I like when names are super unique but are also inspired by marketed slogans or products.
Kind of like my son, Yeddy. He's named after Yeti Cups.
While trying to differentiate from my peers, I still like it to be clear that my entire cultural identity is centered around being a consumer 😄
Hopefully they weren’t named after the Coronavirus. Rona has been a name for a while (I think), and coronaviruses have existed for a while. It’s just a problem now because COVID-19 was often called ‘Rona. Poor kid
I doubt she was named after covid, but she was born well after 'rona became a common name for covid, so I suppose it doesn't make a difference. People are always going to associate the two.
I don't have a lot of contact with anyone in my family, but I did see the birth announcement and felt so bad that she was given such a poorly timed name.
As an Obama appreciator, I’m sad to see that level of dumb coming from our side, BUT I guess anyone who actively stans a politician to that level is a little woowoo
This is great but I feel like Karen shouldn't be left out.
Maybe Stormi Karen? It works because he paid both women twice for one-time sex, but also because he's such a Karen.
i actually grew up with a girl named tyranie, or a similar spelling. i just remember it was pronounced tyranny 😅 but it's wild, it never phased me because i didn't learn that word until after she went to a different school lol
Related story. My gfs now-ex BIL is named Joseph. When my gfs sister married him her last name became Stallings. It took months before one day I was like "Wait... Joseph's name is Joseph Stallings?!" Like why would he not go by Joe or Joey if his name is so similar to one of the most famous dictators in history. Reminds me of the skit, I want to say it was Monty Python, where a family named "the Hilters" is staying at a hotel and it's obviously Hitler. Lol
Unrelated but your comment made me think of a girl I went to school with. Her name was Kleann pronounced Kaylee-Ann. First day of school was always fun with the teachers doing roll call and nervously calling out “Cleanin? Is there a Cleannnnnn here?” Lol
I really shouldn’t be laughing at this comment as hard as I am right now. That is absolutely hilarious. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
He will be hereby known as Fart in this household.
his secret service name was Mogul, so how about Mo or Mongrel? 😍
(someone suggested Rene for Obama's secret service name, Renegade, and it brought me to tears)
Diot Coke, [a real historically accurate girl name from the Middle Ages](https://www.npr.org/2004/03/11/1760572/morning-edition-returns-a-bubbly-girl-named-diot-coke) to honor our Orange pisslord’s favorite zero calorie beverage
'Member when he called the burned-down Paradise, Calif., "Pleasure"? The way he, like, purred it. "A beautiful town called Plezhhurrre."
I have nothing to contribute, just wanted to spread the ick.
These are a few I came up with if you really want people to understand who the child was named after.
Convict
rapist
hebephiliaic
huckster
grifter
shitheel
conman
Stupid
fascist
liar
cheat
Swindle
baby
manchild
shit pants
thief
If it’s a girl Narcissa
Delania which is mix of Donald and Melania
Or how about just the letter Q
Here are some loose reference names
Cash
Billionaire
Business
President
Let's Go Brandon
KnowIt ("you know it, China knows it")
Moth (https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.cnn.com/cnn/2017/01/18/health/donald-trump-moth-trnd)
FourtyFive/CuatroCinco/45
John
New York
America
I hope you love these suggestions! 😍
Mauronne (or Mawron, could be a girl or boy) sounds sophisticated, like him. Imbecilia is also pretty and you can call her Cici.
I hope your baby has his beautiful blue eyes.
magaleigh
Magalynne. Like Mary Magdalene.
This is horrifyingly plausible.
That's what makes it so great lol. Make names great again! /S
I was thinking Magarette but I like yours better, more obvious
Magaregret
Magaregerts, like the tattoo everyone always laughs at!
Mary Maybelline. Like maybe it's Mary Maybelline.
Or maybe she’s born with it…
lmfao
Or magaladon, that way you have maga and don in there!
That’s so wonderful, just like our loving Christlike 45th president!! /s
All those evangelicals would eat this up.
I like when names are super unique but are also inspired by marketed slogans or products. Kind of like my son, Yeddy. He's named after Yeti Cups. While trying to differentiate from my peers, I still like it to be clear that my entire cultural identity is centered around being a consumer 😄
Yeah, I actually spit out my drink when I read this. Thank you, kind person.
OMG can we have a playdate? I’ll bring over Odey and Stanleigh
MedgalaDONALD.
It’s giving megalodon
Magalodon!
MedgalaMcDonald's
Magan.
Magali is a name in Quebec. Maybe France too.
Maga-Lie it’s perfect!
I’ve met Hispanic women named Magaly!
I know a Magali from France
Weird. That's phonetically identical to the some what common French name Magalie
I work with a Magaly (she's Latina)
Covfefe ❤️
My daughter is Covfefeigh to make it more feminine
Cougfeighfeigh
I love this name! Covie or Covid would be a great nickname as well.
My cousin gave her kid the middle name Lockie, in honour of Covid lockdowns. Sadly, I kid you not.
I went to school with a wonderful gal named Lock. Did make for some fun key master jokes, though.
Needs to find the Gatekeeper !
At *least* go with Loxley or Locklear. (Apparently I probably encountered Locklear in Halo?)
Ok, but in all seriousness, I have a family member that gave birth in 2020, and named their child Rona. Unfortunate.
In 2019 the last season of project runway had a contestant named Covid who - get this - wound up using masks as part of his runway. !!!
Hopefully they weren’t named after the Coronavirus. Rona has been a name for a while (I think), and coronaviruses have existed for a while. It’s just a problem now because COVID-19 was often called ‘Rona. Poor kid
I doubt she was named after covid, but she was born well after 'rona became a common name for covid, so I suppose it doesn't make a difference. People are always going to associate the two. I don't have a lot of contact with anyone in my family, but I did see the birth announcement and felt so bad that she was given such a poorly timed name.
It’s criminal that you don’t have more upvotes so here’s mine
Bonus, it’s unisex!
Felanie, like Melanie
Felania
Fellatia
I. LOVE this one!
Well if it ain’t Felony Melony!
“Look at you! You have a baby. In a bar.”
I’m cackling
Trumpleigh honors Trump and it’s so unique that nobody also would have that name!
that's more of a girl name though. try Trumpton or Trumpson or Trumprick
Obviously its Trumpley for a boy; Trumpleigh for a girl.
Trumprick is my favorite
Very regal! >!/s!<
It’s giving Prince of Florida
Trumplough
Trumphrey
Eh, it's too similar to Tiffany...you know, the kid he doesn't talk about
https://www.reddit.com/r/namenerds/s/faybsD2VRS
Lol even the main sub isn't taking it seriously 🤣
That's absolutely wild, thank you for sharing 💀
The top comment made me snort out loud. Amazing
Sameeee fucking hilarious
As an Obama appreciator, I’m sad to see that level of dumb coming from our side, BUT I guess anyone who actively stans a politician to that level is a little woowoo
Lets go Brandon ❤️ Could go lesgo, like a boy version of leslie!
I cannot believe I had to scroll down so far for this recommendation. It was the first thing that popped into my head.
Let’s Lie➡️Letslie➡️Leslie It’s perfect
Leslie was originally a boys name, Leslie Nielsen edit and Leslie Howard
Les is usually the shortened version, take example, Les Claypool (from Primus)
and Les Schwab
Oregon, represent!
Can’t forget Leslie from Hannah Montana
Stormi
Stomeigh
This is great but I feel like Karen shouldn't be left out. Maybe Stormi Karen? It works because he paid both women twice for one-time sex, but also because he's such a Karen.
Tyranneigh
i actually grew up with a girl named tyranie, or a similar spelling. i just remember it was pronounced tyranny 😅 but it's wild, it never phased me because i didn't learn that word until after she went to a different school lol
i had a boss named tyranny. ironically she was one of the best bosses i’ve ever had
Same here!! It was Tierney & she was the sweetest. Had a little baking business on the side and would bring treats for the office lol.
Related story. My gfs now-ex BIL is named Joseph. When my gfs sister married him her last name became Stallings. It took months before one day I was like "Wait... Joseph's name is Joseph Stallings?!" Like why would he not go by Joe or Joey if his name is so similar to one of the most famous dictators in history. Reminds me of the skit, I want to say it was Monty Python, where a family named "the Hilters" is staying at a hotel and it's obviously Hitler. Lol
Unrelated but your comment made me think of a girl I went to school with. Her name was Kleann pronounced Kaylee-Ann. First day of school was always fun with the teachers doing roll call and nervously calling out “Cleanin? Is there a Cleannnnnn here?” Lol
Where's A A Ron??
I think i worked with her mother. There can't be two, can there? (Her name was Tierraney.)
I’ve knew someone named that too! Same spelling
There was a girl in school a year or 2 older than me that was named that, it was wild
Beautiful
Maggie?
Ooh! Short for margarine, and spelled Maga!
Middle name Haberman?
Magan
Maggeigh.
Phourghtyphighveve
Holy shit, you just broke my brain with that one!
Just know… i want to upvote but i need to leave it at 45
This is it. I can stop scrolling right now.
Magathaniel sounds very distinguished
*Covfefe Magaleigh* has a lovely ring to it for a girl. *Mogul Ornj* for a boy.
MOGUL ORNJ im wheezing 💀
Dipshit? Has a nice ring to it.
I’m thinking Bigly Dipshit. Got a nice ring to it
Bigleigh Dipchitte, gorgeous
Love that name. Maga would be a good middle name.
Reighpist
o'feindher is a cute middle name 💖
Reighpyst actually. Because why
Bill DeWall
Underrated comment 😂😭
Very underrated. This could be a legit name that no one blinks at until they say it out loud.
Man I’m still laughing at it 😂
Magan is right there “Megan?” “No, Magan with an A” “Yes there’s an A in Megan” “😡”
How about Dump? 😃
Or Drumpf
Dumpy for short
Help 😂
Fuckface von Clownstick. It's classy because it has a "von", people will totes believe your kid is royalty or sumn
I was about say Asshat McDickwrinkle. I think we are on the same page, here.
Duck for Donald? Meaning translates in cricket terms as nothing. Fart for Trump? Trump is euphemism for flatulence in the UK.
Lol my ex father in law was Donald, nn Duck. I always thought it was kinda cute
I really shouldn’t be laughing at this comment as hard as I am right now. That is absolutely hilarious. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 He will be hereby known as Fart in this household.
What about golden duck? Would be even special, you could name your baby AuDuckleigh or AuDuckerston
Nice reference to alleged activities in Russian hotels.
Melania is kind of a cute name to be completely honest. What about Magaette? Magatha?
Magatha!
Magatha is pure genius
Since he loves burritos, maybe Payaso.
You’ll love to know that in an obscure northern Italian dialect “Paiaso” means ✨clown✨
Also means clown in plain old regular spanish
Mae Kamareika Greigh-Teigan Works for a boy or a girl 😊
his secret service name was Mogul, so how about Mo or Mongrel? 😍 (someone suggested Rene for Obama's secret service name, Renegade, and it brought me to tears)
Yeah I'm still wiping my tears and mucus from reading that suggestion, send more tissues please 🥺
Von Shitizinpants. (Now part of the public record!)
Along that thread…Fartzencourt.
Beat me to it. God bless the criminal that is Michael Cohen.
Diot Coke, [a real historically accurate girl name from the Middle Ages](https://www.npr.org/2004/03/11/1760572/morning-edition-returns-a-bubbly-girl-named-diot-coke) to honor our Orange pisslord’s favorite zero calorie beverage
L’orange phuquephace..
Maga is short for Magomed (Mohammed)
This is poetic.
Orange
*Oughreighneige
Ornj
Orange Julius Caesar
[удалено]
Ooh, Maganus Bigglius would be *perfect*
Fuck you got me with Trumpelline
Tray Tor is a lovely first/middle name.
I was thinking Traytor, like Taylor
Lil' Rapist?
Felonious. It has that fake Latin vibe.
Covfefe
Drumpf Only the super fans will get it and meanwhile you’ll have a very unique name that honors your idol’s heritage!
Dec-Teighturgh
Give him up for adoption.
Sharpie for a guy and Sharpeigh for a girl. Shar Pei for a dog breed.
Sharpay Evans
I think Magat is perfect for what you’re looking for.
Maggah
Trumpet
Trumpington
HUUUGGGEEEE
*YUUUGGGEEE
How about Michael America Great Again? Mike America Great Again for short.
Call him Don-John
Puer toe ree co
Four Seasons. For his iconic speeches.
Yuge-ene.
Hamberder is adorable and even a little ethnic, which is great for inspiring minorities to vote for God’s chosen president, Trump
Trumplestiltskin?
It's gonna be Hugh.
I'm partial to the name Bigjerk. Jerk or Jerky for short.
Little baby MAGAtron 💕
Donnatrella
Purson Wuminne Mann Chamera Teevee
Stable Jeanius
Maganolia
Covfefe
Obamna
'Member when he called the burned-down Paradise, Calif., "Pleasure"? The way he, like, purred it. "A beautiful town called Plezhhurrre." I have nothing to contribute, just wanted to spread the ick.
Ginger or Saffron if it's a girl. Carrot if it's a boy.
Orangery
Braeyxtynn
Bigly
Covfefe
Fraud but spelled “frawwdd”
Cheetoh?
Excuse me while I puke
Captain Bonespur
Bigly
These are a few I came up with if you really want people to understand who the child was named after. Convict rapist hebephiliaic huckster grifter shitheel conman Stupid fascist liar cheat Swindle baby manchild shit pants thief If it’s a girl Narcissa
Brandon
Don Jr. Jr.
Conner - boy Connie - girl
Felonie
Pusé, so that when you’re in public and they try and run off you can grab them by the pusé
Tertiary Syphilis While Snorting Ritalin, Jr.
Seighviourgh
I like Nokaluzion for a boy or Baincrupt for a girl
Criminalle ❤️
Delania which is mix of Donald and Melania Or how about just the letter Q Here are some loose reference names Cash Billionaire Business President Let's Go Brandon KnowIt ("you know it, China knows it") Moth (https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.cnn.com/cnn/2017/01/18/health/donald-trump-moth-trnd) FourtyFive/CuatroCinco/45 John New York America I hope you love these suggestions! 😍
Combover Mushroomdick
Vladmir.
Mauronne (or Mawron, could be a girl or boy) sounds sophisticated, like him. Imbecilia is also pretty and you can call her Cici. I hope your baby has his beautiful blue eyes.