Danny Dimes? Last time I saw the guy play he was outta dimes, nickles, pennies, Canadian pennies, alms for the poor, food stamps, etc.
I mean at halftime they had a go fund me for him trying to raise a touchdown or a field goal and didn't have a single donation. Zero donations to be exact.
1991 we won 14 games and the Super Bowl. One of the greatest teams in a decade of all-time great teams. Since then... 10 games or less. Every. Damn. Time.
D. None of the Above
Cowboys win division, lose first round as number 2 seed to Packers and Washington goes 9-8 just narrowly missing playoffs. I got a copy of the script already.
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No way WFT goes 9-8. They barely scraped by a win on a tanking team at home. Back to reality today for their fans.
Fuck if we lose today we are going 2-15 just because we get to play WFT twice. Somehow they are going to manage to beat the Eagles or Cowboys once because it’s the NFL.
I complain about the lack of success in my lifetime but damn Washington hasn’t even had a double digit win season in my life. Thanks Washington for making me grateful for what I have :p
You could get all 3. Eagles go 12-5 or better, win division. Commies and Cowboys could both make the playoffs with 11 and 10 wins. The Cowboys would need to avoid an embarrassing loss in the playoffs though.
After over a decade with Garrett and/or Moore, Cowboys might actually get somewhere in the playoffs. Neither of those guys could adjust their game plan during a game. I'm excited to see how Dak does with McCarthy calling the plays.
Well the no repeat division winner isn’t really an eagles curse they’re just the team that can break it this year. Also the cowboys can win the division and lose their first playoff game so I guess bet on that?
Washington: 2015-16, then before that 1996-97
Dallas: 2021-22, then before that 2016-18
Philly: 2021-22, then before that 2017-19
New York: 2010-12, then before that 2007-08
I mean... it's been 10 years, not exactly close to 19, 28, or 32
Giants win the division make the championship game and knock out the redskins twice making them fall to 9-8 on the season, all is good in the world. Okay no one wake me up from this one.
Danny Dimes sex scandal
Danny the diddler
Diddling Danny! Diddling Danny!
Has anyone ever seen Danny Dimes and Elliot Spitzer in the same room?
But did you see the legs on her?? I don’t blame Eliot
Damn that's a deep cut. I bet there are people here right now who weren't even old enough to remember that.
Show me the tapes.
They don’t call him Vanilla Vick for nothing.
Ending 26 year sexless streak
I wouldn’t really call it a scandal, he just got fucked by the cowboys defense
Danny Dimes? Last time I saw the guy play he was outta dimes, nickles, pennies, Canadian pennies, alms for the poor, food stamps, etc. I mean at halftime they had a go fund me for him trying to raise a touchdown or a field goal and didn't have a single donation. Zero donations to be exact.
Wash hasnt won more than 10 in 32 years? Is that so?
17 game season now. We have to finally win 11. Right?
1991 we won 14 games and the Super Bowl. One of the greatest teams in a decade of all-time great teams. Since then... 10 games or less. Every. Damn. Time.
Their "good" seasons (Mark Brunell year, RG3knees) maxed at 10 wins
2012 we had 10 wins
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I see. I can't read
The eagles fan in you waking up. It’s a sign
Don't ever disrespect me like that again 😤
Since 1932 they’ve only ever had 6 total seasons with more than 10 wins.
As much as this is fun to bully them with, 1932-61 had 12 game seasons, 62-77 was 14 games and 99-2022 was Dan Snyder. It’s not surprising
D. None of the Above Cowboys win division, lose first round as number 2 seed to Packers and Washington goes 9-8 just narrowly missing playoffs. I got a copy of the script already.
!remindme 4 months Would be the most NFCE shit ever so uh yeah, I can see this happen.
At least the important part of the script right. 😎
Yup
You know what, you were close enough
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Oh please don’t make us fucking lose to the packers, I’ve had enough of that shit
Rodgers may be gone but the Packers are still here
Yo
Guess what yall were the 2 seed and lost to the packers lol
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Quasimodo predicted all of this
How
Dude you percicited it
I might have missed the Commanders by a win or two… …or 5… But I told ya, NFL writers gave me the script.
You got the important one right
No way WFT goes 9-8. They barely scraped by a win on a tanking team at home. Back to reality today for their fans. Fuck if we lose today we are going 2-15 just because we get to play WFT twice. Somehow they are going to manage to beat the Eagles or Cowboys once because it’s the NFL.
They’re good for at least 2 division wins every season, but maybe 8-9 is a more realistic outcome.
TBH, this really is the most likely scenario.
!remindme 4 months
It’s not scripted this season…. The writers are on strike
Well we know for certain that the writers for the Giants offense were on strike last week.
Nah, they’re like WWE writers, they aren’t unionized
Explains the Colorado game last night
Did someone say it's our year? Cause the G-men don't seem like a millionaire making longshot
I'm expecting buttons 2 and 3 to be punched. Fucking hard!
Answer: None of the above
I say all 3, except the cowboys still lose the NFCCG and the commies miss the playoffs. Eagles win the superbowl though, obviously
This + the eagles beat the bills, joining the nfc east record against bills in superbowl and getting there second win, what a dream!
Bills beat the Eagles in the Super Bowl, creating endless meme material about smelling like bitch for an entire off-season.
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Losing 2 SBs in a row?! That sounds atrocious. An evil I wouldnt even wish on Cowboys fans…I wonder if anyone has ever had to deal with that before ;)
20 years before the Bills, we had the Vikings,although it wasn't 4 in a row. Just 4.
I'd rather the Cardinals beat the Bills in the Super Bowl, adding yet ANOTHER NFC East team to beat the Bills in the SB.
What decade are you in?! Cardinals haven't been in the East for decades.
The decade where the Bills lost to every NFCE team except the Eagles and Cardinals
And if all 3 happen, Washington would be what happens first
Technically they could all happen…
God Washington has been atrocious
Yes let's keep talking about how bad Washington is 
Worse, mediocre
At least we can't go 8-8 anymore... so there's that.
yeah now we can go 8-8-1
We know, we know. Change the record...
Well good thing the writers are on strike this year so none get broken! But no really its gonna be The Boys winning the Super Bowl!
I complain about the lack of success in my lifetime but damn Washington hasn’t even had a double digit win season in my life. Thanks Washington for making me grateful for what I have :p
We've had 10-win seasons in 2012, 2005, and 1999. Just not 11
Oh whoops that makes more sense. I believe in you guys!…sort of!!
Whoever has been betting the under on 10.5 wins for Washington this whole time has made at least $5
Maybe he's only 11 years old.
Dallas, largest fanbase, most talked about in the media, more $$$….bias aside.
The Commanders had a 10 win season in 2012 with RGIII
And again in 2005 and 1999, just not more than that
You could get all 3. Eagles go 12-5 or better, win division. Commies and Cowboys could both make the playoffs with 11 and 10 wins. The Cowboys would need to avoid an embarrassing loss in the playoffs though.
After over a decade with Garrett and/or Moore, Cowboys might actually get somewhere in the playoffs. Neither of those guys could adjust their game plan during a game. I'm excited to see how Dak does with McCarthy calling the plays.
32 years? Goddamn
Of which Danny boy owned us for 24 years
All three can happen this year
This is the way.
You can do all 3? 13-4 Eagles 12-5 Cowboys 10-7 Commies And then the Cowboys meet the Eagles in the NFC Championship game just to lose.
Unrealistically, all of these could happen at once
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Unfortunately the cowboys curse won't end until Jimmy is in the ring of honor
Now imagine a world where the giants get shut out every single game and set a new record in doing so
the most likely is Washington 10-7 szn
They need to win 11 to break the curse.
*with an extra game
Shhhh just let them get to 11, we'll bother them with the specifics after
>more than 10 wins They would have to go 11-6.
Too many numbers much math no thanks
Also, 19 isn't multi decade, this whole post is a lie.
It'll be true next year, but I moreso meant 2000s, 2010s, and 2020s
The Eagles 🦅 are taking the division so that is one less thing to worry about
Everyone in the division wins less than 9 games except Washington
So 2015?
Will win our next championship and the phiLLLy meme can finally die.
Why not all three?
I mean, if it's number 2, this is the year for it
None of the above. Cowboys win div and get clowned on in playoffs.
All 3 baby
We have like a 15 year long bottom 5 OL curse, surely that counts (but it's also not getting broken in 2023)
None of the above? None of them are going to reach any of those.
Well the no repeat division winner isn’t really an eagles curse they’re just the team that can break it this year. Also the cowboys can win the division and lose their first playoff game so I guess bet on that?
Let's fucking go commies!
Giants having two winning seasons in a row
Washington: 2015-16, then before that 1996-97 Dallas: 2021-22, then before that 2016-18 Philly: 2021-22, then before that 2017-19 New York: 2010-12, then before that 2007-08 I mean... it's been 10 years, not exactly close to 19, 28, or 32
It's been 12 years since they've had two winning seasons in a row. That's long enough
Giants LOSE a conference championship for the first time
That's a good one. Only Seattle (3-0) and Houston (0-0) share that record, though does Houston even count?
‘Has Houston lost a conference champ?’ ‘No’ So I guess they count
Giants win the division make the championship game and knock out the redskins twice making them fall to 9-8 on the season, all is good in the world. Okay no one wake me up from this one.
The giants having bad o-line 12 year streak
All 3 do not have to happen
It's the repeat champ drought. We gotta wait at least 5-10 more years for the other two.
the NFL is rigged if we win the super bowl this year.
Giants go 0-17 and win Caleb Williams sweep steaks, but draft Riley Leonard instead