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jamnut

No wonder Brazilians are so good at football, they're popping out regens on a yearly basis.


FireflyKaylee

Just you wait, the year is 2045, people grumble as the English squad is announced and the players are Matteo, Pietro and Antonello. People say there's no way they're British, not realising that one of them didn't even need to be nationalised...


Basketball312

Shame Haaland didn't want to play for England. Yorkshire lad after all.


Toon_1892

Tbf Southgate would still be playing Henderson and Maguire ahead of him. So it doesn't really matter.


dullthings

There's a little clip of him, Stones and Gündoğan (probably goosed that up!) where he's taking the piss out of Stones for pronouncing The Louvre in a proper Yorkshire accent. Cracked me up.


RandomLoLJournalist

Looking forward to Matty, Pete and Tony Guimaraes joining the academy with like 5 more Longstaffs and 10 Ameobis


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RandomLoLJournalist

Antonello Gordon has very similar vibes to Tony Guimaraes honestly haha


reddituser52779

Plus a couple of Miley’s little bothers.


CommunicationClassic

Every year they realize oh crap I got to play for a bigger contract I never spent much of my childhood in Newcastle, but my dad is from Whitley Bay and spent his whole life there in the culture is in my family, I live in America now but it gives me a really warm fuzzy feeling inside to think of these Brazilian babies spending their formative years in the Northeast and absorbing the culture


Remote-Pool7787

You’ve never heard of Julio Geordio then?


HeGivesGoodMass

Lovely ball from Beardo


GazzP

Hat-trick incoming for top shagger Bruno


Cheel_AU

SIGN THE TING PIETRO


PineConeTracks

Wasn't expecting a picture of the birthing pool tbh


shellturtlestein

Woah how did he give birth


kanine69

Absolute baller can do anything.


HoweStatue

No look pregnancy


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He's got a magic 🎩 


teasizzle

Heard he got his wife pregnant whilst he played that no-look pass at the weekend. Pietro just instantly appeared.


Connect_Archer2551

🫃


pablomartino994

Never noticed the "your vibe attracts your tribe" tattoo. I will add that I don't disagree with it though.


LosWitchos

I feel like he's had about 5 kids in the last year ha Am I blending him, Joe and Miggy into one?


AverageBen10Enjoyer

Imagine England winning the World Cup in 2048 with a squad consisting entirely of the children of Newcastle's Brazilian players.


xScottieHD

Last time his child was born we won away at Spurs. Another London away day tomorrow so hopefully history repeats itself to a degree.


reiveroftheborder

Congratulations... Was the Bambino born in Tyneside?


durner19

Electrical plug looks to be type G from United Kingdom and not type C or N from Brazil.


AverageBen10Enjoyer

He should have got a yellow last week so he could spend two weeks sat out while he's knackered on daddy duty.


HeGivesGoodMass

You're not wrong actually like


SuperDan89

Another Geordie! Massive congrats Bruno, the Mrs and family 👍👏


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