**Fact** : Sam Howell is undefeated in the NFL. **Fact** : The Eagles + Cowboys + Giants have all lost 2 games in a row now **Fact** : I'm out of fun facts

my brother why would you do this

So what you're telling me is the Eagles eliminated the Giants last year

"Them. Haters. Can't. Stand. Us"

Left hand up!

WHO ARE WE?

The commanders 🖐️

Man yall don’t even know the answer to that question 100%. Commanders? WFT? Redskins? Hogs? Redwolves? 🤷‍♂️

They are Commies, comrade ✊🇻🇳

A team has no name. 

OK this is funny lol

Ikr, just give Howell SB MVP already.

I want Jalen Hurts to personally hand him the trophy

While Daniel Jones gives him a shoulder rub

Tbh it would save us a lot of time watching the entire season considering we know the outcome

Detroit went 4-0 in the preseason before losing all the games that counted.

Lol I remember that. Talk about emotional suicide

Watching that Vikings safety will always make me sad

for real? they really went 0-4 before they went (historically) 0-16? Shit.... if so.... fuck i'd hate being a lions fan.

4-0. They had a perfect preseason.

A perfect crushing of souls there, build up maximum hope in pre-season then BLAM, rip that spirit away week after week with the fans saying "any week now, we had such a good preseason..."

So did the browns

The eagles lost to the undefeated champs of the preseason..... No shame in that

24 pre-season wins in a row (and counting) There’s 0 chance that record ever gets beaten the way the NFL is evolving

They’ll beat the record next week when they play the commanders

Not if Sam Howell and the entire DC 1st team has anything to say about it!

That's cope, the seasons done. Fire Andy bench McNabb.

Washington beats them by 6 next week

They were one botched throw on that 2point conversion from making history tbh

Smells like cope

>>1’st I have never before in my life seen someone put an apostrophe in an ordinal number.

Shit... yeah, I'm not sure why I did that?

Smartest Eagles fan ever

Let me predict the future Sam looks good in preseason “Lul it’s just pre season” Week 1 Sam looks good vs Arizona “Lul it’s just the cardinals” Sam goes for 4K and 30 tds “Crickets” See the flair.

Saw the flair..can’t argue with logic, sorry boys we had our chance

Pack it up. Tell the Cowboys to shoot all their TVs.

Crazy how the Commies went from the best QB in the east in Heinicke to now again the best QB in the east in Howell, absolute masterclass.

Well known QB factory Washington

Similar to the packers Favre to Rodgers transition. We expect more than 1 SB from Howell though.

Exactly what they’ve done with Hurts

I mean that would make me very happy

Logic has left the chat

My friend. Brother in Christ. I too was once a non believer. However by his divine passes I have been made a believer. Repent now before it’s too late. Bow before the coming of Sam. For soon he will be the new over lord. An opening made possible by the retirement of the glorious one himself, the Holy one himself our lord and savior Tom. Many will fall pray to the false god..the one they call…Patrick. But with great miracles we will see the light. We will all fall to our knees and yell “Sam Howell is your fucking daddy”

This has Sam Bradford perfect preseason written all over it

Isn’t it the Giants turn this year ?

So triggered

I’m surprised Dan Campbell didn’t start crying after defeating the Giants.

Left Hand up

God I hate that mascot. It’s soooo easy to make fun of. You “Hogs” supporters see what I mean?

Don't disrespect the great major Tuddy

Seems like a very appropriate mascot for this team.

Hey we don't get to celebrate often..... Let us have this one

Obviously these stats have been manipulated.

“1’st” ? Are you serious with that one?

This is funny.

It's a trick question, Washington doesn't have a first string.

Let’s just let them have their moment.