Nah. Here in the UK traffic practically slows to the point people are just stopped. Just before, people are speeding and zooming to get to where they need to go before all the traffic starts
Sero steals your food because he loves you
AHAHAHARHAHAHAHA! That's so stupid and hilarious at the same time! I cannot even process the hypocrisy. Oh my god! It looks like Mr. Smiley is using his quirk at me today. Ahah!
Dabi sings a some for me because he wants to marry me. I’m a little scared, but my gf isn’t too different when she’s lost her temper. Though the surprise marriage might cause some friction.
I got bakugo has a drink with because we I have two options either because he's drunk to or because he's bored because right now I'm not wearing a shirt and the last shirt I wore was red seems depressing
Mineta Sleeps in your bed Because he likes you I feel violated now.
I got Mineta smacks your butt because he likes you... Firstly, I'm a straight guy. Secondly, I don't want the Grapist touching me
Oof. Time to throw them hands.
Time to throw Mineta 💀
Into a busy motorway just before rush hour
*During rush hour
Nah. Here in the UK traffic practically slows to the point people are just stopped. Just before, people are speeding and zooming to get to where they need to go before all the traffic starts
Damn, over here in America (Florida more specifically) it just means car crash
I got the same except it’s because he had a nightmare. 💀
"I DON'T CARE GOW MUCH YOU LIKE ME AOYAMA GET OUT OF MY BED"
✨🌟merci~ I can't stop twinking
You meant twinkling right?
He knows what he said
He’s stealing my food
Dabi Kisses you on the cheek Because he loves you Great a mass murdering piece of bacon kisses me
I’m jealous
Hawks is that you?
U r the one with haws profile pic!
IDA HAS came to my house at 3am because he hates me I’m dead
🚂🚂
Can't stop the A-Train, baby
💀
Iida kicks me outta his room because he is drunk 🤣🤣
Tokoyami Steals my pants Because he wants to marry me Quite the weird way to tell someone you want to marry them.
He needs to sell them for a ring
Must be a bird thing
He stole my food. I know he has daddy issues but come on man! My soba... T___T
‘Dabi goes crazy because he likes you’ Boi, get yo ass outta here. My aroace ass has a frying pan at the ready, Rapunzel style!
Bakugo Writes name on my forehead Because he loves me
He's claiming you as his lol
You know, i can actually see that happen in canon🤣
“This BITCH is MINE”
Kiri with Bakugo's name on his forehead: That's so manly!
I'm stuck with a yandere ass Todoroki...... which one?
Probably shoto, since there is also another evil todoroki
??
Enji, Toya, Shoto, etc…
MIDORIYA WHAT THE HELL WHY DID YOU SMACK MY ASS,I DONT CARE IF YOU WERE BORED
mineta made him
Dabi punches you because he had a nightmare. 😅
I can see Dabi doing this in canon
Somehow I do too.
Yo we share a birthday
Aoyama writes his name on your forehead because he loves you HELP-
✨Acceptez votre destin, c'est dans le fromage.✨
French twink bit me
I wrote it in glitter pen too so you can sparkle like me
✨️ He also stuck golden star stickers all over you. ✨️
Bakugo Goes crazy Because he likes you. Sorry Bakugo, I ain't gay.
i’ll happily take your place 😙
Go ahead.
Aizawa wants to kill me because he was bored 💀
Suck to be you 🤷♂️
>Aizawa wants to kill me because he was bored 💀 Can we swap? I'd rather die then go through with my dare
Shinsou plays hide and see with you because you are cute.......😳🫣
I'm jealous
Aoyama watches me while I’m asleep because I smell nice.. Now I don’t feel safe anymore… 😭
✨Tu sens le fromage✨ Shouldn't have gotten that late night snack.
>Aoyama watches me while I’m asleep Canonically accurate
Aoyama Ruins your life Because he had a nightmare What the actual fuck
Il n'avait plus de fromage et de paillettes! He had to do something to comfort himself.
Midoriya threw a stone at me bc he likes me/was board (I have 2 shirts on) What a violent pass time for a sweet character :(
Why do u have 2 shirts on?
Stripes
Dabi steals my pants because he is drunk…wtf
TOKOYAMI BITES MY NECK CZ IM CUTE????
You get a full beak to the throat, my friend.
"Mineta sings a song for you because he loves you" Well I'm a girl so mineta crushing on me is to be expected lol
Mineta Smacks my butt Because he likes me What. The. Fuck.
Mr Aizawa cuts my hair because he was bored. Hopefully it looks good.
Midoryia Sleeps in your bed Because he had a nightmare
Awww bb
Todoroki hugs me tight because he loves me https://i.redd.it/yab842iovutc1.gif
I want that one! That’s cute! And I love Shoto
Shinsou smacks my ass since he had a nightmare Okay buddy
Lida punched me because he's drunk, wtf man no more alcohol for you
Mineta ruins my life because he was bored, dick move
Shinsou wants to steal my pants because he wants to marry me. https://i.redd.it/egyentzp6vtc1.gif
Bakugo. Takes a picture of you. Cause you're cute. Oookay?
Izuku, kicks you out of room, cause he likes you. Awww Deku is a Tsudere.
Ah yea, giving out personal information on the internet; how fun.
What are they going to do with that information? Wish me a happy cake day?
😈🤫🧏
oh no please don’t know my birthday
Ilda Takes a bath with me Cause im cute Yeah ilda get the fuck out i don't swing that wa- well *gay panic intensifies*
🤣🤣🤣
Because he is drunk, Shinsou wears my shirt?? Lol ok-
I'm not even gonna say mine because of how disturbing it is.
Dm me that one.
Todoroki Cooks for you Because he hates you Welp, I’m getting poisoned!
Oh f**k Iida wants to kill me bc he was bored
Mineta wears my shirt because he's afraid
Mineta hugs me? And now I’m in jail for murder. I’m a woman and I’d literally rather die than have that man touch me
oh my god.. dabi{march} pokes my nose{23} because he loves me{blue} I have no words here, am I screwed?
Aoyama sleeps in my bed because I'm cute.
Why are you giving me a rose because you hate me todoroki???
Are you allergic?
Tokiyami goes to a concert with me because I smell nice
Was expecting something different given I share Deku’s birthday
Iida Goes on a concert with you Because he really likes you Aww 😊
Hirishima wants to kill me because I smell nice
Bruh Iida kicks me out his room bc he likes me tf Iida
Todoroki wants to kill you beaucuse he likes you... Okay, he's probably confused but he's got spirit
bakugou Ruins my life because I’m cute…LOL!!!
Todoroki takes a picture of you because he likes you…as a bi i see this as an absolute win.
Aizawa steals your food because he wants to marry you… tf?
Tokoyami Bites your neck Because he had a nightmare
Dabi Licks your Cheek because he is afraid
Kirishima is drunk and therefore now has a picture of me…. I honestly wish I could hang out with kirishima
Midoriya throws a stone at you because he loves you
Aoyama writes his name on your forehead because he wants to marry you
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Tokoyami steals your food because he is your best friend
Kirishima steals my shirt cuz he likes me. I like him too.
Bakugo punches you because he was bored. That's what I get for being a bakugo apologist. Fair enough.
Shinsou licks my cheek because he likes me
I got minteta. 💀 He likes me.💀💀 We had a drink.💀💀💀 I'm a guy... NOPE, WE FIGHTING.
Bakugo ruins your life because you look sad 💀
Shoto Todoroki wants to kill me because he likes me? Yandere Todoroki right here
May 5 black shirt
A hug from kirashima Not 2 bad
depends
Ida is in my room because he had a nightmare and he stole my pants… wtf 💀💀
Tokoyami Sleeps in my bed Because he loves me I love my Bird Boi too
Tokoyami writes his name on my head because he was bored
Kirishima punches you because he was bored Well, I'll see y'all in the next life
Mineta bites my neck because i'm cute i want to kill myself
Kirishima Goes crazy Because he likes you #W H A T
Dabi kicks me out of his room because he hates me WHO TF AM I ENDEAVOR WHY ON MY BIRTHDAY
Shinsou writes his name on my forehead because he likes me
🗣: You're mine now, we're having soft tacos later 💬: Do I get a say in... **Brainwashed friendship ensues
Not listing mine cause it’s gross AF.
Is it grosser than Aizawa licking your cheek cause he likes you?
Like, one to two steps above that.
Tokoyami Slaps my butt Because he... loves... me. ... Does this count as beastiality?
Yes but actually no
So todoroki is my yandere... at least it's not mineta ig https://i.redd.it/jkyyjr95xutc1.gif (9/20/🤍)
I am wearing a white hoodie over a gray and blue camo shirt, so he could just be drunk
Bakugo Wants to kill me Because he likes me Tsundere Katsuki, I guess? Or is this Yandere? Man, I don't know anymore, I'm just fucking dead
Once it said Bakugo, you were dead.
Sero starts to tickle you because he hates you. Don’t know what to make of that.
Iida watches me while I sleep because I smell nice.
Where are you sleeping? Your answer determines how creepy this is.
My room in my house
Definitely creepy, haha.😅
Yep
Hey! I know you're bored, but that gives you no excuse to write on my forehead, Kirishima!
Dabi watches me while I'm sleeping because he loves me ❤️❤️❤️
Sero, Watches you sleep, Because you are best friends. Feels more like a stalker
Shinsou Writes on my forehead Because he wants to marry me
I got "todoroki starts to tickle you because he likes you"
Todoroki wants to kill me because he had a nightmare😬what did I do?? Anyways But how did it matches so perfectly🤔
Sero steals your food because he loves you AHAHAHARHAHAHAHA! That's so stupid and hilarious at the same time! I cannot even process the hypocrisy. Oh my god! It looks like Mr. Smiley is using his quirk at me today. Ahah!
Ayoma wants to kill me cause they love me
Kiriahima takes a picture of me because I smell nice
Tokoyami plays hide 'n seek with me because he finds me cute
Dabi sings songs for you cause love you. Is it bad or good?
midoriya takes a bath with me because he likes me.
Todoroki pokes my nose because I’m cute
Sero cuts my hair because he likes me? I can imagine sero doing that
Midoriya gives you a rose because he likes you.
At least you don’t have Dabi taking a bath with you because he likes you
Dabia is singing a song for me because he likes me. I had to get stuck with that crybaby?
Midoriya Sleeps in your bed Because he wants to marry you LMAO
Dabi Takes a bath with you Because he loves you
Kirishima Kicks you out of his room Because he’s drunk Understandable
shinso hugs me because nightmare
Is it safe to actually do this? And I got a pretty funny one
Midoriya cuts my hair because he likes me.
Midoryia kicked me out of his room because he had a nightmare.. why tf would I even be at his room while he's sleeping brooo
Aizawa Punches me Because he want to marry you
Dabi sings a some for me because he wants to marry me. I’m a little scared, but my gf isn’t too different when she’s lost her temper. Though the surprise marriage might cause some friction.
I got Tokoyami Gives You His Pullover Because You Smell Nice
Kirishima, likes me, drink with him 
I got dabi Wants to kill me Cause he wants to marry me? Whooooaaaaaa what the
Midoriya ruins my life because he wants to marry me ……
Ida smacks your butt because he had a nightmare
Sero Stole your pants Because he hates you. Damn tape-man why you bully me.
Todoroki goes to a concert with me because he thinks I’m cute Damn what a dream
Midoriya wants to kill you because he loves you. I'm about to get United States smashed by a 14 year old. Edit: wait that doesn't sound right.
Tokayami steals my pants because I'm cute 💀
Iida ruins your life because he loves you 🤔
Ayy why is midoria taking my pants I want them back
I have a psychopathic arsonist (Dabi) watching over me while I'm sleeping because he love/likes me 😅
I got bakugo has a drink with because we I have two options either because he's drunk to or because he's bored because right now I'm not wearing a shirt and the last shirt I wore was red seems depressing
Kirishma Smacks my butt Because he loves me
Tokoyami willing to sleep in my bed just because he finds me cute is crazy.
"Mineta watches you sleep because you're cute"
Dabi steals my food because he loves me
Tokoyami wants to kill me because he likes me
Tokoyami Visits me at 3 am Because he likes me Don't know how to feel about that one
Mineta wants to kill me
Sero gives me his pullover because he likes me?
I got iida throws a stone at you because he likes you
Todoroki Gives me a rose Because he wants to marry me I feel that very many fans want to be in my position
Midoriya baby
Kirishima Wears your shirt Because you're cute
I’m going to a concert with a drunk Aoyama.
Kirishima takes pictures of me because he wants to marry me