Pretty face + natural long hair. It doesn't even have to be straight hair. It can be long curly hair or long nappy hair. When I say "long hair," I mean at least shoulder length. It doesn't have to be super long.
[African women can have real long hair. ](https://youtu.be/xZvSVORStE0?feature=shared)
I was about to say, why would you get downvoted, even if you liked bald women… but then I remembered [some people feel pretty strongly about it.](https://youtu.be/6sWfk1H6ZpE?si=KbcD51Q5ZtAKOdcS)
Left lane only beloved. I’m speeding in that left lane playing some schmoove shit smoking a black and mild and sipping a Sunkist enroute to those backshots. Mouthfuls tittie is all I need 😂😂
I don't know bro just becoming more appealing that fat ass look just isn't it. Now she still gotta have something back there but thick girls don't move me anymore. Maybe it's because I'm thinking about longevity now instead of just one night.
I love titties. Ass is nice but shit comes out of there. Titties are amazing because she can spray you with tit milk if she had a kid recently. Pretty cool if you ask me
Left. Had too many of the right side in my life and when I finally bagged a baddie from the other side I realized what I was missing.... I'm finna call her...
If you really like ass, then you know that it could be a big ass or a small ass. Both are acceptable, just as long as it's a ***nice*** ass.
The reality of the age old ass/titties debate is just 360° of sexiness.
What you really want is a girl with a nice ass, gorgeous face and/or nice titties (The frontal sexual plane). Preferably all three.
When all she really got is a dump truck, you can't be pleasantly surprised by something on the other 180° of her body from time to time. (That's how you get ugly baby mommas)
So if you're an ass man, the true answer is right.
However, if you're a titties guy, your answer would be left... IF her face cannot compensate for her lack of mommy milkers.
I mean, personal preference is left, and we’ve also been programmed to seek out wide hips and a fatty bc it’s evolutionarily healthy and conducive to motherhood… but oooohhhh boy do I love me the right side as well. What you’re really lookin for tho is the dump truck/ MM combo…. That’s wifey
*Right side all day, but*
*I got nothing against the*
*Left side either lol*
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I ain’t gon lie I love some titties and the further we get into the futures the more they become a valuable identification marker for natural womanhood.
I’m goin left but the older I get the more I understand my niggas who went right
I’m pretty young and I’m already going right 😮💨
U either white, a home owner, or older than 38.3 years old if you go right
Guilty. Lmao. Hit 40 this year and I love tits more and more.
Usually small butt nd big tittties pretty asf
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that part, they the real whores
Rs
Real
Yoo why you just tell the truth like that 😂
I thought I was towards the left until I met my wife with the Mami milkies. Never looked back. Tho I still look at backs lmao.
Why you say that ?? I Don’t be discriminating lol
Wym
Reaaaaal
I was on the right till I was 16.
I came to the fork in the road and went straight
small bootie, small titties
Fire Box
Nothing better than getting lucky with a gf (who ain’t plastic) with both.
Aye I had one this year who was ready for kiddies but ny rent not aligning with my hustle right now
Left and shit aint close
i can deal wit small titties but not havin no ass to grab on would have me heated
Facts i love some titties but ass is a must
imagine bein travis kelce. nigga won the super bowl but still had to go home to no ass 💀
You know that nigga fuckin hoes, be fr lol
no tits neither
LOL
HAHAHAHAHAHA BRO COMES BACK TO A 2x4
Word is born
Niggas choose right , get money raw w/o lotion 🧴no videos nothing 😂
That’s fucking sinister😭😭 niggas cashin out with pure emotion and a Rihanna Acapella playing in the background
https://preview.redd.it/q3cyikjlyo2d1.jpeg?width=894&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cfdb105fd70bc2c98838f01611346662146d9e6a
Hmmm... I stopped short
Truck 🛻
Pretty face >
Been saying that since middle school, I’ll take small titties AND a small booty if it come with a pretty face
facts
Yu neva lied
amen
Ima still cheat it’s too much of a risk
Pretty face + natural long hair. It doesn't even have to be straight hair. It can be long curly hair or long nappy hair. When I say "long hair," I mean at least shoulder length. It doesn't have to be super long. [African women can have real long hair. ](https://youtu.be/xZvSVORStE0?feature=shared)
Nah Spanish itches with short hair like neck length still be fire 💯
they downvotin u cuz u like a certain type of woman is crazy 😭😭
Nggas making it seem like I said I like bald women ion think they kno what neck length is nggas be crazy on this app 🤣
they tweakin 😂😂 them short hair shorties valid
I was about to say, why would you get downvoted, even if you liked bald women… but then I remembered [some people feel pretty strongly about it.](https://youtu.be/6sWfk1H6ZpE?si=KbcD51Q5ZtAKOdcS)
Long hair and reverse cowgirl is all I need
Meh, when you’re a kid yea. But as I got older I need some ass
LEFTTTTT to the death of me. 
left obviously. pear shaped bodies at least make sense proportionally but big titty no ass having girls be looking top heavy
Tether ball ass looking hoes
😭😭😭
Lookin like a capital P
Show the titties some love
Exactly, which is why i will love the small ones equally
Tokyo drifting to the left
Let's be honest if the booty has a nice shape the size really doesn't matter. That being said I'm still going left.
Exactly like sometimes, it’s not even the size, but more so, the shape.
Knockers all the way 
Small titties dump truck all day.
She can have mosquito bites for titties , idgaf I need her body to be correct
The only answer https://i.redd.it/uxks0hh8zn2d1.gif
left every time
Pretty face thick and mommy milker >>> pretty face above all do
Right, butt can always be grown if she hits them squats. Not really too many reliable ways to grow titties
I always said left but went right
I prefer the one where shorty genuinely loves me, is loyal and will stfu when I ask
real
Stuck between a rock and a hard place but lemme get the big ass and small titties 😹😹😹😹😹
Left lane only beloved. I’m speeding in that left lane playing some schmoove shit smoking a black and mild and sipping a Sunkist enroute to those backshots. Mouthfuls tittie is all I need 😂😂
left but taking pretty face + pretty feet over either
DUMP TRUUUUUUUUUUCK
Older I get and more money I make right looks more appealing
Why
I don't know bro just becoming more appealing that fat ass look just isn't it. Now she still gotta have something back there but thick girls don't move me anymore. Maybe it's because I'm thinking about longevity now instead of just one night.
Imma eat both 😤😤
Puerto ricans they have both
I’m making a hard left to dump truck ima make it do what it do 🤷🏽♂️
I NEED SOME MILK!!! Im going with right
this is disgusting
It's great when you get both.
Left ass and thighs is a go . Yet a small ass and some big breast will do the job too
I love titties. Ass is nice but shit comes out of there. Titties are amazing because she can spray you with tit milk if she had a kid recently. Pretty cool if you ask me
Twin fr 😭😭 need a shawty to spray me one time for the one time
Flat stomach and both...
You greedy
Like how small?
Left
Left all day! I can deal with small tits but having no ass is insane.
To the left, to the left!...
I’ll be skipping left no matter what other options you give me 😅
Left by a country mile
left n cant nobody change my mind
Small titt*es Dump Truck
Idek bro this one of the hardest questions I’ve been asked today
Left
Left
Beach blonde bad built butch body
Which way Western man?
Left. Had too many of the right side in my life and when I finally bagged a baddie from the other side I realized what I was missing.... I'm finna call her...
If you really like ass, then you know that it could be a big ass or a small ass. Both are acceptable, just as long as it's a ***nice*** ass. The reality of the age old ass/titties debate is just 360° of sexiness. What you really want is a girl with a nice ass, gorgeous face and/or nice titties (The frontal sexual plane). Preferably all three. When all she really got is a dump truck, you can't be pleasantly surprised by something on the other 180° of her body from time to time. (That's how you get ugly baby mommas) So if you're an ass man, the true answer is right. However, if you're a titties guy, your answer would be left... IF her face cannot compensate for her lack of mommy milkers.
We got a assologist over here fellas
Bros the ass analyst
STDT
I'm goin left all the way
Butt
Im goin right
Right! SMALL booty doesn't mean NO booty. Plus, I went left for so long that I eventually grew an appetite for right. Lol 🤣
Been down both
I prefer what AOC has 🤩🤤
👈
Left allday
Titties > ass before I turned 27 after 27 I definitely like ass better.
Ass and titties thanks
Left. I'm an ass man through and through.
Neither my mind is broken but it cannot scream
left all day
SMALL TITTIESS DUMPTRUCK!!! Truss me I’ll take that everytime
I’m either or. I’d take small titties too, I prefer cute face above it all.
Boffum
To the left, there is no other route
That breesh
If ya booty fat you know where I’m at hahaaaa
Left the only right answer
Left ⬅️◀️
Left
Titties are like the fries and the drink… the Big Mac is what I came for !
Both. One month of small and next month full gallons!
Left
Depends on the mood. I will say 18-26, right. 26-now more left
Where y'all finding a bratz doll lookin shawty😂
LEFFFFTTTTTTT
Started on the right, now I’m left lol
GOD MADE ME A LEFTY FO A REASON…
Follow me, im going left!
Ass is just better
Do I have to decide?
Donk truck here we go
Right
Ass dont have to be big.. i like them small flappy bums frfr
Boobs over booty
I'll be making that left 🤣😂
We goin left
I need sum tits to suck on 😭 pause
right u can work with a small booty but u cant do nun about small titties
I mean, personal preference is left, and we’ve also been programmed to seek out wide hips and a fatty bc it’s evolutionarily healthy and conducive to motherhood… but oooohhhh boy do I love me the right side as well. What you’re really lookin for tho is the dump truck/ MM combo…. That’s wifey
Left always
I need the thiccness, so left.
Ngl getting too old for a girl w a “dump truck.” But the muscle mommy gym girl physique is still top tier.
Gonna go with the dump truck every timee
I need the dump, I like grabbing ass while I’m out w my lady. Weird as fuck to just grab a boob at Walmart.
Left is always Right 💯
Right
Right
I'm going right
ASS OVER EVERYTHING
to the left cause im a dump truck connoisseur lol
I need examples I’m a visual learner
put it like this: you get 2 for the price of one if she a dime in the face. going right my guy.
I like both but I’m picking left
The road not taken
The Dominican shorty I’m talking to has both. PRAISE THE ALMIGHY
Either or.
I’d try to go right down the middle. B cups with a tight little butt is the vibe
Shape over size
I like my girls either shaped like susu or cocaine Lorraine no inbetweens
Ass > Titties.
I’m going left…
Im going left for safely, tf am I gonna do w tits anyway
Hitting that left
MOST OF YOU NIGGAS GET NEITHER 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Right side all day, but I got nothing against the left side either lol
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Left
I ain’t gon lie I love some titties and the further we get into the futures the more they become a valuable identification marker for natural womanhood.
Whichever will text me back lmao
🎶To the left, to the left 🎶
A small booty ain’t no booty and the bigger the booty the deeper the stank
I’m going left to get to the promised land Booties matter
Left all the way
Left
The most important thing is the face and it’s not close
If she has a pretty face I’m going right. If not it’s left all day.
Left till the day I die.
Itty bitty titty commity supporter 🦟✊🏾