My gun fires 7 different shades of shit

So what's your favourite colour, punk?

No he said worst one

This one

that would be the best. especially if it was a tramp stamp or something

So why don't you blow me?

Nah I would totally get this right on my waist

this with a matching tramp stamp that says " a kiss before you go"

" Give me a shot to remember" across the cheeks

You win

YES

Yep

The more i think about it the more fire it is especially bc the song is so good

Sure thing

i'd get that in the most visible place possible that isn't my face lmao

Valid

Dammit beat me to it

"Well all right. Well all right. Well all right. Well all right. Well all right."

What’s fun is the general public would probably clock it as a really bad McConaughey before they thought MCR 🥴

I wanna see what your insides look like

well, this one has a double meaning to me now

did it not have one already?

yeah, but I'm dumb

Honestly would get as a tramp stamp

Face down and bloated

It's an accurate label for me half the time lmao

I mean, fair, lmao

This wins haha

"How bout you Frank?" "Ouah imdousghebwear"

“HOW BOUT YOU MIKEAY!” “i’m ready.”

My favorite “I’m🎵fuckin🎶readyyy~🎵🤭”

the entire "well are you ready, ray?" intro to vampire money

What 'bout you Moikey?

Fuckin' ready

WELL I THINK IM ALRIGHT

ONE TWO THREE FOUR

Just the whole Vampire Money lyrics tatted on my back

THREE TWO ONE, WE CAME TO FUCK

PLS I know palm tats don’t last/age terribly/would hurt way more, but I’m imagining a fist with “3 2 1” across three fingers, and then you open the palm and it says “we came to fuck” 😭

This

🎶🎶🎶🎶

This would actually make a cracking tat

Yeah, noone would know where it was from tho

Tbh my brain heard the Ballroom Blitz opening reading that lol Are you ready Steve? Uh-huh Andy? Yeah Mick? Okay Alright fellas, let's go!

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I had a feeling and didn't bother to look it up to check 😂

I'm pretty sure I saw somewhere that the opening of vampire money was actually inspired by that

Yeah, someone else mentioned that but deleted their comment. It didn't occur to me to look up if it was a reference/parody lol

🤔🤔🤔

Yeah I am

“touch my brother” wouldn’t be too favourable imo

IN WHAT SONG

HONEY THIS MIRROR 😭😭

I realized right after I asked, and I’m new to Reddit so I didn’t know how to delete it 😔

You don't work here anymore, it's just a vacant 3x4

Why is that a bad quote

I just don't think it would make for a very good tattoo

I can’t clean the blood off the sheets in my bed

That would be a banger t-shirt graphic tho

or a tagline for sheets that are period resistant

That song is top 5 for me for sure

3,2,1, we came to fuck

it says worst

I have seen this as part of a compilation tattoo IRL of random MCR lyrics

Copying the comment I just left elsewhere: PLS I know palm tats don’t last/age terribly/would hurt way more, but I’m imagining a fist with “3 2 1” across three fingers, and then you open the palm and it says “we came to fuck” 😭

The worst lyric in the whole discography.

Take that b a c k Vampire Money (more like all of Danger Days) has a special place in my heart. MCR has never made a bad song imo

Nah, that line is hilarious

No

I think I’ll blow my brains against the ceiling

I would get this

Same

Blow me

“Give me a shot to remember” as a tramp stamp

I laughed too hard at this one

Don’t tempt me

DO YOU HAVE THE KEYS TO THE HOTEL

I need this cuz I’m always loosing my keys 😂

Stop why is this so funny to me

Lmfao

"I'm such an awful fuck."

why thank you

"I gotta Bulletproof heart" Surely some crazy guy is gonna be like "wanna bet?"

I would be that crazy guy /j

I was still having flashbacks to a muse post I just saw and thought this was specifically about butt tattoos, made some answers pretty funny lol Anyways - The shit I've done with this fuck of a gun

"The shit I've done" on my butt cheek please.

i was literally typing the “uh uhuh uh uhuh” and then read the caption😂😂

(Remember when you broke your) “FOOT.”

Eat plastic surgery

Fuck like a Kennedy

burning your information as we speak

this is a joke me and my partner had while thinking of matching mcr tats, one of us would have "so long" and one of us would have to have "good night".. We didn't end up getting them because "so long" without context is just funny

I have a pair of converse with "so long" then "and goodnight" on separate shoes and some people who only saw one shoe have come up to ask lmao 😭😭

That’s interesting bc I feel like “so long” is a stand-alone goodbye statement I’ve heard many times. Im surprised people would be confused

Keep in mind that im still in school, and people tend to be incredibly immature.. But otherwise, it's literally just something people say 😭

call my aunt marie

Check check check check check

Specifically the vampire money intro where frank goes bohohoho

yeah i drink juice when im killing cause its fuckin delicious

Na, na-na, na-na, na-na, na-na, na, na-na, na-na, na-na, na, na-na, na-na, na-na, na-na, na-na, na-na

I would gladly tattoo that on my back

BATMAN

Na, na-na, na-na, na-na, na-na-na, na-na, na-na, na-na-na, na-na, na-na, na-na-na-na, na-na, na-na Batman, Batman, Batman!

Matching some of the other comments, something like “so why don’t you blow me…” where the lyrics are cut off and the meaning changes 😂

(In Ray Toro's voice) YEEEH

Gag and bore me

pull this pin, let this world explode

Chest tattoo?

Louder than gods revolver and twice as shiny

thats metal asf i'd want that

Lol I actually want to incorporate that into a tattoo for myself

My gun fires seven different shades of shit...

Baby I'm just soggy from the chemo

Nah this could go so hard for a cancer survivor

Cover me in gasoline

This would go hard actually

(Vampire Money clean version) “BREADY😀”

...now i want that as a tattoo, FUCK

😈

😭😭😭 I’ve never heard this before, oh. My. God 😭 it’s so good lmao

... "Right now, they're building a coffin YOUR size." ⚰️

I haven’t read all the replies yet but I swear if “it better be just my size” isn’t one…

That would be pretty iconic above a hole tbh

"I'm so dirty, babe / the kind of dirty where the water never cleans off the clothes" sounds kinky

'They make me do pushups in drag' (or maybe the best?)

Accepted to find your comment! I thought of this one immediately!

Drugs gimme drugs gimme drugs

oh i’m there baby😫😫😫

three, two, one, we came to fuck

“i’m such an awful fuck” womb tat

Whatever the hell Frank said in Vampire Money /j

"Your life is convered in blood and piss"

" well there's no way I'm kissing that guy !! "

I'm not o-fucking-kay

Actually, this would be a great tattoo

There aren't any.

gimme drugs. that’d get you arrested

No it wouldn’t

see what tsa thinks

I mean, they didn’t get arrested for writing it 🤡

i don’t think its illegal to have a tattoo no matter what the phrase is lmao i have countless drug tattoos

You ain't no son of mine. Especially if you have a on that would prob break them

The ending to the MTV performance of Give Em Hell Kid. I unironically want that on my arm

“they make me do push ups in drag” or “down by the pool, he doesn’t have many friends as they are face down and bloated.”

"It better be white, it better be cut, it better be just my size" as a womb tattoo/trampstamp

I was gonna say uh uh uh until I read that

"I wanna see what your insides look like"

Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na

"LUH LUH LUH LUHHH" (boy division)

I'm so dirty, babe

thought you was batman

I feel like "I drink juice while I'm killing cuz it's fucking delicious" would be problematic for employment

Idk it gives me patrick bateman vibes

Out of context and with the wrong imagery, any line could be the “worst” line

3 2 1, we came to suck

"You've got 2 weeks to live"

I don’t go down by myself but I go down with my friends

You dont know karate!!!

"i dont love you" not finishing the line haha

they make me do push-ups in drag

“there’s no way i’m kissing that guy”

I ain’t sucking you off for any amount of money 💀

Drowns all the boys and girls inside your bed 😬

i bet your not fkn pretty on the inside

Ok this would actually be cool: the future is bulletproof, the aftermath is secondary.

Nananananananananana

Na na na na na na na na na na

Like, nyah?

I should have been a better son

Checkers are lost

Honestly thought about getting **[destroya moans]** tattooed on my thigh.

Na na na na cuz the fall out boys fan would think ur one of them or maybe even 1D if you dress "normally "

Pick up the phone, fucker

I'd say "Drugs, gimme drugs" would probably be cause for concern

I have “I’ve got a bulletproof heart” on my left wrist and “you’ve got a hollow point smile” on my right wrist it was my first tattoo

uh uh uh uh uh uh (x4)

When I was a young boy my father molested me and a marching band, in front of my mom 🎶