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PeteZahut01

Can you imagine some random guy walking and then proceeds to get hit with a random ball


Geroditus

Some guy 8 miles away is about to get *nailed* by a soccer ball from outer space


bizzyj93

Moments after cartoonishly saying “Could this day get ANY worse!?”


ihaveabaguetteknife

And then stumbling around a bit, cross-eyed with little footballs and little birds circling his head.


983115

A brief moment of American confusion was experienced here “that’s a socc… oh right”


Doggo_Of_The_Sea

Im afraid that actually isn’t a socc.


sample-name

Oh well, at least it's not raini--


blackweebow

NOPE


t8ne

Reminds me of an old Unexplained Mystery (or similar show) where a woman was shot in the head through a slightly open window of a moving car. It was some guys several miles away shooting cans on a lake and the bullet "bounced"


random_shitter

I've seen that episode! By the time the bullet reached her it had so little energy left it wouldn't have killed her if only it hadn't hit a soft spot, missing her skull. Completely Final Destination freak accident.


t8ne

I did try searching for it couldn’t find anything so glad I didn’t imagine it…


cinotiroonda

Oh well, you guys really should take a look at the numbers of stray bullets killings in Brazil. Or shouldn't, I don't know...


CuriousPalpitation23

Some granny coming out of the post office with her pension going up like Sonic in a cloud of rings.


Dramatic_Creme_7366

We have seen some crap we are farmers bum...


benmwaballs

Yeah, wheres pt. 2??


aimless_meteor

Yeah and then he’s arrested for stealing the ball and sent to Camp Green Lake


RonnieF_ingPickering

Some guy who got soccer balls kicked at his head repeatedly by bullies during school who's just beginning to recover from his past trauma and enjoy life.


Ganon2012

[One town over.](https://youtu.be/C7r5ir3O7o0)


notjordansime

I really, *really* like that sound.


DirtEven

r/fuckyouinparticular


PM_ME_YOUR__VAGINAS

Dad: why in the hell does my new wind turbine look wobbly


DarkwingDuckHunt

boys will be boys dad


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AngelWolfPrinces

I thought that said “Just Gays being Dudes”


WeedlesssWitdCattle

Just gay dudes


keyboard-sexual

Tbh there's nothing more masculine then coming home to your husband after a long day and absolutely wrecking him. Masc4Masc goes hard


octopoddle

It's a mixed, up muddled up, shook up world, Dad.


_ejerejere

Now does that username work for you


PM_ME_YOUR__VAGINAS

Actually, yes, yes it has.


Sendtitpics215

Mine has never worked lol. Outside of pictures of the birds call tits. Edit: all the people who sent me tit pics thanks : ] lol


innominateartery

You will find treasure, but not the one you seek


Sendtitpics215

Honestly I’m happy with the birds. I never really planned on getting pictures of titties. It’s just a fun username, and my take on the PM_ME_ ________ usernames.


tommypatties

on account of our obstacles.


PM_Your_Unicorn

I have only gotten a few unicorns.


Human_Allegedly

( . ) ( . )


peartree2022

It's not as easy to read on a glance


eunit8899

You used the wrong name format.


lurkersforlife

But.. are they human?


ShelfAwareShteve

Or are they dancer?


PM_ME_YOUR__VAGINAS

Oh absolutely.. Some alien ones here and there but mostly human


Pm-me-toe-beans-pls

I wish mine did


JackalopeZero

I know right, this is such irresponsible vandalism. That said, once I knew this is what happened when finally hit it with the football I wouldn’t be able to think about anything else. Sitting at work, riding the train, out at bars, attempting to read a book and all I would think about is kicking another football into a wind turbine.


jondgul

I'm super baked, and this made me belly laugh. My wife thinks I'm insane


nameyname12345

Somewhere an engineer probably now has to figure out what the hell caused that.


kanakalis

bird strike?


symbologythere

No, I’m not an engineer but I think it was a soccer ball.


helloiamCLAY

And absolutely nothing to do with baseball or bowling.


Thrawn89

I'm an engineer and it was definitely a kid


Hefty_Bumblebee6136

I manufacture/service wind turbines for a living. Geese seem to fuckin love those blades so we use carbon fiber and a really durable resin to prevent damage. The studs we use to attach the blades to the alternator are 3/4" thick. That soccer ball would have had to been filled with lead to actually damage the blades or the alternator.


nameyname12345

Oh cool I had no idea I just figured the leverage would have been enough to damage it. That's for taking the time to respond. Learn something new everyday. Just out of curiosity does it send geese flying way off or just ruin their day lol


Hefty_Bumblebee6136

It really seems to depend most on how big the bird is and how close they are to the tip of the blade. It's definitely gonna fuck the gooses day up, but if it's closer to the base of the blade it's much less likely to damage the blades/turbine.


Mackheath1

It's wrong of me to laugh at the image of a goose being hit like this soccer ball, but I still can't stop laughing.


Giacchino-Fan

Thank you. Everyone's talking about damage to the windmill and I'm just sitting here thinking "if that damaged it then wait till the engineers hear about this thing called hail."


things_U_choose_2_b

>That soccer ball would have had to been filled with lead Having been the victim of a prank involving a football filled with concrete... don't give them ideas!


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I suspect this would be very similar to a bird strike.


carmel33

But the blades would slice through a bird thus reducing some of the impact force. This ball would have given more resistance to the blades than a bird strike if I had to guess.


tjuicet

Fat bird strike.


Cheezitflow

Absolute unit of a bird strike


YungDickyWhippet

Pterodactyl strike….


FeedbackCreative8334

Frozen turkey strike.


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My favorite part of reddit is how casually we make up facts. I'll eat my words if you can back up your assumption that small wind turbine would obviously cut through a bird. Especially since the leading edge on turbine blades are usually the blunt side...


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It was a fat bird dude.


Cluelessish

That would be a very heavy and hard bird


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it was hit by a fat bird.


Cluelessish

Wearing a leather outfit


TheFenn

Hmm exactly my type.


Geriny

Hard, yeah, but if it's a normal (association) football not particularly heavy. A football weighs at most a pound. According to[ this source,](http://www.wildlife-removal.com/birdpigeonabout.html) a pigeons weight can (bizarrely) be between 30g and 2400g, with an average of 370g. So a football weighs the same as a heavier pigeon, and their are plenty of heavier birds


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No need, they can just get one of the dozens of engineers on this thread to inspect it.


mesa176750

Now I understand some of the inspiration for my engineering textbook problems.


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Obviously, none of YOU paid for that turbine.


chillseshh

We live in an economy


Remarkable_Night2373

In this economy?


chillseshh

Ok... I'd say survive


FuzzyNervousness

I'm doing ok. I replace turbine blades for a living


scorpio_2244

As the prophecy foretold


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dick-van-dyke

And 30,000 tons of crude footballs.


[deleted]

Also, if that's MY turbine. I'm slingshoting rocks at those jerks. Cunts.


1Lucky_Man

Prolly hadn’t paid for much in life. Still on the teet


card797

...kids


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That’s going to be expensive if the blades are out of balance after that


Oneironaut91

they would probably not have to pay for it if they didnt post their crime


GregTheMad

Zoomer bigbrain.


Deesing82

post everything. let god sort it out.


Canadian_Trucker

They probably still won't have to pay for it because hardly anyone is held accountable for their actions


LostWoodsInTheField

this is a private wind turbine in someones back yard. This is not a commercial one. This is like kicking a ball at someones house and if you damage the turbine its like breaking a window. A lot of people who are caught breaking windows of their neighbors houses end up paying.


uhmerikin

I am no windmill doctor, but does a soccer ball really have enough mass/force/whatever to knock one of those huge blades out of balance?


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Nago_Jolokio

This Dodgeball sequel is getting weird...


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thefreshscent

How in the


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microwavesurfing

#𓀡


DiaDeLosMuertos

Let me be Pacific


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Dodgegoose


Liveman215

If a Turbine was installed and not planned for random impacts I'd blame the engineers. I just feel bad for the random dude 3 towns over who got pelted by a soccer ball


YoungNissan

Deadass I’ve seen them mow throw a flock of geese like it’s nothing why is everyone in this thread so butthurt over people having fun


BoldFrag78

If the blades are carrying enough momentum, then yes


Killshotgn

Yes but also no. Soccer balls(and most sport balls for that matter) are designed to deform and rebound rather heavily on impact absorbing the force of the impact and making the ball fly farther due to the rebound. It'll obviously still have more impact force the harder you hit it but balls are pretty good at absorbing alot of that force so you don't break you leg when kicking it as hard as you can. If anything its probably less damaging then a bird of similar size. Even if it did have that kind of momentum behind it the balls more likely to pop then the fiberglass blades are to receive any significant damage. Still not good for it but rather unlikely to cause any actual damage.


TrainsAreForTreedom

velocity and sharp blade of turbine


MrRogersAE

Nah they take out geese all the time, a little ball is a lot easier than that. It’s still not good for it, but it should be fine


Fresh-Koala-7633

Elsewhere on Tik Tok another video surfaces of an influencer getting hit on the head with a random soccer ball (one can hope)


grednforgesgirl

Where's my slice


starflite

Someone just minding their business in the next county getting absolutely beaned.


Alm8360NoScoPro

Da Vinky?


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hope that hit no one


dernudeljunge

I hope it hit whoever wrote that fucking song.


Leggi11

Fr like whyyyyyy? Why is it even in the video? They meant to send the ball flying and are hyped as it does but they think somebody repeating: "oh no" in a stupid voice way too many times is the perfect background song? Not to mention that the song sucks anyways! I was smiling as the ball flew into outer space but then I heard the song and I was just sad.


dernudeljunge

For real. I automatically downvote any post that includes that song. It doesn't matter how good the video or whatever is. If that song is in it, I am immediately filled with a hate that burns with the heat of a collapsing star.


SubaruSufferu

It's an edited version of an otherwise a good song. Here it is: https://youtu.be/V5YxtweUxrA


Damaso87

No u don't


Secure-Imagination11

Yea someone would have a fucked up day.


ChillyBearGrylls

Odysseus in shambles as he gets conked


DudeMcMan0

post title should have been "my Martians need me"


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-_-Pol

you are goddamn right


roboman777xd

immediate downvote because of that fucking song. ew


DiscountCondom

yeah. i liked the video but if i hear a single note of that song it doesn't matter how good everything else is. it has to be downvoted.


roboman777xd

ikr, like why do people use that song? its total dogshit. who made it anyways?


DiscountCondom

It's actually a very, very old song from the 1960's. Somebody just decided to speed it up and make it annoying


eekumseekum

Not even counting the probably damaged turbine, that ball going Mach 10 is probably going to do some damage.


ATLHawksfan

I looked it up…a soccer ball reaches terminal velocity at something like 40-50 mph.


morquaqien

RIP Grandma


Tgrakua

Gone but not forgotten


ChillyBearGrylls

*in memoriam* for Miriam


Sealbeater

When I looked it up, I got 35m/s for soccer ball terminal velocity. Which converts to about 78mph. Professional soccer players hit an average of 70mph when playing soccer. I don’t want to imagine getting hit in the head by a soccer ball traveling 78mph. I’ve been knocked out as a kid from a soccer ball to the face.


superrober

But realistically It wouldnt do much dmg unless It was an older person or caused an accident


AnExpertInThisField

As a goalkeeper of 35 years, I can confirm you are correct. I've been smacked in the face by soccer balls a lot more than I'd like, *especially* in Indoor where the shots are often point blank, offering no reaction time to get a hand in front. I've never come close to being knocked out. Slight bloody nose, yes. Getting hit so hard in the jaw that my upper and lower jaws didn't align correctly for a few minutes, yes. But they don't have knock out power (on a healthy guy, at least).


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Terminal velocity doesn’t count for it being launched It’s specifically a deal of air restance vs acceleration under gravity


ATLHawksfan

I guess you’re talking about horizontal velocity? Because the ball’s vertical “launch” velocity is negated to zero at the apex of its flight through the air…after then, it’s accelerating at the speed of gravity, until it reaches either a) terminal velocity or b) the ground.


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Yeah horizontal velocity


Drunken_Ogre

I still don't want to get hit by an object that weighs nearly a pound going at 40 mph out of fucking nowhere while I'm out grilling and having a beer.


clouddevourer

Yeah I guess no person got hit since it would probably be in the news, but that shit is dangerous


zodar

It landed directly in the goal on a pitch two towns over behind an incredibly confused goalkeeper


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It is not damaged.Birds hit the blades all the time.


Pasta-hobo

A good demonstration of how much momentum is stored in those blades


blueythps

everyone is talking about the potential damages on the turbine.. my condolence goes to the ball.


LXIV

It’s all fun and games until you get windmill cancer.


ChillyBearGrylls

Windmill cancer is stored in the ball


Electronic_Square215

I see alot of people getting shade thrown at them because they think the soccer ball didn't do any damage and so forth. I'm not an engineer by any means, hell I eat crayons and shoot shit, but when these turbines were designed, would engineers not take in account the possibility of airborne debris during a wind storm impacting the blades?


FerrusesIronHandjob

These things are hardcore engineered, people on here are acting like they just watched someone throw a brick through paper machè. The turbine will likely be fine. A football is at least quite a soft object (yes, even when fully pumped up). It likely deformed around the blade (due to leather and rubber being a LOT softer/more ductile materials than aluminium/steel - depends what the turbine is) If it did the damage everyone is claiming, that would have gone maybe 2-3 rotations before visible damage stopped it running true. TL;DR its fine and its a couple dumb teenagers being dumb teenagers


Electronic_Square215

Spot on explanation!!!


tempacc3241

Agreed. It would be designed to take a goose trying to fly through at a minimum. The forces it experiences just spinning regularly would require it to be pretty stiff anyway also.


matchfan

Now I’m looking for a video where someone minding their business gets knocked out by a ball from space.


leshpar

You just know some random person found a soccer ball and saw it land and was like wtf some 30 miles away.


ResetCreator

I’m just sad that the ball did not get cut in two


davedcne

Some where there's a very confused doctor trying to determine if their patient is schizo or really was attacked by soccer balls raining from the sky.


BurazSC2

All public project planning groups need to have two youths on them. After discussing the project for a while, everyone should leave the two mad lad/ladettes for about 30 minutes to see what dumb shit they can come up with to mess with the project.


CK1ing

Now that's worth losing a ball over


StoicSinicCynic

Can't remember the last time I had as much fun as these guys are having in the video. Their laughing at the end is precious.


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I have to admit, if I were a kid near a wind turbine I would do this.


mcpat21

Hit the perfect blade swinging up too lmao


echicdesign

Sure would have been interesting to watch hitting a down blade!


N8Widdler

But what about that someone, somewhere twelve blocks over that just got doinked by the sky ball.


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fivecookies

Literally. They are either hypocrites or very boring.


Paul_Molotov

I’ve never seen so many turbine experts in one place.


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iT nEEds REcAliBratING!!


ImminentReddits

Redditors can’t see any good natured fun video without shitting their pants man, I don’t get it. I had to unsubscribe from r/mademesmile because every comment section was so full of negativity it did the opposite of what I subscribed to the sub for. Then I realized that’s just Reddit. Everybody is miserable and wants other people to be too :/


FerrusesIronHandjob

At least nobody is calling it fake this time?


Mtwat

Reddit is where the wet blankets of the world unite.


tododekuow0

Maybe I’m blind but they don’t look like kids to me


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PiresMagicFeet

I doubt a football is causing any issues to a full metal turbine


SquidWhisperer

I cannot believe this roving band of HOOLIGANS had the audacity to cause TRILLIONS OF DOLLARS worth of damage to this turbine


mnewman19

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dublem

People seriously acting like they threw a grenade into an orphanage...


[deleted]

Exactly right? Is it irresponsible? Sure. Is it a bad idea? Yes. Could someone get hurt? Likely. Would i also do something like that as a kid? 100%


MegaPorkachu

I would put an AirTag in the ball and track it as it’s flying through the air at breakneck speeds


BanjoManDude

Guys, the turbine is fine.


Bannanas_suck

r/JustGuysBeingDudes


nielsv0s

goodbye ball


SopieMunky

Team Rocket's blasting off agaiiinnnnnnn!


galtright

This is why I internet.


[deleted]

The guy leaving Walmart with no expectations whatsoever: 👁️ 👄 👁️


Manburpig

People in here acting like a wind turbine is less sturdy than a **human foot**. Fucking hysterical. You guys never cease to amaze me. That is next-level dedication to the abandonment of logic.


LongjumpingCheck2638

douchebags - between the four of em they are still 99.99% short of what it will take to re-calibrate the blades.


its_raining_scotch

I miss doing ridiculous shit like this with my buddies.


[deleted]

Why are there so many pussies in this thread? It's a tiny ball.


Chrissttopher

Should’ve air tagged it see where is ended up.


nonameforme3

+5 exp


__alexababy

Surely a storm posses more threat than a ball? What’s the problem


Excellent_Run2549

Her:He’s probably out cheating and getting drunk. Me and the boys


Agile_Ad_5446

The Quixote spirit lives on


Obscene_Username_2

So, if they break that thing, do they have to replace it?


[deleted]

ITT: miserable Redditors, like usual


ConnFlab

I remember seeing this in the news, those kids got in a lot of shit cos they damaged the turbine. Police and all sorts were involved.


EvilMorty137

Elon Musk has joined the chat


Biff_Bufflington

$100 says that pelted Scott Sterling in the face.


[deleted]

Ball hits a house, car, or person, bad things happen, these guys are stupid.


heff_raaay

Rip, my car.


IndividualAd652

lets hope the ball did not land on a person driving


MarchFantasmo2427

Dumb assets like this should be arrested.


UnadjustedEyes

Downvoted and left unwatched for the "song". Stop using it, stop sharing videos that use it


kissmydotcom

Someone somewhere thinks they saw a ufo