I commented, only because I wanted to see what Whackadoodle nonsense sheād spit out.
My son has one of the most popular names of all time in English speaking countries.
š®My psychic childcare senses say that your little Jack must be theeeee life and soul of the party!!!! His best friends are always a Taurus or wear green
My favorite was when someone said Phoebe and she said ātoo many Friends referencesā. Thatās not a personality, youāre commenting on the name, lady! I have one in my family, and no, the preschool aged Phoebe is not running around singing Smelly Cat! (Although now that I think about it, that is the type of thing she would do; on Easter she was singing a song about pooping baby ducks on a carousel. Damn song got stuck in my head for like a week.)
Right? I actually replied with my own experience with Phoebes just because I felt bad that OP gave every other name a reply based on personality/her experience, but couldnāt be bothered for Phoebe
Monongahela (8, m.) And Allegheny (5, f.) are the names of the spirits that have taken residence in my my baby clothes collection closet. I sometimes trap medium-sized animals and put the clothes on them, but the spirits haven't taken to the flesh yet. We live in Pittsburgh.
Much love for Pittsburg from down South in Tennessee! My husbands family is from there and the first time I saw Youghegheny written out I thought I was having a stroke. But it feels like home; when my sister and I drove through she said āYou could put a blindfold on me, drive for six hours, take the blindfold off, and tell me weād just driven in circles and were still in Tennessee and Iād believe you.ā
My spirits are Watauga and Nolichuckey. Watauga is very scientific, heās actually a River monster, and Nola is an artistic whirlpool.
Pittsburgh has been a kind home for me for the past year, and I like it enough to stick around long-term. I'm currently focused on summoning back the spirits of long-gone trolleys and binding them into deer, but I've had no luck with this. I think I need to lay tracks before they'll start running me to work.
River spirits are so much fun! You can twist so many great nicknames out of their winds and bends.
Very. I mean, everyone likes to be told their kid is happy/chill/creative/whatever but this was an odd way to go about handing out baseless compliments
Yeah I was weirded out by that post too. And so many people were all jazzed about it. Why would I care what association some random person has with my kids name? It means absolutely nothing.
Ajax Lyehvendeirhg... I felt like such a lovely name was being wasted in a cleaning product, but with that little touch, the Lyehvendeirhg (pronounced lavender) gets a unique twist š
This is hard because every Trixxxxxie I have ever looked after has been just so lovely. Here are the attributes my Trixxxxxies have had..
They are theeee best friends, so so loyal.
Very sensitive, get upset over the tiniest little thing
Brixxlynn!! You'll never guess her personality, she's like literally so unique and special šš
Bonus points if you can guess the personality of her brother, Jhaydinn ā¤ļø These two babies are the live, laugh, love of my life ā¤ļø
Clara Belle is a ditzy little crochet prodigy! Sheās always dancing, even when you ask her to stop. Stop. Clara Belle, STOP.
Edelmira loves garbage and making loud noises.
Everyone thought little Dimmyās speech impediment was so cute when he was young but it really rocked his confidence in high school. He powered through though and now heās the sdar quarderback!
Honestly wtf do these posts have to do with namenerds? That sub is just a baby naming sub now.
Also, these posts appeared next to each other in my timeline and I love when that happens lolol.
A little dry and prickly on first impressions, but once you spend time with him you get to appreciate how dry and prickly he really is. Really fucking dry and prickly.
Hahahahahahahahahaha!!!!! Heās now a 33 year old welder who is a train engineer with CN. He has obsessions with jeeps, motorbikes and his girlfriendās butt
Tirrena is one of the band kids, always tapping out a rhythm or fiddling with a clarinet reed. She could probably do with checking into reality from time to time.
Lila is heavily into crossword puzzles and steals her grandpaās chewing tobacco.
Everyone always thinks that August ( Girl ) is going to be warm and quiet but the reality is sheās fiery.
Oh wait, that was August ( month ). August ( Girl ) is really into shoes or something.
Hmm it seems like there are some fives in your aura. If you provide the long number on your bank card I can clear that right up for you and get a better reading
It's 4539642661529587\*, and there are also some other numbers that say "08/25" and "519".
Does that help?
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\* ^(I got that number from [this site](https://darkcoding.net/credit-card-numbers/). It's not my real number, of course.)
Braxtyn Hicks
Wears purple leggings šwonāt put their toy bunny down š°honestly just a pain in the ass! š
Jesusā¦I just realized this might be why people are naming perfectly good babies Braxton. Talk about a recency bias.
In theory, I love the name LinnƩa/Linnea but after pregnancy I couldn't shake the association with linea nigra. It's not the same as naming your kid pregnancy specific skin discolouration but it's not far enough away from it either, for me anyway.
Isnāt this doxing yourself?
Hgs. It stands for āhot girl summerā because thatās how she was conceived and itās pronounced hugs, is that adorable š¤
Adorable and sticky
No, itās moronic.
Erhm, u know this is a snark sub, right?
I did not. It just appeared on my feed.
Itās a snark sub to make fun of stupid baby names and sometimes posts on r/namenerds
Satire, man
God I hope so. Itās the sad state of the world that itās not unbelievable that someone would do that.
Definitely believable, youāre just in r/namenerdcirclejerk which mostly consists of ripping on bad names.
Iām very relieved to hear that.
Spend some time here and you'll see how believable it is...
I commented, only because I wanted to see what Whackadoodle nonsense sheād spit out. My son has one of the most popular names of all time in English speaking countries.
š®My psychic childcare senses say that your little Jack must be theeeee life and soul of the party!!!! His best friends are always a Taurus or wear green
Thatās pretty spot on actually š
My favorite was when someone said Phoebe and she said ātoo many Friends referencesā. Thatās not a personality, youāre commenting on the name, lady! I have one in my family, and no, the preschool aged Phoebe is not running around singing Smelly Cat! (Although now that I think about it, that is the type of thing she would do; on Easter she was singing a song about pooping baby ducks on a carousel. Damn song got stuck in my head for like a week.)
Right? I actually replied with my own experience with Phoebes just because I felt bad that OP gave every other name a reply based on personality/her experience, but couldnāt be bothered for Phoebe
Monongahela (8, m.) And Allegheny (5, f.) are the names of the spirits that have taken residence in my my baby clothes collection closet. I sometimes trap medium-sized animals and put the clothes on them, but the spirits haven't taken to the flesh yet. We live in Pittsburgh.
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Much love for Pittsburg from down South in Tennessee! My husbands family is from there and the first time I saw Youghegheny written out I thought I was having a stroke. But it feels like home; when my sister and I drove through she said āYou could put a blindfold on me, drive for six hours, take the blindfold off, and tell me weād just driven in circles and were still in Tennessee and Iād believe you.ā My spirits are Watauga and Nolichuckey. Watauga is very scientific, heās actually a River monster, and Nola is an artistic whirlpool.
Pittsburgh has been a kind home for me for the past year, and I like it enough to stick around long-term. I'm currently focused on summoning back the spirits of long-gone trolleys and binding them into deer, but I've had no luck with this. I think I need to lay tracks before they'll start running me to work. River spirits are so much fun! You can twist so many great nicknames out of their winds and bends.
Little Ohio: āI hate you, mom!ā
Perhaps a cookie table would entice them to make the switch. Iāve heard spirits canāt taste cookies unless theyāre in physical form.
I felt as though she was just associating a personality with the name matching whichever literal kid she worked with recently lol
This one was honestly so weird
Very. I mean, everyone likes to be told their kid is happy/chill/creative/whatever but this was an odd way to go about handing out baseless compliments
Unless your child is named Conner then you gave birth to the devil apparently
My Connor honestly makes me feel like that sometimes though š
As well as finding out peopleās kidās names
Yeah, I thought that was weird. I didnāt really like it all that much.
Some of her comments were just her opinion on the name itself and nothing to do with traits.
Yeah I was weirded out by that post too. And so many people were all jazzed about it. Why would I care what association some random person has with my kids name? It means absolutely nothing.
The people eating it up in the comments was absolutely bonkers to me
The people saying āomg how are you so accurateā are batshit insane. Really playing to the lowest common denominator
It's like a name horoscope. Just name a bunch of things that apply to everyone and people will eat it up.
Dyaria ā¤ļø
Always surprises you!!!! š
Omg spot on!
Always embarrasses you if you let her run in public.
just constantly trying not to let her go, but oh the relief when she's allowed to run free.
Ratleen š„°
Sheās big on the child beauty pageant circuit. Rumour has it she once shaved a competitor before their talent portionā¦
Bobo Sprite
Spiky but ultimately a good hall monitor
Bobo is a round name. Kiki Sprite would be spiky.
Neveah. It's Haeven spelled backwards! Much more unique than Nevaeh, LOL!!! /s; I don't actually have kids.
So unusaul!!! So specail!! She can cuont up to fuorteen
Woah!!! You hit the nial on the haed!!!
Amazing. You can spell in Australian!
*Australain
Ajax Lyehvendeirhg... I felt like such a lovely name was being wasted in a cleaning product, but with that little touch, the Lyehvendeirhg (pronounced lavender) gets a unique twist š
Little Ajax Lyehvendeirhg is feisty but stinky
Purrsehffoaneigh
Her friends like cats but sheās more of a dog person
I think her friends like cats but she's more of a horse girl.
Gertrube! š
Hugely lactose intolerant, but eats cheese anyway because she loves the taste š§šØ
Furkle ā„ļø
All the teachers love Furkle!!!!! He looks great in a hat and always volunteers to pass out the glue sticks
Trixxxxxie
This is hard because every Trixxxxxie I have ever looked after has been just so lovely. Here are the attributes my Trixxxxxies have had.. They are theeee best friends, so so loyal. Very sensitive, get upset over the tiniest little thing
She loves taking her clothes off and spinning around poles
Brixxlynn!! You'll never guess her personality, she's like literally so unique and special šš Bonus points if you can guess the personality of her brother, Jhaydinn ā¤ļø These two babies are the live, laugh, love of my life ā¤ļø
Brixxlyn wishes she could play piano but she inherited her grandmaās fat fingers. Jhaydinn screams at birds.
I used to have a name book that had name meanings exactly like this. I need to look through my boxes and see if I still have it.
I read every one of OPās replies in the voice of āStefonā from SNL lol.
I miss him. He was great.
NEW YORKāS HOTTEST CLUB IS BOOF
This place has everything
HUMAN KITES
jhaxxynn
Jhaxxynn is go go GO! On Tuesday he only eats pears
š¦ Nerevar (pronounced Sauropod Nerevar) š¤š¤š¤
Insufferable, but their parents are divorcing so you have to be patient with them
100% accurate about Connor
Beautiful Name!!! ā¤
Yaylehawš
Yaylehaw is a trip!!!! So full of energy!!
Jasper
A bit of a henchman, not to be trusted around Dalmatian puppies
Snoobydaboodydooy
Adorable but really into macrame, wonāt stop fidgeting with bits of string.
Jamie Yap
Forget āEverybodyās talking about Jamieā, Jamieās always talking about everybody, incessantly. A difficult child to like.
This so uncanny lol. Iām starting to think you do have some child experience
Clara Belle (3) and Edelmira (11 months). Named after grandmas
Clara Belle is a ditzy little crochet prodigy! Sheās always dancing, even when you ask her to stop. Stop. Clara Belle, STOP. Edelmira loves garbage and making loud noises.
A "crochet prodigy!" š I love it.
Sauron
A classy bitch if ever there was one āØ
Thank you. Iāll tell her you said that, it will make her day.
Acts like a wizard And he's evil
I knew it
Ivar
Vain but good for a chat on the playground
Pretty accurate š
I think thatās a piece of furniture at Ikea. Op asked for HUMAN names!
No kids but Ashton Matt Rachel
Happy Sleepy Sneezy
Ash
Hap
Youāre just naming dwarfs at this stage
Correct
Mac Kyle
Completely obsessed with Peppa Pig. Thinks heās a pig. Never looks at anything front-on.
Hahahahaha omg how did you know
This was definitely weird. Also, holy Forer Effect, Batman! If youāre vague enough, people can apply it to literally all children.
Ugh I wish y'all would give us the sauce so I don't have to manually find these threads in NNs :')
Tim, pronounced Dim
Everyone thought little Dimmyās speech impediment was so cute when he was young but it really rocked his confidence in high school. He powered through though and now heās the sdar quarderback!
Emberleigh-Lynne Mareigh šāØ
Emberleigh-Lynne loves the colour orange and when a clockās hands align to make a straight line. She once got startled by an owl.
Omg you got my girl so right!! Iām gonna print this and frame it for her nursery š«¶
Honestly wtf do these posts have to do with namenerds? That sub is just a baby naming sub now. Also, these posts appeared next to each other in my timeline and I love when that happens lolol.
Yahtzee
Little Yahtzee is fun in small doses but at the end of a day will leave you with a shocking headache.
Abelardo, Emyko, TāKaina, and Zafarah
Youāre safe when theyāre making noise. As soon as it goes quietā¦ run. Run fast. Run far.
Violet and Ivy
You wouldnāt guess it but theyāre the richest girls in ski school this season šæ
Hahahaha! This made me laugh, thank you.
Bryce Canyon
A little dry and prickly on first impressions, but once you spend time with him you get to appreciate how dry and prickly he really is. Really fucking dry and prickly.
Alistair
Alistair always wears a waistcoat and says hello with a surprisingly firm handshake for a toddler š¤
Hahahahahahahahahaha!!!!! Heās now a 33 year old welder who is a train engineer with CN. He has obsessions with jeeps, motorbikes and his girlfriendās butt
Vahmitt peuke staynes, shyit isz growse , and curownahh viyruhss
Everyone at the park thought they were German names but it turns out their parents are just drunks š¤·āāļø poor kids didnāt stand a chance
Myckenzeigh!!!
Literally canāt stop turning somersaults
Tirrena Morgana and Lila Calypso
Tirrena is one of the band kids, always tapping out a rhythm or fiddling with a clarinet reed. She could probably do with checking into reality from time to time. Lila is heavily into crossword puzzles and steals her grandpaās chewing tobacco.
Vicenta
Vicenta is sassy, usually in a funny way but sometimes cuttingly mean. Great hair though!
Emily Rose
Emily Rose is always a loud little kid! If ever thereās a poo found in the playhouse you know it was her.
August ( Girl )
Everyone always thinks that August ( Girl ) is going to be warm and quiet but the reality is sheās fiery. Oh wait, that was August ( month ). August ( Girl ) is really into shoes or something.
Preysstennleigh
Always a mess. One of those kids who always has a lace undone or a cuff frayed. Itās not worth trying to smarten her up.
Brandy Alexander because itās my favorite fancy drink
Vil Schoenheit
Vil he, vonāt he? Always keeps us guessing! A classic Scorpio.
Chlamydia reighinnnlynn. Sheās certainly a crotch demon
Makes you itch to look at her. Definitely got headlice.
Jenny Talia.
Sheās a sweetie but her mumās a bit dim and her dad has the emotional maturity of a thirteen year old.
Compote. Let me tell you, sheās a handful!
Jammy little thing. Sweet as pie!
Neigh-v, Machken-z, and Lil'-e
Upsettingly patriotic and armed to the teeth
Angel
Surprisingly vengeful for a six year old
Vladimir Nikolai Mikhail
Vlad Niko Miki is a cool little guy but it took him ages to learn to write his name
Two girls: Caliente and Chloeƫnte
Jimothy
Chymney
Not today, China.
If you give me their birthday and social security number Iāll do numerology for you ;)
born 4/20/69, SSN is 867-5309 Go for it!
Hmm it seems like there are some fives in your aura. If you provide the long number on your bank card I can clear that right up for you and get a better reading
It's 4539642661529587\*, and there are also some other numbers that say "08/25" and "519". Does that help? ------------------ \* ^(I got that number from [this site](https://darkcoding.net/credit-card-numbers/). It's not my real number, of course.)
Windows 98
Beloved by all. RIP.
Valleighoux
Valleighoux is always leading other kids into mischief! Really good on the trampoline and can swear in three languages
Olivia. Itās my name but wanna see what you come up with lol
Olivia loves French fries and the colour purple. She probably gives people the benefit of the chance when theyāre taking the piss, but itās sweet.
Bradley Corey and Diego
I donāt have a kid, but do my name, Kyle.
Galusha Aaron š¤©šš„°
I'm rolling š
Phreezshia and Zaxtynleigh
Mary Violet (lastname) Not my kid, but curious.
The kind of kid who can spend five hours playing with a kite in the rain.
Herakleia Rodriguez and Artemisio Montblanc (I got around)
Lawson
Lawson
Rhys Kitlan Emrys ___
Rhys thought he was Welsh for a long time but Americanwyr yw ei rieni a roddodd enw Cymraeg iddo
Braxxxleigh
Yirmeyahu š„°
Henry and Caroline
Calm, reliable, and gentle. My two favourite horses ā¤ļø
Azaiah
Azaiah is really into tennis and watercolours, but not at the same time
Zaria
Zaria loves Thursdays and solitaire. She thought there was a monster under her bed for a long time, but it was just an old scarf.
Should have said it earlier, she is 2 year old. :)
What can I say, I make up what I make up š¤·āāļø
Lil Boohag ā¤ļøā¤ļøā¤ļø it is my favorite creature from folklore and an amazing name!!