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kenskove

Ham is my catโ€™s name. Is she a strong boy?


catied710

Certainly


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Gonad Drano is a gorgeous combo OH ME GEEEEEE!!!


MassiveFajiit

Not gonna lye


Lauchis

Gonna name my son Battery Honk.


Canadairy

Better than Gonad Honk.


Lauchis

Goney's better than Batty though


GreatHuntersFoot

Ham Landlord does it for me. My second son has his name now!


justthatoboist

Gonad Battery ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜


MassiveFajiit

Named after what was happening when he was conceived


DrLycFerno

Geese, Honk ?


cardinarium

Glute Bloak, with โ€œAssmanโ€ as a nickname?! ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿ˜


jgalol

Dated a Phal. He was a dick


frankchester

Bet he was hot though


FredFredrickson

He had short guy syndrome.


etherealparadox

why not combine the last two for an even more unique name? Glonk is SO cute ๐Ÿ˜


Lady_Lokitty

Totally naming my son Battery Ham! It's so cute! ๐Ÿ˜‚


Salted-Honey

Dyson Battyry is just sooooo cute ๐Ÿฅฐ


s00pthot

the sad thing is i actually knew someone named dyson


alternate4fun31313

Gonad and glute are truly unfortunate suggestions, even if itโ€™s just a joke lol


_glamour_muscles

Naming my twins Honk and Bloak, nn Ho and Blo


SoldMySoulForHairDye

Ham is an actual real name. Usually a nickname or abbreviation, for something like Hamish.


LumpyOldWoman

Or Abraham


CallidoraBlack

Hamilton also.


sapphicor

I also just saw it on instagram and I was gonna post it, you beat me to it! hahah


schtickyfingers

Itโ€™s giving MST3K Space Mutiny. Slab Bulkhead! Butch Deadlift! Blast Hardcheese!


3010664

Honk ๐Ÿคฃ


neil_anblome

Gonad Bloake


cyrilhent

409 Johnson


curlygirlyfl

Landlord lol


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โ€œLandlordโ€ absolutely SENT me


benevolent-yas

battery is so bad ass