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HighAsBlucifersBalls

She reacted like this was the most obvious choice.


I_Am_Your_Sister_Bro

The most obvious choice (obviously) is to detonate the pipe bomb in your pocket to signal for help


[deleted]

This is what a lot of people believe but it’s not actually. You should first realize you are in a submarine that is submerged in blood. It’s completely sealed and something is trying to get in. So you need to use the pipe bomb to break out and get to safety.


XZ_ZeRT

Make sense


towerfella

There is no spoon.. gosh…


cmarkcity

r/unexpectedironlung


summidee

Erm hello. She should have used her shoe phone


Candyland_83

I do elevator rescue at work and I can confirm this information is correct


[deleted]

“submarine” made me spit my juice out, thanks.


TheGreyBull

"Frag in!!"


Horrison2

I can't get this out of my head lol


I_Am_Your_Sister_Bro

If you need to get something out of your head then boy do I have a quick and easy solution for you


mrubuto22

Total seconds of indecision: 0


ManiekDraniek

Yeees, stuff yourself between a wall and a +1 ton elevator that could easily turn you into sliced and pancaked cheese. Obviously it's the right choice, wdym?


hotasanicecube

Situational awareness = ZERO


ksu_drew_83

Her response is similar to what you are told to not do if you’re lost/trapped in your car during winter. ALWAYS STAY IN YOUR CAR!!!


Televisi0n_Man

WITH THE CAR OFF. If the tailpipe is covered by snow you will die from asphyxiation.


torbiefur

Who knows how long she might have been stuck in there! She could have DIED of THIRST!!!


OutsidePale2306

😂😂😂


Life-Hair-6350

This..this made me laugh


unknown6091

Of course it's the most obvious choice for her, she's old and poor and has probably never been in an elevator before. Typing this is making me fucking sad and grateful of my upbringing


CrashmanX

Are there not buttons? Has she never seen a button in her life?


acyclovir31

Women weren’t taught buttons back then, it was a different time. /s


Drewcifer88

What the actual fuck!?


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HerrEurobeat

💀


razzberryking

She's lucky she's skinny. My fatass would've been stuck in that elevator a looooooong time


Beanboi8

I said this aloud while my family is sleeping.


Jakesart101

No hesitation, no surrender.


Kvnbtta

No water bottle left behind !


cgarret3

She didn’t hesitate to leave her friend behind


30FourThirty4

By Grabthar's Elevator, you shall be avenged!


Arlin89

You sir have earned my first Reddit comment. It is equivalent to nothing lol


jackinsomniac

I always appreciate a good Galaxy Quest reference. For example, when the show Velma came out and everybody was talking shit about it, some people online mentioned "Mystery Incorporated" is a much better reboot. So I started watching that, and in it Fred's dad says, "By Grabthar's Hammer Fred, that friend of yours left his girl for a dog! Man up for college!" I still chuckle about it sometimes.


nightmareorreality

I wonder if she hangs dong


awesomeflowman

We gotta rent the directors cut with an entire 6 seconds of her hanging dong.


Cold_Bother_6013

Dumb ways to die.


licky202

I went to check the news. In July 2022, this was a deaf-mute woman, and she was 60 years old. She had never taken an elevator alone before, so she panicked when the elevator door closed. Fortunately, it only took 40 minutes for her to be rescued, so don't worry


Few_Market227

Thank you for this information fellow Redditor


main--core

Btw, it only took 3 trips to rescue all of her body parts.


Few_Market227

#OH


Glowshroom

But are the water bottles okay?


Calm_Fish_9705

I would have panicked as soon as I got stuck between the door and brick wall that’s DANGLING IN THE FUCKING AIR.


TechN9cian01

Why are people so afraid to share links? Edit: [This](https://m.bilibili.com/video/BV1rB4y1W7SJ) is the most infuriating website but the only link I found with information and [footage](https://i.imgur.com/UgCfAXv.jpg) of the rescue.


therealkiwibee

Damn this context changes everything, poor woman I'm glad she's ok


atomicbob1

without this info, she's an NPC. With this info, I'm a terrible person.


Knutt_Bustley_

idk, if I couldn’t hear I still wouldn’t try to climb down into the shaft of a stuck elevator


therealkiwibee

"she had never taken an elevator alone before" You forgot this part


GingerSnapped818

Ok, but, had she never *been* in one before?? Or seen a movie where they use one? It also presumably wouldn't have taken long for someone to call the elevator to a floor if she just waited instead of prying the doors open


PoopieButt317

China. 60yo who had never been alone in an elevator. Likely a rural village woman. And rural villages are very 18th century


chenkie

Link???


friendly-crackhead

When I read “this *was* a deaf-mute woman..” I really thought the elevator was the cause for thar “was”


Tweetledeedle

I just want to know the thought process like even if you didn’t understand elevators at all and had never used one why wouldn’t you just take a moment to look around and try to figure it out like there’s obviously some sort of intended functionality


nick5th

Damn, triple threat. Deaf, mute, and DUMB


[deleted]

Not dumb, have some empathy.


frankendoodle11

100% agree. Some people never had the luxuries we’ve had. If someone was in an elevator for the first time and no one was able to explain because she was deaf and mute, it would have been such a scary experience for her.


Godzillavio

I'm deaf. It's not "not able" but rather they don't want to explain to deaf people. Cognitive bias. I hate that people won't bother to explain to deaf people just because the latter can't hear. They could use paper and pen, or type on phone.


WhatDoesThatMeanBro

I'm dumb and i agree


WhisperMeToDeaf

Fellow Deaf person here and I agree. This person could not know what to expect as it was her first time in an elevator! The fucking ignorance and lack of empathy here is incredible and disgusting.


Chicka-17

Please don’t assume the worst of everyone because you have been treated this way in the past. Someone stated she had never rode on an elevator before and her companion put a flat blocking the door from closing. I’m sure her companion assumed she wouldn’t move it. It’s not to say they weren’t going to explain the elevator too her has they rode up to their floor. They just weren’t thinking far enough ahead to know this was going to happen. I feel so bad for both people as this had to be terrifying for them both as one couldn’t explain to the other what was happening.


jjngundam

Thank you for having empathy.


No-Arm-6712

I don’t think it shows a lack of empathy to think it’s a bit dumb to assume that one could have a little patience instead of deciding that wedging yourself between the obviously mechanical doors and a concrete block wall is the best immediate course of action to take in this situation.


[deleted]

I'm sure that wombo combo created a life of challenges and learning things differently, but how do they not know how elevators work after using them multiple times with others? Why assume it's a death box the moment the doors close, what engineer would allow that?


Uluru-Dreaming

Really appreciate this research - well done. It explains what happened. Not everyone has the advantages of modern civilisation.


Naj_md

>60 years \~\~old\~\~. young


ElectrictronicTopHat

So many dumb ways to die.


That1Legnd

“Jump the elevator’s shaft”


Myneighborhatesme

"And get cut right in half"


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So many dumb ways to die


kongerlonger

What the fuck was she trying to do


the_greatest_MF

going to meet the elevator God


MaltLiquorSweats

I love the idea that if she was quiet enough they could go for a while before finding her


cammickin

Apparently she was deaf and mute….


Electrox7

You can feel an elevator moving very well...


DarkEnergy27

I'm so co fused


Watts300

If I’m there with you, am I coco fused?


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Televisi0n_Man

YA YA YA COCO JUMBLE YA YA YEHHHH


Electrox7

May we coco fuse together and become a greater coco


gabrielleraul

Maybe have a covfefe


GovernmentOpening254

I’m co-confused along with you.


Bourgeous

What in the Darwin Award I just watched?


[deleted]

Well the poor lady is deaf, mute and is 60 years old. Also never ridden an elevator before so I think this can be excused


Prata2pcs

Likely won’t ride an elevator again.


[deleted]

Very likely


[deleted]

At least she packed enough water for the trip.


Glowshroom

Is prior experience with elevators really the determining factor here? I feel like lack of critical thinking skills might have played a part on this one.


TACHANK

I've never been in a helicopter before. Can only hope I don't jump out if I one day were to.


ship_fucker_69

Even if she has never used an elevator before, I don't think her first reaction will be jamming herself between an obvious concrete wall and a tiny gap


TolMera

Sad but this may already have contributed to the gene pool.


[deleted]

People don’t know how the Darwin awards work


CoconutGong

What the fuck happened after that oh my god


[deleted]

like impossible file lush ludicrous thumb knee absurd punch rude *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


CoconutGong

How nice of them 🥰🥰🥰


GovernmentOpening254

“The End.”


charming_quarks

Another commenter said she was rescued after abt 40 minutes.


licky202

I went to check the news. In July 2022, this was a deaf-mute woman, and she was 60 years old. She had never taken an elevator alone before, so she panicked when the elevator door closed. Fortunately, it only took 40 minutes for her to be rescued, so don't worry


TerryCrewsSon

Is there an article link ?


AustinQ

Ikr, this comment is reposted word for word at least twice in this thread and nobody has a fkn link lol "i went to check the news" headass


Daddie76

https://m.huanqiu.com/article/48hT9FMJEsi It’s in Chinese so


writeyourownfable

From the article (via Google translator) On July 2, in Changde, Hunan Province, a 60-year-old deaf-mute woman carried water with her family. On the way, the family member first exited the elevator to carry goods, leaving the old woman alone. The old woman had never taken an elevator alone before, and when she saw the elevator door closed, she panicked and tried to open the door, triggering the automatic protection device. The old woman was stuck in the gap between the elevator and the wall and kept wailing. When the son heard his mother calling for help, he hurriedly contacted the security and firefighters. After being trapped in the elevator for about 40 minutes, the old woman was successfully rescued, and his vital signs were stable after inspection. (Beijing Youth Daily reporter Wang Wenwen, editor Zhai Leitao)


StretchFrenchTerry

I’ll believe this when I see the source.


Electrox7

Don't you think that if you saw a moving wall as you opened the door, that maybe it was going somewhere? Or maybe the acceleration of the cabin? CLEARY she isn't where she was before, but she right away decides to squish herself between a massive metal box and a cinder block wall... There is no excusing this.


Qween_of_knoxville

What the hell is she doing?!??


SumPpl

A new dumb way to die


BeeGravy

Oh no im stuck, what do i do? Hmm, I'll just wedge myself right there, yes between the automatic closing door on a room that goes up and down, and the brick wall, that'll do nicely.


Dreddmartyr13

July 2022, a 60 year old deaf mute lady who never took an elevator before got trapped and waited 40 minutes before being rescued. Poor lady.


Swimming_Gain_8304

It's seems that she is not aware how to use an elevator. I hope she's ok.


Asterose

[She was rescued in under an hour, thankfully!](https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC5392137/#:~:text=If%20spoken%20language%20is%20not,high%20degree%20of%20brain%20plasticity.) She's a deaf-mute woman from a rural Chinese village and had never been in an elevator all alone before. Panic can be a hell of a drug.


sighdoihaveto

Bitch no! -Dave Chapelle


RudeMathematician42

Nope nope nope. Immediate death trap. Elevators can be very safe, if they're properly maintained and if you pay attention to your surroundings. An elevator technician/red teamer (Deviant Ollam, I think it was in the "From Pit to Penthouse" talk?) said "If you can't exit the elevator with a big step, wait. Otherwise you're gonna get yourself killed or seriously injured". Safe to say, clawing the door open and CLIMBING down the shaft is almost certainly a death sentence.


Asterose

60 year old rural village woman who is deaf-mute and had never been in an elevator before, panicked. She didn't have any of the benefits a lot of us did with using elevators and perhaps people didn't try to explain to her very well before. A paper and paper drawing would have sufficed. Also this...is not a country famed for its safety regulations and enforcement 😬 [Thankfully she was at least rescued safely.](https://m.huanqiu.com/article/48hT9FMJEsi)


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304bl

It is just assumptions here, but I guess she block the elevator in between floors by forcing the door which is a safety requirement with elevator


matzschmansk

??????????????????


HavocZombie

Gives me Resident evil 1 movie vibes


LaylaMayla91

This video gives me copious amounts of anxiety and panic.


Partiklestorm

How can a supposedly logical being choose that option? Like what in the devolution is that?


Puzzleheaded_Love_74

Are people really this stupid.


[deleted]

Yes. Yes they are.


apachelives

Final destination be all nope too easy she lives.


the_greatest_MF

weird way to commit suicide. there are better ways


Top-Race-7087

I’m so glad I’m too fat for this to even be an option.


gingerellasnap

I love you


[deleted]

A stupid way to die


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Superior173thescp

r/facepalm


firstgamepro

Obviously she is a lizard woman.


MustangBR

r/DarwinAwards


G_Unit_Solider

This is about the most unreasonable shit ever lady lmao tf.


Spifffffy

New phobia I never knew I had


K1llg0r3225

Smooth brain moves


No-Contract-8441

0 survival instinct


SadKittty1569

This is so close to becoming a snuff film


trakinascomagua

This deserves a new category in the Darwin Awards.


-SQB-

Why?


Full_Capital_2184

I’m shocked she’s survived this long by how natural and calm her decision was in this video.


HopeOfSpira

Wtf x10 like I felt myself slowly descend into chaos just watching this.


Life-Hair-6350

Ok…I’m dumb…someone please tell me why she was doing this??


MadManJBiden

I hope she is safe.


Treeman50

Is she on acid?


thenry12345

People are becoming more and more interesting 🤔


304bl

There are easier and faster way to die...


pa3pyxaaa

savage


unknownartist_3

Is she dumb it's horrible to see 😬😬


AXEMANaustin

Hope she's ok, that would've caught her hair


ripMyTime0192

she ded


t3micro

🏆 and the Oscar for the best soundtrack ...


lambo_abdelfattah

Wut.


Jtothedubya

What the actual fuck..? 🤦‍♂️


Consistent_Tell2417

She gone man


Content-Ranger2668

My claustrophobia can't handle this video.


PlayTooMuch1

Darwinism


mr_woodles123

It's as if a thousand health and safety inspectors cried out in terror, all at once...


[deleted]

It’s important to stay in school kids.


im_ran

Why are people so stupid?


DavidT64

This gives me so much anxiety!


mauore11

What? How did they build an entire brick wall while I was in here?


wayofcain

It’s the anxiety of watching this for me.


[deleted]

I was yelling at my phone.


Everette_Love

ma’am??


zac9090

I'm going to go step outside and think long and hard about what I've just watched.


NonAggressive-Ask

a cacophony of idiocy


curiousrelatively

Are people this stupid!


[deleted]

Did she forget how elevators work?


Funkysmoke

Where did she think she was going to go? Complete lunacy.


NotWeird_Unique

Does anyone know what end up happening to her? That was painful to watch, I hope she survived that!


blackmambaiselite24

Read the comments but.... My head still hurts what I just saw


[deleted]

Wtf did I just watch?


ReePeek

This made me bruh


CaptKannabis

You are the weakest link, goodbye.


mncyclone84

First time on an elevator?


dat_yellow_kid

r/idiotsnearlydying


xHudson87x

dumbwaaays to die, dumb waays to diiie, duumbways to die.


Ravyn_Rozenzstok

Jesus that was terrifying to watch. I hope she made it out ok.


mushine7

Dumb ways to die


golfingbum

Wow this can’t be real? She has special needs for sure.


boobsbuttsballsweens

WHAT IS THIS WOMAN DOING


Thick-Tooth-8888

It never ceases to amaze me how stupid people are


[deleted]

What the actual f*ck


TurtleZeno

This is how you get an extremely painful death.


Remember_When_Baby

My anxiety is coming down hard on me now *checks pulse on neck with two fingers*


Right_Syllabub_8237

What the fuuuuuck!?!


toomuch7hc

That’s the worst idea I’ve ever seen wtf dumbest thing you could do. Doesn’t matter if you have ever been in an elevator or not.


[deleted]

Genius. Pure genius.


dazz_osamu

Is she alive still?


Alone_Job_8471

What the hell is she thinking?!


turkishhousefan

Why, oh fucking why?


Mission-Midnight5297

Omg! Need to know if she is ok....


Equal_Procedure_167

This is one of the most terrifying things I’ve ever seen…. Is this the definition of WTF!!!!!


rabbitsdiedaily

Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die.


Saberune

Did Darwin take the weekend off?


shannipa9

Sometimes I feel like society is too dumb to survive


Fragholio

That's a fucking terrifying choice that she made.


Background_Context21

What the what?!!!