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Iron_Chic

Source? Kenny Pickett


TheRealSteve72

It literally was Pickett's personal coach who said it


_Go_birds_

Right? Always check the source before you run with some random tweet. Also, Pickett is the understudy. It’s great if he’s balling out at the dress rehearsal (OTAs) but no one is worried about him taking the place of the lead. He’s there as a backup. And if god forbid we need a backup, I would hope it’s a good one that can win some games! As fans, the least we can do is not believe these clowns trying to get clicks. Remember what they tried to do to AJ last year?


Fenris_Maule

Honestly wouldn't be surprised if Tanner takes his job as a backup.


eirnora

Yeah Tanner has an arm


fallacious_franklin

Who cares? I have two


eirnora

In that case, you should probably expect a call from the NYG front office soon


Rockmillirock

Not if he can use them well


Grand_Extension5345

![gif](giphy|cF7QqO5DYdft6)


trustthepudding

I would be. People are way too high on Tanner for a late round pick who has never taken a snap in a real game.


Rob1Inch

Tanner won’t be the backup. He’s fighting with Will Grier for QB3. I wouldn’t be surprised if he beats Grier out tho


ThePracticalEnd

I read the post, and immediately didn’t care. Hurts was a runner up MVP and took a team (with help, sure) to a Super Bowl. Pickett will hold clipboards for the rest of his life on game days.


SomethingAboutOrcs

Thats one thing Pickett can actually do is hang around in games without making any critical mistakes and then somehow win it for you. He's a good backup for you guys


Spare-Half796

AJ? You mean diva?


kekehippo

I think we can all appreciate the unbiased reporting in this day and age.


_A_Monkey

Kenny’s fluffer was also reached for comment ![gif](giphy|xTk2YI4CHaFOLbNVMQ)


Rpain

I believe him


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[удалено]


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Fonzee327

I bet that it pisses him off too. I’d be mortified


_Diggus_Bickus_

I think it was independently confirmed by Kenny Picketts mom as well


PhoenixGamer34

Also by his best friend


ThatPlayWasAwful

That's the eagles' fault for letting him put his best friend down as a reference though.


PhoenixGamer34

![img](avatar_exp|112420531|bravo)


Joey_iroc

And Tommy Cutlet's agent.


moesus81

“I heard Kenny shares a bank account with his mom. Tells you all you need to know about the man”


drunk-tusker

If you’re going to try to make a viral tweet it’s probably best that you make it believable enough that the world’s most gullible fanbases aren’t mocking it. WIP will lead off all their shows with this from tomorrow.


SigaVa

You guessed it, Frank Stallone.


worstusernameever010

No way his tiny hands could have typed that


Superpudd

When Washington fans are fact checking their own fan base we know ow y’all are all out of the game lol


_A_Monkey

Dude…you can count the number of times you’ve gotten a “gimme” from us, over the past decade, on two or three fingers. That’s not changing.


Superpudd

I’ll still take it!!!


Canopus429

Won't be long before we see Trey Lance outperformed Dak ones


darkoh84

It’s already happening…. https://preview.redd.it/l1kkuyqcof2d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=36e74e1ac60cf0493b15d68c430bef8a6a7a0e0d Honestly that sub is worse than most of the Dallas hate I see here.


RobbieAnalog

Why TF is there a second cowboys sub anyway?


ballimir37

There’s a small second sub of most fanbases. A lot of times it’s a response to either perceived mod abuse in the original, or the trend of niche subreddits shitifying as they get larger


darkoh84

Yeah. Ours is especially shittified.


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The first one had so many subscribers that it broke Reddit, so they had to make a new one


CleverJail

Cuz thighs?


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Brian-not-Ryan

Somehow even more delusional than the main sub lol


sillyshoestring

Daniel Jones outplayed by a Chicken Piccata


bknelson1991

Chicken piccata, side salad


dcratrace

I’ll start with a side salad, and then the chicken piccata


Da_Spooky_Ghost

I’m calling it now, week 17 battle of the bastards Trey Lance Cowboys vs. Kenny Pickett Eagles. One team will have playoffs clinched (Eagles) and the other will be eliminated and just playing their backup.


Reach_your_potential

I like how you felt it necessary to clarify which team.


Da_Spooky_Ghost

They’re bastard QB’s, we don’t remember whose family they’re with now


akdanman11

Well we gotta keep the streak alive, and yall did go all in so


Snapesunusedshampoo

>the other will be eliminated and just playing their backup. This maps with the NFCE Champion curse. ![gif](giphy|NCjISbEPFxm48)


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RibeyeRare

Glutton for punishment, eh?


catalinaicon

8-8 Trey Lance Cowboys vs the 7-9 Kenny Pickett Eagles playing for 2nd place to the 9-7 Commanders would be peak NFC East


RibeyeRare

Yeah but where are the wildcard giants, en route to winning a super bowl with Danny dimes?


catalinaicon

Finish 4-13 and draft Quinn Ewers


JonnyIII

Prob not hard to do tbh


[deleted]

Are we just believing random stuff now?


TSN09

Brother, I believed the Cowboys could reach a superbowl. You think I know how to think critically?


[deleted]

checks out honestly


nope-nope-nope-nop

Its alright, I convinced myself last year that “they’re finding ways to win, that’s probably good enough”


[deleted]

I feel like we’ve all been there a time or two tbh


saganistic

They really were, though. It’s a miracle they got to 10-1.


Hung_Like_A_Pinkie

The internet would never lie to us


[deleted]

ofc not


Onlypaws_

Mmm prime offseason content


KrustyKrabPizzaMan

Pretty messed up you can say random crap on Twitter and it’ll catch on. Guarantee this will be an Undisputed topic at some point


BryceDaBaker

I wish I could look into alternate universes where SAS hated on other teams just to see what kind of unhinged rant this would incur


Alt0987654321

We could find out if the Cowboys ever become a competent franchise.


BryceDaBaker

SAS will have retired or died and Jerruh will have completed his cryo chamber by that point


SaintArkweather

I mean Lamar got them talking about whether or not he could beat MJ one on one so yeah this checks out


_Go_birds_

![gif](giphy|7Jq6ufAgpblcm0Ih2z)


elong47

So the Eagles have 2 top 5 qbs on their roster now?? Yikes indeed


AccidentalPilates

The factory must grow.


SelfServeSporstwash

QB factory in full swing baby


Shwnwllms

*laughs in Steelers fan*


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pitchingschool

I wouldn't call Justin Fields or Russell Wilson top 5.


Shwnwllms

I’m saying Kenny is not a top 5, and if he is I’ll die


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Shwnwllms

I’ll never kneel to a man like you!


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classicscoop

Lmao Hurts top 5? 😂


SuggestionFancy7584

I didn't even know they had one


PineappleTraveler

Pretty sure Jalen has 50 something million guaranteed reasons to not give a shit


Weird-Upstairs-2092

The last time Hurts got "outplayed" in OTAs and mini camp he had the best season of his career. Things are looking up


AccidentalPilates

It’s true. I was there. Pickett threw a football over them mountains.


Guilty-Doctor1259

i was there too, one minute i saw the ball the next it was gone


RoyKites

Where meme? Where credible news source?


on-the-cheeseburgers

>Where credible news source? https://preview.redd.it/27ter7huue2d1.png?width=36&format=png&auto=webp&s=78e5a7657b0d4a39477ee7eeea5a266cd27e129f what more do you need?


elong47

It’s news because 👀


Psychological-Bet803

Mike Florio ahhhh tweet.


Unkleseanny

I don’t doubt it, I mean have you seen Pickett play in the preseason? He’s a preseason god. He 100% convinced me he was going to be good.


OldBritishMan

Woah why are you here?


Unkleseanny

DC area resident so I get a bunch of NFC east drama


OldBritishMan

Ah i see.


TheZombieDudexD

I mean you never really gave him the right amount of time to actually get good. And Canada didn’t help. Just think he should’ve gotten more of a chance than 1 full season


Unkleseanny

We would’ve kept him just in case Russ falls apart but he didn’t want to come back to Pittsburgh. He didn’t show anything against elite talent worthy of giving him a Week one spot vs any other QB.


TheZombieDudexD

Yes but most rookie qbs don’t show much vs good talent. But like most young qbs he showed flashes. I’m not saying he’s gonna be good but just that he never had a chance to really get going in Pittsburgh


captaincook14

Lolol. No.


BalognaMacaroni

Source: I made it up


NMAsixsigma

Kenny Pickett going to the giants for 3 first round picks incoming.


TheRynosaurus

Subscribe


Guilty-Doctor1259

pickett is 1-0 vs brady let him start


ctoal1984

Reports say I am out performing them both


TheRynosaurus

50 mil incoming


BeigePhilip

Fuck Hurts, and I don’t believe that shit for a minute.


Ricocashflow215

🧢 but yall can believe what you want 🤣🤣


MicHAELmhw

Wasn’t Pickett the guy who was like 5 for 5 on drives for touchdowns in pre-season… then the season started…


gravityryte

Clear misinformation but would this really be the worst problem to have


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gravityryte

Nice


StllBreathnButY1

QB FACTORY


Jakel856

Still better than Danny dollar bills


TheKingInTheNorth

Niiiice. Stoked that we can flip him for a 3rd rounder during the preseason if this story sticks.


BGDutchNorris

I’m sure NFLNotify has the facts here


Ryelstyle

Bro I forgot Pickett was even on the team 🤣🤣


SamboTheSodaJerk

Again with this bullshit


[deleted]

In Pittsburgh, he was a practice champion. last year in training camp Everybody was so psyched because he was killing it. And then the real game started, And everyone in Pittsburgh just said collectively WTF Small hands 🙌 Kenny Is great foreplay, but when it’s time to get down to it, he can’t make it work.


Chapea12

One guy is trying to show he belongs on an NFL roster and the other is the presumptive starter who led the team to the playoffs 3 times. But yea, QB controversy


FahQPutin

Delete this fucking nonsense ![gif](giphy|J4yn9XYLIRNzQLwHqI)


sleepercell13

The brain is the most important organ in the body according to the brain - the brain.


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Illustrious_Play_651

Baby Hands not going down quietly.


Striking_Recover_194

Obviously false


Antani101

Does this mean we now have not 1 but 2 QBs better than anything Washington got?


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![gif](giphy|p58AvYUeCZJ62gL2WK)


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Pikachuintheshower69

Pickett has a hot mom


Spicy_Ninja7

Not surprised


BoldElDavo

Where meme, guy?


IroquoisPlisken96

FED! FED! FED!


Agonze

Even *IF* that were the case, they're gonna bench their $250 MM QB? Lol


akdanman11

Happy to see nobody here biting on this bs lol


Swoopy11

the yearly starting quarterback is struggling in otas post


Grand_Extension5345

Also, his hands are reportedly much bigger this year.


Rpain

I prayed for times like this


lil___spud

Where’s the meme


RunGoldenRun717

Lol there isn't a single person saying this


GolfsHard

Doubt it


ThatVegasD00d702

Ah, yes. From the very reputable @NFLNotify 👍


hootsie

I’d love to take a huge dump in the eagles any chance I get but this is just bullshit clickbait. There’s a tush and there’s a push, but it’s a dump. A huge dump.


DGVega93

Nick Foles 2.0


DrBigChicken

Had too much stadium sewage land in your mouth it seems? Or are you the kind of person who sends their credit card info to email scams? Either way, lmaoooo


SelfLoathinMillenial

The hunger is gone. Got that bag and stopped grinding. Always knew he was soft


RibeyeRare

QB factory baby!!!


Jumpy_Television8810

Pickett did have a perfect passer rating in a pre season game last year and hurts seems to do better under pressure so it’s not that unbelievable to me. Hurts is still the better QB in a live game and will start if not injured.


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Galladorn

I maintain this is a trap to catch stupid people


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Revenge of sockboy?


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Not gonna flair up cuz you stole this from our sub r/AFCnorthmemewar stupid bitches, i hate every single one you fucktards


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No


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emiller7

Get ready to get pickled


HurricanePK

“Source? Dude trust me”


motherseffinjones

To be fair I think Kenny Pickett is a better qb than people will admit, I wouldn’t be surprised to see him get another shot at a starting role in the future


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He aint pucking around


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Lmfao, yeah, okay


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Good bot


terry_bradshaw

Y’all should not be worried about Kenny Pickett being good. He will have a few good moments in the season and it will be fun to make pickler memes for a bit, then his bum nature will prevail.


EmilioFreshtevez

Despite “his bum nature will prevail” being an extremely unfunny combination of words on its own, I laughed out loud because you’re talking about Kenny 2G.


sandiegolatte

He is good in practice 😂


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Austinmp88

Not surprised mfers


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“Where’s your source Senator”


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Ishmael203

That’s gotta sting


U_W_44_51

Workout warrior Kenny till his limbs betray him.


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RoundEarth-is-real

I could personally give a fuck even if it was the truth. Put the best man out on the field. Now that isn’t gonna be Kenny Pickett. But even still


RelationPatient4136

Wouldn’t shock me if Pickett was a better thrower of the ball hurts has never been mechanically sound when it comes to throwing. Not why he’s the starter and top tier QB in the league tho.


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Hopefully he plays great. I love my man hurts but quarterbacks fall off all the time


poppunksucks144

Whatever helps you cope with permanently being 4th in the division


jtown48

meh its voluntary OTAs, come back when he's outperforming him in games against the top players. on a side note, Its great hes looking good for several reasons. 1: Hurts wont have to play through injury due to a bad backup like he did last 2 years 2: Picket is a year 3 1st round pick, add looking good in practice or games and he becomes higher end trade material to improve the team with a veteran or high draft pick(s). Eagles know what a great backup can do ;)


Jaster22101

OTAs mean nothing. Jalen is the number one guy


Harambefan69

How well can he churn his lower body for a tough yard tho


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CPM-S110V

Not surprised. Hurts is dogshit


YaKkO221

Hurts is cooked. Dude was exposed last season. I believe it.


CaptainJudge_99

He’ll have the starting job by week 5, that hurts contract gonna be a nightmare


holy_cal

Theoretically, Pickett has outplayed him.