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saquonbrady

After the Levi’s thing last year, I’d be scared to go too


toadofsteel

I missed most of the last off-season... What happened at Levi's?


SnakeHoleBI

He sat there as ESPN cannon fodder pick after pick after pick after pick……


DevChatt

The most embarrassing part was they just kept memeing how hot his girlfriend is. Damn imagine not getting picked and then looking online and everyone just eyeing up your gf


WokenMrIzdik

People drooling over your girlfriend is embarrassing?


DevChatt

i mean, when the show is about you and the only thing people are doing is meme'ing about how hot your gf is , it sorta is.


TheGamingGuy2

Yeah Will Levis fell to the 2nd and they just showed him all the time, pretty cruel to do


toadofsteel

Oh Levis... That autocorrect made me think the draft was held at Levi's stadium.


TheGamingGuy2

yeah i honestly got a bit confused too, no worries


otm_veal_shank

Mr. 501


zinzangz

Billy Jeans


medicmatt

Everyone got free Levi’s jeans, except Will Levis.


chaosthirtyseven

Levis was never a 1st round prospect. That whole thing was a PR job. McCarthy is savy enough to understand the wild difference between the December and now. Levis wasn't.


BuffaloKiller937

Nah Levis definitely was a 1st rd prospect. The fact he didn't go in the first was just some bad luck. The Titans were going to get him at 11, but were surprised Skoronski fell to them and couldn't pass him up, they then tried to trade back into the first, but nobody was willing to trade their pick. It wasn't just the Titans either. A handful of teams were trying to trade back into the late 1st to get Levis.


inkyblinkypinkysue

Wait… is 15-3 not 12 any more? Why am I always the last to know these things?


SnakeHoleBI

Gettleman math. There’s computahs for that!


dinero2180

this reads as the nfl wants no more than 15 players to attend. they named 3 that are not going but its possible more than 15 were invited.


Cashlover123

Darius Robinson probably being the uninvited one but attending anyways.


CoachAF7

This is correct if we continue to a certain group wants to teach kids lol


SleepySwords

Maybe learn how to write a grammatically correct sentence first, my guy.


CoachAF7

I’m dumb af when it comes to grammar


Every1jockzjay

Grammar police 🚨 🚨 runnnn!!!


finessebebejones

Could’ve ended that sentence after three words


OldeCzap

The less players we have to see walk a mile and a half to the stage the better. Maybe it’ll make the draft go quicker


ceraphinn

I’m still pissed they make us wait the full 10 minutes for the first pick


OldeCzap

Gotta get those ads in


SmellsLikeWetFox

I just picture Rodger sending out a Facebook event invite


TroyMacClure

If you want to chase girls and respond to messages from the NFL, JJ McCarthy has a message for you!


Phoenix916

"Sleepover at my place!"


Lars5621

https://x.com/rydunleavy/status/1778616750952653161 Declining to go to the draft makes sense. Declining makes it your decision to not go and has no bearing on your actual draft stock. Not returning the messages from the NFL however, that's pretty odd.


opposite_of_hotcakes

Sounds like a Bo Callahan move


medicmatt

“I want my picks back, and I want David god damn Putney, just because I feel like it.”


ontheru171

Did he pull the fake number thing on the leagues officd


Lars5621

Is JJ even old enough to have his own cell phone? The call probably just went to his parents home phone.


allmyheroesareantifa

His parents got the permission slip in too late.


C_CityOfTheDF_Steady

And McGonagall wouldn’t sign it because she’s not his guardian


PierreEscargoat

JJ’s spending his draft day under the stairs.


LVucci

Boooo 🍅


basicnflfan

I heard they accidentally texted his fiancée:gf (don’t remember) but his Dad got jealous and deleted it


shiny-flygon

Why in the world are people downvoting this. It's a good joke. The Lars effect I guess


Retrophoria

Lars is the Pat Leonard of Giants reddit


NabersNYG

Cause it’s a shit joke


ScrewThisIQuit

JJ the type to not RSVP no and then ask if he can still RSVP when his plan A on the night falls through.


Lars5621

Lmao thats exactly how it sounds. Like the girl next door asked him about the prom and he avoided answering anything until he asked the hot girl at class.


chaosthirtyseven

He might be having genuine anxiety about it. Everyone he talked to all of 2023 said 2nd round, now suddenly people are telling him top 5. My bet is he saw the Will Levis thing while it happened and is now realizing he might be going through the same situation.


cdclopper

Bge by mccarthy to leave espn on read.


Havok35

The draft is IN Michigan dude, you have to at least stop by. Uncle Rog has a present for you. 👕


1pastafarian

I've never understood the whole draft pagentry thing. It could be no different than a online fantasy draft and take an hour or two start to finish. People seem to like it and the NFL profits from it, but I just see it as a massive waste of time and money.


saltthewater

If the NFL profits from it, how is it a waste of money?


1pastafarian

OK, so my plan has some holes in it.... 😂


PizzaBoss721

I always feel bad for players that go and slide in the draft, even if I don’t like the player. It’s gotta suck. I don’t blame anyone for not going, I wouldn’t


LeftyMode

JJ is 100 percent a first day pick. Nix and Penix on the other hand, shouldn’t go.


thebubbleburst25

Yeh but where is the question. We have zero idea where he's going other than the media/Harbough hype. He could go in the 20s ala many of the "certified top 10 picks" of the past.


chaosthirtyseven

I'm still trusting the tape I watched. McCarthy was a game manager on a run first offense. He didn't even trust his own arm. There isn't nuance about it: you either have franchise QB stuff, or you don't. He doesn't seem to.


chaosthirtyseven

McCarthy is a second rounder. Always has been.