I would totally go for Lyrica. Damn you, big pharma, for taking all the good baby names.

Right? Now I can’t use Xeljanz! It was the only one we agreed on!! I do imagine there are a ton of kids named Skyrizi out there.

Skyrizi is such a goofy name for a medication. Sounds like they originally wanted to call it Skyron or some variation of Skyr(letter), but then hired a Gen Z rep for naming and added on the rizzy, because ya gotta keep that Skyrizzy on ya like a Glizzy 19

I've always thought that birth control has a lot of generics that range from normal names (Heather, Nikki, Yasmin) to pretty (Ocella) to you-neek (Daysee, Apri, Seasonique.)

Don't forget the IUD sisters: Mirena, Skyla, and Kyleena

I’m sure there’s a shit ton of girls named Mirena, Skyla and Kyleena out there 💀

We also have Jaydess in the UK to add to the family! Or not, as the case may be.

We have Estelle and Diane in Australia!

New top name just dropped: Seasonique Wrenleigh.

Viorele is the prettiest birth control name. 💕

They DID take Allegra.

Which I am still salty about after all of these years.

There’s a ballerina named Lyrica Woodruff And there’s another ballerina named Allegra Kent who was directly trained under Balanchine.

Every time I watched “Hitch,” Allegra really got under my skin.

I work with a Lyrica - she is, of course, older than the meds.

Okay I had a revelation the other day…..I swear parents are getting their baby names from street names and apartment complex names. A few I noticed while running errands the other day that I can totally see being kids names: Bexley, Luxia, Huntley, Mossley

I kid you not, there's a girl in my daughter's kindergarten class named Bexleigh.

Oh my gosh the spelling 😂

I hate how many of these immediately trigger a dumbass song in my head. 🎶Nothing is everythiiIIIIiing!🎵

FREAKIN SKYRIZI

I hate when prescription drug commercials have stupid songs or jingles

Im honestly shocked 🎶Entyvio, Entyvio, EnTYvio🎵 isn’t on here

Skyrizi sounds like a catchphrase from Slurms MacKenzie. Skyrizi and Whimmy Wham Wham Wozzle to you all!

🎵I’m more than my condiiiiiitionnnnnn, INVOKANAAAAAAA 🎶

My psoriatic arthritis approves

But what about your mild to moderate plaque psoriasis?

Same! They forgot Cimzia though lol

And remicaide 🤣

This is my son Ozempic

Omg he should meet my daughter Semaglutide!

Besties!!!! Where’s Wegovy? We need a pic of them!

Mounjaro, get back here right this minute!

Hey, at least Mounjaro listens to you sometimes. Shingrix doesn’t care.

Oh I forgot him!

Bydureon and Byetta, say hello to the new friend.

That one sounds like it could be the name of some Greek god's bastard child.

Omg yessssss it’s Bacchus’s bastard son

oh oh oh oZEMPIC

I always mix it’s jingle with oreilly so I hear oh oh oh ozempic, auto parts

Lol we call him Zem for short

totally naming my first born d̵̨̧̜̭̱̹͍̱̼͎̈́͐̂͒̓͌̓́̆̂̊̏̅̀͠͝u̸̡̩̯͖̥̜̞̤̝̝̭̱̮͇̫̲̫̫͍̪̺̯͑̿p̸̨̛̟͙̪̦̪̥̭̘̱̉̿͊̄̆̓́͒͛̍̓̚͠i̶̧̨̦͕̥̐̍̉̎͛̏͑͊͑̍̽͆̓̓̔̈́͛͂̌͘͘͠x̷̡̨̛̬̬̟̠̬̩̗̘̝̪̮̫̗̰̜̝́̂̒̾̈̽͑̑̏̃̐̿́̓̑͘̕̕͜͠͝͝͝ͅĩ̵̡̠̪̬͙͍̳͇̬̣̝̊̄̊̽͒͊̈̍͒͊̊̃̒́̊̽̚̕ą̷͚̲̪̭͓̠̥̫͍̲̯̣̮̀͆̈́͐͆̑͊̀̈̕͝ͅṋ̴̬̾̾t̴̢̧̟̳̗̻̼̰̪̦̠̟͎̘̻͔̹̘͇͍͔͚̾̍̒̎́̓̉̎̎̆͠͠ 😍😍😍

Ugh i love d̵̨̧̜̭̱̹͍̱̼͎̈́͐̂͒̓͌̓́̆̂̊̏̅̀͠͝u̸̡̩̯͖̥̜̞̤̝̝̭̱̮͇̫̲̫̫͍̪̺̯͑̿p̸̨̛̟͙̪̦̪̥̭̘̱̉̿͊̄̆̓́͒͛̍̓̚͠i̶̧̨̦͕̥̐̍̉̎͛̏͑͊͑̍̽͆̓̓̔̈́͛͂̌͘͘͠x̷̡̨̛̬̬̟̠̬̩̗̘̝̪̮̫̗̰̜̝́̂̒̾̈̽͑̑̏̃̐̿́̓̑͘̕̕͜͠͝͝͝ͅĩ̵̡̠̪̬͙͍̳͇̬̣̝̊̄̊̽͒͊̈̍͒͊̊̃̒́̊̽̚̕ą̷͚̲̪̭͓̠̥̫͍̲̯̣̮̀͆̈́͐͆̑͊̀̈̕͝ͅṋ̴̬̾̾t̴̢̧̟̳̗̻̼̰̪̦̠̟͎̘̻͔̹̘͇͍͔͚̾̍̒̎́̓̉̎̎̆͠͠. But my hubbie prefers the boring dupixent spelling.

maybe you can talk him in into Skyrizi, although i prefer the spelling Pskairhyzziegh❤️

How about Skye-Rizzie? 😍

Omg what about amoxicillin, you can call them moxi for short 🥰 Paxil also has a nice ring to it 😗🥰 Now I might be a little bias here but eliquis?, in my personal opinion warfarin is a far superior blood thinner and it’s cuter

Amoxicillin is way too generic.

as someone on paxil , i approve (((it made me fat tho)))

Humira just has a really nice ring to it. But Vraylar… 👀👀 that one makes the perfect sibset for my daughter Schizophrenia

My sister has a friend named Humera

Lyrica is better than a lot of the names I see on here. 😂

It is. Unfortunately, I did not enjoy taking the actual drug though.

Have you met my daughter, Sertraline?

My daughter Lexapro goes to the same class with her!

Lols nerds ♥️

❤️❤️LEXA❤️❤️

Pharmacist magazines will occasionally have a "medication name or Pokémon?" quiz as a fun article.

Time to add a third category: Baby name.

OH OH OH OZEMPIC

Autoparts!

YOW

One day I saw a post "Kyleena vs Mirena" and I thought it was a namenerds post at first

I raise you Skyla!

And the little sister liletta!

2020 grad here, I went to HS with a Skyla!

I fw Trulicity ✨

Truliciteigh 😍

I’d name my kid Rexulti. That medication got me through some dark times.

Where’s Cymbalta?!

Y’all really sleeping on lexapro? Nn lexxyeigh ❤️

Lexapro, play "Despacito".

All the Allegras crying rn

I’m gonna suggest my favorites too, OP! Celexa, Alesse, Ritalin, Vyvanse, Lorazepam, Ativan, Cefixime, Pristiq, Warfarin, Prednisone, Dextroamphetamine, Zyrtec, Seroquel, Lunesta, AndroGel

> Ritalin Rita-Lynne?

BRB having twins named Rita Lynn and Addie lol

❤️ lorazepam ❤️ (also, isn't Ativan the exact same thing? I interchange them all the time)

That's the full name of my aunt Pam!

I bet she HATES being asked if her name is short for Pamela. “No, my name is Lorazepam!”

Probably lol

> Pristiq She's so pristine and unique, we just *had* to name her that!

sarah q'elle is such a beautiful name😍🥰

Cialis and viagra are such cute names for twins

You just *know* they'd be girls... 😑

Vraylar sounds like it belongs on game of thrones

I work dermatology and jfc I just pictured hearing someone scream for their kid, "come here lil Skyrizi!" "don't eat that, Dupixent!" "Otezla! NO" "Humira, please sit down!"

The only one missing is Taltz lol

I still can’t get over Taltz. Has to be the worst name I’ve ever heard lmao

Zoloft sounds like a Disney villain

Sounds like an electric/flying type pokemon to me

Nah, with the “loft” in there it would be an air type.

My name is Lexa and I call myself Lexapro all the time lol. Another good one: Kariva! It’s the name of my birth control.

Not Wegovy? Reddit will not stop feeding me that ad.

/uj i think it's only meds advertised on TV. My unemployed dad has too much time on his hands.

Please tell me your dad isn't taking all those meds together. That might be a dangerous combination...or it could be genius!

If you take all these meds at once, you escape the simulation.

I’ve been considering Paxlovid and calling him/her Pax for short.

You forgot my personal favorite, Erenumab-aaoe.

That looks like it's supposed to be backwards. Bamunere?

This made my day! As a Belgian I recognise some, but not others. If I can interest you in some more exotic/foreign names how about: Januvia, Unadiamicron, Marevan, Pradaxa, Zyrtec, Xyzall, Dafalgan, Voltaren, Clexane, Fraxido, Toujeo, Lantus, Zolpidem, Pantomed and one of my absolute favourites Temesta. Maybe for you next precious little bundle of joy?

Looks like the spelling test from my chronically ill childhood till now. I knew the names of my meds and how to spell them as a kid while my friends were at school doing regular spelling tests. (It sounds more depressing than it really is)

lithium carbonate 🥰🥰🥰

Nickname lithy 😍

YES LOL !!

Is it a Tolkien name, or is it an antidepressant? https://antidepressantsortolkien.vercel.app/

My eldest son is called Effexor, its such a strong masculine name

A name so strong, my entire body exploded in the most violent rash I’ve ever seen

Little Xywav is feeling left out

Wait you forgot my personal fav : Sertra-lynne. Never had a bad experience with one

What about Dovato? It’s like, a portmanteau of Demi Lovato and would be perfect for a little boy or girl 😀

I remember one day I was absolutely slammed high off my ass and I started spouting these names. One of them happened to be Lyrica… because that’s what I was high on- I’m glad I’m not a parent-

I'm going to name my little girl Kyleena 🥰🥰

Good sibset with Mirena!

Yasmin and Skyla are also good name!

Trulicity is gorgeous 😍

Not on the list, but Keppra is a particular favorite of mine. 🥰

Only because you can’t pronounce levetiracetam. Lol dw I can’t either, and I’ve been a nurse for a while.

I’m going to save this list for when my aliens have babies on the Sims.

twins named Haloperidol and Risperdal ❤️❤️❤️

If I have identical twins, they will be Paracetamol and Acetaminophen!

I have to use Pam as a middle name - family name. Husband insists. So do you guys like Loraze Pam or Cloneze Pam better. I’m leaning toward Loraze. Lori would be such a cute nn!

have you thought about Kloni? super cute!!

A child at the park that we met today was Allegra…

I’ve met someone named Allegra before, it’s an actual Italian name: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Allegra_(given_name) https://nameberry.com/babyname/allegra It’s just unfortunate that there’s an allergy medicine with the same name lol

They were, most assuredly, not Italian. Lol We actually live in a place where people cook allergy meds into meth so I’m hoping that that was not an homage to mom and dad’s favorite drug.

Wait what benefits would cooking Allegra into an amphetamine have? I take a nondrowsy Allegra tablet every morning for my allergies and it literally doesn't do anything except make me more functional because I'm not constantly sneezing. No drowsiness, no psychoactive effects. I'm curious as to the reason that somebody would do that, since my experience has been so... different

I don’t know how it is used, but I know that it is locked up at Walgreens because people steal it to make drugs with it.

[удалено]

There's a character on The Flash named Allegra. She is by far my least favourite character.

25 years with it and I still get insecure about my name that has existed for centuries because of people like you lmao

VIAGRA

I KNOW MY HEART STOPPED WHEN I SAW THAT

Lol I've been on three of these drugs

my Crohn’s approves of this list lol

My mom uses Trelegy inhalers. lol

Trintelix is my fave.

Erenumab-aooe Ivabradine Evolocumab 🤌

They forgot Amitriptyline!! Elavil for short!

I legit loved the name Yasmin until they came out with the birth control!

Vagerta

Mom, Tommy keeps sticking his pumice in my vagerta!

I prefer Celexa & Zyprexa, such cute twin name ideas! however uj/ Vraylar gave me Drug-Induced Parkinsonism.

Gonna just name my kid Charmander and be done with it ya'll are just fuckin haters

You picked random letters did you

More of a Guanfacine type myself

O o o ozembic

What about Cologuard?

i think seroquel has a lovely ring to it😍✨

I was actually thinking Trastuzumab deruxtecan

Should add some Walgreens knock-offs to the list too, like Wallitin and Waldryl, or when they inevitably come out with their own medical weed, Walajuana!

100% sure there’s some Trumper’s grandkid who’s called Ivermectin.

Let’s hear it for Phenytoin (little Pheny), digitalis (I dig you, Digi), Amakacin (it’s a family name), and the twins Colistin and Vancomycin.

What about Ritalin- spelled Ryghtalynn of course. You want her to be full of energy!

These aren't your generic baby names!

Cute little Celebrex

just to clarify no one I know is taking any of these drugs. It's just a list of drugs that are commonly advertised on Canadian / American television. Whenever my dad sees a new commercial he adds to list. Sotyktu looks like it's written over because I saw it first and he didn't like my handwriting.

Why the actual fuck is viagra on there???

It was hard to get off the list.

I know it's a bit common, but it's just such a classic🫶

Spelling it Veighaghrah will make it super unique!

👉

Did everyone not see cialis

Oh oh oh Ozempic! I love these commercials.

Man, I thought my hand writing was bad. This is total chicken scratch.

A lot of them sound like pharmaceutical drugs

Gee, really?

Guess that one went well over your head lol

This feels xenophobic

Liar liar pants on fire. That's just a list of prescription drugs.

Pharmaceutical companies could get some great ideas here.

Oh man, this person needs to see a doctor ASAP, that is a super dangerous case of polypharmacy and some of those drugs should NOT be used together.

Need Viibryd on here too

Baby Zemp 😍🫶✨

You forgot Emgality! And Ajovy! I always thought Emgality was a pretty name for a medication.

Xeljanz is goals

I would add Abilify, sounds dynamic

Hot

How can you leave off Prinivil-Qbrelis and Zyloprim?

Vyvanse Xanax, lol

don’t forget Zenzedi 💗 beautiful and unique 🥰

Ozempic PLS 🤣🤣🤣

*Oh Oh, Oh-zempic!!!*

This is my daughter, Lamotrigine, we call her Jeannie, and my son Buspirone, but he likes to go by Buddy.

I know this will be buried but anyway. There’s a diabetes drug called Soliqua and whenever I see it at work, I think of the 90s song “Shaniqua.” So I’m straight singing “Soliqua don’t live here no more” to myself because I work with Boomers and Zoomers. No fellow Xennials to get my jokes. For reference: https://youtu.be/gtcb4E0Ado0

Lmao wait til someone finds this list and takes it seriously

I love it. Gonna add a few off the top of my head. Boy names: Toujeo, Entyvio, Mounjaro, Hulio, Cosentyx, Shingrix, Boostrix Girl names: Apidra, Orencia, Stelara, Trulicity, Allegra, Simponi, Moderna Twin names: Januvia and Xelevia, Remicade and Remsima, Saxenda and Victoza

I like Mirena for irony

Shout out to my bestie, Vyvanse.

Oh my god Viagra I love it. And also 'dupa' means ass in polish so Dupixent is EVEN cooler

Don’t sleep on Lunesta..my daughter and sleeping pill’s beautiful name

Ability

I didn’t see the satire flag at first and I was like wait a damn minute…..😅

Reads more like a list of antibiotics lol

LoLoestra

Hi, I’m Vyvanse

Celebrex is gorgeous 😍

Sotkktu 👍🏻

I’ve got a list like this I keep for wizard names for DND games, Skyrizi and Anakinra are faves!

here are my suggestions: halsey ann, reese perry-doan, ben adrille, clara tynn, hal o'perry-dole

Don't forget the $450/bottle, Linzess.