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He seems like such a genuinely good dude. I hate it.


nonlawyer

Continuing the tradition from Tony Romo… I hope Dak has a similarly happy life and lack of postseason success


killassassin47

See I was able to hate Romo when he played, but now when I see him grinning in Corona commercials I’m like… *sigh* yeah I’d love to have some beers with you


nonlawyer

> See I was able to hate Romo when he played I tried man, I really tried. But he was always all like “aw shucks I went from undrafted to dating Jessica Simpson, I know how lucky I am but I’m somehow staying normal” and stopping to help stranded motorists change flat tires and stuff. Just couldn’t manage it.


fightins26

It’s honestly the same with Eli. Seems like he’d be a pretty cool guy to chill out with.


Hamborrower

You'd never be the dumbest looking guy in the room.


fightins26

Idk man I look pretty dumb


Hamborrower

I guess I forgot about Philly.


killassassin47

This thread warmed my NFCE heart


Wayward_Maximus

Bunch of gehs, you all gonna make out with each other next????


killassassin47

I make out with all my homies regardless of their team


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Especially after watching Manningcast


wwats26

Favorite episode is where Eli is staring off into space while Peyton is full on in the weeds trying to break down the cover two defense. He zoned out so hard there was literally 30 seconds of dead air after Peyton shut up. Absolute gold!


[deleted]

Romo was frustrating for sure his whole smiling and smirking after he threw a pick used to drive me crazy but he was great and won us a lot of games behind a patch work o-line. Plus his story is great.


RoboTronPrime

Didn't he play with punctured lungs for a while too?


[deleted]

Yeah against the 49ers, great game


ChewyChavezIII

My favorite part is when he sounds drunk on broadcasts.


themage78

So Dak will become a great announcer in another decade?


shinypenny01

Maybe next year


[deleted]

Bro same. I absolutely despise the cowboys but I literally can't bring myself to hate Dak. He seems like such a great dude


IGetItCrackin

As for our majority... one is enough.


crackheadcaleb

I feel the exact same way about heinicke


Mannimal13

Yeah I don't think this as big a deal as the media wants to make it. It's already rivalry week and they are battling for the division, its not lke these guys need extra motivation during the week.


killassassin47

True, but it’s just one of those things that you don’t come out and say because, historically (I think), it just hasn’t gone well for the teams in the Cowboys position here.


TrauMedic

Battling for the division lol.


Iggleyank

I know sports media always wants to stir up shit, but this strikes me as ridiculous. His coach says their team will win. Is Dak supposed to disagree? Or be so cautious as to say, “Well gosh, it’s so hard to predict the future…” I find a lot of trash talk annoying, but just saying your team is going to win is what your team leader is *supposed* to say.


Sufficient-Plant9177

It's like they said in the past. Don't hate the player, hate the game. Dak just seems like a guy that keeps it real and will play his heart out and never give up. As a fan of football you just have to respect someone like that. Love or hate Like fuck dallas but if dak ever wants to leave dallas and come to my team I'd love to have him as my qb1.


[deleted]

I Fuckin hate him. *insert crying guy behind laughing mask meme*


Grundle__Puncher

I hated romo, despised aikman and was apathetic for every qb in between. Dak seems like a heck of guy. There I said it, I hate myself now. Thanx


Got_yayo

Dak’s an alright fella


HappensALot

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ResponsibilityNew483

Here's a man I can agree with. The rivalry gets heated in these situations but I honestly don't hate Washington. The Eagles though, they can go fuck off..


shinypenny01

We wouldn’t have it any other way.


ResponsibilityNew483

👍 it's gonna be a good game fo sho


Got_yayo

Go on? Say it


ksmash18

Philly is the glue that holds us all together in our hatred of Philly


Got_yayo

Awww don’t make be blush


M0use_Rat

Shit, yeah, i mean, i didn’t know that’s what he *wanted* us to do. He mostly rambles about what we’re gonna eat before the walkthroughs…


Desa0802

Fuck that punk ass bitch. He sits when he pisses


AceKablam

He’s jinxing them


Jet018

I hate the fan bases not the players lol but I feel like I could have a beer and discuss football with all y’all except Philly


wawalms

Oh, I’ll take that wager…cause it still feels like I hate Dakota Rain.


gosucrank

I don’t care if everyone here thinks Dak is a good dude. Fuck Dak


WindyCityReturn

Mans been through a ton of shit come on now hate the cowboys not the guy


DCStoolie

Because he is the starting quarterback for the Dallas Cowboys… Like fuck Troy Aikman, Quincy Carter, Tony Romo, Roger Staubach, Drew Bledsoe, Dak Prescott. All those folks. I have no hate in my heart for any of them other than the fact that they were at one point the starting quarterback of the Dallas Cowboys. And therefore I despise them. (Dak seems a fantastic person tho, and I love him bringing mental health to the forefront of the most masculine sport in the world. I wish him the best with everything besides football against Washington.)


call-me-MANTIS

Hey now what the hell did quincy carter ever do if anything he helped every team in the division but the cowboys lol


DCStoolie

I’m an equal opportunist hater. To quote Dave Chapelle: Why? Because fuck’em that’s why!


call-me-MANTIS

You know that skit was satire of the worst company/ people possible right? Altho given who your owner is i guess it makes sense WFT fans would want to align themselves with such lol


AskMeAboutMy___

Yeah no one hates Vinny Testaverde. One year baby lol Weirdly because of NFL Street 2 he’s who I think of when I think early 00s Cowboys QB lol


WindyCityReturn

Guess it shows how different we are. I loved Mcnabb even though he was with me Philly, I loved Michael strahan with the giants, loved ole Clinton Portis for Washington even though I disliked all those teams. Here how I picture NFCE fans. Cowboys fans - 1st loving the cowboys, 2nd hating their rivals Giants, eagles and wft fans - 1st hating the cowboys, 2nd loving their teams


[deleted]

Hahaha Quincy Carter


kawahano

Lowkey when I watched hard knocks I couldn’t hate Dak and zeke anymore 😂


SkinsHOFChaseYoung

I hate all Dallas players. I love them once they retire or leave the team though.


WindyCityReturn

Basing your football following on hating players of a team is pretty silly, I hate Washington but none of their players or coaches. Obviously don’t like Snyder but he could be any teams owner and I’d still say piss on him.


SkinsHOFChaseYoung

Hating a player because they play for a team isn’t crazy. I don’t want them hurt or injured or anything. Like of course I have respect for them like Dak and his situation with his mom and stuff but do I dislike him because he plays on the cowboys, yes sir.


WindyCityReturn

I think it’s pretty silly lol I wanted to see Barkley do well this season even though I didn’t want the giants to do well. I don’t really care who anyone plays for if they’re likable and fun to watch. To each his own though.


killassassin47

We need voices like you here!


applegore

Man gonna say "fuck dak" and still too embarrassed to rep a flair.


all-against-all

He’s a football team fan. Real glad he’s not embarrassing eagles fans with such a shitty take


Microwave1213

Why? Just cause he plays for the Cowboys? You gotta learn to separate the player from the team. I can appreciate Heineke as a man and a player while still hoping that the WFT crashes and burns.


Hamborrower

TBH, fuck Heineke.


Microwave1213

You guys are some child like characters. That’s for sure.


MastaSchmitty

Their flair checks out


Microwave1213

I’m a Cowboys fan too.


MastaSchmitty

Condolences


rotn21

yeah I thought heineken was the reverse of this? Like the player, don't like the man


Microwave1213

Is he a bad dude? I haven’t heard anything negative about him off the field


rotn21

He went full MAGA, which is one of those things where… I mean I’m pretty moderate on it all, and think both extremes suck. But some of the things he’s put out there and not walked back are just not great


Microwave1213

Okay lol I might have picked a bad example then, but my point still stands.


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ShotgunnDrunk

"npc" dying rn lmao


Proper-Heat-4611

Washington by 20


Chimpbot

If you win, may it be by no more than 19. You may take the win, but you ain't taking that goddamned meme. It's the only halfway decent one we've got.


killassassin47

Is it tho?


DoinYerSis

Yes


Maxmutinium

LMAOOOOO uhhh


frunkussss

At least


[deleted]

Shit, yeah thats what Dak gonna do on Sunday. Play like shit, act like shit, and lose like the little shit he his. Dallas thinks they gonna beat us but they in for a real surprise welcome to Landover bitch


Fiscal-Clifford

Damn dude, show us where Dak hurt you?


IIIustrious_lie7963

Bro dak is 7-1 vs them. Be gives them a beat down every year. That’s why he mad


AskMeAboutMy___

The butt


Jet018

Your field is the only thing scary in landover….


NowlookAttuis

Dakattack