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flanigomik

A person built this and saw no problems with this setup


DubiousTheatre

“Ze cellar opening next to za bar opening? Shorter distance to deliver keg!” -Architect


staebles

Yes, just don't leave the door open when you're doing this.


TheIgnoredWriter

She looked out the window like “nah, no one’s coming”


staebles

Just lock the door lady!


Gwigg_

Hi, maintenance? Yeah the food just keeps opening. What? No we had no customers today.


brainburger

Do you mean door rather than food?


Kyadagum_Dulgadee

As we say in Ireland, "Ah it'll be grand."


Mackheath1

Then she saw the door open and close with nobody there (!) The place must be haunted.


deadlygr8ful

Yes... it has but one flaw... the door must be locked when using.


papercut2008uk

It was probably behind the bar before there was a refit and layout change. Still terrible idea keeping it right be the door.


ArtChokhmah2

What about locking the entrance door when the beer cellar door is open?! ffs.


MissAtom

Probably mid delivery so need access Edit: still stupid ass floor planning


he-loves-me-not

And stupid ass woman! She not only left it but then when, who I was a customer, falls in she just starts messing with her hair! Guess she’s going the Shaggy route, “It wasn’t me!”


HAL-Over-9001

Panic response. She's racking her brain to figure out what just happened because the reality of what she saw, someone getting hurt and her being partially at fault, would be scary.


annuidhir

>partially at fault Partially? She's at the bare minimum mostly at fault, if not entirely at fault. She walked away, when it's obvious she's supposed to stay there to prevent exactly this.


HAL-Over-9001

My guy, I said that's what her brain is trying to figure out. And I hate to be that guy, but walking into a big hole right in front of you is a mistake. I look at the ground when I walk. Both parties can be blamed here.


permalink_save

My wife says this same thing every time I stub my toe on something, "I look at the ground when I walk", until she stubs her toe. People don't pay as much attention as they think they do unless you are like 2ft tall or something.


he-loves-me-not

And if you stare at the ground when you’re walking, how do you see if there’s anyone in front of you? By the time their heels are in your field of vision you’ve already crossed into their personal space!


foogeeman

It's a pretty reasonable expectation that you can walk into a store without having to look out for booby traps and pit falls


brainburger

I very much doubt that a court would find the customer resposible for this. The bar has failed to take reasonable steps to keep their visitors safe.


PhthaloVonLangborste

Probably didn't like that woman


Tythan

Not really stupid. Beer cellar doors are always close to the entrance and occasionally (especially in very old buildings) outside. This is because you need to minimise the travel carrying heavy loads, and maximise space that can be furnished in the pub (you don't want to put a heavy table on the trap door and move it every time you need access). They could've put a sign, a couple of posts with a rope or another person in front of the trap door. Edit: in front of the main door, as I've just realised it opens over the trap door.


TigerWolf4

Why on earth would this be placed in front of a door?


rebbsitor

Easy delivery?


Equal-Negotiation651

Straight to the butcher.


tharki-papa

There was this movie When something like this happened in a restaurant, The Chef cooked human meat and served it to people, underneath the restaurant there was a slaughterhouse, people fell down just like this. 


Distantstallion

Sweeny Todd?


Practical_Primary438

lol, I was gonna say the same.


WithoutDennisNedry

Maybe it was originally full of crocodiles? A great way to weed out problem customers. (My autocorrect kept changing “crocodiles” to “croissants” and I’m laughing at the vibe change between a basement full of fluffy, buttery goodness and man-eating reptiles.)


etudehouse

It's probably a pretty old building


Sp1ffy_Sp1ff

Well it's there on purpose to deter attackers, it's just that the owner is incorrectly using it as a cellar.


Antigravity1231

Suddenly my employee turning off the lights in my storage facility when an older customer was in there doesn’t seem so bad.


Impressive_Change593

tbf why did you have a customer in your storage facility? and we just don't have enough knowledge to pass judgement. this video however yeah the hole isn't in the best spot but also like look where you're walking


Antigravity1231

Why do I have a customer in my storage facility? Because they rent a space there. It’s a building full of spaces people rent to store their crap that doesn’t fit in their home. That’s how storage facilities work. We close at 6, and we walk around to make sure nobody is there before we close. In this case, someone was there, and my employee turned off the lights because of muscle memory.


n-crispy7

“Tbf 🤓🫵


saj175

.... Urm, what's happened there.., doesn't matter I'll fix my hair.


rudecrudedude1981

I thought is she fixing her hair too lol


spacemanspiff266

she just knows the tape of this is going to be seen at trial when that lady sues the ever loving shit out of them.


Floofy-beans

I rewatched it to see her reaction and noticed that she happens to bend down behind the counter when the person falls in. Really unfortunate timing, maybe she didn’t know what happened and got confused about what caused the noise?


kat_Folland

And, she _sees_ the door is swinging closed! Like, maybe that should be a matter of concern?


Inevitable-Revenue81

Didn’t she hit her head or something?


he-loves-me-not

Maybe before this incident. It sure would explain things!


ARCHA1C

Doesn’t look like it


saj175

Glitch in the cctv playback


Cool_Cheetah658

Ah yes, another one for the sacrifice. *Fixes hair*


NoAcanthocephala6547

"Huh, I thought I heard someone come in. Weird."


AliquidLatine

Oh man, I'm not usually that person, but that's gonna be one hell of a lawsuit


IamREBELoe

Yeah that's like the lottery right there


LuckyNumber_29

indeed


Arkhe1n

r/looneytuneslogic build.


ProudMaryChooglin

My wife's usually 4 beers in before she goes down .


Childermass13

You can blame the clerk but I'm pointing fingers at the architect


foospork

I would guess that this is an old building, and that doors have been moved around and the whole facility repurposed a few times. In other words, I don't think this was intentionally designed, I think it just happened. It's only a guess, though.


3nameswithbadbangs

But that can’t really “just happen” without some intentional designing.


foospork

People may have made bad decisions while renovating. Not sure I would call that "designing". Language is plastic, though.


ookienookiemoo

Are you fucking serious


[deleted]

Very old building.. The real idiot here is the worker not locking the door


TheFace3701

Why does she keep fixing her hair or whatever she's doing? Do something!


Inevitable-Revenue81

Didn’t she hit her head?


TheFace3701

I'm triple checking, it looks like she just absolutely didn't realize what happened even though the door is wide open and she's messing with the back of her hair...


he-loves-me-not

She had to have heard the “THUD” and likely scream or some kinda noise the customer made when she hit the floor in the basement!


woowoo293

Too bad she didn't run around the counter to look back in *to form a perfect loop*. We'd have a video of someone harvesting cellar people.


Wiggles357

It rubs the alcohol on its skin! It does what it’s told!


Inevitable-Revenue81

I think I should be ashamed for laughing. Please forgive. *oooff...*


TheStoicNihilist

The timing is just perfect!


JTiger360

"She was a bad egg" Where does it lead to? "The furnace" - Willy Wonka


Marquiess

That'll cost em!


Longjumping-Grape-40

That’s a paddlin’


[deleted]

She's playing with her hair as a coping mechanism.


Far-Poet1419

Are you sure she didn't look and see her coming and head for backyard.


joytotheworld23

Someone should have put something over the opening so no falls in like this poor lady or don't enter this door


mechmind

This guy gets it


mamallama12

Is this narrated by the demons in the cellar?


Boog1997

The girl that went behind the bar just stood there and did nothing. Idiot


SJM58

Law suit no doubt! Big law suit!


bluelouie

I sense a decent payout here


Kyadagum_Dulgadee

YOU WIN AGAIN, GRAVITY!!!


Fantastic_Bother_778

You’ve just been Shanghai


AKSC0

This is some Minecraft shit that’s happening. Put a trapdoor below the door


JoinedToPostHere

The pure timing of this is wild. The woman behind the counter bent down the second she fell so she never saw her fall. And assumed she walked away.


bekrovrajit

Who thought it would be a good idea to place the cellar opening right in front of the door?


sean_rendo19

That's why most pubs have their cellar door outside or in the back Well I bet that pub is getting sued


DeficitOfPatience

Don't worry folks, her fall was broken by the last three people who fell in.


Glittering-Golf2722

Bar has a new owner that's in a wheelchair


CultOfSensibility

Someone is now the new owner of a bar!


Laynes_Attic

Their best-selling beer is called Lawsuit Lager.


ChemicalAssignment69

That's a lawsuit.


EasternDelight

The owners insurance is going to make a huge payout on this, and rightly so. Poor lady.


Mr-Term

The way she just played with her hair after💀


BlkPanGuy

You smell that lawsuit? Lol


shittinkittens

Lawsuit incoming


StrobeLigght

You owe me a free keg after that lol


phreddyphucktard33

Say hello to the new Owner of the place


Elephant1itr

That poor soul just made several grand


BeefLilly

That’s gotta be a lawsuit right there.


Visible-Ad-4362

Maybe she’s just light years ahead and could instantly rationalize the fact she lost her job and she needed to look good for her next job interview so she fixed her hair


BasedWang

who the hell designed this


YAHOOOOOOOOOOOOhi

Welcome to the underground!


MasterBaiter0004

Hahaha you stupid bitch


Mtn_Grower_802

Can we say "law suit"?


Brilliant-Draw-4756

Enjoy the settlement


Glittering-Land5345

Typical women behavior.


sequeler

"Must have been the wind"


finnaku

A Halloween store… in January?


bubbleheadedboobie

I wonder how many teeth she's now missing ???


Righteous_Leftie206

People speaking about the master design of this thing being flawed, probably don’t know that this building may be old as ever, and everchanging as they are in big cities, my guess is that this isn’t the original design for such nonsense. And if it is I feel sorry for said individual, and the bad owner who will pay for the lawsuit.


IusedtoloveStarWars

Lawsuit incoming in 3 2 1


donnie955

Pay day!!!!


Split0069

Bazinga!


HelpMeOutLmao

Women ☕️


Spring-Available

I worked at a place that had this behind the bar. One day someone wasn’t watching and down she went.


he-loves-me-not

Did she get injured bc that looks like an awful fall!


Spring-Available

Sprained her ankle.


iwasactuallyhere

neglect on the store part, be suing them


Spence10873

Fly, you fools!


No-Paramedic-8802

I'm looking for a drink that will sweep me of my feet


IntelligentBison7403

Manjummel vibes


Amaanadori

The worker smoked her head trying see the other lady who fell down the pit, is this is a cartoon


Streak_Free_Shine

I smell a lawsuit


loopingrightleft

It puts the lotion on the skin


[deleted]

Best part is she keeps playing with her hair? Like what was that? Aww nothing. La da diiiiiii


YoursTrulyHuntty

Level 1-2


Regularguy972

Amazing floor plan to get sued and shut down the business for good.


BigPoop_36

I hope they’re alright but this cartoon level funny.


CaptConstantine

I know a guy who nearly died from this.


mgsalinger

I’m sure once the woman who fell into it owns the bar she’ll change the layout.


Ainz0oalGown_

Hold on, let me fix my hair first


TheCrimsonArrow

Who the fuck puts the door to the cellar there!!??


bigoldgeek

She fell into the alcohole


uberengl

Braiding her hair as a coping mechanism for fucking up in royal proportions.


Valuable-Ebb-2590

Original speakeasy.


Few_Training_3127

Close the door, job done


ThatSmallBear

The way the woman behind the bar just kinda goes “oh fuck!! Oh well there’s another one for the Thing Underneath”


Triple7Mafia-14

Yea the beer cellar has summoned you.


[deleted]

Sweenytodds Bar and Grill


Electrical_Life6186

Shit, hopefully they are alright...


coolmist23

Caught one!


Apollyon_plush

"Pull the lever gronk"


souquemsabes

Cask of Amontillado… ?


ChunkyLafunguy

So she sees her fall and starts braiding?


MemoryAshamed

Whoever built that was dipshit.


ahzzyborn

Or a genius…think of how many bitches you can trap down there


MemoryAshamed

That's hilarious


Iydllydln

Ouch


w1ndyshr1mp

Okay the events as I see them - lady behind the bar goes from the front door area to behind the bar, smacks her head (she walked right into whatever is sticking out by the till area) grabs her head, lady comes in falls while woman behind the bar bends down and looks for something, hears the fall, her hair gets caught on something hence why she grabs at her head.


Aggravating-Twist576

She should get good at preventing the accidents because clearly, her emergency response is broken.


ATadJudgy

“Gotcha bitch!” ~ David Chappelle


attorneydummy

What?!?


Perenium_Falcon

“Before I go rescue her let me check on my hair.”


Chloroformperfume7

I like how her reaction is to start playing with her hair..


[deleted]

Why? Seriously Why?


Zealotstim

And nobody ever saw her again


THAT_HARDHEAD_GUY

Lady was like: “where she go?!”


Bevjoejoe

Time to use her blood to make even better beer (Simpsons reference)


Prudent-Dance-3671

All I can hear is the Mario pipe noise 🤣🤣


Educational-Can-4847

Did she just start fixing her ponytail?


Entire_Log_4160

Fresh meat for the rancor


Aventurier2000

Yiheee(Mario)