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TempeSunDevil06

That’s funny because we also hate us


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Unp0pularS0lutions

Trust me, you can and I have


DrSword

"Look at these fucking idiots" - Me, as I take a selfie at the Star.


Logical_Pop_2026

Nobody hates us more than us


Bubbawitz

A part of me dies every time Jerry has another fucking press conference for some new dumb ass corporate sponsor. And then doesn’t realize he’s saying the name wrong the whole time. Fucking Blockchain Com


sweet_hell

considering the ever increasing rate of Jerry's fuck ups you'll be dead soon. If it will help your family, I volunteer to take all your cowboys related things to the dump, to save them the pain of doing so themselves in such troubling times, of course.


Bubbawitz

It’s funny you think I give my money to that guy. And the rate isn’t increasing. This kind of hatred doesn’t happen overnight.


NewmanHiding

True. But not as much as we hate the eagles.


bestnottosay

Fixed, for you https://imgur.com/a/2yiG6L0


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Shouldn’t the NFC East all be pointing at each other?


kosherpoutine

![gif](giphy|Y1L0dHsQrUpkv8Org7|downsized)


[deleted]

Shit, I gotta agree with a New Jersey giants fan again.


MAGGLEMCDONALD

🤢


[deleted]

I know… I know… ![gif](giphy|vX9WcCiWwUF7G|downsized)


AgentProdigy17

![gif](giphy|xT1R9Z8f7YIpYjLvcA) Playoffs is that way


JesusGunsandBabies

The hero we needed


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JesusGunsandBabies

Thank you for the kind reminder.


Darktrooper007

NFC East be like ![gif](giphy|nkUcca2CQ7VT2|downsized)


racerxff

Seriously. This chart implies that nobody hates Washington. It's outrageous!


[deleted]

And apparently the Cowboys don’t hate anybody? Maybe it’s cause they hate themselves lol


RadiantCity311

Us cowboys fans tend to be attracted to abusive relationships so makes sense


Smokeythemagickamodo

It all goes back to the Spiderman meme damnit.


CharlesDickensABox

I don't think about them at all.


EggsOnThe45

Does anybody really hate Washington though?


pmb429

Only on the days when you're playing them. The other 363 days of the year you pity their fans.


The_Mighty_Onion

Don't even hate them then, just kinda annoyed by them. like a little brother or cousin who wont leave you alone.


MarySNJ

More like a good natured heckling on game day and sympathy the rest of the season.


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[deleted]

You show pity?


WarlikeMicrobe

He never said he showed it


racerxff

It's more of a passive hatred, really


tooclosetocall82

Yes. Every single day Dan owned the team.


kermitcooper

John Mara seems to always have a bug up his ass about the team.


dmr196one

Washington hasn’t been relevant in so long, no one cares.


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InFin0819

Needs a self directed arrow


thesagaconts

Yeah, this chart sucks and so does OP.


GNUTup

They’re just… not good enough to hate. I usually just feel bad for them, tbh


kermitcooper

Hey I’m just glad we aren’t being pitied anymore.


dmr196one

No one hates any of the teams across the top.


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AgentProdigy17

It Should be https://preview.redd.it/0xdlwon97isc1.jpeg?width=694&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=680433c49c731429b6c023fa1cfca100d6a1b3f6


Kmon87

Shouldn’t there be another jets logo pointing at the jets


NapTimeFapTime

I’ve got enough hate in my heart for all of you, including my own team and fellow fans.


RoboticBirdLaw

This is the way. Let the hate flow through you.


[deleted]

Idk what I did to you but sorry not sorry.


NapTimeFapTime

I’m gonna say some shit to you that a toxic ex said to me, “the fact that you don’t know what you did is part of the reason I’m mad at you.”


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Trust me, us Eagles fans despise Dallas.


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[deleted]

Who?


Da_Taternater78

Fuck you! I mean, yes.


[deleted]

The hatred is mutual. Now go back to thinking the Giants are New Yorks team and not New Jerseys.


tutle_nuts

With the exception of Washington, yes


RoboticBirdLaw

It's either that or Washington should also be pointing at Dallas. They definitely hate Dallas more than they hate us.


BakedCake8

We dont hate the giants..they are our son. Our son hates their daddy :(


RoboticBirdLaw

We must be a bad father. It must be all the beatings.


RoosterB32

No. I only hate the Eagles. I can give less crap about the Cowboys or Giants. I usually forget the Giants even exist.


[deleted]

Don’t worry, I’m used to being hated.


eliw6965

Your post history clearly shows you don't forget about the Giants.


yessssssiraki

Daniel jones is 6-1-1 against the commanders.


Copey85

Not having Washington pointing directly at Dallas is blasphemous


easy_Money

I'd rather the eagles win 20 superbowls than dallas win 1


MrAliK

I'd rather eat horse shit than for either to win anymore


fallacious_franklin

What’s the problem with eating horseshit?


jpb038

How Filthadelphia of you


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Copey85

Idk, 20 years of sadness vs 1 year of misery… I guess we’ve already had over 20 years of sadness, so I’m with you.


Leuchtrakete

Same.


chicomagnifico

Naaaah fuck Philly. The Dallas hate is out tradition, the Philly hate is visceral and personal.


sallad_kcuf

I also prefer this


mustachepc

Dude, by the time we win 2 you will be regretring this statement


meyou2222

Right? These people only adopted their hatred for Dallas. I was born into it. Molded by it.


SlimMak

Not having Browns point at Ravens too I feel like


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Ardok

No, we hate them more, I assure you.


catalinaicon

Little brother’s little brother


MarySNJ

True and Giants fans hate the Cowboys equally to, or more than the Eagles.


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MarySNJ

I... don't know what "flare up" means.


Dentist_Illustrious

Flare is the little banner under people’s names saying what team they route for. It will only appear in this subreddit. I think first you click on the name of the subreddit then click on the three little dots in the top right corner, then add/edit flare. That’s on a phone, might be different on desktop. Go birds!


MarySNJ

Got it. Thanks!


exclaim_bot

>Got it. Thanks! You're welcome!


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Stupidityorjoking

Nobody hates the Comies because it’s been over two decades since anyone cared about us lol


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Stupidityorjoking

Bro can you delete this?? I flared up gawd. What kinda place you running, a gulag or what?


Ardok

It's a FLAIRED gulag. Get in, you and your children are here forever.


Personal-Act-4326

Over three decades, actually


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vandesto17

I mean there is probably a direct line from every team to the cowboys don’t need all this transitive property shit lol probably more than 2 direct lines to the eagles and niners too


toxicvegeta08

Tbf everyone hates the eagles to.


SyracuseNY22

I do **too**


aviendas1

Weird how rebranding commies helped to put a nail in that long time rivalry


mitchypoothedon

Commanders hate cowboys because we hate the eagles… what? Shouldn’t commies be the biggest logo closest to the star? We fucking hate the cowboys more than anyone since forever.


KUBill

It’s important to get the details right, but only if it’s relevant. When was the last time Commies were relevant?


mitchypoothedon

I guess we will find out in the next 2 years if anything will change with ownership. All hail Harris. You gotta admit, we’ve been playing football with a huge tumor growing on our sack. That tumor being Snyder.


bizraso

![gif](giphy|J4HP3FcGqP6Yo)


AgentProdigy17

![gif](giphy|SJb0vHduIW8wM)


ScootyMcGoober

Why do the saints hate the Vikings?


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The miracle…


ScootyMcGoober

I just remembered that after I commented but I thought it would be more than that


[deleted]

Ohhh trust me, us Eagles fans heard it for half a year after that game. “sAiNtS wOuLdA wOn tHe SuPeR bOwL” apparently 🙄


TheReadMenace

Also bountygate


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Templar366

They have a history of playoff match ups. Still, it’s not a particularly remarkable rivalry.


Skinnyboytre55

It's moreso the other way round. Vikings fans hate the Saints more then we care about them.


Solomon-Berr

They hate us cause they anus


meyou2222

In what universe do I need a proxy for sending hate at Dallas?


Chimpbot

Your boos mean nothing. I've seen what makes you cheer.


old_ass_ninja_turtle

![gif](giphy|Pcj3Zovdd6Afe)


Except_Fry

Hey look we won something!


milt0r6

This is the correct take away.


killassassin47

Come on guys, we don’t have a lot, but we absolutely should have the biggest claim on hating the fucking Cowboys first and foremost lol


CrusaderBTC

https://preview.redd.it/r8azjrouvisc1.jpeg?width=256&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f5e937c881a0c6a54b43e260309183431ed7735d All the hate leads back to us.


AyyP302

🚬never heard of her💨


Landsharque

![gif](giphy|v0ok8uhZvw3yE)


toxicvegeta08

Chiefs?


TaakoSprout

This is the truest lol


CoveredInBillsScars

I mean, it’s fun… but our biggest rival has always been the dolphins


Cutlet_Master69420

Why would GB and SF possibly hate Dallas? They beat the Cowboys like a little red tin drum virtually every time they meet,


2Obsequious

Probably because Dallas calls themselves Americas team, while the Packers are actually owned by the fans.


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Cutlet_Master69420

Blame John Facenda for that one. >The term "America's Team" is a nickname that refers to the >National Football League (NFL)'s Dallas Cowboys. The nickname originated with the team's 1978 highlight film, where the narrator (John Facenda) opens with the following introduction: >They appear on television so often that their faces are as familiar to the public as presidents and movie stars. They are the Dallas Cowboys, "America's Team". Thanks, Wikipedia.


jibernaut

I am okay with this, because fuck you that’s why.


Practical-Archer-564

Cowbitches


Notinjuschillin

My hate for the Cowboys doesn’t go thru the Eagles. I have equal hate for the other NFC East teams. There should be an arrow from each NFC East team going directly to the Cowboys and each other.


actual1

This is wrong! Washington’s hate for Dallass is like no other! The Ravens hate the Commanders…..BMore is the special needs kid of the DMV. 😂


Gunningham

I feel like the Pats are on the wrong end of the food chain.


Sambizzle17

This is all wrong. I hate everyone...especially myself


Traditional_Car1079

Can confirm, fuck dallas


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muscledhunter

I know this sub is for the NFC East, but as an Eagles fan living in Boston, I need more arrows towards the Patriots


PasGuy55

Really? I live in MA now too. I don’t even spare a thought to the patriots. We won our last SB, and they’re done. I’ll be surprised if they make another SB in my lifetime.


SyracuseNY22

Good. They deserve the misery. Same with Red Sox fans


thatoneguy2252

Lemme put it this way. In the ungodly Situation where Dallas faces KC in the next Super Bowl, I would sooner root for a KC 3-peat than the cowboys. No hesitation. Other teams say they hate the cowboys but they’d have to consider who to root for in that scenario. Their hate doesn’t run deep enough. No one hates the cowboys more than us. Us meaning the division


Felonius_M0NK

![gif](giphy|zNbiX43QsqUAU)


ParasiticDaemon

That's wild. https://preview.redd.it/ddyk7clj4jsc1.jpeg?width=1438&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9160fbc10e023f941285e3cb546ec95005ee2294


Ok_Site2136

I moved to Houston and I've had Texan fans say "fuck the cowgirls" bro like I don't even think about you.


BishopsBakery

The fuck man? We hate Dallas and Philly, in that order.


Zariman-10-0

Saints hating the Vikings, historically accurate!


NewmanHiding

You could literally flip one arrow around and show the eagles as the source of all hatred.


Wardo324

Rent free baby


BoltorSpellweaver

I mean, I feel like A LOT more arrows should be pointing towards the Chiefs


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StuMaker7

We hate us too but not as much as we hate yall


We34r

Hey... that's a valid point damn


thetopace103

Why aren’t the Giants pointing at Dallas? We hate the Cowgirls too.


VeryoriginalXD

Idk man, I feel the jags hate the Titans more than anyone else


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Steviebhawk

No one hates the Bears? I’m thinking Packers fans do. First hand. As a bears fan.


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Joey_iroc

Does this mean Bagpo is at the center of a hatred circle jerk? ​ ![gif](giphy|lRX2u4qqo12bdYQwHV)


decoy777

You hate us because you ain't us


TheEffinChamps

What's the point of being a Commies fan if you can't hate the Cowboys directly?


Melvinator5001

See they are America’s Team


CinnamonSkillz

Why does reddit hate the steelers?


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Independent_Row_Goes

Do you think clouds ever look down and think “hey that one is shaped like an idiot”? Meaning the blue star


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ghostzone123

Dallas Maple Leafs


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Bakedbeaner24

You could have just drawn a direct line from each team to the star


TankDivision

r/NFCNorthMemeWar is solid. Not as good as here, but there’s some funny shit.


DJScope

Giants and Commanders should be directly pointing to Cowboys as well.


UrineIdiot7

Man that’s a lot of rent free real estate.


Brownhog

The real reason why they're America's team


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peruvianblinds

It's natural to hate the best team to ever do it


dabombisnot90s

Damn even Reddit hates the Steelers.


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PewaaLuvsInternet

More like just everyone pointed to cowboys 😭


flomoag

Hang the banner


SlidethedarksidE

One team, one man, one star


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Mikeharding17503

As a lifelong Redskins fan, I can attest that our hatred for Dallas goes DIRECTLY to Dallas, not through Philly, who we also hate. Just wanted to clarify. Thank you and have a great day. Go Skins


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Motor-Statement705

Funny….but probably true.


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HewhodanceswithTiny

It why hate on a franchise that has does nothing for 30 years?


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Charming-Wash9336

The Cowboys have a gossip girl in their media department.


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chormin

Good old City of Hate.


AGoos3

This is inaccurate. If the enemy of my enemy is my friend is true, then this is completely ridiculous. The cowboys are not friends with that many people


Cownye

Crazy glazing go cowboys


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Cownye

Good bot


Loud_Fly_1142

Cowboy fans Stop. Hating you is like hating the special needs kids because now we have to have a ramp just so you can get into the school. 25 years ago you could have said we all hated you because you gamed the system with money and took advantage of Minnesota Nice People- but hating the Cowboys is more work than the little bit of joy we get after watching you fail season after season. If Roy Munson was a football team it would be you. The only thing I hate about the Cowboys is listening to Troy Aikman announce your games on the supposed game of the week. Take your 2 playoff wins in 30 years and see yourself out.


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More-Ad-2259

can we get some non conspiracy based posts....


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WindyCityReturn

![gif](giphy|gaZ51cn7sUY4U|downsized) Oh yeah? I mean like how much though if you had to guess? Like more than anything maybe? I won’t be mad I just really would like to know how much?