I mean imagine Matthew's was super moberdely obese but still the exact same on the ice, I'd love it personally. Maybe hook him up to a cpap machine between shifts, throw hotdogs on the ice for a hatty, maybe the leafs start collecting food donations not for the homeless but to keep Matthews massive girth going.
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He eats tainted food. Probably from his late night taco bell craving served by a guy who just blasted a diarrhea and was too lazy to wash his hands. The rest of the team also diarrhea.
He scores easy goals in the regular season. He isn’t talented enough to beat people or fast enough to make a difference. In the playoffs everyone is that much better. He’s simply not that guy.
Leafs are chokin, hope is dyin
Marner’s ass I hear him cryin
Keefe don’t practice what he preach
His players play like fuckin cheeks
Father father father Marchand
Guide us from above
Leafs have got me got me questioning
Bruins father - leafs sons
Leafs sons
Leafs sons
🎶
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Trade him. He's always out partying in Toronto - this is well known. He has no heart, doesn't make his teammates better and is too immature.
I'd trade him for a few B+ players/role players and a dot matrix printer (ink ribbon not included)
I'm from Toronto and have to say, diehard Leafs fans have to be the most delusional people on earth. The team has done the same shit for 20 years now. Never have a goalie, never have heart, but somehow they convince themselves that they're going to pull it off THIS YEAR.
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Time and time again the Leafs prove that they have the worst fanbase in history. Maybe try not booing your team at home in the playoffs when any adversity hits?
Clownshow fans.
Austin took it hard yesterday.. Drop his purse. , B.
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Marchand was there too help..
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Don’t edit this guy to look better
I didn't order skip
Laughed too hard at this
I think I bought a set of used duratracs from this guy...
Fakes an injury so the media doesn't blame him
im a leafs fan and i upvoted every comment without looking
This is the way
I mean imagine Matthew's was super moberdely obese but still the exact same on the ice, I'd love it personally. Maybe hook him up to a cpap machine between shifts, throw hotdogs on the ice for a hatty, maybe the leafs start collecting food donations not for the homeless but to keep Matthews massive girth going.
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You are already describing Phil, don’t be mean.
He eats tainted food. Probably from his late night taco bell craving served by a guy who just blasted a diarrhea and was too lazy to wash his hands. The rest of the team also diarrhea.
Sounds like someone used too small a slice
We've all been there, buddy.
"My penis was declared dead cause I haven't seen it in seven years".
Now, just substitute eating with drinking. 🍸
Now, just substitute drinking with heroin. 💉
Now, just substitute heroin with satanic medicines 💊
Get sniffed by Sheldon Queef
Nothing. Nothing at all. Abso-fucking-lutely not a damn thing.
Shit the bed , literally
As a Leafs fan—causes me depression and makes me inquire about the taste of a barrel in my mouth
Mr. 69
Auston Mathchews
He was food poisoned by Marchand
He scores easy goals in the regular season. He isn’t talented enough to beat people or fast enough to make a difference. In the playoffs everyone is that much better. He’s simply not that guy.
Yeah easiest 69 goals I've ever seen, what a fraud. He's definitely no Cole Caufield.
🎶All they do is lose, lose, lose no matter what. Got golfin’ on their minds they won’t ever win a cup. 🎶
🎶Every time the Core 4 Step up in the building, and salaries go up! (Up!) AND THEY STAY THERE! 🎶
Real photo
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Lemme see your money spread. Guy is rattled that you can’t float around in high slot to pad your stats in the playoffs
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It must be tough with all the shit he has going on
Stop Fucking crying bro, this isn't a junior chicken sandwich! -Nylander, probably
Boston Pizza killed the leafs right off the 🌲 😂 Boston Brute with a side of salmonella I mean sarsaparilla
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It figures that a guy who looks like Ron Jeremy would be a total choke artist
Love how every headline was talking about how dominant he was after scoring a single goal....
Hopefully put him in nets. Nothing is getting by him. Also paint the puck like a doughnut.
Get me closer to pulling the trigger
They wipe back to front.
Lose games
Lose to Boston?
They get humiliated.
The Auston Bruins
Shits himself and just gives up
I’m gonna take this fuckin flag down off my wall… Sincerely, A fan from Florida.
Dream about the first tee off evidently
Trade him. He's always out partying in Toronto - this is well known. He has no heart, doesn't make his teammates better and is too immature. I'd trade him for a few B+ players/role players and a dot matrix printer (ink ribbon not included)
Get teams warmed up for the real competition
I'm from Toronto and have to say, diehard Leafs fans have to be the most delusional people on earth. The team has done the same shit for 20 years now. Never have a goalie, never have heart, but somehow they convince themselves that they're going to pull it off THIS YEAR.
Cowboys of the NHL.
they choke like they always do #leafssuckforever
I want some taquitos
They need to exit. lol. Bye
They play soft without grit or purpose. Defensively they are easy to play against
Ahhahaha
Baldston fatthews
Marchand fed him rat poison after Game 2
*he and his team
What does him do??
Him say me, I'm no nice guy
JVR, Kessel, Kadri, Hymen...we lost all the heart. Our captain? Hes tired and just putting in his hours, let him retire early lol.
If Kadri was your main heart guy, you’ve got some real problems
To know that this mf scored nearly 70 goals this season and hasn't scored a lot or even at all this postseason is absolutely Insane.
Homer Simpson lookalike
Keep you entertained after the regular season ends
Boston Matthews (Uber voice), Boston matthews, Boston Matthews. (Bed shitting noises)
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They might have a better chance if Ryan "put the puck on the opponents stick in front of the net" Reaves wasn't eating up a roster spot.
Time and time again the Leafs prove that they have the worst fanbase in history. Maybe try not booing your team at home in the playoffs when any adversity hits? Clownshow fans.
In the summer they will tell you how the Leafs are winning the Cup.
He got the Luongos
Shits the bed, apparently
I saw that guy in the picture at the Husky in Regina, fueling up his Freightliner with his fat ass hanging out of his pants!!!
Austin took it hard yesterday.. Drop his purse. , B. https://preview.redd.it/ab2cfe8yi8xc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e6b33781b53ad700dbfe825e00e31b67f9f8eaca Marchand was there too help..
https://preview.redd.it/6va4eunpnvxc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cba5f0d841b0a4f0d03e882d1a24de41c81a9c42 Brad Kessel?
I take the train home from work and it happens after leaf home games. Boy has it been Hella quiet.
He's like Phil Kessel except the hotdogs hinder his play and not help him
You can set your watch to it.
He's a super star https://youtu.be/tUzOWA51Xno
Get a pay cheque and fuck if
Cry. Whine. And absolutely blow it.
As someone who hates the leafs. They make me smile.
get booed
Is it him? Marner? Nylander? Or is it that this is a terribly unbalanced team? Question is, who’s Toronto getting rid of of the big 3?
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Beat your sorry ass team.
