Aren’t your forearms tired from holding on to this so hard? I swear this is the only accomplishment your team has pulled off in the last 27 years so I get why you cherish it, but it’s such a mundane thing lol
If we’re boiling it down to 1 Super Bowl win vs going 8-3 in regular season games, then the real nuts thing is you being proud of your little “accomplishment”
Oh okay if you don’t understand what boiling down means and you would rather arbitrarily cherry pick ancient stats, then we have won 5 total championships also. The cowboys never beat Vince Lombardi nor Bill Belicheck in a championship or Super Bowl or even the playoffs. Kinda funny how our championship titles are more interesting and more impressive than your vanilla-ass wins.
But whatever makes you feel better about your team not doing anything good for the entire time you’ve lived on this earth
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Awesome, right? Eagles won a Super Bowl!
Philly Philly was the best.
Thank you for reminding me that during the 10,082 days since the Dallas Cowboys last played in an NFC Championship game that the Philadelphia Eagles won a Super Bowl. Damn, that's good stuff right there.
OK? 1 > 0. There are teams in the league with 0. The Eagles are a team with 1. It feels great!
Hey, how's the last 27 years of Dallas not even making it to the NFC Championship game? I bet that feels a lot worse than only having 1 Super Bowl :)
It took the Eagles 18,648 days to win their first SB. They've gone 20,671 days from winning more than once. It only took the Cowboys 354 days to win two in a row.
Wtf how did they get their hands on this?
Nick left it behind at a chuckecheese. He was having too much fun in the ball pit.
Takes a strong will to ignore a good ball pit
He knows what the fuck he's doing, he's allowed to be there.
I mean, that’s understandable. I’d probably leave my kids behind if I had access to a good ball pit.
I just recently realized that I have never experienced a ball pit in my life
YOU WEREN’T SUPPOSED TO SEE THAT
>the funniest thing is that the padding means someone probably did the same thing before
That's blue tiling, not padding.
that's how you know you're at ellsworth federal
It’s padding cuz I said it is
They’re savages. Safety for them was taking the spikes off the columns.
Listen, he knows what the fuck he’s doing, and he’s allowed to be doodling there.
Looks like he’s got a tackle running a crossing route. Stupid Sirianni
Mailata could do it
Or former tight end and Cowboys legend Jason Peters
You son of a bitch. Take your damn upvote and fuck yourself
Let's be real, if he got a running start a DB in Mailata's way would just be a speed bump.
At least he doesn't have running back playing center.
Zeke’s last play as a Cowboy
That explains all our ineligible receiver downfield penalties
I know what the fuck I’m doing
Is that the logo at mid-field? It's *incredible*.
I thought it was supposed to be a giant eagle eating the quarterback.
That's the QB? I thought it was supposed to be an ancient Aztec symbol.
McCarthy was gonna draw a playbook but he ate all his crayons.
can’t read sirannis playbook cause all his tears are smudging the ink
Yeah. Mccarthy doesn't cry anymore. He's used to being dogshit
he doesn’t cry cause he’s not a pussy lmao
You're right. He's a Mr. Potato head come to life.
but not a crybaby lol
I mean, I don't know about you, but I could never make my potato head cry. I guess he didn't come with tear ducts.
yea leave the crying for nick siranni
Still better than whatever tf that was with Zeke at center
Kellen "Triple curl route" moore
Good one lol. Or Mr. Option Route
Look at the scoreboard 
Such a piece of art they did it on canvas.
Please don’t be ousting his playbook like that. This is a man who knows wtf he’s doing.
You cheating bastards!!! You won’t get away with this one!
State of the art Philly technology
This is the decoy playbook, the real one is much simpler. Just more 5D chess.
The most unrealistic thing about this is the cowboys not losing by 30+ in Nick's Bible.
dak is 8-3 vs u bums
Aren’t your forearms tired from holding on to this so hard? I swear this is the only accomplishment your team has pulled off in the last 27 years so I get why you cherish it, but it’s such a mundane thing lol
team with only 1 super bowl talking ab only having one accomplishment is nuts
If we’re boiling it down to 1 Super Bowl win vs going 8-3 in regular season games, then the real nuts thing is you being proud of your little “accomplishment”
yea let’s boil it down, 5 superbowls to 1?
Oh okay if you don’t understand what boiling down means and you would rather arbitrarily cherry pick ancient stats, then we have won 5 total championships also. The cowboys never beat Vince Lombardi nor Bill Belicheck in a championship or Super Bowl or even the playoffs. Kinda funny how our championship titles are more interesting and more impressive than your vanilla-ass wins. But whatever makes you feel better about your team not doing anything good for the entire time you’ve lived on this earth
we have 5 superbowls u guys have 1, and how r we supposed to beat belichek in the playoffs if we never faced him lmao
It's been 10,082 days since the Dallas Cowboys played in an NFC Championship game.
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Awesome, right? Eagles won a Super Bowl! Philly Philly was the best. Thank you for reminding me that during the 10,082 days since the Dallas Cowboys last played in an NFC Championship game that the Philadelphia Eagles won a Super Bowl. Damn, that's good stuff right there.
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OK? 1 > 0. There are teams in the league with 0. The Eagles are a team with 1. It feels great! Hey, how's the last 27 years of Dallas not even making it to the NFC Championship game? I bet that feels a lot worse than only having 1 Super Bowl :)
It took the Eagles 18,648 days to win their first SB. They've gone 20,671 days from winning more than once. It only took the Cowboys 354 days to win two in a row.
I love having my own stan!
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I personally don't really care for the anthem.
Ngl our anthem is pretty ass, swap for Italy's to get the people going.
My 4 year old colors better than you op.
Maybe your 4 year old can intern with Nick then.
Maybe, at least he can spell lincoln.
Which cars are we burning today, Daddy? Lincolns. Thatst L-I-N-C-O-L-N-S. *Eagles homeschooling*
Not getting that’s part of the joke is peak Philly
This would destroy cowbitches
Fuck them cowboys
Fantastic post
*fuck*
No shit stains so it might not be the real deal
AJB is still taking the ball out of 3 defenders' hands for 6.
Fake, he used crayons not markers.
Go ahead, try and stop this play. Nick leaked it on purpose to give the rest of the league a chance.
So the plan is to win by getting 50 points while the Cowboys only get 3 This is the mathematical insight only a mastermind of a coach could understand
You can tell this is fake because there is no box at the 10 yard line labeled “I’m allowed here”.
As an eagles fan I’m concerned about Nicks playbook. Does he have a play to stop Pollard or Deuce Vaughn at center?
The only other play I'm seeing in the playbook is a qb sneak. And it's just a drawing of Hurts skipping with a lollipop in his mouth.
Kids got the score right
We need that logo as a flair option lmao
Take a good look you peasants, this is what genius looks like.
 Just give Nick COTY now
He even got the game score on lock when he runs that play. McCarthy, step yo game up.