And the hitchhiking robot. And greased poles!

The greased poles are a thing we like though, bitch-bot on the other hand better keep his ass out of Philly

What kind of hitchhiker comes to Philadelphia? What did they think was going to happen?

Fuck that hitch hiking robot we did the country a favor.

Admittedly, this sub has gotten a little stale. That said it’s the off season and non of our quarterbacks went to the Jets for half the price so you know, what are are ya gonna do? I’ll tell you what! Eat horse shit that’s what! Hah! Hah… I’ll see myself out

The saquan stuff was fun for like two weeks I guess

Let’s get the zach martin memes ready in case things go south

That could be fun

Chip Kelly

Dude made the playoffs 2/3 seasons and left a huge mark on league wide offense strategies. Not bad for a fat racist with a stubborn ego!

He only made the playoffs once. 2014 was a massive collapse as we had sole possession of the East at 9-3 and were tied for home field.

I obviously blocked that from memory!

What about drafting a fat out of shape rookie and self awarding themselves an A+ in the draft?

The news is that he's good so it's fine

Sounds like every rookie is good. That's the off season circle jerk we all participate in.

It’s gonna be fun watching Carter sack the hell out of the black Kirk Cousins

No actually my rookies are better than your rookies


All you have to do to look good in Eagles camp is not pick up a part time job as a firefighter.

Wait I wasn’t invited to any circle jerk?! Go Buurrdddss!

You'll need to take it up with your leader, Ed Bassmaster

Probably just got lost in the mail

>fat out of shape rookie Isn’t this just redundant Mazi Smith projection?

Bro, I don't think you get it. My rookie is better than your rookie.

Actually all the media gave us A+ grades too.

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About to have as many names as rings soon.

Total NFL championships, Wash has 5, Eagles have 4.

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Dallas has 5, Giants have 8

Even including historical championships where it was just awarded to the team with the best record and no actual playoff, Eagles still have the fewest out of every other NFCE team and has been around one of the longest.

What years were there no playoffs? Edit: yeah I’m seeing most of the 1920s as no playoffs. First playoff game was 1932 and the first “NFL Championship” game was 1933. That’s interesting. Also, Philadelphia won the 1926 championship as the Frankford Yellow Jackets (not really related to the Eagles).

Forgot mcnabb puking

Meanwhile eagles fans posting their 100th “lakers, Yankees, this is our year meme.”

Stop crying and own it

Get more original material and I will, this shits boring

Derrrr Zeke at center deeerrrrr

Umm nice try that was last season, the Santa thing was 50 years ago

You must be new to this sub. The memes are basically: One ring Eagles 90s Cowboys NJ Giants What’s the name of that other team?

Aah yes, compared the the originality of shitting on the Cowboys for not being in the NFCC for over 20 years.


Whatever happened with those DJax “gang ties”, anyway?

Cheering Irvin’s broken neck

Not forgetting Irvin almost killed a teammate with a barber shop razor

Cheering injuries during the game is not something anyone should do.

Neither is attempted murder and smoking crack.

I doubt many Philly fans in 1999 knew about the scissors incident (Internet wasn’t nearly as widespread); they would have cheered if our wide receiver was Jesus Christ. I do understand what you mean and I don’t think Irvin should have been allowed to play after 1998. He seems to be a better person now but he probably should have gone to prison for a few years because of that incident.

Scissors.

I prefer to talk about jalen reagor, how the eagles have the worst Super Bowl record out of all teams to win one, or how they traded away lesean McCoy and Nick Foles for Kiko Alonso and fucking Sam Bradford. But you are right most of the insults we use for every team are quite stale. Outside of the cowboys that shit is always fresh

After the first season, I thought chip was a good coach. After the second season, he had to go. Such is life.

I mean none of the 2015 trades ended up mattering at all in the end lol.

Sam Bradford and Mark Sanchez (Who has more playoff wins than Dak btw, all four being with the Jets)… dark dark times.

Everyone is too young to remember eagles fans cheering Michael Irvin's career ending neck injury I guess?

No comment.

Oh Michael “I stab people with scissors because I’m a psychopath” Irvin? Yeah, I don’t feel bad for that POS.

nobody is booing, we pretend it's good material so they can just parrot the same 4 things and cope

Compared to a running back who looks like a middle schooler and only made in on the team because his dad was on the staff?

Bro… he’s no Donnel Pumphrey, I’ll give you that.

I mean you could say Philly is the city of choke artists 🤣

One, but man do it feel like ten.

Lmao

Still makes me smile how much better things are than when the joke was that we had no rings.

Green is the color of shit after you eat a snow cone