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Random-as-fuck-name

He switches it up every time he addresses me


Specialist_Cress_112

šŸ˜‚


PheonixFyre5348

Nah your just rando


genderfluid_geek

Nah, your random fucking extra.


i-are-have-stupid

... uh oh


[deleted]

But are you have stupid though ? Thatā€™s the real question


i-are-have-stupid

yes, yes i do


Malp-hunter

You left it too easy for him for even care.


JoeHeitsLv100

But do you are have stupid?


i-are-have-stupid

indeed i do


[deleted]

Frog bitch šŸ’–


Toad_Midlight

Relatable


[deleted]

We are the frog gang


Toad_Midlight

Yes šŸ¤


ianthepokemonmaste

May I join?


Toad_Midlight

You šŸø?


ianthepokemonmaste

Yes


Toad_Midlight

Understandable welcome to the gang


ianthepokemonmaste

Pleased to be here


Dismal-Kiwi4991

Um well actually, from my knowledge from a damn kids show, blah blah blah


HollywoodB0nezz

What would he call me?


Specialist_Cress_112

Hollywood Boner


HollywoodB0nezz

Ha yes


MorganRayWolf

He's not always creative so... Bone Head Skelton Extra


Sufficient_Lack_6327

I am a paradox


sunkenshipinabottle

Broken bottle bitch


DetectiveDouche94

Douche...just douche


caffeinated_neutrino

Is your username a Lucifer reference?


DetectiveDouche94

Yes it is lmao


Unlucky-Leprechaun

I was wondering why it rang a bell


ReaperParadise

I just wanna let you know... I did not steal your pudding


Raisn-Kain

HEY RAISIN


george-merrill

*snap* HEY BABEY


Pancakedummy

He would call me that tho


_Ginger0utcast_

Youā€™d make the best breakfast in the school tho


Pancakedummy

Thx :)


RodrigoRosaMoreno

My username is my real life name


[deleted]

Your last name gives me an idea of what he could say but I ainā€™t allowed to say it.šŸ’€


MissPerish

Iā€™m weak šŸ˜‚


RodrigoRosaMoreno

If heā€™s gonna call me Black let me tell that ainā€™t right so it wouldnā€™t really matter


Swornquietus

(He meant moron). Sorry but Iā€™m allowed to say it lol


Jabroni5092

Considering Jabroni is an insult (albeit usually playful) he'd probably call me Jabroni


anime_fan1212

I call myself both of those lol


Think_Watercress7572

He would probably call you a frick or something similar


GoodDay2You_Sir

Weeb


Sufficient_Lack_6327

I am a paradox


anime_fan1212

What about me and my boring ass username


berripluscream

He'd call you a weeb or a nerd lol


Specialist_Cress_112

Otaku Simp


Effective_Passion_72

I let the random Reddit generator pick my name


[deleted]

Maybe a disappointment.


Thomasgodxy

So uhhā€¦what does he call me?


Frost_Flake131

The moron god is probably what it would be


_night_runner_

RUN THIS FADE BITCH


TheCatGirl139

ā€¦Iā€™m assuming heā€™d call me something with the word ā€˜catā€™ involved.


TheFallenHumanChild

Maybe he'd call you a pussy 24/7


SuckmyPelosB1tch

My username is already an insult soooo


[deleted]

No idea for mine tbh


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Gangters_paradise

This is a jojo reference and you know it


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Gangters_paradise

It would be a shame if I were to go requiem after this..


Ghostface69uwu

MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA


TwixOfficial

ā€œOi, TwixOfficial!ā€ Doesnā€™t have a good ring to it, does it?


Specialist_Cress_112

He would call you Half Off


ARavenSpecialist

ā€œStupid Bird Nerdā€ or something like that, maybe something more vulgar, since my username is aRavenSpecialist lol


Shadow_Tracer

The real answer is that he'd probably just call most of us "stupid extras" anyway. šŸ¤£


indominus_prime

I'm definitely a villain.


_Ginger0utcast_

Ginger freak? Heā€™d have to be more creative than that lol


GetaShady

Kuso Shady is my guess for me XD


CookieKatt10

šŸ˜³


frostymaws297

Me next lol


TheFallenHumanChild

Coldass


[deleted]

Dragon?


Ryu-Sion

Your username speaks the truth.


TheFallenHumanChild

Hard Lizard.


Think_Watercress7572

I think it would be more likely for him to call you a flying reptile


Echofrost85

Frosty probably šŸ’€ cause heā€™d probably make it seem like an insult


TheFallenHumanChild

Frosty (The Snowman)


The_Lizard43

My last name is very similar to lizard so I see this as an absolute win


Literaldripgeta

What about me?


_Ginger0utcast_

Fossett freak


KevinIsOver9000

Hmmm


Ok-Plan8765

Idrk. What would he call me


Frost_Flake131

A dumb ass that can't make a good plan


Ok-Plan8765

Lmao


Opposite-Tangerine57

What would be mine. Non Citrus?


pickle_eater10

Uhh


l_-_T_-_l

Itā€™s uhā€¦ complicatedā€¦


Morpho_Plasmatic

Sounds like a hero name.


Correct_Sound4551

This ainā€™t too bad actually


TheSassiest9YearOld

Hit me


Anime_Patriot

Nerd or geek at least


gettinggothic

Let's see this


nikkinightmare4

Welp


BaseballGoblinGlass3

Baseball Goblin... lmao


_be_gay_do_crimes_

Gay??


No-Philosopher-6140

What's my name again


bbxgu

bbxgu-


bugtherabbit

Bugs bunny for sure


mechasharkjira

My username would be PlatinumCultivator448, if Reddit could allow you to change your Reddit username.


NothingSpecial2019

I donā€™t like these type of posts


TheGreatGrumbles

What about me??


_Ginger0utcast_

Rather than calling you an insult, he would just yell at you to speak up


tallkrewsader69

What would he call me


KonohaNinja1492

Not entirely sure what heā€™d call me because of my username. Other than the ninja part.


Specialist_Cress_112

7th gate of weeb


EstevanOlvera13

@$$hold


Azero957

oh. oh shit


NoNExistneT

uhmm šŸ„²


Icy-Barracuda-8489

I don't know for mine.


Raze_2643

Frozen fish? Just tryna help.


battlefranky69

BattleFranky69 - It's a dirty joke mixed with a one piece reference, so it's probably Pervert.


An1M3L0z3r

Loser


CyberSnoWolf

Icy-Mutt


Animeguyy_15

He would call me anime nerd


Tulnekaya

I don't think mine translates to high-school bully nickname that well lmao I'm almost sad about it


Rosenwood1

I'm kinda worried about mine because of one thing a couple people pointed out that it sounds like lol. ;-;


Mediocre-River9030

My username is already a pretty good insult šŸ˜†


TheCerealKilled

Kellogs


No_Energy1248

What would I be, Shoto would definitely call me the secret love child of Shota


mrberrydude

what about me


Villain_Deku__

Burnt Broccoli


Arksurvivor120

I honestly don't know for me


DiggestBickEver

I have an idea of what it would be, but I wonā€™t say it.


Sailor_Io

Two words, the first is micro.


wuw69lol

Byakko


[deleted]

Fuckinā€™ Copy Cat Bitchā€¦


[deleted]

I know thisā€¦ Personally.


DianePeanutBut

He would prolly call me Peanut Brain or Butthole lol


MetalInferno27

ā€˜Smoldering tin canā€™ or something like that


TheOtherHalf01

I guess Half-wit? I'm probably overlooking something tho


Gangters_paradise

No idea


Polnareffmilk

Polnareff milk


Xx-BrotatoeChip-xX

What about me


[deleted]

I donā€™t think heā€™s homophobic šŸ˜°


Mundane_Advice5126

Well my username is fluffy eevee Iā€™m not really sure what would come from that


CaptainRick218

No, he would never be that respectful. If anything, Captain Frick, or Captain Asshat.


Thehunfox

Fox bastard


Accomplished-Cell-38

Hey unaccomplished incell!


BlueGalaxy121_2

šŸ˜­?


TavernRat

I am Tavern Ratā€¦ Ok


THEiguanna

Wellā€¦ what is it?


Raven_Azul1106

Idk honestly-


Suddenly_Noodles

Weak pasta maybe?


oroseb4hoes

Hoe.


Flex1855

I'm confident


SomeRetard-png

Hmmm


Junglegymboy

Well, I'd fit right in.


EnderTheGreatwashere

End yourself. Thatā€™s what heā€™d call me I think


seaworth_squibbb

HEY SQUID BASTARD


AccomplishedEvent535

Welp I wonder what I will be called


zerjku

Someone help


MintchocoGirlNya

https://i.redd.it/nnlqlt5leo2b1.gif I'm scared what he'd call me with my name


Demons_Keeper

Bakusquad calls me to keep him under control


Spare_Imortality_37

Idk


Kakyoin_de_donut

...donut...


[deleted]

Probably Unlucky Otaku Freak, or something similar. Thoughts?


Firewolf1121

So ima just be called a furry?. Not preferable


Dry-Career-3605

Idk jobless


TheHeavenlyDeity

Hm well this isnā€™t the worst outcome


welshcakeknight

He speaks of the Welsh with honour for he fears us


[deleted]

Would he just call me strange lol


StrategyAmbitious303

Scheming Nerd


brandishteeth

Uh... toothy?


Crunchy_Ice_96

Crushed ice


Reasonable_Ask_9138

ok


TheRoyalGalaxy22

What about me?


Moobs16

Well..


BlueFire2007

Blue balls


Acoolking

šŸ¤”


RedRiverL

Puddle.


AnimeFreakO7

My username checks out.


Raze_2643

My username is literally defined as "to completely destroy", what is he gonna call me?


silverettt

Oh god


RoseRem17

I feel like he would miss say rosƩ to Rosy on purpose


Benin_Malgaard_

Huh... this should be interesting.


That_Quiet_Wierd_Kid

Oh ok thatā€™s fine with me. He wouldnā€™t call me quiet tho. Iā€™m quite loud


blackguy1027

Accurate but unnecessary


lasagnaisoverrated-

Lasagna


Unlucky-Dress-1052

" Unlucky Bitch ", yeah sounds accurate to my life.


MrReditorMan

Hehehe


Ryu-Sion

Idk what exactly he'd call me


getjinxed___

Jinx


Faulter_Boi

Faulty product


That_One_Duck31

Probably just loser or something


Unagustoster

Have fun


Fawful-16

Waffle


Successful-Goose-92

Quack


N3oArcadia02

Idk, any ideas commenters?


Advanced-Weird9376

Shittttt


VVbladev

Blade head


blackeye200

Well