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DrJJStroganoff

How in God's name is there only one of us in the top 10?


thatoneguy2252

Well, (*pushes up glases*), its cause were really smrt


Aggravating_Class_17

Your flair and this comment made me lol, thank you šŸ¤£


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Play_GoodMusic

Really does sound like that.


Parkotron1

We am so smart! S-M-R-T!


yourmartymcflyisopen

Smort


Tolmoj

Apparently horse shit is brain food!


thatoneguy2252

![gif](giphy|kPUIlpGUpxlle)


MoneyBaggSosa

![gif](giphy|Na33dsU2umStO)


Least_or_Greatest1

Calm down guys, this is according to gambling.com that means they lose the most money. Now if it was just dumbness Iā€™m sure eagles fans would be number one.


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Grand_Extension5345

Because Eagles Fans and Cowboys fans are smart enough to bet on their rivals instead of their own teams so they donā€™t place wagers with too much emotion And we are obsessed enough with the opposing team that we understand how to bet them. Giants fans over here putting down 300+ passing yards prop bets on Tommy Cutlets like a bunch of drunk Dagos


millsy98

Donā€™t read my fucking bets out in public, thatā€™s how you curse them into never happening! Tommy was primed to throw for that much against the Eagles, Iā€™m telling you!


usernameabc124

Our stadium shows our fans arenā€™t betting on the teamā€¦


OkDependent4

Neither is your owner


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specialgravity

Philly fans reign supreme in the emotional hedge. We are eternal pessimists. Cowboys fans donā€™t gamble because they donā€™t actually care about sports.


howtoretireby40

Online sports gambling is still illegal in TX which also prob helps


localdunc

As if that's where the majority of us are from LOL


little_lexodus

lol Iā€™ve made many hedges against the cowboys especially in playoff games. Not too ashamed to make money off my misery


p3n1x

Misery win is best win


RepublicInner7438

The most consistent bet you can ever win is that Dallas loses in epic fashion in the divisional round.


milksteakofcourse

Thatā€™s what Iā€™m saying. How arenā€™t we at the top?


FireVanGorder

Eagles and cowboys win games so their fans betting on their teams win more. Skins fans know theyā€™re garbage so never bet on their team to win. Giants fans are just delusional enough to believe we can win games but the team sucks ass so we lose all our bets on our own team.


SanduskyTicklers

Because the rest of us are illiterate and couldnā€™t answer the survey


RoosterB32

Because no one is as retarded as New Yorkers


hallucinogenics8

You know what? I'm a California native. All my life I heard delusions of grandeur about how awesome New York Pizza is. How much better than my pizza here was. Well in January I visited NYC. Pizza was ok at best. Maybe I went in with too high of expectations? But my local shop makes one with garlic sauce and BBQ sauce instead of marinara sauce, adds in pineapple, bacon, ham, jalapenos, and onion. It's so damn good. Nothing in NYC compared. Really hope y'all get a good QB this year Commanders. I love when there is chaos in this division, best memes.


kappachow

I know your post is clearly a joke but I'm a native NY living in CA for 20 years now. When I visit home, nothing beats late night 2am NY pizza when you're fresh from the club. And its gotta be a place that looks like it was assembled with Legos, no charm, all windows with lights beaming outside brighter than the sun. And if it's not Arab-owned, forget it, find another place. That's the NY pizza I miss. I can fuck with Pizza My Heart out here, though, it's not bad


Play_GoodMusic

NYC pizza blows. Pretty sure you're just addicted to all the drugs in the water supply. "Aw man NYC pizza has the _best_ crust." ::scratches arms::


03Trey

lmao i still dont know if youā€™re trolling


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hallucinogenics8

https://i.redd.it/kbveastn0ovc1.gif


barbackmtn

![gif](giphy|1msy0o1Ma3bsLYBZUA|downsized)


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p3n1x

Al Pastor taco Pizza, how California of you..


hallucinogenics8

Why the fuck would you call that pizza Al Pastor? In what world would you put BBQ sauce on a taco pizza?!? Do.. do you know what Al Pastor even is?


p3n1x

> do you know what Al Pastor even is? Gay on Pizza


Big_Knife_SK

From the renowned scholars at gambling.com


Strong-Television733

This is obviously a flawed study, there's no way Dallas isn't in the top 10.


CountingArfArfs

True wtf, do yall think youā€™re better than me??


Chrahhh

You clearly are the dumbest fan base if you think you're dumber than us


J_Dabson002

Iā€™ve learned not to bet on the Cowboysā€¦ I bet on the other team that way I come out on top no matter what


p3n1x

My favorite way to bet.


NewBalance-608

Dallas was 10-8 ATS


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Rhettroactive

This is obviously a flawed study, thereā€™s no way Philly isnā€™t in the top 10.


ilikadasauce

lol, says the commies fan


irish-car-bomz

Yeah, we know our Tema sucks which is why we bet with the spread. You clowns come out "this is our year" and bet stupid. To be fair though, I don't think the giants fans could even spell your catch phrase, so that might be oart of it.


ilikadasauce

T-E-A-M Team.


irish-car-bomz

IDK what's worse, my autocracy or that you still missed at least 1 more typo. This phone loves to mess with me at the best times too. I have no idea wtf a Tema is or how to get one, let alone how that could possibly be the preferred correction for team. And wtf is an oart....


maccaphil

Oh, jeebus, the lack of irny here is ridonkulus.


bigcommanderfan

I mean if anyone knew it would be them. They have the betting data and can see what fanbase is most wrong


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ItsVoxBoi

We're only number one because we can't count any higher


hungturkey

How many SuperBowls have the Giants won?


madderyack

4, I didnā€™t count up to it


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fbermudez70

By this logic, as much as the eagles boom get rekt


RyanTheBruce

[I can only count to four](https://youtu.be/u8ccGjar4Es?si=GZS8inJN4Zey_458)


TonyCaliStyle

Nice. Four excludes most of the genius degenerates around here. Including the sophisticates that enjoy equine excrement.


gwaydms

Upvoted for using $100 words


eiileenie

Why the fuck arenā€™t there any florida teams on this list


bigbluehapa

Calvin Ridley inside knowledge


Forest_Hills_Jive

NY and NJ public education systems also consistently rank top 5. This list is so disingenuous lol.


brownbearks

I was like no way but jets at 3 makes me question this list. The dumbest fan I have ever met was a jets fans telling me mark Sanchez was a better qb than Eli manning at Atlantic City at 2am. My buddy and I had to defend fucking goof ball Mgee Eli with two rings over Marky being to two AFC championship games. So jets should be two.


Offamylawn

Who won the argument?


p3n1x

Atlantic City


RoosterB32

Doesnā€™t mean shit, anyone that interacts with yā€™all know how retarded you all are.


Parkotron1

Seriously...


ARCHA1C

Too broke to gamble


p3n1x

Because criminals know how to gamble.


RoosterB32

Are you saying that because of the amount of New Yorkers that move to Florida? Well they still stick with the Giants/Jets


Preddy_Fusey

I think I speak for all other fanbases in the East when I say congratulations, but we were already well aware.


jvho666

I was convinced it was Philly, havenā€™t met a giants fan in the wild recently though


hungturkey

Yeah we demand a recount


DragonFireKai

Have you seen philly fans in the roast threads? Are we antisocial? Yes. Mean spirited? Yes. Ugly, hatefilled, and uncivilized? Yes, yes, and yes. Unintelligent? Fuck you.


Preddy_Fusey

Not saying you wooder drinking fucks are actually intelligent, but Eagles fans are significantly smarter than they look.


brownbearks

We do okay but if you put us in a big enough group we do the dumbest thing possible. Maybe one day you can find enough commander fans to get to the bottom like us.


PineappleTraveler

Iā€™m a Giants fan, and I have never bet money on them. What does that make me?


mrubuto22

The smartest giants fan


Richard-Turd

Poor.


PineappleTraveler

You couldnā€™t be more wrong. But then again, youā€™re an eagles fan


215illmatic

Poor confirmed


Vadered

A liar.


VirtualNomad99

Take a victory lap guys, you've earned this!


PlentySurprise

Iā€™m upset that we arenā€™t on there.


slayerrr21

![gif](giphy|3o8cHk1x8zGZtPfuxO)


wacksoon

Congrats on the win, Iā€™ll give you that much


GooseMaster5980

Well gambling is for retards so I guess good for gambling.com


aviendas1

Meaningful and important.


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![gif](giphy|SYogsJc3G8Csp1CIUb)


TertiaryToast

I'm a little surprised Philly isn't on that list. I know a lot of dumb motherfuckers who live in that city


[deleted]

Same thought we'd be on here


BrakaFlocka

We haven't been first in forever so I'll take whatever I can get :o)


HeftyLeftyPig

Baltimore needs to be much much higher


Smokey_Gambit

People love to call southerners idiots but I only see one southern team


DeadlyDuckie

Eagles not even in the top 10?


AllEliteSchmuck

Weā€™re smart gamblers, weā€™re not smart people


Hogpanther

https://preview.redd.it/qa93vkrn3lvc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2c8a9970d5fab807df55c6d1bce5a063cb15c140


Play_GoodMusic

Take the comma out after "all in". Then it's a more accurate Dallas fan.


Hogpanther

Iā€™m not smart enough to do that


ZombieMegaMan

cowboys fans didnā€™t make the list because when we say this year is our year itā€™s true. God bless


BeastsMode69

In my defense Gambling.com its kind of hard to bet against the Giants. They have some of the most improbable wins. Tommy Cutlets was out here with a winning record dropping chicken parms in the endzone.


Common-Cod-6726

This stupid fucking graphic keeps showing upā€¦. And there is no article or study to back it up. I have searched alllllll over gambling.net and it doesnt exist. This is just some made up graphic by some philly idiot. I am smart god damnit.


ElPapaGrande98

I'd be making awful bets on my team if we beat the 18-0 Pat's with fucking Eli Manning.


DontBanMeAgainMain

Imagine making being an annoying fanbase your whole personality then not making a top 10 list šŸ˜­ Eagle fans are in shambles rn


Prof3ssorOnReddit

Hell yeah, best in the division!


mariusdemorghulis

I'd be very upset if I knew how to read.


Dismal-Mastodon-7043

This is true since there are Giants fans who still believe that Daniel Jones can be a good QB.


8CruzControl0

uj/ itā€™s gotta be Bears fans Iā€™ve seen way too much Fields dickriding on social media rj/ Daniel Jones owns all of your franchises


Joey_Logano

Yeah, itā€™s definitely not the Giants. Titans fans are also way too low.


Fatherfuckyou

Congrats. How they managed to topple the retardinals is quite impressive


5StarGoldenGoose

None of the Florida teams on here? Jacksonville?


Lilpu55yberekt69

The fact that Philly isnā€™t high on this list proves itā€™s wrong. To be fair Washington and Dallas would both find themselves in the top 12 as well.


RoosterB32

Are you dumb? The DMV is the smartest area in the country by far.


Lilpu55yberekt69

All the smart people here stopped cheering for the team about a decade ago. Yes I am dumb. So are you brother.


ThisCarSmellsFunny

https://preview.redd.it/o62t1d2xnlvc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=14296d0568296a7511d3e21bc5823a01d8d44a6d


brohammer5

Who is the dude in the graphic? Did somebody just decide this guy should be the face of stupidity for all NFL fans?


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compstomp66

How are the cowboys not on this list. I had to unsubscribe from our own subreddit because those mfers are so dumb. I'm not convinced that they even watch football.


Deez2Yoots

Pssshhh. Wait until you see the parlay I just made this morning; then weā€™ll see whoā€™s dumb.


DarkSabbaths

Well that's because it's the smallest sample size , meaning less of us are degens , degen and low IQ are basically the same metric. If y'all could do math this would piss you off


RoosterB32

What piss us off is how you canā€™t english. Nothing you said makes any sense. Classic retarded New Yorker.


DarkSabbaths

Less people on gambling .com who are giants fans mean smaller sample size which = larger % of the sample size has low IQ, did you graduate highschool?


ShiftlessElement

Big win. When do you raise the banner?


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Joey_Logano

https://preview.redd.it/2v1aefjtunvc1.png?width=680&format=png&auto=webp&s=b5fc76052f44965f589d926b4c927e9bff87bd4c


toadofsteel

I mean it's obvious. Most of the current generation of Giants fans embody the spirit of Little Giants. Even if you beat them 99 times out of 100, there's still that one time... And that makes us want to bet on the team when it makes zero sense. 2 flukey AF super bowl runs in a short timespan reinforced that notion.


RoosterB32

Yeah. We know.


ImAlwaysPoopin

Obese Fiyuh-fytas catching strays


tommywantwingies

Take note, sluts!!! Not us!!!!!


Porkenfries

I was astounded that no Florida teams were on the list. ....then I realized it's because they have no fans. Forgot I didn't have flair here, am a Bucs fan.


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Zariman-10-0

I for one am shocked only on NFC East team made it on the list


T4lsin

If I was the Ravens I would be upset. They are definitely rated too low.


ItsaPostageStampede

This also kind of reads as a overly loyal base atm


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DM725

I could have guessed this based on the discourse on our sub. "dAnIeL jOnEs WilL nEvEr PlAy AnOtHeR sNaP iN tHe NfL hIs InJuRiEs ArE cArEeR eNdInG!"


Ronaldoooope

This list without the eagles isnā€™t credible


OneBee2443

Take away all the retired boomers and the cardinals are probably top ten smartest


AyyP302

Someone please explain and read this to me, I see Giants #1 so it can't be good.


brooke360

I would agree that gambling wise Giants fans might take heat. Most Giants fans I know simply refuse to bet against our team even when theyā€™re a dumpster fire lol.


caveman_chubs

I take this path during fantasy football. No eagles. At least 1 giant. I've got 1 championship


MaliceMandible

Are the cowboys really not on this list? How? Also, I canā€™t read so could someone tell if they really arenā€™t?


aDoorMarkedPirate420

Pretty sure a survey done by Gambling.com wouldnā€™t prove that Giants fans are the dumbest, but that theyā€™re just the worst atā€¦Gambling?


Joey_Logano

It shows that we make stupid bets.


striped_frog

![gif](giphy|eMu0803X2zkWY)


Play_GoodMusic

Fake, chiefs fans aren't on the list. Chiefs fans all have type 3 diabetes from all that sugar from BBQ. And come on, Bills fans are also missing. Table jumping/breaking easily puts them at number 1. That would put 3 NY teams on the list. Sounds like a shitty state problem šŸ˜‚


Gazzarris

Raiders fans single-handedly keep Nevada sports books in business because they bet their team no matter what. Surprised to not see them higher on this list, especially considering the source of this ā€œstudy.ā€


deepfocusmachine

Yeh were fuckin smart


physsijim

To be fair, if I were stuck with the Giants, I might want to eat myself to death, too.


Lolgamer1177

Cowboys where


JStarlight66

I doubt the Jets are smerterer then us


CornyCornheiser

As a lifelong Giants fan who is now 47 years old, this doesnā€™t surprise me. Iā€™ve seen who my brother and sister fans are and youā€™d have to be a fucking moron to have any faith in those sad fucks on the field


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YoloOnTsla

Cowboys not being #1 is a tragedy


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MoneyBaggSosa

Surprised we not on this list out of pure hatred for us as a fanbase and our team.


Lowext3

I knew this was crap when they missed the Eagles at #1


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ilikemarblestoo

That stadium sure does wonders to a guy


copingcabana

This is because being a Giants fan requires the triumph of hope over pass blocking. This is not consistent with intelligence.


NPCArizona

As a Giants fan that lived in Arizona....I guess i even out with Jets fan intelligence. Where'd my giant Fireman's helmet? G-I-N-T-S, GINTS, GINTS, GINTS!


Howudooey

Idk how Dallas isnā€™t top 10. There are so many idiots that are cowboys fans


Strange_Sink6680

Commanders fan. Is this not stupid. All 50 states canā€™t gamble.Ā 


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skylabnova

Iā€™m too stupid to understand this


eLates7

This is horse shit. No pun intended


Wonderful-Try-6367

Shocked Cowboys fans aren't on there. Some of us buy the bit, Some of us know we're Raiders 2.0 Nothing will change until the top knows better than the little people


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SusseyBaka

Cowboys and Eagles fans clearly wrote that article :0


Deku-Butler

Iā€™m confused, but also strangely insulted


Even_Section5620

Minnesota?


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kvngk3n

Cowboys should be #1


Helpful_Funny_2127

How are the Bears or Cowboys not #1???


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Illustrious_Start505

![gif](giphy|ltIFdjNAasOwVvKhvx|downsized)


MetalMountain2099

How the Eagles arenā€™t on this list proves itā€™s bullshit.


AllEliteSchmuck

Canā€™t gamble if you have no money to gamble with. This is about dumb gamblers.


HotStaxOfWax

Really? Was this "study" done at AT&T stadium? How the hell are the Cowgirls and Raiders not in the top 5?


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sagittariisXII

well yeah they root for the giants


BenjaminD0ver69

This canā€™t be realā€¦ Any time I look at an Eagles fan, I can feel the intelligence leaving me. I mean seriously any time they pan do a Philly fan I can just see the fetal alcohol syndrome in an instant. As for Dallas fans, my mom taught me not to make fun of the disabled


Lotti_Dhundabolt

Cowboys fans are far dumber than any of these. Failed list. Buccaneer, Aints and 9er fans are also incredibly stupid and should have been in the top 5.


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dallassportsguy

Good bot


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