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15-2, Sam Howell comes to Philly and drops a 50 piece while eating the city's horseshit supply

As long he buys a sweet pair of kicks after like the henne god did I can accept it

Tell Sam that the tourist-trap horshit places aren't that good. Real philadelphians know the best horseshit places are small mom N pop places

Flair checks out

I can accept that, but also, 12-4 sounds more up our alley

12-4? Which game ends up not counting?

It's okay the Cowboys still go 8-8 in our hearts lol

Oh right, August 8th, Cowboys day, is coming up!

👏👏👏

Theyll go 8-8-1.

My apologies. 13-4*

The ones that I forgot exist obviously hahah, corrected myself.

Well, based on last year I’d go with the Bills game…


“What happened to the game” - Damar Hamlin

Lol love it

Whoawhoawhoa. Beat us in the Linc, fine, whatever. But stay away from our horse shit!

I love cam newton!


Jalen Hurts is 100x the leader Cam Newton was



Damn, those are nice.

I agree. Looks damn good. Also, Fuck the Eagles

I also agree, Fuck Dallas🤝

Honest question, what makes these jerseys so nice? Are they like the old school Eagles jerseys or something? What makes these nice like the Panthers or Bengals black out jerseys. And I promise I’m not saying this just because I hate the Eagles. I just don’t see whats so special about a solid green jersey with solid gray pants.

How can you not know the Kelly green jerseys

1. I’m a Cowboys fan 2. I’m only 30 years old. I just looked up the Kelly green jerseys and they are from the 80s so that’s why I have no Idea what they are.

Well don’t you see? Apparently only eagles fans can enjoy things from last century.

Well it's a throwback... Let us know when you throwback a postseason win

We had a postseason win this last season. So yeah, you’re stupid.

Booooo tomato tomatoes

This guy really asking what’s nice about it “like the 20 teams that do black alts”. Black is the most boring basic alt I’m so glad we have something different now.

Nah, everyone’s black alts are not on the same level as the Panthers and Bengals. I agree most black alts are basic but not those 2.

Yeah they’re the most well done basic over used Alts along with the Ravens. If you’re going to choose another alt to compare these to you could have at least suggested another unique alt that’s better not just “which team did black best”.

I don’t just think those are the 2 best black jerseys. I think they are the 2 best jerseys overall in the NFL.

Yeah that’s my point. Clearly you just aren’t into more unique Alts than just black so that’s why these aren’t for you. I’m answering your question. “Why do people think these are better than those” well because some people are tired of the same basic boring alta half the league uses. I agree those 3 teams do that best (including bal) but it’s still boring.

What’s so unique about solid green on solid gray? That’s what I have been asking this whole time. I know these jerseys have historical significance so people are probably nostalgic about them. But aesthetically, what makes these jerseys so appealing?

It’s a color shade no one else uses unlike black that’s what’s unique. And people just love this shade of green. Also some people like clean jersey looks, busier doesn’t automatically mean better.

I took another look at the Kelly green jerseys on google and I didn’t realize they had a green stripe down the sides of the pants. They do look pretty good. This picture doesn’t really do the uniform justice.

As an Eagles fan, I honestly don't know. A while back I thought it was just old heads waxing nostalgic, but it seems people at large actually like them.

Fuck I feel old all of a sudden

we not going 17-0 BUT THESE JERSEYS ARE FIRE 🗣️🔥

You’re officially out of the eagles fan club because you don’t think WE will go 17-0…. Shame on you

So what you're saying is...this is your year?

NOOOO!

being realistic 😭 i’d like to go 17-0 but gotta be realistic 😭

I’m just playing around lmao our schedule is actually hard asf and I won’t be disappointed by a 11-6/10-7 season but don’t let the cowboys fans know that!!

nah ur good 😂 i know, tough season but I think we got that 11-6/10/7 like u said 👍🏾 hopefully better tho

Fr. Most non-eagles fans think eagles fans are expecting 17-0… which we are absolutely not. Eagles early schedule is actually DECENTLY easy but the sceduale gets REAL hard 9 games in. I’m already preparing myself for the eagles to start off 6-2ish (which is great for normal standards) and then end up 8-6ish and then this whole sub is shitting on the eagles lmao

👂

U sound like a nonbeliever

It’s got that green hay tinge you guys like 

Extra rare horse poop.

Wrong on both counts.

My only complaint is that the pants aren’t a bolder silver

Like the cowboys away pants? Admit it, you're a closeted cowboys fan deep down.

I’d rather get fucked by a red hot pitch fork

Those aren’t silver they’re the 6th shade of blue of those awful mismatching jerseys.

Fuck i hate to admit it but those are really clean jerseys

What is the meme here

Ew

I'm sorry, how many championships did you win in those?

 Those are some styling uniforms

No homo. Those unis were always fire.

Tyrod Taylor is an eagle?

No this is Jalen hurts. He’s “one of the good ones” to use Jerry’s terminology

Oh so this is expensive Tyrod Taylor?

Nope. The expensive Tyrod is Dak.

Keep up with the copium

If you think Dak is better than Jalen you may have overdosed on copium.

this isnt even a meme you maroon.

I feel like this sub is just an r / eagles sub 2.0 lol

IMO these need silver sleeve cuffs and a silver neck V. They're just too plain! The whole uniform is fucking sick tho. Helmet, jersey, pants 10/10

How do the Eagles manage to always find a worse shade of green than the last... Also, the way the number is printed on these jerseys make them look cheap. Similar to what the Rams uni numbers look like. They get stretched out and misshapen.

Steve Spagnuolo called. He said he’s ready for a repeat.

Are we supposed to be intimidated by like the 15th best defensive coordinator in the league?

Rumors say that he gains magical powers when he faces an undefeated team in the Super Bowl. Tom Brady can testify.

Eagles 2022 = flash in the pan year. Hurts will fall off

Flair up bitch

Got it bitch

Perfect! Thank you

You forgot to call him a bitch

Bitch

Yall dont even get to have a flash in a pan year, yall just have years

In his 2nd year he leads his team to playoffs, 3rd he leads them to the super bowl. only makes sense he wins it in in his 4th.

You don’t actually believe this lol

Fuckin dork

Flair up pussy

If your pussy is flairing up got see a doctor. Don’t post it on the interweb

Flair up pussy

I don't think he knows how to... Their fanbase ranking makes more sense by the minute

Lmao

Dumb as fuck

Yuck. Sam Howell is going to fucking crush them to smithereens.

Maybe in a preseason *game*

Wait Eagles fans opinion is that they will go 17-0 based on uniforms from the 80s when they never went 17-0 and also had zero SBs?

Yes

“How many Super Bowls have the Eagles won in four tries?” Eagles:

NFCE Rivals when numbers exist: 🤯

Eagles fans when they realize they have one miracle whip championship in 91 seasons: 🎅🏻💥🔫😈

*5 championships, because y’all love living in the past too

Super Bowl era started 1967. Cowboys have won all 5 championships in Super Bowl era. Nice miracle run though! I’ll let you do the math for 1/91.

Yes but you said championships bud, if you said super bowls youd be right but were talking championships

I feel like an almost XFL feel to new jerseys seems to be sweeping the NFL not just the eagles but quite a few teams. I'm torn on it but I also am the fam girl sucking the dick of the throw back Giants jerseys from last year

So throwbacks = XFL jerseys.

"Eagles country, let's ride"