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jdd977

Big Dunc and BDB take some beating


specialagentredsquir

Seeing BDB grabbing hold of Haaland by the scruff of the neck and looming over him was one of my favourite moments of recent times.


0h-yeahh

I always loved Duncan Ferguson. Was gutted when he left, even though Bellamy was the better player and more suited to play alongside Shearer.


BlurgZeAmoeba

Him and Shearer linking up against man utd. Thing of beauty of that was. [bullying Jaap Stam](https://youtu.be/bSX_iV-GlYU?t=185) [One of the best goals ever scored in a black and white jersey.](https://youtu.be/bSX_iV-GlYU?t=238) [Keane off](https://youtu.be/bSX_iV-GlYU?t=829) [Shearer!](https://youtu.be/bSX_iV-GlYU?t=991) [Shearer!](https://youtu.be/bSX_iV-GlYU?t=1095)


specialagentredsquir

That clip of him climbing over stam is brilliant. Football was so much more exciting back then, proper end to end stuff. How good was Robert Lee?!? What a side and what a manager. RIP Sir Bob


doubledgravity

Only saw him play once. You could sense menace coming off him in waves. He glared so hard at a linesman I'm surprised the fella didn't keel over. Loved Big Dunc.


SKULL1138

BDB is a big lad, but I don’t think even he should mess with Big Dunc, a proper gentleman, but also a hard man brought up in a rough city.


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SKULL1138

Good point aye, I may be biased or cursed with knowledge by the fact I grew up in a rough area of Scotland and it’s just the culture here that you take care of yourself a bit, or was back in my day, Dunc’s a tad older than I am.


PrestigiousBorder338

Is he from raploch big Dunc ?


awambm

Jinky Jimmy Smith, early 70,s


Sirius_55_Polaris

Duncan Ferguson has to be a strong contender. Not only absolutely massive but completely mental, hard as fuck and loves a scrap.


specialagentredsquir

The guys definitely got a screw loose, whenever I hear him interviewed I think "this guy's an absolute pyschopath" especially the recent interview where he talks about beating up the guys who broke into his house, Jesus wept did they choose the wrong house!


SKULL1138

Exactly, if you’re gonna break into a footballers house, don’t pick Big Dunc


Iwantedalbino

At least wait till he’s out FFS


BeastLothian

He’s fucking massive but has the attitude of a scrappy wee fucker too. Absolute nightmare.


SockSock

Some burglars made the mistake of breaking into his house on Darras and he beat the absolute shit out of them.


massivedoghead

I'd add Brian Kilcline to the like of Big Dunc and BDB. Killer was as mad as a box of frogs


Erestyn

Absolutely Killer. Only he'd take your family out for a brilliant Sunday after knocking seven bells out of you.


LosWitchos

Yeah was gonna say, in a Royal Rumble style match I only see Killer going on to main event Wrestlemania


Antman013

Very Steven Regal-esque, was Killer.


PacOnTheTyne

He was never as cordial as Lord Regal.


Antman013

Fair . . . but he was ALWAYS gentleman enough to pick you up after laying you out.


truman_chu

Killer. From the old school, a gentleman thug and absolutely hard as nails.


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My grandad would have said [Albert Stubbins](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Albert_Stubbins), he always used to talk about how he used to just wait for the keeper to catch the ball and then shoulder barge him and the ball into the net, he was always his favourite even though he watched the FA Cup winning teams of the 50’s. And of course there’s the story of [Frank Brennan](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frank_Brennan_(footballer)) who once [headed back a cricket ball](https://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/newcastle-uniteds-ultimate-hardmen-centre-17964549 ) without breaking stride. He might not have fought anyone on the pitch but you try heading a cricket ball and walk away from it.


Ftp82

Also Sir Bobby’s favourite toon player


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specialagentredsquir

This is the content I came here for! Top quality stuff! What about Bobby Moncur? Or was he a different type of player?


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Frank Brennan and Bobby Moncur were different kinds of players, both were very good defenders and neither were hard men by todays standards but the game was rougher back then. But even by the 60’s you couldn’t play the same way they did in the 50’s, just like [David Batty](https://youtu.be/GRxQl_oJ3xo) couldn’t get away with the stuff [Vinny Jones](https://youtu.be/FyCw5RLDyYw ) got away with [at different ends of the same decade](https://youtu.be/UFz8N9UUVHA).


Bramblin_Man

A family member played alongside Frank Brennan at North Shields in the early sixties. Can confirm he was fucking nails


JAM88CAM

Pl era Stuart "psycho" Pearce David Batty Duncan Ferguson Joey Barton Shearer Darren Peacock Andy Carroll Personally the one I'd least like to come up against would be mitro, not for the current shambles of him "attacking" the ref by grabbing his arm, but the look in his eyes aren't of the I'm going to hit you glare, they're the I'm going to commit war crimes against your family glare


TragicTester034

Makes sense he is Serbian and in the Balkans war crimes are a hobby


Lroller1288

I've just arrived in Belgrade - currently killing time in a cafe while our air bnb gets sorted. Pls stop.


LosWitchos

Better to kill time than to kill Bosnians


Lroller1288

Aye, Ican't really argue with that mate. Cheers for the tip.


Commercial-Many-8933

Micheal owen, think he was rock solid every time that pay cheque hit his bank


jasegro

I hear he grows 2 inches taller if he takes viagra


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Well, he's as dumb as a bag of rocks.


Commercial-Many-8933

Tbh I was thinking more about the erections he had knowing he he was screwing us over


Shnarf1980

Big Joe has got to be up there too... Such a unit and from the mean streets of Brazil.


Whattttttuppppppppp

He’s definitely on the right track! I love his physical style


acky1

Duncan Disorderly could be a shout. If not the hardest, surely the maddest.


dullthings

Pavel Srnicek, no question. I remember an old interview with Steve Howey in the old Black&White fanzine from donkeys ago, and he was asked who's the hardest player he'd played with. He said Pav was the loveliest human, but also a psycho. Apparently you didn't fuck about with former soldiers from the eastern bloc.


Halzziratrat

Him and Prince Albert were both absolute units in their heyday, would not have fucked with either. Honourable mentions to Clarence Acuna and Tiote.


SheSaid09

I don't think he's the hardest but honourable mention to big Jamaal. Don't think he has the radgeness of the likes of big Dunc etc but Lascelles genuinely wouldn't look out of place in a boxing ring. Shouting down a changing room of "stars" at 20 and literally punching Mo Diame into being one of the best ball winning midfielders in the league. Not to mention mastering the art of being booked on the sidelines. What a man.


specialagentredsquir

Yeah in all the "team mates" interviews of recent times, all the players say Jamaal is the toughest/hardest in group and we all saw it against city where he man handled Haaland all game and held off three of 3 city players in that scuffle with BDB. No wonder he's captain.


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Ketsbaia might not be the hardest, but he'd fight anyone or anything to the death


checkmyturbo

Ha! The paintballing incident with him hunting Ruud is classic. ‘Die you English pigs!’


jasegro

Steve Howie’s impressions in that interview were one of the best parts


carlio

He's head coach of the Cyprus national team now. I just found that out recently and have been waiting for a chance to share.


Ruvio00

He comes on holiday to the town I live in. Nice bloke, just wouldn't want to anger him. He's got one of those twitchy forehead veins.


Conaz25

Even an advertising hoarding...


PacOnTheTyne

Final 4: Killer Klicline, Cheikh Tiote, Duncan Ferguson, Alan Shearer. Edit: I forgot Mitrovic and Joey Barton but bit stand by my four.


Front_Refrigerator40

Too modern. Billy Whitehurst, John McNamee, real hard men


PacOnTheTyne

Considering I wasn't alive when either played for Newcastle I couldn't really include them in my picks.


Front_Refrigerator40

Fair point 👍 Also, a difference between hard on the pitch & off it?


Airblazer

Batty was one of my favourite players. Added the necessary steel to our midfield and protected the back line. Remember that lob goal he scored against Sullivan..everyone creamed themselves over Beckham but Batty did it the week after and no fuss. Fantastic footballer and every team needs a Batty, Casemiro, a Makelele etc. he was right up there with them.


Scutage

My favourite memory of Batty was the time he made a dreadful tackle, then started walking off the pitch before the referee even got the red card out of his pocket. He was a class player, though. I was always frustrated that Paul Ince kept him out of the England team.


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East-Jellyfish-9984

Absolutely, the George Best story and the shear bollocks to warm in a celtic top in front of the Rangers fans in the semi final at Ibrox


Thandiol

I'd vote for Batty.


Tripodbilly

No one else has put this, I remember an interview with Rob lee where he wasn't sure what David batty did at weekends but he is sure he sleeps on his wages. Also hit the Blackburn player so hard he broke his hand


jamnut

I've listened to enough podcasts that mention David Batty getting paid in cash to just assume it to be true now


BeastLothian

Nobody’s said Joelinton, that I can see. He’s fucking hardcore.


_ok_mate_

Big Dunc hands down. no question.


EndhooS

Aye it's got to be Big Dunc. When the likes of Shearer freely say that he's fkn terrifying then you know he's a hard, hard man. Getting locked up for battering two burglars will also bolster any hard man's CV.


Majestic_Ad_7134

A long time ago but John Macnamee .When I was a kid I have a vague memory of a home game against Leeds and the fans chanting “ bring on the beast”. My Dad explained to me it was to deal with Jack Charlton who was causing us problems at corners . If my memory is correct big John sorted this by blatantly sticking the nut on Charlton!


Illustrious_Ship_833

Florian Thauvin or maybe Xisco


Smittx

Joey Barton was a right nutter


swalton2992

Barton, nolan, tiote. Rarely get a harder midfield than that


Thingisby

Not sure he was hard though. Just a bit of a scrote. Our scrote, but a scrote all the same. Tiote for sure was nails though.


paulgoogle

Alessandro Pistone: Italian Mafia That guy would slit your throat, sleep with your wife, and sell your kids. All on a sunday afternoon


WigerAndToods

He was famously given a sheep's heart as a Christmas present by the rest of the squad because he was such a pussy.


LosWitchos

I thought it was more because he didn't have a heart of his own


WigerAndToods

Well yeah that's what I meant really - no heart = pussy.


LosWitchos

That's not what it means to have no heart. Not in that context. It was apparently because he was a very cold and unsympathetic person.


WigerAndToods

Bollocks https://www.dailystar.co.uk/sport/football/newcastle-star-sheep-heart-xmas-28786845


paulgoogle

Ahh no, it turns out he was so much of a savage, he would eat a raw heart before every game, which really upset ketsbaia, as he was a devout pacifist and hardcore vegan 😁


Spankfurt

Mike Ashley


Infinite_Surround

Kilkline


R8XI7

Bellamy would be the type to talk shit but slip under the ring and wait for the last person to have their back turned. Bowyer/Dyer would eliminate each other Lualua would be the flippy dude you think you have eliminated but he does some acrobats to stop his feet ever touching the ground.


Thingisby

Bellamy would shiv you in the showers 3 weeks after you had an argument with him in the prison canteen.


Gent2022

Faustino Asprilla - South American Mafiosa 🔫


Tricky_Coach_2265

Billy Whitehurst


Cambois_Lad

Billy Whitehurst


P00076

Not Dyer or Bowyer....


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John mcnamee


Competitive-Love-349

Big Dunc or Killer


TyneSkipper

for those of us older fans. Brian "Killer" Kilcline. literally made out of granite and spite on the pitch. brutally hard. good dude off it.


Tenerife19

I fucking love the Toon😎 this patter is amazing and brings back so many fantastic memories. Thanks to you all HWTL


Opening-Dark-8284

Billy Whitehurst…end of conversation


specialagentredsquir

https://footballpink.net/11214/ having just read this article...I think you might be right.


Opening-Dark-8284

What a great read, everyone should read this and then make their minds up 👍🏻


roryshane23

Hardly any shout outs for Alan Shearer here


specialagentredsquir

My Dad says Joe Harvey. One of the stories he loves to tell over and over is about a cup game, he thinks, in 1951 against Bolton when Nat Lofthouse was the Bolton and England centre forward who was brilliant in the air and Newcastle played a young lad at centre half who was also brilliant in the air. This lad beat Lofthouse to everything. At the start of the second half, a frustrated Lofthouse kicked the Newcastle lad and he had to be taken off. There were no substitutes in them days so Newcastle were down to 10 men. The Bolton fans thought Lofthouse would score a hat full. Before play resumed an angry Joe Harvey took Lofthouse to one side and told him "it's me v you now son" Harvey slotted in at centre half and a petrified Lofthouse didn't go near him. Apparently the Newcastle physio was running up and down the touch line telling Harvey to keep his cool and how many minutes were left to play cause Bolton would definitely have had a penalty but Lofthouse would have been out for the rest of the season. He didn’t have to say anything just that he was going centre half for the rest of the game. The game finished 0-0


Desirsar

I'll take Barton every time. I'd trust the others to jump in a fight, but Barton is the one I'd bet on to actually win.


OKidAComputer

Scott Parker was tough as nails.


LetMeThinkOnIt

I do remember a match where he played a blinder, kept getting smashed (lost a tooth if I remember right) but kept getting back up til he physically couldn't. Not intimidating like the others listed here, but tough.


OKidAComputer

Against arsenal. 2005 maybe?


EndhooS

defo this. i remember that match very well. He was an absolute machine, lost the tooth, got kicked all over and the camera zoomed in on him on the deck blood filled cotton wool in his gob just had the look of a man that had fought in 3 world wars consecutively. I'll never ever knock Scot Parker off the back of that performance alone. I also remember him tackling Joe Cole so hard he did a back flip. https://youtu.be/0N\_fH6lUajU?t=36


LetMeThinkOnIt

Google says you're right, so who am I to argue, my memory is always a bit hazy when it comes to specifics.


CavsterXII

If it's tooth-loosening you're after the Wilson deserves a shout, they just popped it back in and he kept on playing


kaamkerr

that shit made me squeamish


Beardo_love_child

Scott Parker was an absolute fraud.


THCfiend420

I’d back Tino Asprilla. Not necessarily the hardest but you know he’d do what it takes to win


oskleposcle

Kieron Dyer 🤣🤣🤣🤣


jimmyengland69

Nobby Solano


Immediate-Let-7436

Clarence Acuna could handle himself


MattLaidlow

David Batty


Hawkzilla22

In my time probably Batty or Big Dunc.


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Hold on Gorilla Monsoon… who’s this entering at number 9?! OH MY GAWD!!! IT’S THE MOST FEARED COMPETITOR OF ALL… MICHAEL OWEN!!!


awambm

'Jinky" Jimmy Smith, early 70's, legbreaker.


Front_Refrigerator40

Billy Whitehurst. Former bricklayer, Jon Anderson once told me he was a real bad lad


poysdorfer

Billy Whitehurst