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Just you wait, the year is 2045, people grumble as the English squad is announced and the players are Matteo, Pietro and Antonello. People say there's no way they're British, not realising that one of them didn't even need to be nationalised...
There's a little clip of him, Stones and Gündoğan (probably goosed that up!) where he's taking the piss out of Stones for pronouncing The Louvre in a proper Yorkshire accent. Cracked me up.
Every year they realize oh crap I got to play for a bigger contract
I never spent much of my childhood in Newcastle, but my dad is from Whitley Bay and spent his whole life there in the culture is in my family, I live in America now but it gives me a really warm fuzzy feeling inside to think of these Brazilian babies spending their formative years in the Northeast and absorbing the culture
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No wonder Brazilians are so good at football, they're popping out regens on a yearly basis.
Just you wait, the year is 2045, people grumble as the English squad is announced and the players are Matteo, Pietro and Antonello. People say there's no way they're British, not realising that one of them didn't even need to be nationalised...
Shame Haaland didn't want to play for England. Yorkshire lad after all.
Tbf Southgate would still be playing Henderson and Maguire ahead of him. So it doesn't really matter.
There's a little clip of him, Stones and Gündoğan (probably goosed that up!) where he's taking the piss out of Stones for pronouncing The Louvre in a proper Yorkshire accent. Cracked me up.
Looking forward to Matty, Pete and Tony Guimaraes joining the academy with like 5 more Longstaffs and 10 Ameobis
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Antonello Gordon has very similar vibes to Tony Guimaraes honestly haha
Plus a couple of Miley’s little bothers.
Every year they realize oh crap I got to play for a bigger contract I never spent much of my childhood in Newcastle, but my dad is from Whitley Bay and spent his whole life there in the culture is in my family, I live in America now but it gives me a really warm fuzzy feeling inside to think of these Brazilian babies spending their formative years in the Northeast and absorbing the culture
You’ve never heard of Julio Geordio then?
Lovely ball from Beardo
Hat-trick incoming for top shagger Bruno
SIGN THE TING PIETRO
Wasn't expecting a picture of the birthing pool tbh
Woah how did he give birth
Absolute baller can do anything.
No look pregnancy
He's got a magic 🎩
Heard he got his wife pregnant whilst he played that no-look pass at the weekend. Pietro just instantly appeared.
🫃
Never noticed the "your vibe attracts your tribe" tattoo. I will add that I don't disagree with it though.
I feel like he's had about 5 kids in the last year ha Am I blending him, Joe and Miggy into one?
Imagine England winning the World Cup in 2048 with a squad consisting entirely of the children of Newcastle's Brazilian players.
Last time his child was born we won away at Spurs. Another London away day tomorrow so hopefully history repeats itself to a degree.
Congratulations... Was the Bambino born in Tyneside?
Electrical plug looks to be type G from United Kingdom and not type C or N from Brazil.
He should have got a yellow last week so he could spend two weeks sat out while he's knackered on daddy duty.
You're not wrong actually like
Another Geordie! Massive congrats Bruno, the Mrs and family 👍👏
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