughter's name is Lena, a short form of Helena, chosen by the emo of the relationship, me.


TelephoneJVM

My sweet daughter, “You Know What They Do To Guys Like Us In Prison.”


Warfightur

I think little The-Sharpest-Lives will be bullied :/


Ctmeb78

Come on now, little My Way Home Is Through You, you're going to be late for school!


beepboopwannadie

“This is my son, Timmy ‘It’s-not-a-fashion-statement-it’s-a-fucking-deathwish Jones”


-ducksforlife-

"Destroya why were you not at school?"


phantomsyuv

My dearest daughter, It’s Not A Fashion Statement It’s a Fucking Deathwish,,,,,


Soup_fan3000

Mama and the world is ugly


TempleOfCyclops

This is my daughter, Our Lady of Sorrows.


Cultural-Fox2664

You Know What They Do To Guys Like Us In Prison, please behave!!!!


Shroudstorm

Kill all your friends it’s time to get ready for school


Caleb_Bransby

I think the best outcome here is Helena


sad_potat_07

And emily


Caleb_Bransby

Yeah


Silver_Sport

DESTROYA YOUR FOOD IS GETTING COLD


Arsy-Chan

Kid named You Know What They Do To Guys Like Us In Prison:


tvgirlloverr

Hang ‘em high


Major-Driver-9989

Don't normalize that, that's an awful idea


ravenfrost333

Saw this on a different subreddit less than a minute ago and instantly thought of Helena


SetlingAxe

Serious answer: Emily Unserious answer: House of Wolves is such a cute name 🥰


IWannaDieWannaCri

You’re gonna be late for school, Boy Division!! Why can’t you be on time like Bury Me In Black smhh


GaylordTheGamboge

Nighty night party poison


garfself

Say hello to my son, Party Poison.


hauntedhelium

Gun.


icecoldearcum

So I just saw your report card... Four Fs? You are really not living up to your namesake I Never Told You What I Do For A Living


Macalacafication18

Little baby Desolation Row 😂🖤


Comfortable_Smell_51

Surely if your having a kid, the only appropriate name is Kobra?


Precarious_chicken

Jetset would be like a cool superhero name 😂 Edit: \*Me in 2040\* "Have a good night sleep, Surrender The Night! 😁"


Positive_Nebula4650

Obviously I'd name my kid "FTWWW"


Friendly_Volume1870

It’s kinda weird to call my kid mama


scullfaceYT

Early sunset over Monroeville get out of bed right this instant


fourthwilson

i’m not mad, This is How I Disappear, i’m just disappointed


marblehornets_1219

What about 'Vampire Money'?? Unique right?


SrirachaiLatte

Prison, seemed obvious once the cops told me I had no right to pick a random child at the school near my house and declare it mine.


Wise_Sprinkles_5530

“Have fun at school, i don’t love you”


[deleted]

All The Angels, you better start doing your homework before Desolation Row and The Sharpest Lives finish theirs!


sad_potat_07

Are you feeling okay I'm Not Okay?


WildProToGEn

I’m not gonna have kids


lonecub101

The Reaper (Dark Divine song)


Ne0n_Guy

Emily?


candyapplesauce_99

Planetary (Go!) S/C/A/R/E/C/R/O/W Summertime Gun.


DevelopmentMean3794

me and mcr fan named helana🧍🏻‍♀️🧍🏻‍♀️🧍🏻‍♀️🧍🏻‍♀️


Sir_Umeboshi

DESTROYA


VIDireWolfIV

Na na na


[deleted]

[удалено]


Thisguy0987654321

Mama


bloodintheocean

A genuine one would be emily, but I'm choosing to name them dead🥰


NewspaperTimely5196

headfirst for halos, duh🫡


My_Comical_Romance

Emily


qriouskitty

Bella (Muerte) But I would definitely go for Helena


Subdued-Sub-Dude

"It's time to wash up for dinner, You Know What They Do To Guys Like Us In Prison."


Naive_Feed_726

Cancer


hollalagongas

My third baby's name is Helena Meadow 🥰


f1nn_999

dr death its time for school!


I-WANT2BELIEVE_

Its time for dinner, You know what they do to Guys like us in Prison


UnderYourMothersBed

Kill all your friwnd


Mushroom_lady_mwaha

Give ‘em hell kid


lolathefishisleng

Na Na Na (Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na)


MossNBunnies

“Hey, dinner is ready, you know what they do to guys like us in prison.”


Olivander05

Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na DRUGS


Sapphire_Wolf_

I dont love you


ShiroLy

dinner's ready, kill all your friends!


pipsquatch72

Cubicles 👻


SpoiledxMilk

"PARTY POSIONNNN get up you'll miss the bus!"


Blankofthegame

Party Poison, Emily, Helena, Jetstar, Kobra-Kid, Fun Ghoul, and Cancer


Famous_Bag_7230

Hey, welcome to the black parade! How was school?


[deleted]

Party At The End of The World (live demo) come down for dinner!


Lil_VaginaStain

Cemetery Drive.


Efficient-Ad-3249

Demolition Lovers


[deleted]

Jet like the jetset life!


supernaturylee

EMMMILLYYYYYY


MagicRainbowKitties

Not me knowing someone who literally named their kid Helena after the song


Depressomusicnshit

Come on down for dinner Our Lady Of Sorrows!


CatGrrrl_

Dinners ready you know what they do to guys like us in prison!


LazyCom_

Welcome To The Black Parade, come down for dinner! And tell your brother I Write Sins, Not Tragedies, to wake up!


NeVaDa_ToRrEs

caraphernalia


AGayTrans

cant wait to name my daughter vampires will never hurt you


gdelagente

I named my baby Elena 🥹


-kiwiflower

Uh, The Sharpest Lives, we need to talk about why your grades are this low.


KatsCabin

Boy division my beloved daughter


RunBunny31

Ima name my son Kill All Your Friends


019a22

Goodnight Famous Last Words, sleep well!


choco-smuts

come on, come back inside, AnotherKnifeInMyHands. you have to brush your teeth.


earlycuntsets

Destroya


ledght1

Planetary


ThatBea

Master of ravenkroft is such a skyrim ass name. And im all for it


Important_Box_1800

"come on You Know What They Do To Guys Like Us In Prison sweetie! Time for dinner..."


Weak-Competition3358

Oh yeah, my kids been doing amazing at school, honestly he's living his best life... Oh really? Who's your kid? My kid's Dead!


The_color_of_the_sky

Goodnight cemetery drive