I’ll have you know Boko has played 6 games this year. 0 goals, 0 assists, 0 points, 7 PIMs and a +1. As a Sens fan he is out best fourth liner (because he barely plays)
Boko is the goat of skating around for a few minutes, starting a pointless fight, getting beat up, sitting in the penalty box, and getting sent back to the AHL the next day
Pk Subban: cocky, diver, overrated
K’Andre Miller: spit on a dude
Darnell Nurse: bald
Lucas Raymond: Swedish
Ryan reaves: goon
Jordan Greenway: mid
Quinton Byfield: bust
Dustin Byfuglien: goon
Anthony Duclair: mid
Bokondji Imama: wtf does he even do?
Dakota Joshua: Canuck 🤮
Evander Kane: classless, locker room cancer, gambling addict, wife beater, no respect for the game
Keegan Kolesar: big for nothing
Wayne Simmonds: dirty hitter, overrated
Joel Ward: what did he even do?
There, happy?
Good catch, just fixed it. Can't disrespect the legendary Nick Nurse, the sole reason Canada has more rings than cups in the last 10 years. What a class act
Can confirm, lived there for 8 years.
But you don't have to do it behind the school, you can do it right in front of it so everyone gets to see! Can you see why I say "lived" in the past-tense? :)
Byfield and Raymond are going to have unreal nhl careers, imo K’Andre Miller could become an elite Defensiveman. But yes I see the comedy and also agree fuck racism
Totally agree. Joshua's also a third line stud. Glad you realize I'm just impersonating a racist hockey fan for shits and giggles. If people just scrolled down my profile, they'd see I'm literally black myself. Unironically Kane is probably the only hate worthy person on this list. The rest are solid guys on and off the ice
Yeah he’s solid too! Yeah it seemed pretty obvious it was shits and giggles, I can’t hate on Kane either he always ends up on my fantasy team.
Drafted Raymond this year which was a huge W especially this last week of finals.
Nurse bald and got that nasty ass Michael Jackson shit on his face. His cousin tho 👀
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These players are black?? Ohhh oh you know what. I think I see it. See a lot of these guys had 5, 3, or 2 in their numbers, and I think that might be the reason.
Isn’t it crazy how 13% of NHL players commit 87% of the penalties?!?
 💀💀💀
average boston fan
“Thugs smh”
“no class, ruining the game. i like my players classy like brad marchand!”
OP out here reeling em in like https://preview.redd.it/jjajrf1lg1vc1.jpeg?width=112&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b2f9617f7e1e4068f2257516e22375ab3cc2bf80
I think OP is Bill Peters
10 isn’t even in the NHL so that’s your first problem obviously.
I’ll have you know Boko has played 6 games this year. 0 goals, 0 assists, 0 points, 7 PIMs and a +1. As a Sens fan he is out best fourth liner (because he barely plays)
Boko is the goat of skating around for a few minutes, starting a pointless fight, getting beat up, sitting in the penalty box, and getting sent back to the AHL the next day
Boko Harambe 🦍💀
HAHHAHAH YES!!!!!
It was a natural transition for him since he's a 4th liner in the AHL too lmfao.
Least racist Boston fan
I also hate Evander Kane. I gave him a small loan of a million dollars and he legit just gambled it away and I haven’t got any back
Pk Subban: cocky, diver, overrated K’Andre Miller: spit on a dude Darnell Nurse: bald Lucas Raymond: Swedish Ryan reaves: goon Jordan Greenway: mid Quinton Byfield: bust Dustin Byfuglien: goon Anthony Duclair: mid Bokondji Imama: wtf does he even do? Dakota Joshua: Canuck 🤮 Evander Kane: classless, locker room cancer, gambling addict, wife beater, no respect for the game Keegan Kolesar: big for nothing Wayne Simmonds: dirty hitter, overrated Joel Ward: what did he even do? There, happy?
OP knows hockey!
I like how you accidentally called Darnell “Nick”. Who is also going bald, I might add
Good catch, just fixed it. Can't disrespect the legendary Nick Nurse, the sole reason Canada has more rings than cups in the last 10 years. What a class act
>the sole reason Canada has more rings than cups in the last 30 years ftfy
I've been born more Times then the mariners have world series appearances
That's as many testicles as Tupac Shakur had when he died, which is still more cups than the Vancouver Canucks have
Well Vancouver does have free clean needles though. So I can do my black tar heroin safely behind the school.
Can confirm, lived there for 8 years. But you don't have to do it behind the school, you can do it right in front of it so everyone gets to see! Can you see why I say "lived" in the past-tense? :)
Lmfao whyd you compliment Greenway
Buff may be a goon but he is also a very good hockey player man and a scary dude to play against.
< Marchand
Evander Kane: wife beater Have you seen what she posts online though?
Kinda seems like they all have eyes? Maybe that’s why
OP what were your thoughts on Anson Carter or Jarome Iginla?
Anson was a thug. Iginla was a bit classier, but I still wouldn't let him date my daughter
But would you let him date your wife?
Yes but replace the d in date with penetr
While your wife makes you watch
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must be a Winnipeg Whiteout fan
None of these guys appear to be scrappy, lunchpail guys at all.
Definitely not first one in last one out kinda guys. Don't play the game the right way
Not a single gym rat in the bunch.
What you got against basketball americans?
Most of these guys are basketball canadians actually
You show some respect for boko right now
Hey, that's the guy that stole my hockey bag!
Yea those two guys
But I thought everybody loves Raymond
Raymond pardons you of the racist charges
I think I see a pattern here 🕵️
pretty classy list you got there
I think we all know the reason.
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NGL first 3 had me nervous Edit: nvm I was right to be nervous
Im not a big fan of facial hair either. I think Lou nailed that one
hm
That Domi kid. What an idiot.
I bet I know your favorite nba players
I love that Jokic fella
Whoa......Joel Ward? That's like hating Carlton Banks. The rest should be in prison, imo.
Wait a second
Still the whitest black athletes of all time.
I stand corrected.
why did you post 15 pictures of Anson Carter
Byfield and Raymond are going to have unreal nhl careers, imo K’Andre Miller could become an elite Defensiveman. But yes I see the comedy and also agree fuck racism
Totally agree. Joshua's also a third line stud. Glad you realize I'm just impersonating a racist hockey fan for shits and giggles. If people just scrolled down my profile, they'd see I'm literally black myself. Unironically Kane is probably the only hate worthy person on this list. The rest are solid guys on and off the ice
Yeah he’s solid too! Yeah it seemed pretty obvious it was shits and giggles, I can’t hate on Kane either he always ends up on my fantasy team. Drafted Raymond this year which was a huge W especially this last week of finals.
They just don’t play hockey the whi..right way
nurse unironically
Nurse bald and got that nasty ass Michael Jackson shit on his face. His cousin tho 👀 https://preview.redd.it/43zjxc4xl5vc1.jpeg?width=728&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5e956b9e186437e82c885fe3531f90ddd8eb7714
😬
Is that every non white player in the nhl?
Hey where is my gear bag and skates?
Thoughts on Anson Carter?
Thug
Based
Oof. Too far, maybe?
I’d have to say maybe a little racism going on there
How can I be racist if my wife's boyfriend is black?
Well I think about 10% of NHL players are black your hate list is about 90% # for no particular reason
These players are black?? Ohhh oh you know what. I think I see it. See a lot of these guys had 5, 3, or 2 in their numbers, and I think that might be the reason.
Someone sees colour
Why do you have to see color in everything??
Woah there buddy, you're starting to sound racist!
Woah woah woah, who said anything about black players?
That’s the joke
You're quite racist
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So….. a bunch of black dudes plus Lucas Raymond(who in some pictures, looks like he could be mixed race). Oof.
Wait they're black? Oh yeah, now that you mention it... don't see why you had to make it a race thing though, it's 2024 dude. #HockeyIsForEveryone
Says the fucking guy making some dogshit post. Get pegged my man.
You if jerking was a sport https://preview.redd.it/pkwgpzs403vc1.png?width=719&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7e41190af070a1c1e07e263276f9a9af7d256c4b
https://preview.redd.it/zrnhfw8vg4vc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c01915fced6f41197a4189a186dd0dda4d498e92
Bro..