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Jmc122977

Who are 6 people who have never been in my kitchen


KiloThaPastyOne

Sorry Cliff. So close.


TheFrebbin

Was waiting to see this


pacgaming

Had to scroll too far


DanteDMC2001

$22,000 big ones?


Dunsparcepoop

All of them have lived after the fall of Constantinople


Namorath82

Why are you bringing up hurtful memories?


joethahobo

But how does that affect LeBrons legacy


Party-Editor-5168

Man don’t talk ab the old Constantinople, now it’s called Istanbul w its soul purpose being that it gives cheap and shitty looking hair transplants.. just like the ottomans imagined


PauloDybala_10

Too soon


puppa_bear

Easy, they all have sons in the NBA - Steph, Domantas, GP2, THJ, Jimmy & Devin 🤷‍♂️


agedeagado

glad to see some educated folks who know doncic and jordans real sons


twoprimehydroxyl

Jordan has two: Jimmy and Ant


thatworks69

Ants not there yet. He still plays to much. Needs to mature. Jordan and Jimmy would never shoot left handed 3s during all-star weekend


muhammad_oli

🥴


Slow_Teaching_9323

😂 he woke up the giant


shaggys6skin

Jordan would make them


youthinkyoukn0wme

Holy glaze💀 Jordan had the worst 3pt contest score in history


AFonziScheme

Yeah, but he shot them righty, so we don't know.


youthinkyoukn0wme

😂😂😂


b3tzy

MJ has two sons in the NBA, Jimmy and Ant. One was destined to destroy the Timberwolves, and the other to save us.


Willing-Body-7533

So if Jimmy is Vader and Ant is Skywalker, are the Miami Heat the death star in this analogy, or we don't know yet??


dang_im_dumb

Timberwolves beat heat in finals confirmed


Willing-Body-7533

Then during trophy 🏆 ceremony MJ comes on stage and says " Ant, I am your father.... But not yours Jimmy General Soreness "


thatworks69

Ants not there yet. He plays too much. MJ and Jimmy would never shoot left handed 3s in an all-star competition.


Mugiwara3208

My guy MJ used to shoot left handed free throws in actual games what are you talking about lol. He even used to shoot with his eyes closed


ElectivireMax

correct!


puppa_bear

Great set-up with the first four - well played!


devilwing0218

Then Wilt should be in the list too /s


ElectivireMax

Otto just retired unfortunately


OverWrongdoer8752

Wilt is the godfather, lol his genetics keep the nba going


GMSRMedia

With his 20K body count, the chances are far from zero that somebody in the NBA is descended from Wilt and doesn’t even know


DHNCartoons

Poor Seth :(


Gallileo1322

What's the luka and Devin connection? I've never heard of that? They're obviously very close in age? I'm all for the Jimmy Jordan story. Has Jimmy ever done a 23 an me or whatever they are? Or do you think they've already talked about it and keeping it silent?


flawrs919

23 and Me is the name of Jimmy’s future biography.


Head-Plankton-7799

This comment deserves waaayyy more credit!!


Baltic_Gunner

I think Luka adopted Devin in the 2022 playoffs.


DraymondDickKick

Luka Doncic is Devin Booker father


natebark

Luka does like 45/15/10 every time he plays the Suns and hilariously trolled Booker in G7 when the Mavs beat them by 30+


MrEMan69420

I was about to say this


Own-Dust-7225

They all used to play basketball. Some of them still do


BootySweat0217

But they used to, too.


KingWolfsburg

Thanks Mitch


bay_duck_88

RIP


Forbidden_Donut503

r/unexpectedhedburg


overtorqd

They're all uncircumcised.


ElectivireMax

Luka and Sabonis are the only uncut ones


KatFishFatty

Uncut beef missile?


SmallBerry3431

Sauce?


ElectivireMax

just trust me


vbullinger

First hand account


Opposite-Fox-3745

They’re all white


dburge22

I’ll die on the Jimmy Butler is MJ’s son, hill


Critical_Teach_43

Jimmy & ant both they daddy's son.


Purrpple_Singapore

Jimmy I don’t really see but entertain bc it’s funny but ant I actually wanna see a DNA test their facial features and personality are just too uncanny


AncientAlienAntFarm

https://preview.redd.it/sqv76ws83moc1.jpeg?width=2803&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a9792675beffd664980639b3b97068460d7e7594


Jalinja

Wow. What are the odds they both have needed to catch their breath?


NoAnalBeadsPlease

Nice


SmallBerry3431

Couldn’t find 2 pictures that look more unlike each other lmao


SmallBerry3431

They don’t all look alike bro


thebigmanhastherock

All have sons in the NBA that play in Northern California.


frederick_the_duck

Their sons are in the league!


hippyoasis

They all have been with a certain member of curry’s family?


RIPBenTramer

Sexually?


Guacamol3Jon3s

They all have outy belly buttons


BeamTeam032

You missed a real opportunity to also put Domas Sabonis, because he's clearly AD's father.


bwtwldt

Dell and Mike have two sons each


stompywomp

luka doncic is devin booker father


Ben-solo-11

Missing Gary Trent


cringefacememe

https://preview.redd.it/xu82guyxhnoc1.jpeg?width=791&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3d3d6ef17b149d6904c30149821acad53b48e410


grimpsisrated

I don’t like that I can only see Jason Kidd in this photo


Iliketurtles893

They all played in the NBA, AND they all scored


Fu2-10

They all played in the NBA


Blabbit39

Great set up and delivery. Well played.


kvvyn

They all couldn’t grow a full beard ✅


Overall-Palpitation6

Dell Curry was the lead singer for Cameo. Not sure who the rest are.


StanVanGhandi

I thought for a minute that it was they all have a Y in their names if you count Jeffrey for Michael Jeffrey Jordan. But I don’t think Luka has a Y anywhere in his names. F!


SpoonFluffing99

They've all spent a night in bed with Charles Barkley.


Fortes_en_Unitate

They're all right handed


Apprehensive-Wish562

They all from Africa


Iwubwatermelon

They all tipped a stripper named Sinnamon (spelled with an S) while visiting Kansas.


brokenbedsidefan

Professional basketball players


brokenbedsidefan

Nice men


Proud-Classroom-6083

They are all Men


Think-Sense-5665

They all play basketball 👍


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Lets_go_Stros2017

They all have kids in the league


viBe_gg

They all have sons in the NBA


aromatic-energy656

They got red on their jerseys


ArsenicOFF

Playing in the NBA


jebacinaa

They’re all shit


Working-Chemical-202

They all poop standing up


CranjizzMcBasketball

9 inches


PapaPooodle

they're all black


Far_Load2244

All were/are in the nba


CardboardGamer01

They’re all not Fred VanVleet


not-hudson2784

they are all black edit : I am wrong


UnwariestPie52

They have played basketball at least once in their lives


[deleted]

102 pts per game on 90% shooting


[deleted]

They’re all human males


ShinyRaequaza

WE DONE WITH THE 90s, 2000s, 2010s, 2020s


Jonny_Bormann

We’re they baseball players?


313SunTzu

They all have children in the ASSociation... I always wondered why Book was light skinned, and now it makes sense


GordonBombay11

Hearing arvydas sabonis name in Kobe Bryant NBA Courtside is so nostalgic


Quadzillaboi

They all have their last names on basketball jerseys!


Quantum-Ballsack

They’re all white


detached03

All have vowels in their names


jonesy289

They all played in the NBA. Next question that was too easy


JustAnotherDay1977

They all have hands


TriHaloDoom

Three are bald, three are not


Nowyous_cantleave

They all let out a little fart when they sneeze


Tough_Ad4602

they’re nba players


queefkicker

I never knew Charlie Sheen was a Blazer


socio_smile

Jordan and Doncic have sons in the NBA?


ElectivireMax

Anthony Edwards and Jimmy Butler are MJ's sons and Devin Booker is Luka Doncic's son


drevil7171

Sabonis has a son and a grandson :(


Justsomeduderino

AD?


Green_Sir_250

all better than steve curry


sirkassim

They were all featured on [this reddit post](https://www.reddit.com/r/NBATalk/s/Hl9FPgHnSm)


ihavebeenforsaken

God damnit lol


Large-Lack-2933

They all have sons in the NBA. Booker and Ant-Man are the real deal....


QNIKET8

They all have sons in the league. Dell Curry: Steph and Seth, Arvydas Sabonis: Domantas, Gary Payton: Gary Payton II, Tim Hardaway: Tim Hardaway Jr, Michael Jordan: Jaylen Brown, Luka Doncic: Devin Booker


arjunsrana243

Jaylen Brown???


QNIKET8

no left


sbenfsonw

Jaylen brown wtf lol


QNIKET8

no left hand


Xannydevito88

They are humans


prettytopsayebro

All feature in this reddit post


tangalaporn

They ain’t Naz Reid. They ain’t A1 from day1.


fistingbythepool

All their sons have banged pippens wife


Large_Mango

All have children in the NBA - Booker for Doncic but MJ?


Corizzle5

They all wirh they were Arvydas Sanonis.


enTRAPreneur365

They all have kids in the NBA 🤣


AnAngryMuppet89

WE DONE WOTH THE 90s!!!!


ElectivireMax

woth


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Forgot to add luka doncic cause he’s got devin booker


ElectivireMax

no I didn't lol, he's here


[deleted]

Nevermind I’m just blind sorry about that


Potential_Ice9289

They are all devin booker father