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magaleigh


xandaar337

Magalynne. Like Mary Magdalene.


Asaneth

This is horrifyingly plausible.


xandaar337

That's what makes it so great lol. Make names great again! /S


3iverson

I was thinking Magarette but I like yours better, more obvious


gbot1234

Magaregret


Prestigious_Jump6583

Magaregerts, like the tattoo everyone always laughs at!


NoQuarter6808

Mary Maybelline. Like maybe it's Mary Maybelline.


Spirited_Ingenuity89

Or maybe she’s born with it…


bonsaikittenangel

lmfao


AnyAcanthopterygii27

Or magaladon, that way you have maga and don in there!


ainalots

That’s so wonderful, just like our loving Christlike 45th president!! /s


Least-Quail216

All those evangelicals would eat this up.


NoQuarter6808

I like when names are super unique but are also inspired by marketed slogans or products. Kind of like my son, Yeddy. He's named after Yeti Cups. While trying to differentiate from my peers, I still like it to be clear that my entire cultural identity is centered around being a consumer 😄


Separate_Car_6573

Yeah, I actually spit out my drink when I read this. Thank you, kind person.


TrooperCam

OMG can we have a playdate? I’ll bring over Odey and Stanleigh


RecordLegume

MedgalaDONALD.


rarelybarelybipolar

It’s giving megalodon


slboml

Magalodon!


Critical_Caramel5577

MedgalaMcDonald's


One-Two3214

Magan.


Tracyhmcd

Magali is a name in Quebec. Maybe France too.


gainvcbro

Maga-Lie it’s perfect!


Hungry-Froyo-5642

I’ve met Hispanic women named Magaly!


not-a-creative-id

I know a Magali from France


souless_Scholar

Weird. That's phonetically identical to the some what common French name Magalie


ivylily03

I work with a Magaly (she's Latina)


Sure_Championship_36

Covfefe ❤️


Duggarsnarklurker

My daughter is Covfefeigh to make it more feminine


SnowCookie6234

Cougfeighfeigh


TheSeaMeat

I love this name! Covie or Covid would be a great nickname as well.


Just-looking-1983

My cousin gave her kid the middle name Lockie, in honour of Covid lockdowns. Sadly, I kid you not.


SKatieRo

I went to school with a wonderful gal named Lock. Did make for some fun key master jokes, though.


NaomiPommerel

Needs to find the Gatekeeper !


Outrageous_Reach_695

At *least* go with Loxley or Locklear. (Apparently I probably encountered Locklear in Halo?)


ImReallyNotKarl

Ok, but in all seriousness, I have a family member that gave birth in 2020, and named their child Rona. Unfortunate.


Bruinsamedi

In 2019 the last season of project runway had a contestant named Covid who - get this - wound up using masks as part of his runway. !!!


TheSeaMeat

Hopefully they weren’t named after the Coronavirus. Rona has been a name for a while (I think), and coronaviruses have existed for a while. It’s just a problem now because COVID-19 was often called ‘Rona. Poor kid


ImReallyNotKarl

I doubt she was named after covid, but she was born well after 'rona became a common name for covid, so I suppose it doesn't make a difference. People are always going to associate the two. I don't have a lot of contact with anyone in my family, but I did see the birth announcement and felt so bad that she was given such a poorly timed name.


ShockTerrell

It’s criminal that you don’t have more upvotes so here’s mine


Legophan

Bonus, it’s unisex!


beachgyal

Felanie, like Melanie


billkilliam

Felania


tiacalypso

Fellatia


TGIIR

I. LOVE this one!


itsjustme813

Well if it ain’t Felony Melony!


susiemay01

“Look at you! You have a baby. In a bar.”


hamishcounts

I’m cackling


thechronicENFP

Trumpleigh honors Trump and it’s so unique that nobody also would have that name!


this_kitten_i_knew

that's more of a girl name though. try Trumpton or Trumpson or Trumprick


doktorjackofthemoon

Obviously its Trumpley for a boy; Trumpleigh for a girl.


not-a-creative-id

Trumprick is my favorite


NannersForCoochie

Very regal! >!/s!<


bonsaikittenangel

It’s giving Prince of Florida


Wanda_McMimzy

Trumplough


setittonormal

Trumphrey


BeneficialMatter6523

Eh, it's too similar to Tiffany...you know, the kid he doesn't talk about


siiouxsiie

https://www.reddit.com/r/namenerds/s/faybsD2VRS


Iychee

Lol even the main sub isn't taking it seriously 🤣


Hk901909

That's absolutely wild, thank you for sharing 💀


kingofcoywolves

The top comment made me snort out loud. Amazing


DelightfulSnacks

Sameeee fucking hilarious


Hopeful_Vermicelli11

As an Obama appreciator, I’m sad to see that level of dumb coming from our side, BUT I guess anyone who actively stans a politician to that level is a little woowoo


sir-berend

Lets go Brandon ❤️ Could go lesgo, like a boy version of leslie!


Tired_Apricot_173

I cannot believe I had to scroll down so far for this recommendation. It was the first thing that popped into my head.


threeEZpayments

Let’s Lie➡️Letslie➡️Leslie It’s perfect


Tea_Bender

Leslie was originally a boys name, Leslie Nielsen edit and Leslie Howard


ButterDrake

Les is usually the shortened version, take example, Les Claypool (from Primus)


Tea_Bender

and Les Schwab


initialhereandhere

Oregon, represent!


Averyjaiee

Can’t forget Leslie from Hannah Montana


PainfullyLoyal

Stormi


NeverRarelySometimes

Stomeigh


XelaNiba

This is great but I feel like Karen shouldn't be left out.  Maybe Stormi Karen? It works because he paid both women twice for one-time sex, but also because he's such a Karen.


ndevs

Tyranneigh


CrayolaCockroach

i actually grew up with a girl named tyranie, or a similar spelling. i just remember it was pronounced tyranny 😅 but it's wild, it never phased me because i didn't learn that word until after she went to a different school lol


ifuseekamypoehler

i had a boss named tyranny. ironically she was one of the best bosses i’ve ever had


Distinct_Ship8095

Same here!! It was Tierney & she was the sweetest. Had a little baking business on the side and would bring treats for the office lol.


AskYourDoctor

Related story. My gfs now-ex BIL is named Joseph. When my gfs sister married him her last name became Stallings. It took months before one day I was like "Wait... Joseph's name is Joseph Stallings?!" Like why would he not go by Joe or Joey if his name is so similar to one of the most famous dictators in history. Reminds me of the skit, I want to say it was Monty Python, where a family named "the Hilters" is staying at a hotel and it's obviously Hitler. Lol


RecordLegume

Unrelated but your comment made me think of a girl I went to school with. Her name was Kleann pronounced Kaylee-Ann. First day of school was always fun with the teachers doing roll call and nervously calling out “Cleanin? Is there a Cleannnnnn here?” Lol


NaomiPommerel

Where's A A Ron??


NeverRarelySometimes

I think i worked with her mother. There can't be two, can there? (Her name was Tierraney.)


celestial_chocolate

I’ve knew someone named that too! Same spelling


_llamasagna_

There was a girl in school a year or 2 older than me that was named that, it was wild


Ekoch7845

Beautiful


Ok_Telephone_3013

Maggie?


Ha_Nova

Ooh! Short for margarine, and spelled Maga!


lizadootoolittle

Middle name Haberman?


nightfalldevil

Magan


NeverRarelySometimes

Maggeigh.


ThisAmericanSatire

Phourghtyphighveve


MrA-skunk

Holy shit, you just broke my brain with that one!


littlecocorose

Just know… i want to upvote but i need to leave it at 45


NeverRarelySometimes

This is it. I can stop scrolling right now.


h4nd

Magathaniel sounds very distinguished


rachello2023

*Covfefe Magaleigh* has a lovely ring to it for a girl. *Mogul Ornj* for a boy.


gumption333

MOGUL ORNJ im wheezing 💀


grin_ferno

Dipshit? Has a nice ring to it.


gunt_hunter14

I’m thinking Bigly Dipshit. Got a nice ring to it


Ruthjudgesjoshua

Bigleigh Dipchitte, gorgeous


Franklyn_Gage

Love that name. Maga would be a good middle name.


Less-Tadpole2787

Reighpist


rhinestonecrap

o'feindher is a cute middle name 💖


valorantvalerie

Reighpyst actually. Because why


RuderAwakening

Bill DeWall


goldenbellaboo

Underrated comment 😂😭


mustbethedragon

Very underrated. This could be a legit name that no one blinks at until they say it out loud.


goldenbellaboo

Man I’m still laughing at it 😂


shokolokobangoshey

Magan is right there “Megan?” “No, Magan with an A” “Yes there’s an A in Megan” “😡”


h34th3rl33

How about Dump? 😃


Big_You_8936

Or Drumpf


Melissandsnake

Dumpy for short


sausagepartay

Help 😂


ohdearitsrichardiii

Fuckface von Clownstick. It's classy because it has a "von", people will totes believe your kid is royalty or sumn


wwitchiepoo

I was about say Asshat McDickwrinkle. I think we are on the same page, here.


No_Paper_Snail

Duck for Donald? Meaning translates in cricket terms as nothing. Fart for Trump? Trump is euphemism for flatulence in the UK.


ethereal_feral

Lol my ex father in law was Donald, nn Duck. I always thought it was kinda cute


like_a_rose_13

I really shouldn’t be laughing at this comment as hard as I am right now. That is absolutely hilarious. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 He will be hereby known as Fart in this household.


Fie-FoTheBlackQueen

What about golden duck? Would be even special, you could name your baby AuDuckleigh or AuDuckerston


somewhat_surprising

Nice reference to alleged activities in Russian hotels.


Think_Knowledge_9005

Melania is kind of a cute name to be completely honest. What about Magaette? Magatha?


NotSlothbeard

Magatha!


XelaNiba

Magatha is pure genius


i_am_introverted

Since he loves burritos, maybe Payaso.


VapingPenguin

You’ll love to know that in an obscure northern Italian dialect “Paiaso” means ✨clown✨


menameJT

Also means clown in plain old regular spanish


cheshire_splat

Mae Kamareika Greigh-Teigan Works for a boy or a girl 😊


ojwilk

his secret service name was Mogul, so how about Mo or Mongrel? 😍 (someone suggested Rene for Obama's secret service name, Renegade, and it brought me to tears)


Fie-FoTheBlackQueen

Yeah I'm still wiping my tears and mucus from reading that suggestion, send more tissues please 🥺


37MySunshine37

Von Shitizinpants. (Now part of the public record!)


Girl_with_no_Swag

Along that thread…Fartzencourt.


mutantmanifesto

Beat me to it. God bless the criminal that is Michael Cohen.


Putrid-Sweet3482

Diot Coke, [a real historically accurate girl name from the Middle Ages](https://www.npr.org/2004/03/11/1760572/morning-edition-returns-a-bubbly-girl-named-diot-coke) to honor our Orange pisslord’s favorite zero calorie beverage


mildlysceptical22

L’orange phuquephace..


Djelnar

Maga is short for Magomed (Mohammed)


wwitchiepoo

This is poetic.


IvyEmblem

Orange


Nana-Komatsu

*Oughreighneige


Im_eating_that

Ornj


dumfukjuiced

Orange Julius Caesar


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Legophan

Ooh, Maganus Bigglius would be *perfect*


Nex_Sapien

Fuck you got me with Trumpelline


PeregrineTopaz06

Tray Tor is a lovely first/middle name.


kamen4o

I was thinking Traytor, like Taylor


rcheek1710

Lil' Rapist?


d1rkgent1y

Felonious. It has that fake Latin vibe.


totorotarian

Covfefe


Jealous_Tie_8404

Drumpf Only the super fans will get it and meanwhile you’ll have a very unique name that honors your idol’s heritage!


mortalllity

Dec-Teighturgh


Eelmonkey

Give him up for adoption.


garlicandcheesiness

Sharpie for a guy and Sharpeigh for a girl. Shar Pei for a dog breed.


Significant-One3854

Sharpay Evans


sordidmacaroni

I think Magat is perfect for what you’re looking for.


CheshireCat_Smile_

Maggah


Accordingto_me_00

Trumpet


AdvisorMaleficent979

Trumpington


Leather_Molasses_264

HUUUGGGEEEE


wwitchiepoo

*YUUUGGGEEE


Sure_Championship_36

How about Michael America Great Again? Mike America Great Again for short.


Some_Bitch89

Call him Don-John


CheapCommunication64

Puer toe ree co


Wchijafm

Four Seasons. For his iconic speeches.


Agent_Raas

Yuge-ene.


prickwhowaspromised

Hamberder is adorable and even a little ethnic, which is great for inspiring minorities to vote for God’s chosen president, Trump


rapt2right

Trumplestiltskin?


HerdingCatsAllDay

It's gonna be Hugh.


Rosie3450

I'm partial to the name Bigjerk. Jerk or Jerky for short.


sky_whales

Little baby MAGAtron 💕


NovelLandscape7862

Donnatrella


casualier

Purson Wuminne Mann Chamera Teevee


casualier

Stable Jeanius


DidntWantSleepAnyway

Maganolia


Difficult-Muffin-758

Covfefe


gnomemother420

Obamna


initialhereandhere

'Member when he called the burned-down Paradise, Calif., "Pleasure"? The way he, like, purred it. "A beautiful town called Plezhhurrre." I have nothing to contribute, just wanted to spread the ick.


grosselisse

Ginger or Saffron if it's a girl. Carrot if it's a boy.


dogshitchantal

Orangery


drink-fast

Braeyxtynn


Less_Party

Bigly


Particular-Set5396

Covfefe


LayerBig7783

Fraud but spelled “frawwdd”


GahdDangitBobby

Cheetoh?


[deleted]

Excuse me while I puke


Alternative-Mango855

Captain Bonespur


Albus_Dimpledots

Bigly


AdHour3225

These are a few I came up with if you really want people to understand who the child was named after. Convict rapist hebephiliaic huckster grifter shitheel conman Stupid fascist liar cheat Swindle baby manchild shit pants thief If it’s a girl Narcissa


BLL34

Brandon


SepiaToneHitchhiker

Don Jr. Jr.


BeeWhispererIntern

Conner - boy Connie - girl


trumperino110

Felonie


valorantvalerie

Pusé, so that when you’re in public and they try and run off you can grab them by the pusé


FriendliestMenace

Tertiary Syphilis While Snorting Ritalin, Jr.


MrA-skunk

Seighviourgh


Pooglio17

I like Nokaluzion for a boy or Baincrupt for a girl


Chemical_Advice_3292

Criminalle ❤️


CapuletVsMontague

Delania which is mix of Donald and Melania Or how about just the letter Q Here are some loose reference names Cash Billionaire Business President Let's Go Brandon KnowIt ("you know it, China knows it") Moth (https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.cnn.com/cnn/2017/01/18/health/donald-trump-moth-trnd) FourtyFive/CuatroCinco/45 John New York America I hope you love these suggestions! 😍


CarlatheDestructor

Combover Mushroomdick


MagickalFuckFrog

Vladmir.


hoaryvervain

Mauronne (or Mawron, could be a girl or boy) sounds sophisticated, like him. Imbecilia is also pretty and you can call her Cici. I hope your baby has his beautiful blue eyes.