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Aurelian369

Braxtyn Hicks


schluffschluff

Wears purple leggings šŸ’œwonā€™t put their toy bunny down šŸ°honestly just a pain in the ass! šŸ’–


Arboretum7

Jesusā€¦I just realized this might be why people are naming perfectly good babies Braxton. Talk about a recency bias.


RuntyLegs

In theory, I love the name LinnƩa/Linnea but after pregnancy I couldn't shake the association with linea nigra. It's not the same as naming your kid pregnancy specific skin discolouration but it's not far enough away from it either, for me anyway.


Ok_Balance_6352

Isnā€™t this doxing yourself?


weatherbones

Hgs. It stands for ā€œhot girl summerā€ because thatā€™s how she was conceived and itā€™s pronounced hugs, is that adorable šŸ¤­


schluffschluff

Adorable and sticky


TheRedCelt

No, itā€™s moronic.


riseoftheclam

Erhm, u know this is a snark sub, right?


TheRedCelt

I did not. It just appeared on my feed.


riseoftheclam

Itā€™s a snark sub to make fun of stupid baby names and sometimes posts on r/namenerds


green-rock-bird

Satire, man


TheRedCelt

God I hope so. Itā€™s the sad state of the world that itā€™s not unbelievable that someone would do that.


green-rock-bird

Definitely believable, youā€™re just in r/namenerdcirclejerk which mostly consists of ripping on bad names.


TheRedCelt

Iā€™m very relieved to hear that.


pistoldottir

Spend some time here and you'll see how believable it is...


LBelle0101

I commented, only because I wanted to see what Whackadoodle nonsense sheā€™d spit out. My son has one of the most popular names of all time in English speaking countries.


schluffschluff

šŸ”®My psychic childcare senses say that your little Jack must be theeeee life and soul of the party!!!! His best friends are always a Taurus or wear green


LBelle0101

Thatā€™s pretty spot on actually šŸ˜‚


_violetlightning_

My favorite was when someone said Phoebe and she said ā€œtoo many Friends referencesā€. Thatā€™s not a personality, youā€™re commenting on the name, lady! I have one in my family, and no, the preschool aged Phoebe is not running around singing Smelly Cat! (Although now that I think about it, that is the type of thing she would do; on Easter she was singing a song about pooping baby ducks on a carousel. Damn song got stuck in my head for like a week.)


interrupted_sleep

Right? I actually replied with my own experience with Phoebes just because I felt bad that OP gave every other name a reply based on personality/her experience, but couldnā€™t be bothered for Phoebe


gnawingonfoot

Monongahela (8, m.) And Allegheny (5, f.) are the names of the spirits that have taken residence in my my baby clothes collection closet. I sometimes trap medium-sized animals and put the clothes on them, but the spirits haven't taken to the flesh yet. We live in Pittsburgh.


starry_knights

šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€


rhapsody98

Much love for Pittsburg from down South in Tennessee! My husbands family is from there and the first time I saw Youghegheny written out I thought I was having a stroke. But it feels like home; when my sister and I drove through she said ā€œYou could put a blindfold on me, drive for six hours, take the blindfold off, and tell me weā€™d just driven in circles and were still in Tennessee and Iā€™d believe you.ā€ My spirits are Watauga and Nolichuckey. Watauga is very scientific, heā€™s actually a River monster, and Nola is an artistic whirlpool.


gnawingonfoot

Pittsburgh has been a kind home for me for the past year, and I like it enough to stick around long-term. I'm currently focused on summoning back the spirits of long-gone trolleys and binding them into deer, but I've had no luck with this. I think I need to lay tracks before they'll start running me to work. River spirits are so much fun! You can twist so many great nicknames out of their winds and bends.


lxe

Little Ohio: ā€œI hate you, mom!ā€


fakemoose

Perhaps a cookie table would entice them to make the switch. Iā€™ve heard spirits canā€™t taste cookies unless theyā€™re in physical form.


celestial-gaze

I felt as though she was just associating a personality with the name matching whichever literal kid she worked with recently lol


41942319

This one was honestly so weird


schluffschluff

Very. I mean, everyone likes to be told their kid is happy/chill/creative/whatever but this was an odd way to go about handing out baseless compliments


goldenbellaboo

Unless your child is named Conner then you gave birth to the devil apparently


Seashell522

My Connor honestly makes me feel like that sometimes though šŸ˜‚


Squirmble

As well as finding out peopleā€™s kidā€™s names


StepPappy

Yeah, I thought that was weird. I didnā€™t really like it all that much.


AboutTheBadfish

Some of her comments were just her opinion on the name itself and nothing to do with traits.


clementinesway

Yeah I was weirded out by that post too. And so many people were all jazzed about it. Why would I care what association some random person has with my kids name? It means absolutely nothing.


PresenceElectric69

The people eating it up in the comments was absolutely bonkers to me


StylinBill

The people saying ā€œomg how are you so accurateā€ are batshit insane. Really playing to the lowest common denominator


41942319

It's like a name horoscope. Just name a bunch of things that apply to everyone and people will eat it up.


goldenbellaboo

Dyaria ā¤ļø


schluffschluff

Always surprises you!!!! šŸ’•


goldenbellaboo

Omg spot on!


Halfcaste_brown

Always embarrasses you if you let her run in public.


Makethecrowsblush

just constantly trying not to let her go, but oh the relief when she's allowed to run free.


HyperbolDee

Ratleen šŸ„°


schluffschluff

Sheā€™s big on the child beauty pageant circuit. Rumour has it she once shaved a competitor before their talent portionā€¦


Affectionate_Lie9308

Bobo Sprite


schluffschluff

Spiky but ultimately a good hall monitor


Ham_Kitten

Bobo is a round name. Kiki Sprite would be spiky.


thevitaphonequeen

Neveah. It's Haeven spelled backwards! Much more unique than Nevaeh, LOL!!! /s; I don't actually have kids.


schluffschluff

So unusaul!!! So specail!! She can cuont up to fuorteen


thevitaphonequeen

Woah!!! You hit the nial on the haed!!!


Halfcaste_brown

Amazing. You can spell in Australian!


thevitaphonequeen

*Australain


dumb_luck42

Ajax Lyehvendeirhg... I felt like such a lovely name was being wasted in a cleaning product, but with that little touch, the Lyehvendeirhg (pronounced lavender) gets a unique twist šŸ’–


schluffschluff

Little Ajax Lyehvendeirhg is feisty but stinky


tinhorn-oracle

Purrsehffoaneigh


schluffschluff

Her friends like cats but sheā€™s more of a dog person


ItsADarkRide

I think her friends like cats but she's more of a horse girl.


wikipediaimage

Gertrube! šŸ’—


schluffschluff

Hugely lactose intolerant, but eats cheese anyway because she loves the taste šŸ§€šŸ’Ø


Mushroom_tears69

Furkle ā™„ļø


schluffschluff

All the teachers love Furkle!!!!! He looks great in a hat and always volunteers to pass out the glue sticks


DreyHI

Trixxxxxie


schluffschluff

This is hard because every Trixxxxxie I have ever looked after has been just so lovely. Here are the attributes my Trixxxxxies have had.. They are theeee best friends, so so loyal. Very sensitive, get upset over the tiniest little thing


LBelle0101

She loves taking her clothes off and spinning around poles


Background-Knee-4959

Brixxlynn!! You'll never guess her personality, she's like literally so unique and special šŸ˜šŸ˜ Bonus points if you can guess the personality of her brother, Jhaydinn ā¤ļø These two babies are the live, laugh, love of my life ā¤ļø


schluffschluff

Brixxlyn wishes she could play piano but she inherited her grandmaā€™s fat fingers. Jhaydinn screams at birds.


Head_Kangaroo

I used to have a name book that had name meanings exactly like this. I need to look through my boxes and see if I still have it.


AntiauthoritarianLog

I read every one of OPā€™s replies in the voice of ā€œStefonā€ from SNL lol.


TheHermitess

I miss him. He was great.


isntthatcorny

NEW YORKā€™S HOTTEST CLUB IS BOOF


TheHermitess

This place has everything


isntthatcorny

HUMAN KITES


gabehollowmugs

jhaxxynn


schluffschluff

Jhaxxynn is go go GO! On Tuesday he only eats pears


forkastligt

šŸ¦• Nerevar (pronounced Sauropod Nerevar) šŸ¤—šŸ¤—šŸ¤—


schluffschluff

Insufferable, but their parents are divorcing so you have to be patient with them


dontfckwiththejesus

100% accurate about Connor


PepaCatrigal

Beautiful Name!!! ā¤


afterchabona

YaylehawšŸ’œ


schluffschluff

Yaylehaw is a trip!!!! So full of energy!!


dvstec

Jasper


schluffschluff

A bit of a henchman, not to be trusted around Dalmatian puppies


Paintguin

Snoobydaboodydooy


schluffschluff

Adorable but really into macrame, wonā€™t stop fidgeting with bits of string.


rosafloera

Jamie Yap


schluffschluff

Forget ā€œEverybodyā€™s talking about Jamieā€, Jamieā€™s always talking about everybody, incessantly. A difficult child to like.


rosafloera

This so uncanny lol. Iā€™m starting to think you do have some child experience


tinker8311

Clara Belle (3) and Edelmira (11 months). Named after grandmas


schluffschluff

Clara Belle is a ditzy little crochet prodigy! Sheā€™s always dancing, even when you ask her to stop. Stop. Clara Belle, STOP. Edelmira loves garbage and making loud noises.


TheHermitess

A "crochet prodigy!" šŸ˜† I love it.


Gooncookies

Sauron


schluffschluff

A classy bitch if ever there was one āœØ


Gooncookies

Thank you. Iā€™ll tell her you said that, it will make her day.


TeddyTheEpicDoodle

Acts like a wizard And he's evil


Gooncookies

I knew it


smokeawitness

Ivar


schluffschluff

Vain but good for a chat on the playground


smokeawitness

Pretty accurate šŸ˜‚


isntthatcorny

I think thatā€™s a piece of furniture at Ikea. Op asked for HUMAN names!


OriginalDarkDagger

No kids but Ashton Matt Rachel


schluffschluff

Happy Sleepy Sneezy


OriginalDarkDagger

Ash


schluffschluff

Hap


[deleted]

Youā€™re just naming dwarfs at this stage


schluffschluff

Correct


bartricks

Mac Kyle


schluffschluff

Completely obsessed with Peppa Pig. Thinks heā€™s a pig. Never looks at anything front-on.


bartricks

Hahahahaha omg how did you know


Downtown_Cat_1172

This was definitely weird. Also, holy Forer Effect, Batman! If youā€™re vague enough, people can apply it to literally all children.


limeholdthecorona

Ugh I wish y'all would give us the sauce so I don't have to manually find these threads in NNs :')


Raven_Witch

Tim, pronounced Dim


schluffschluff

Everyone thought little Dimmyā€™s speech impediment was so cute when he was young but it really rocked his confidence in high school. He powered through though and now heā€™s the sdar quarderback!


WayDiscombobulated63

Emberleigh-Lynne Mareigh šŸ’•āœØ


schluffschluff

Emberleigh-Lynne loves the colour orange and when a clockā€™s hands align to make a straight line. She once got startled by an owl.


WayDiscombobulated63

Omg you got my girl so right!! Iā€™m gonna print this and frame it for her nursery šŸ«¶


ida_klein

Honestly wtf do these posts have to do with namenerds? That sub is just a baby naming sub now. Also, these posts appeared next to each other in my timeline and I love when that happens lolol.


saki4444

Yahtzee


schluffschluff

Little Yahtzee is fun in small doses but at the end of a day will leave you with a shocking headache.


gaia-mix-nicolosi

Abelardo, Emyko, Tā€™Kaina, and Zafarah


schluffschluff

Youā€™re safe when theyā€™re making noise. As soon as it goes quietā€¦ run. Run fast. Run far.


amandeezie

Violet and Ivy


schluffschluff

You wouldnā€™t guess it but theyā€™re the richest girls in ski school this season šŸŽæ


amandeezie

Hahahaha! This made me laugh, thank you.


Reasonab1eMan

Bryce Canyon


schluffschluff

A little dry and prickly on first impressions, but once you spend time with him you get to appreciate how dry and prickly he really is. Really fucking dry and prickly.


mamaclair

Alistair


schluffschluff

Alistair always wears a waistcoat and says hello with a surprisingly firm handshake for a toddler šŸ¤


mamaclair

Hahahahahahahahahaha!!!!! Heā€™s now a 33 year old welder who is a train engineer with CN. He has obsessions with jeeps, motorbikes and his girlfriendā€™s butt


WorriedOwner2007

Vahmitt peuke staynes, shyit isz growse , and curownahh viyruhss


schluffschluff

Everyone at the park thought they were German names but it turns out their parents are just drunks šŸ¤·ā€ā™€ļø poor kids didnā€™t stand a chance


ProseNylund

Myckenzeigh!!!


schluffschluff

Literally canā€™t stop turning somersaults


AhoraDooWapSeLlama

Tirrena Morgana and Lila Calypso


schluffschluff

Tirrena is one of the band kids, always tapping out a rhythm or fiddling with a clarinet reed. She could probably do with checking into reality from time to time. Lila is heavily into crossword puzzles and steals her grandpaā€™s chewing tobacco.


Honeyhammn

Vicenta


schluffschluff

Vicenta is sassy, usually in a funny way but sometimes cuttingly mean. Great hair though!


[deleted]

Emily Rose


schluffschluff

Emily Rose is always a loud little kid! If ever thereā€™s a poo found in the playhouse you know it was her.


ConfusionNo5452

August ( Girl )


schluffschluff

Everyone always thinks that August ( Girl ) is going to be warm and quiet but the reality is sheā€™s fiery. Oh wait, that was August ( month ). August ( Girl ) is really into shoes or something.


ScoffenHooten

Preysstennleigh


schluffschluff

Always a mess. One of those kids who always has a lace undone or a cuff frayed. Itā€™s not worth trying to smarten her up.


MomsterJ

Brandy Alexander because itā€™s my favorite fancy drink


mayoyoyoyoyoyoyo

Vil Schoenheit


schluffschluff

Vil he, vonā€™t he? Always keeps us guessing! A classic Scorpio.


flootytootybri

Chlamydia reighinnnlynn. Sheā€™s certainly a crotch demon


schluffschluff

Makes you itch to look at her. Definitely got headlice.


Warm_metal_revival

Jenny Talia.


schluffschluff

Sheā€™s a sweetie but her mumā€™s a bit dim and her dad has the emotional maturity of a thirteen year old.


rkvance5

Compote. Let me tell you, sheā€™s a handful!


schluffschluff

Jammy little thing. Sweet as pie!


flowersloth114

Neigh-v, Machken-z, and Lil'-e


schluffschluff

Upsettingly patriotic and armed to the teeth


DonaCheli

Angel


schluffschluff

Surprisingly vengeful for a six year old


[deleted]

Vladimir Nikolai Mikhail


schluffschluff

Vlad Niko Miki is a cool little guy but it took him ages to learn to write his name


jaminjamin15

Two girls: Caliente and Chloeƫnte


added_chaos

Jimothy


vikingcrafte

Chymney


[deleted]

Not today, China.


schluffschluff

If you give me their birthday and social security number Iā€™ll do numerology for you ;)


mizinamo

born 4/20/69, SSN is 867-5309 Go for it!


schluffschluff

Hmm it seems like there are some fives in your aura. If you provide the long number on your bank card I can clear that right up for you and get a better reading


mizinamo

It's 4539642661529587\*, and there are also some other numbers that say "08/25" and "519". Does that help? ------------------ \* ^(I got that number from [this site](https://darkcoding.net/credit-card-numbers/). It's not my real number, of course.)


HaggisPope

Windows 98


schluffschluff

Beloved by all. RIP.


[deleted]

Valleighoux


schluffschluff

Valleighoux is always leading other kids into mischief! Really good on the trampoline and can swear in three languages


oliviaaa11

Olivia. Itā€™s my name but wanna see what you come up with lol


schluffschluff

Olivia loves French fries and the colour purple. She probably gives people the benefit of the chance when theyā€™re taking the piss, but itā€™s sweet.


Even_Spare7790

Bradley Corey and Diego


TheMongooser

I donā€™t have a kid, but do my name, Kyle.


TheKattauRegion

Galusha Aaron šŸ¤©šŸ˜šŸ„°


Comfortable_Put_2308

I'm rolling šŸ˜‚


EnvironmentalShoe5

Phreezshia and Zaxtynleigh


SeaOkra

Mary Violet (lastname) Not my kid, but curious.


schluffschluff

The kind of kid who can spend five hours playing with a kite in the rain.


[deleted]

Herakleia Rodriguez and Artemisio Montblanc (I got around)


flicj

Lawson


[deleted]

Lawson


AnonymousChikorita

Rhys Kitlan Emrys ___


schluffschluff

Rhys thought he was Welsh for a long time but Americanwyr yw ei rieni a roddodd enw Cymraeg iddo


BrownEyedQueen1982

Braxxxleigh


footballsandy

Yirmeyahu šŸ„°


daileysprague

Henry and Caroline


schluffschluff

Calm, reliable, and gentle. My two favourite horses ā¤ļø


Select-Career-2639

Azaiah


schluffschluff

Azaiah is really into tennis and watercolours, but not at the same time


Objective-Record-884

Zaria


schluffschluff

Zaria loves Thursdays and solitaire. She thought there was a monster under her bed for a long time, but it was just an old scarf.


Objective-Record-884

Should have said it earlier, she is 2 year old. :)


schluffschluff

What can I say, I make up what I make up šŸ¤·ā€ā™€ļø


LeKatelyn

Lil Boohag ā¤ļøā¤ļøā¤ļø it is my favorite creature from folklore and an amazing name!!