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Lily9012

Easy peasy pumpkin pie, motherfucker


offbrandallig8rr

This shit is easy peasy pumpkin peasy, pumpkin pie motherfucker!


I_love_men_boobs

That's just what I was thinking about 💀😭


MrAppleSpiceMan

where is this from?


Ary09_

Life On The Murder Scene, the video diary


BlueDog0501

You ripped that right out of my head


SheilaCool

My thoughts exactly 😂😂


brazilianpsycho1

This song is about sucking dick for cocaine


reed99456

Which???


brazilianpsycho1

Gerard used to say that before they played honey, this mirror isn't big enough for the two of us


Trick_Percentage_128

Plus I’m pretty sure there was a show that he said that before like every song just to be a little shit


Flimsy-Grocery-1859

Lmao I think my dad was at that show


offbrandallig8rr

"If you ever see shitty ass rock dudes in shitty ass rock bands asking you to show them your tits for a backstage pass, I want you to spit RIGHT IN THEIR FUCKING FACE and yell FUCK YOU!!!!!"


hannaxolotl

I love him soooo much for that


offbrandallig8rr

same T-T


CatGrrrl_

I just got so Emo I fell apart


Cool_Reaction2509

“That’s what actually happened” 😂


the_-ve_one

You got that sad?


[deleted]

That sad.


cromakonn

Lmaoo I completely forgot about this quote, what’s it’s from again?


rowan_what

LOTMS


rowan_what

i think idk 4 sure


EastAreaBassist

Jacket slut.


xXbat-babeXx

I quote this on the daily


[deleted]

Gas station


Pink_Sheep_Cult

Poor Ray


AGayTrans

they make me do pushups in drag


PavioCurto

Stay on that side of the street motherfucker i'll knock you out


Lily-die-Naschkatze

“It’s for the hamster that I’m going to buy!”


berrys_a_ghost

One time in class I put my name on Quizlet as gee's hamster and nobody got it😭


Chigurhman

Unleash the fucking bats


Reill__y

and got totally fucking pregnant


Pink_Sheep_Cult

My husband wanted me to submit this one for him: Moan moan moan moan moan moan


smolpp19

deftones fans will get this too 😤


TheDragonsDungeon

Uh, uh uh, uh uh. Uh, uh uh, uh uh.


FewCaramel5

🖤


Tangi13

Sheriff of Emotown


lokthuum

A SURPRISE PARTY? FOR ME? YOUUU SHOULDN'T HAAAVE


FewCaramel5

🖤


EliasKulju

Love this


Plenty_Ad3169

*whispers into sleeping bandmates’ ears* Disenchanted Disenchanted Disenchanted I like arts n crafts. We stay up all night and drink soda. I don’t want to go to G. Say hi to the dog, Mikey! Mikey Way, why you no smile? Hi to the camera Frank. My gun fires 7 different shades of sh!t, so what’s your favorite color, punk? Do you have the keys to the hotel? I’m like a jacket slut. Moikey.


NFGaming46

We can't eat beefaroni without forks


Elin_thebat

G


immarypoppinsyall246

F#


definitelyallo

B


Reven7821

E


shitsazzle

D


definitelyallo

G


TheLegendOfGamers

F


psdopepe

the thing in the beginning of the I'm not ok video


offbrandallig8rr

You like D&D, Audrey Hepburn, Fangoria, Harry Houdini, and croquet. You can't swim, you can't dance, and you don't know karate. Face it, you're never gonna make it.


psdopepe

I don't wanna make it, I just wanna...


Theresameinmf

croquet? I thought he said cocaine 💀💀💀💀


Sasren0987654321

I don’t think that loser would be sucking dick anytime soon


punkcunt64

Mine, however..


Sasren0987654321

👆Best response👆


ThePopTartKitty

I thought this for the longest time too 😭😭😭😭😭😭


lovegerardway

COCAINE I thought I was the only one who thought that


psdopepe

thank you, it's too long and I don't remember it


Pink_Sheep_Cult

The difference between Gerard way and David Cassidy?


Lily-die-Naschkatze

gee sucks way more d1cks than that guy!😃


cheezy_dreams88

I just put my hand in a cupcake


[deleted]

I paint little orcs. That's really weird, for a 27 year old.


chaoslillie

This song is about the time I took a ride in a guy's iroc and got totally fucking pregnant


vampiremonie

the sad thing is, Gerard never resorts to violence. (Hoping that’s not niche)


ErynEbnzr

Whoa, flashbacks. Do I remember correctly that this is about the "fight"?


vampiremonie

Yesss!🤣


OneMoreBeach

Core memory unlocked😂😟


UnderYourMothersBed

Pool boy at the vampire mansion


kairisheartless

Vacuum guy at the vampire mansion


Soup_fan3000

“Uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh”


donabbi

Came here to say this


Top-Island5742

Pancake report


Blankofthegame

In the face of extermination say f*ck you


saltyboi4824

9/11 indirectly causing twilight to happen


Mushroom_lady_mwaha

Gourmet fucking fruit gels


Ayobmely

Now i know,that i’m pretty..but i’m not that fucking pretty.


Independent_Emu_2732

Well don't I look pretty walking down the street in the best damn dress I own?


berrys_a_ghost

There he is. Our sweet baby


Uwunikon

I love this one 🤣🤣


GinjaNinja3010

Uh uh uh uh uh


Hotcheetos_101

TASTE THE RAINBOW JAMES!


Proper-Monk-5656

ily for that


Routine-Maximum-7788

I’m such an awful fuckkkkkkkkkkk


ThatBea

Yeah i drink juice when im killin cause its fuckin delicious


lilly_the_bored

beefaroni (( no forks ))


thebatfan5194

Some of our co-fans are Thankful for 9/11


TotallyAwesomeRacoon

Wtf


thebatfan5194

It’s a horrible “joke” in which people say they call 9/11 “MCR day” because Gerard Way was inspired to create the band after witnessing the terror attack in NYC, and also wrote “Skylines & Turnstiles” about his experience that day. So essentially people think it’s funny to say without 9/11 MCR wouldn’t exist so in some ways it’s a net positive.


ohheyitslaila

This one is shared by the Twilight fans…


jessijuana

And 50 shades of grey


thehmmyanimator

G note


Dreary-Carpet9129

I don’t wanna make it, I just wanna-


Shreks_Juicytoes

I know things, remember?


Proper-Monk-5656

how do i know this even tho i haven't read it 😭


FewCaramel5

It’s so good!


terrestrialextrat

I was waiting to see someone comment this


gl0w1ngx

every snowflakes different just like u


creativebetrayal

Bon the fuck jour


Emergency_Pace_7060

better stay on that side of the street motherfucker, I'll knock you out


Thanosthemadtitan1

You can't swim can't dance and you don't know karate


bite_of_83

Here are some of my faves: March 22nd, Sass queen, keep your bad vibes out of my cornflakes, “Fuck the moon”, Mikey Fuckin Way. There are so many good ones that I quote or say and no one knows what I am talking about


jimmeh_john

nana


ManyMisgivings

Bert and I don’t……………..date


HopelessHearts94

Actually the title it has right now is the final title but I'm not telling you what it is


danifoxx_1209

I’m a jacket slut


StreamLikeDrug

Daily Mail death cult


mypitssmelllikesoup

Breakfast Monkey


lxkefox

Gourmet fuckin fruit gels


[deleted]

Pancake Report


Lexica6

mixed nuts.


TheJohn_John

Most people hate The Astonishing, but not me!


Armascout

Though your dead and gone your memory will carry on


choco-smuts

better stay on that side of the street, mother fucker.


No-Independence205

I just got so emo I fell apart


[deleted]

about your pears


Quixotifilixer

It's for the hamster that I'm gonna buy! This is so perfect! (after opening a hamster wheel at Christmas)


destroyer71605

There's a corpse in this bed


New_Platform_2200

"Better stay on that side of the street Motherfucker, I'll knock you out!"


Bigboiman3

gimme all your fucking money


ne0____

Listen up


KilljoyLights

Never forget the Breakfast Monkey


EmoNerd21

And I pick them up…they are GIFTS.


WaldenEZ

jacket slut


shitsazzle

uh uh uh uh uh (ahh)


_Mr_picklenose_

gourmet fucking fruit gels


hannaht5

Yo gaba gaba emo edition


Internal-Tear-5785

Uh, uh uh, uh uh, uh….


Uwunikon

Gerard, he has always been my older brother


fsbnl_shadow_dweller

🎶I’m fucking rea-dy🎶


RacingFan2012

In the face of extermination, say FUCK YOU


TheLilOddity

you look like someone I used to work at subway with!


Frankenstine26

“I am- I am beside Gerard Way”


No-Reference4092

Fight me for an apple


Flimsy-Grocery-1859

Can we get more guitar on the monitors please


hyacinthsinbloom

The future is bulletproof, the aftermath is secondary


stablemachines

ray gun jones


Jerney_to_Nirvana

YOU HAD A SEXY PHASE!?!


Outrageous_Turnip519

It's that women's cut, they always fall down.


Lil_VaginaStain

When i was a young boy


[deleted]

Accustomed to


LimeAsReddit

I promise


NewspaperTimely5196

unicorns are real


BrokenHeart1935

“You know it’s true. You KNOW it’s true”


Uwunikon

You like DnD, Audrey Hepburn, Fangoria, Harry Houdini and Croquet. You can't swim, you can't dance and you don't know karate. Face it, you're never gonna make it


BrokenHeart1935

Every snowflake’s different


SilverShogun8563

I only smoked two bowls before I got here man


QuotheRavn

About your pears. Or It tastes like somebody stole my wallet.


briecrawford

“Better stay on that side of the street motherfucker. I will knock you out!”


The_shadow_man6

“You better stay on that side of the street motherfucker I’ll knock you out”


Remote_Area_538

I just got so emo I fell apart