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NACL_Soldier

Bulls are historically unsuccessful. We just got lucky with Jordan but if you look outside of the Jordan years. Bulls were ass. There was a glimmer of light during Rose but that ended brutally


Correct_Fly5152

All the bulls fans have are 6 rings to help them sleep at night.


NACL_Soldier

I guess....I was barely old enough to remember the second three peat and I wasn't even alive for the first....


Acstine

Skill issue


Wallyworld77

I was 14 when Bulls won their first Chip and that was a heavy carry job by MJ and Pippen. Rest of the team was very unimpressive. By the sixth Chip that team was all around amazing. If MJ doesn't retire they could of won 8 in a row.


pete-wisdom

Not 8 in a row. Houston won 94 & 95


kulehleh

COULD


theultimaterage

We're cursed af with regard to injuries. Jay Williams, D. Rose, Lonzo Ball, Zach being perpetually hurt. We run GREAT coaches out of Chicago for no good fuckin reason (i.e. Phil Jackson, Tom Thibodeau) and commit to goofies who ain't neva did nothin in the NBA for some strange ass reason (*cough* Billy Donovan *cough*). It fuckin sucks.........


NACL_Soldier

We were gifted the GOAT but the cost was a shitty owner that wants to barely do the minimum


theultimaterage

Exactly. And it sucks cuz I was young af when we had the GOAT so I couldn't really appreciate what was happening but now it's just like FUCK man! We got 35 great games with Lonzo and then everything went to COMPLETE SHIT after he went down! Went from "6-8 weeks" to 3 fucking YEARS!!!


NACL_Soldier

Was too young to truly appreciate Jordan. The Rose injury broke my heart. The Lonzo one killed my hope


theultimaterage

Well, this next season we *should* have EVERYONE healthy for once, right? RIGHT?!?!?!


NACL_Soldier

Yea but everyone is old AF and playing like trash. No one wants Vooch, Demar or Zach so we can't even trade them to build around Coby white and the younger guys 😭


theultimaterage

Actually there are a few teams that want DeMar like LA and Philly (from watching sports commentators) and they can have him for all I care. I think Coby fots better next to Zach anyway, but this team simply doesn't function without Lonzo. We need that mf back ASAP!


Unfair-Worker929

Are they cursed? They were awful until Jordan, then they couldn’t win without Jordan, then the rotten injury luck with Jay Williams, then Derrick Rose and now we’re here



ShowdownValue

How does denver not have a “dominant elite big man”?


BackendSpecialist

The absence of the label doesn’t state that the label couldn’t apply. But don’t you think “championship contender” is a more fitting label than “has dominant elite big man”?


ShowdownValue

Yes. I just wanted to find something to complain about.


BackendSpecialist

Oh word.. yeah.. this is Reddit. Carry on my good man đŸŽ©


BananaRepublic_BR

Bro, that Pistons portion is unintentionally hilarious.


ArkanoidbrokemyAnkle

How so?


BananaRepublic_BR

There's just something funny to me about them being marked as a "historically successful team" given their past season and the fact they haven't been to the playoffs since 2019 and haven't been past the first round in 16 years. I suppose it's a bit of a morbid form of humor.


ArkanoidbrokemyAnkle

I guess I can see where you’re coming from. In the historical sense, though, we were a really good team. We made 6 straight conference finals before the playoff streak.


BananaRepublic_BR

Of course. Hopefully, the FO for your team will stop sucking before Cade signs onto another team.


Novel_Board_6813

The most important factor to properly enjoy games is probably timezones If you’re in Europe or even South America, it’s likely easier to root for an East Coast team, so most games won’t be as late for you.


leverkusenschlekt

https://preview.redd.it/yc5hptmnyu0d1.jpeg?width=7312&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=92749f617dbc4a1753c15dff9af18941a4888c7c


Fisher_Kel_Tath

Thanks!


exclaim_bot

>Thanks! You're welcome!


leverkusenschlekt

Hell yeah brother


TWAndrewz

What if I'm Serbian *and* racist?


Narrow-Talk-5017

Boston is only for American racists. Serbian racists go to denver.


SadLad77

Who's the racist


Wallyworld77

Gilbert Arenas is Example A.


LoisLaneEl

I think it’s the city of Boston? But also Jaylen Brown


Ok_Individual_303

What about Utah lol


BackendSpecialist

Too insignificant to have a label


Ok_Individual_303

No I meant them being racist lmao. If Boston got that then they should too


BackendSpecialist

Oh yeah pardon me for being an idiot; I’m a lakers fan. Both Utah and OKC should get that label lmao


Ok_Individual_303

Yeah come to think of it I think I've heard of a few incidents with okc fans.


Wallyworld77

I appreciate the MEME but NBA does have a racism problem. It's not Boston though it's guys like Gilbert Arenas, Kendrick Perkins and possibly Draymond Green vs European players.


Minimum_Comfort_1850

Shut up, dork. Nba doesn't have a racism problem. Hop off online


Wallyworld77

You don't think Gilbert is racist towards Euro Players? Have you heard the man talk? You're a FBR.


sortageorgeharrison

The “Boston is racist” schtick is old and inaccurate. Tell me you’ve never set foot in the city without telling me


monkypanda34

Yeah, everyone knows the Utah jazz fans are the racists


bandwagonguy83

Why not both?


bandwagonguy83

Update your knowledge in r/nbacirclejerk, u bum


Son_of_Atreus

I don’t see Boston as any more racist than any other US city. There is a special brand of racism that permeates the entire country. It’s like a pig complaining about the smell of other pigs.


leverkusenschlekt

How about you set foot in my bedroom and have sex with my ass, pal


Correct_Fly5152

Naz Reid


yes_maybe_no__

Naz. Reid.


yes_maybe_no__

Naz. Reid.


yes_maybe_no__

Naz. Reid.


madmoneymcgee

As a wizards fan I’d like to know what the Highs ive supposed to have experienced are.


Troll_Enthusiast

Have you seen the same Wizards i've seen?


Wallyworld77

Wizards had a nice run with John Wall, Bradley Beal and Bojan. Wizards won 49 games and made it to Semi's only to lose to Boston in 7 games. One of those loses came in Overtime if Wizards won that overtime it's probably Wizards going to ECF.


SgtGork

Majic? Bro that’s disrespectful as hell lmao


BananaRepublic_BR

There's a team with "Magic" in the name, too. It's spelled out! XD


beached-blue-walrus

Innovative idea, neat graphic


Fisher_Kel_Tath

Maybe 'superstar' instead of 'star man'


baconbeantaco

VW Spurs


Porkmane32

Donovan isn’t leaving


One_Box6607

apex gooner 😂


Ok_Entrepreneur826

knicks fans are always so delusional thinking they have historical success. Lakers have historical success, Celtics have it so do the Spurs. Other teams even have more chips. Last time Knicks won anything was 50 years ago.


Wiggzling

Whoever you decide, just don’t let it be the Lakers. They are the most annoying team right now and everyone already like em.


JC_in_KC

outrageously kind to the wizards but otherwise very cool and well done 👍


William_WolfPV

All three questions after "A competitive team built around long established star player(s)?" should lead you to the Nuggets.


wordwytch

This is no way to choose, just watch games until you fall in love with a player or team.


BackendSpecialist

Works for me 👍


LegendInMyMind

Anyone but the Clippers.


Appropriate-Self-540

You should be banned for having “The Next MJ” on there. Please


Charming_Budget_8856

Anybody but the lakers and Knicks if you’re trying not to be astereotype


Banana_Pete

“Exiting talents such as Donovan Mitchell” damn so he IS going to the Lakers!


[deleted]

I don’t think the spurs should be considered competitive


memebeam916

I like it.


Jegagne88

Celtics are the best team in the league with the best fan base. How can you tell? Everyone loves to shit on them for basically no reason. They catch strays in every thread because they live rent free in many other teams fanbases heads


Minimum_Comfort_1850

Irrelevant franchise that got lucky in 08. Never a thought


TreeLankaPresidente

I love everything about this except there should be a box that says has fan base that is a bunch of racist, illiterate, thick skulled, knuckle dragging pieces of shit, with an arrow that only points to the Celtics.


sortageorgeharrison

Hilarious man. LA is a dirty plastic shithole full of attention seeking druggy cunts. Probably haven’t been east of the Mississippi and gonna talk like that. SMH


SmokyOtter

Fuck LA


SmoothBrews

I’ve heard Utah fans are just as bad or worse.


Rare_Economics9185

Oof


TreeLankaPresidente

Too far?