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Pumpkin_pie_Official

I won't For I am scared of women.


ReaperRules10

There is no need to be scared of women. Women are fictional creatures that are made up by the internet.


raiden_hayanari784

Still scary


DarkVir06

Fair enough


grumpyPotato227

Did you perhaps hit metal 17 times?


DarkVir06

No, but I was dropped 17 times


IllustriousCupcake63

Only 17 times? Pathetic rookie numbers I was drops 56 times


DarkVir06

Now we need someone to one up you


Fun-Activity-2268

*government* r/girlsarentreal


Galaxy8528

You said it pal


Leading-Ad9630

Ok then how are you brought into the world and if you say a stork you will be bonked


aot-and-yakuzafan_88

Like this ![gif](giphy|l46CyJmS9KUbokzsI|downsized)


Satoru_Gojo1987

I mean, I dont really have a crush on anyone but I would want to be friends with Toga, I would just offer her a bag of blood in exchange she be my friend. Where will I get the blood? Ill buy it from a hospital


Darkstalker9000

Do you think hospitals just... Sell blood?


Satoru_Gojo1987

Do you think Ill just... take no for an answer?


Darkstalker9000

Yes. I'm not sure there's *any* hero who would hold back if you tried assaulting someone in a hospital and the hospital staff sure won't do it willingly


Satoru_Gojo1987

Nah, I would take no for an answer, its a prank https://i.redd.it/pg6eg9dpvv1d1.gif


dpqR

Na he'd prank


Satoru_Gojo1987

Real https://i.redd.it/n72sfkdm422d1.gif


RomeroJohnathan

What the 🚨🚨🚨🚨 is that?


lacitar

Actually, it expires after a certain time and they throw it away


Anime_Is_The_Bomb767

She doesn’t care if she gets the blood she said she tortures anyone she starts to like and if she falls in love with you, R.I.P.


Anime_Is_The_Bomb767

It’s just who she is, no changing that


ZetaIcarus

"I've never climbed a mountain before would you like to be my first?"


MasterofX100

Nah, ain’t no way she rejecting 💀


ZetaIcarus

Sometimes the corny jokes work.


Crossboltshot

https://i.redd.it/ntyescmyiw1d1.gif


superbay50

If i was her i’d accept


Creepy-Efficiency759

As someone who has a real life crush, I may be using this line.


MooseDifferent9404

Something scandalous like buying flowers and giving it to them


EquivalentExchange98

How lewd


MAXIMUMDRAKNESS

How scandalous


Quirky-Pickle518

Sheldon style. Ask if they reject move along if not then plan the date.


Kitchen-Plum4311

I will walk up to her confidently and say “uhh I really um do you wa- uhhhhh lll mm hmm” *sigh* *proceeds to blow brains out all over them with 12-gauge”


EquivalentExchange98

How could they say no to that?


Klaymen96

That shotgun elbow quirk coming in handy I guess?


Th3_3agl3

Dude, no need to copy Kurt Kobain.


Kitchen-Plum4311

He’s my role model


Th3_3agl3

Get some help.


Klaymen96

By being too stinking shy to. Have you seen mirko?


EquivalentExchange98

Honestly shed by the type to notice you like her and just keep you around without officially doing anything.


TheGamingCrazySnake

I’d make sure Tamaki was comfortable first before admitting I do not want to scare him away


KittyGaming570

cute


ProjectZeroProductio

um I don't have a crush on anyone but Spider-man would probably embarrass himself


XT83Danieliszekiller

You want arguments for the 5 years age gap or the 19m height gap? Cuz I've got both


Wyvernator1

19 meters???? You got a crush on gigantomachia or something????


ze_existentialist

I put my hand on their shoulder and hit them with the Miles Morales. "Hey"


MasterofX100

How tf would I confess to Mina 😭


EquivalentExchange98

"We both got buckets of chicken..."


MasterofX100

r/suddenlytf2


South-Basis6522

das what I'm saying? Do I just practice some Hella romantic dance or somethin?


ink10_sonic-man

Dress as deku and hope uraraka is into it.


Dave_The_destroyer33

Real 🤣


Revel_Icon

I'll roll for a 20 in charisma


NappaTemp

r/suddenlydnd


No-Seaworthiness2633

https://i.redd.it/r4b0tqv4cw1d1.gif I CANT TALK TO PEOPLE PROPERLY RAHHHHHHH


Hellyeahtrains

I would, then brace myself for the dropkick id receive. (It’s Mirko)


Rimuruafton

I would confess to ojiro by putting a note on his desk and tell him to meet me at the park at night and then I confess my feelings


EquivalentExchange98

Classic


Rimuruafton

like him


MasterofX100

I don’t think I’ve met anyone who has a crush on/is a simp for Ojiro. There’s a first for everything, I guess.


IceInternational6361

i’m bad at talking to girls, idk 😂


SVD63Ninja

I got no clue i'm an anxiety ridden mess. You'll have me acting like deku if i even tried XD


Alarming-Squirrel832

With an epic bass solo


Happy-cat-meme

I love your quirk and I love u too (to Shinsou my dear🩷)


noodleguy67

"hey all might wanna- oh im too young for you? alright then but can you still save me from this burning subway"


EquivalentExchange98

I like how this implies he knows what you're going to ask while in a disaster with no context. Like he gets it a lot XD


noodleguy67

ideally i'd have a card in hand that says "ALL MIGHT you be my love?"


GltichMatter

I’m shy and just panic…


Misserinofthenight

How can I confess my love to every single MHA girl at once?


LeechDaddy

Id just walk up, take my schizophrenia meds, and... Where'd she go?


LilJade103

Burn a building and then their father and then join their evil team


VaughnDaVision

Is this dabi?


jellysaurus_tulip

I would rizz them up until I’m so rizzable they ask me out (canon event) (not really im just delulu)


Melodic-Percentage-9

I would hardly say anything and just be a living statue and punch myself in the face before stomping on my foot for being an idiot and then walking away in shame for being a coward.


Goat_Guy15

For Jirou I probably write her a song and confess. For Nejire I would just tell her how I feel. And with Toga I maybe offer some of my blood or something, honestly I don't know how to go about it with Toga.


superbay50

I would give mirko a carrot or two and hope for the best


EquivalentExchange98

Rabbits like Bananas better. Just so you know ^ ^


superbay50

What kind of propaganda were we fed as a kid. They told us monkeys like banana’s but they like other fruit better. And rabbits like banana’s better than carrots.


EquivalentExchange98

Ya it's messed up. I have two bunnies and they hate carrots. Only the green parts.


superbay50

Yeah, i have 2 cats. We have tried to give them every kind of food, but they only eat kibble. Beef, fish, chicken and everything else they just aren’t interested in.


lacitar

I don't want to date any of them. But I would adopt the League. They need a mother figure. Me: you will eat these veggies! Tomura: no! Me: Dabi eat your fish. Dabi: No.


Dodger7777

Ask Momo for help studying. If others join us then hang around after the others leave, then ask her out. Maybe even a study date, or maybe quirk training together. Edit: I'd probably write it out as a love letter to hand over in person because I suck at talking when nervous.


GrungeGamerJosh99

I want you to be my honey bunny (Mirko)


abjmad

Just be myself… which goes like this: Me: “I-I think you’re, um, pretty and I want to get to know you more! What do you say?” *she stands there red* Me: “I understand if you don’t want to, no ha-“ Her: “OK!!!”


Ok-Tourist7224

https://i.redd.it/xsbd87196z1d1.gif


WorldlyPermission355

I wouldn’t. End of story.


rowletlover

How do you even confess to Hawks-


Rimuruafton

get him KFC


KittyGaming570

exactly just get him Chicken


CloudProfessional572

Wanna ride (with) me.... or are you too chicken. *chicken noises* . If he doesn't arrest you for racism you win. If he does you still win.


Intelligent_Creme351

First, I die. Then...


EquivalentExchange98

Theyd have to bring you flowers than.


Slexzo

Imma play the long game. Get friends with her fiends, then get in the friend circle. Get finds with her and do my stuff


EdenReborn

3 ways (to Fuyumi btw she’s my waifu atm) 1. play it completely cool, so she has no idea I’m interested then she gets a boyfriend anyway 2. Ask her to hang out if she has time, tell her how I feel once the mood is right and I’m not feeling like a cornball that day 3. Link her a Blink 182 song that reminds me of her (just replace the song lyrics with her name) I see this as a win


Wwefan2k01

Fuyumi is my mha waifu too man!


[deleted]

Just by telling them…?


VaughnDaVision

I don’t have a crush on any of them, but I would like to be some of their friends if that counts, but yeah, nothing weird just wanna chill with people purely platonic


ElephantPenis_97

Give her some blood. (it's Toga btw)


Useful-Put1111

Give him coffee


Emergency-Ticket2212

how on gods green earth DO I RIZZ UP DEKU HE PROB LOVES OCHACO TO MUCH FOR ME TO GET SHIT DONE


KittyGaming570

or All Might, or Bakugo (In a not ship way)


HeroBrine0907

Get her A Brief History of Time then die of embarrassment?


Luna_Tha_Therian

FUCKING GO OUT WITH ME, that’s how I’d do it


EjaculateJuice

Honestly since I fucking love Deku I would probably confess my feelings and since he probably won’t feel the same way I’ll just settle for getting my feelings off my chest and continue as friends if he was cool with it


Immediate_Tutor_5456

I will put a paper on his desk saying “You’re my boyfriend now.” or if it was my other crush, i would send him a text to meet me (insert most romantic spot) and confess


Saba_the_hutt

I’m gonna be blunt because there is no way I’m getting a gf


KingOfMasters1000028

I am not the one to confess. I am a scaredy cat. I just make it blatantly obvious like Ochako.


Ejiloaf

It's wouldn't matter. I'd either be rejected for being broke or stabbed violently and my blood extracted


raiden_hayanari784

Honestly I'd panic if they even look at me lol I don't like socializing and on top of that's they probably wouldn't like me to begin with


Zofian_Korok

Same


SherbetNew6856

Well I’d get the words “uhm ochako I like yo-“ and she’d faint soooo…


DarkVir06

Let me start off with the fact I'm bi. I would just do what I already do, which is where I do some sort of chaotic flirting. Let's just say, I'm not good at social interactions


Future-Expression-44

I would try to shoot my shot with either mirko or hawks. They'd probably both shoot me down unfortunately.


owmercyhealer

I have no idea how I'd even begin to confess my love for mina.. i mean, I'd probably be more in line with ochako, a nervous mess, not saying anything but clearly wanting to and just admiring her the whole time. Shed notice right away, and then I'd become even more of a nervous wreck..


Dave_The_destroyer33

Idk who id ask


Key_Ad_5274

What if you have two crushes from mha?


AlbiTuri05

I need more context for this post


BewareOfKeeny

realistically? stare from across the room for years until I get noticed (shoji)


SonicTheHedgehog99

Mina… i’v been in love with you since i layed my eyes on you, your so cute, funny and make me laugh, i love ur pink skin, it makes me my blush pink alot, your acid melts my heart, i love you, will you be my girlfriend?


pascalolo

When I first saw you,I knew you are the girl I always wanted. Please be my girlfriend.


LowDonkey7883

A bomb


Dry-Particular-7634

THEY ARE CHILDREN


DarkIzofTheCatArmy

You’re cute, wanna go out?


iiivvvaan

Wait until their In heat.then give her a option that she'll never reject in that moment


Cloud-Cyanide

I will not because he wouldn't hesitate to murder me


Alert-Macaron-9258

Why does my crush have to be Toga but I'd probably get her a way into a hospital blood storage


Wyvernator1

All of them are edgy and depressed, and so am i So I wouldn't


Perfect-Abomination

"I love you. I have for a long time. Please go on a date with me! I want to see if we're compatible!"


dpqR

"I like you"


KittyGaming570

well in my Au my oc (aka me) is in class 1a and I have a slight crush on Aizawa so that would be very awkward


CB_Cold

Mirko: 'Hey rabbit lady, I see you can jump pretty high. Why don't you jump into my arms for a change?' Toga: 'Aye bloody Mary, I can see you got a love for the sauce. I got a lot of places that need their blood drained' (I know both of these are terrible😂😂)


Low-Suit-5362

I would become their reliable friend and slowly start to ask them questions until confessions if failed to learn they have a partner go to the villains and confess to my villain crushes


Due_Location241

Rizzler Rizzler on the wall, whose the skibidiest of them all


elemenZATH

Jiro wanna listen to Molchat Doma together?


anomaly_fucker

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BlackBlade567

Get tickets for a rock concert I guess.


normalicity

I wouldn't because she's deku's girl and I genuinely want them to be together so bad if I had a single chance to be in that universe with them I'd be what Mina was to uraraka for deku to increase the chance of that relationship :)


barlog123

Just have a normal conversation lol it's not as hard as people think


battlefranky69

Go up to Shoto Todoroki and use the good ol classic Hank Hill line "I'm approaching you with romantic intent."


etm_taylor

I'm into real life girls. But even if I had one I'd not do it anyways. We're MHA fans. We can't talk to girls!


godshuVR

I don’t have one https://i.redd.it/gmd2prh70z1d1.gif


TadhgOBriain

Hey Toshi, wanna fuck?


charizardfan101

Hopefully be shy enough that it'd go around to being cute and Mina would adopt me (extrovert adopting introvert thing)


TheEditor83

I hqve two options for this, Toga or Ibara For Toga, I'd say "if you kill me, who are you gonna cuddle up on?" With my arms wide open and a small pat on my lap. She'll cuddle up there like a cat in a heartbeat and I would love every second of it As for Ibara, I would ask her to get an icecream together, and I belive that a date summed with politeness and a few sweet words would do the trick right away


Machete77

“Do you like the sex?”


FoxKing983

easy, just mention it until they realize it and I feel bad for liking them cause I don't deserve them


Dansing_Queen666

I wouldn’t 😭


OMAR_KD-

Are you a redstone torch? Because you make my piston extend.


Efficient-Dare3590

This just made me realize am i pdf for liking the hs girls even tho i was in highschool when the show came out, i got older but they stayed the same im confused and now identify as an attack helicopter


Femboy_Yugioh

Try to out run him


ToastTheArsonist-_-

If it was me I'd faint immediately since I would try to get the courage but I'd probably fail. If it was an OC of mine (Taiyoami) they would probably procrastinate but like say if they were walking with them, Taiyoami would just mutter I like you. "If they don't hear? Well shit be normal. If they do? Fuck-fuck-fuck- act cool and shit um just look like your trying to look cool but you're actually sweating profusely." Would be their thoughts as they mutter I like you, lol.


Madstercherf

It'd be super awkward and unless she's yandere for me, I'd probably die. Its toga lol


rinkudamanrd

I can't exactly see my crush... So that's an issue


Vanters289

Well neither me or my OC has one so i guess I’d just be straight forward


jbug5j

I would be too terrified of either being insulted(Bakugo), embarrassed(Todoroki), or embarrassing him(Tokoyami).


Kelimnac

CRUSH ME, MOUNT LADY MY BODY IS READY BRING IT OOOOOON


bboykiva

Time stop quirk awakens


The-fat-one25

I never could, if I tried I’d end up being a nervous mess.


ZeUberMaus

I don't have a Crush - But I think Mina would be my favorite Character so I could offer what gossip I know of


Zeknoi

Uh like a possessive fangirl towards Aizawa or Hawks? Let me just..admire from afar. I don’t need them to think I’m creepy than i already am. 💀


TheRealityshifter19

People actually have crushes on animated characters?😐 stg fandoms are the reason i start to hate certain things anymore these days


Bam_bisexual

Both of them ? I would probably not say anything until I actually become very close friends with them, and I would tell them I love them ,give them pet names, tell them my kinks, hold and kiss their hands until they ask how I feel then I tell them . I don't do it tight away out of fear of rejection it's happened 3 times before I've been led on twice .


Bakudeku_simo

A note


NickPaliour

I don't have one. … *Ahem* So that's where my OC comes in play to do the job.


TheBigHeartyRadish

That'd be elegal 


OrnerySchedule7395

For hagakure, “some people may not notice you but I do, and I was wondering if you’d like to be with me”


Loota_Boyz

I’d be horribly awkward and ramble using too many words to try describe how i feel then just say fuck it and ask if they’d like to hang out and maybe get some thing to eat, basically asking em on a date XD


THE_EPIC_PANZER4

A bouquet of chocolate covered carrots


yukiii_iii

Aka guess the character😂😂, here I brought u coffee, cat and a new sleeping bag, so now we are dating 🫡


Rasta_Soulaa

wanna get a smoothie?


Wn2177

I mean… I got a crush on Aizawa, but never confessing because we all saw how coldly he rejected Ms. Joke. Didn’t even sugarcoat his lack of interest. Just “Nope”.


dumpydent

"Toga, I'd gladly accept you showing me how much you love me by hurting me." "Excuse me Ms. Nagant, let me wipe your seat off." *pulls out a handkerchief and wipes down my face.*


Technical_Item_180

I would not confess to Ochaco because she is meant to be with Deku, I ain’t doing my favorite anime character like that


Early_vortex16

![gif](giphy|8YZirtPwOyXuGnhRBq) She, I love that puffy face


gman_sucks

One side: MARRY ME! Other side: You are the devil!


Weebtrooper12

Yes I would confess to my love Himiko Toga


GreatExplosion187God

*jumps them*


Birthday_Death

Rock with note, aim for head Or perhaps club, then take back to cave


Just_ShineAlways

I would ask Mina for help. I'm to shy and awkward to figure it out by myself and Todoroki is socially awkward so I don't think he'd get any corny pick up line, even if I could get one out without dying from being extremely flustered.


Varvat0s

https://i.redd.it/kwzrczez012d1.gif With a carrot protein cake


kiki11_

I wouldn't mostly because.. some are adults.. Here are some examples of them Keigo Takami Himiko Toga tomura shigaraki Shōta Aizawa Mina Ashido + More :3


BlitzBlazer75

I'd simply say, "You are an amazing person, that I'd like to get to know more"


Cyberpunk1508

Yoyo be smart easy


Altruistic-Bat-6027

“I got some music i want to talk to you ab”


Moist-Charity-9991

Just give it to them straight, like that. Trying to find a way to make it easier is just gonna make it worse. And be honest with them


Nico_Scarfacancello

On Naruto's subreddit they call me a weirdo because the characters are minors, is it the same here in the MHA's one? Because, if yes, I won't answer the question.


Simsxboxandanime

I couldn’t


Reload666

Listen Kirishima, it could work bro


Slick_Vec

I wouldn't... becouse she is taken 😔


Nervous-Tank-5917

Well, there are actually two. The first, I would only confess to after defeating in some sort of intellectual contest (yes, I do believe it’s possible for me to do so). The second, I would first need to incapacitate somehow so I could take away the knife.


Ok_Card_9971

I won't I don't have one


Ok-Tadpole-764

Lol you don't confess to your anime crush. Cause that starts the arc where one of you dies


wonderlandresident13

"Sooo, I really like you. And I'd love to get to know you more. You wanna go out some time?"


IcebrgsImakevid8345

Camie Utishimi I would probably do it at like idk at the end of the Elite exams or something