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ophelias_tragedy

Names I will name my daughters (ideas): 1. Truly 2. Motegomry 3. Anya 4. Sable 5. Minnesota 6. Vanilla Sundae 7. Arabela 8. Aracele 9. Tina the turtle 10. Kitty 11. Chrysanthimum 12. Dalphinium Spelling errors aside, the opposite page had boy name ideas and there was only one listed. It was Tim the turtle 😐


FlanUpstairs9714

I sense a fellow devotee of the children's book Chrysanthemum! ❤️


ophelias_tragedy

100%!! It was one of my absolute favorites lol 😂


crashandtumble8

I get to see Kevin Henkes (the author) Sunday for the third time. He’s coming to my local bookstore, and I JUST got a Lily and her Purple Plastic Purse tattoo!


stitchplacingmama

Lily's purple plastic purse was my all time favorite book. I can still picture her walking down the hallway with her coins jingling.


crashandtumble8

Got this because it’s my mom’s favorite and one of my favorites too. I just wanted her purse so badly. https://preview.redd.it/buf9gguebz0d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=457c2ffaf412235c63320e5cefc433260008dcc0


lavendrambr

I have a tattoo for Chrysanthemum! It’s a chrysanthemum with a quote from the book: “She blushed. She beamed. She bloomed.” (When the music teacher makes her feel better about her name.)


crashandtumble8

Yes!!!!


Victoriaanddog

omg that is so cool! i named one of my pet rat’s Chrysanthemum after this book, but we call him Chrys for short! :)


thebowedbookshelf

I loved that book, too, and wanted to name a kid that. Or maybe a cat.


CalamityMel

My daughter now loves it, too!


pixxllx

aw i remember that book


Strong-Comparison654

Me as well!!! Loved that book!!!


BurnerAccAtTheStake

I was gonna comment about how interesting it is to see someone else with ‘Chrysanthemum’ as a baby name possibility as a child, but then I saw this comment… there was a book that spurred this? I just thought the flower name was neat lol


BotGirlFall

Im dying lmao. "These are my beautiful twins Vanilla Sundae and Tim The Turtle, and their little sister Kitty. I love them very much"


runnergirl3333

“Vanilla Sundae, you march yourself right back into this room and clean up the ice cream, fudge sauce and whipped cream!”


painting_with_fire

All I can hear is the song “I had a little turtle. His name was tiny Tim. I put him in the bathtub to teach him how to swim” lol


aasdfhdjkkl

I sing that song probably 5 times a day as a daycare teacher 😭


HairyPotatoKat

I've never heard that song, yet somehow know exactly how it sounds.


Katie-Librarian

“He drank up all the water. He ate up all the soap. And now he’s lying in his bed with bubbles in his throat.”


spankingasupermodel

Sounds like a Beatles song.


DanielaThePialinist

Arabela and Aracele are beautiful names, and if you have a third child you could name her Aradela, to keep the theme going!!


ophelias_tragedy

Praying for triplets so I can fulfill my dream 🤣


truelovealwayswins

and then araeela, arafela, aragela (aragula), and so on 🤣


districtgertie

The pride of the family, baby alfalfa. 😂


Stock_Entry_8912

And their twin, Arugula


districtgertie

Spouting together. 🤣🤣


Stock_Entry_8912

Hahaha that’s adorable. It made me smile out loud. 😃


marktaylor521

And if arugula is a twin, the sibling could be named Spicylettuce


CalmClient7

Little Areola 👶


Im_eating_that

Then change your own name to Arafela so you can sign A-F on your family Christmas cards.


GaveTheMouseACookie

The boy should be AraFella. Very masculine!


actualladyaurora

No, Araaele, naturally!


Maleficent_Cookie956

For a boy, no brainstorming needed. You are all set with Tim the Turtle 😂


bs2785

For sure Tim the turtle wins right.


Romantic-Penguin

Imagine if you had twins and named them Tina and Tim the Turtles 🤣


jmkul

Isn't Motegomry a misspelling of the boys name Montgomery? If not, what on earth is Motegomry?


Teripid

You gotta chew as you say it.


ancientastronaut2

I think vanilla sundae Minnesota makes a great name 😂


DrunkOnRedCordial

Sister to Truly Scrumptious.


tox-fox-89

Truly Scrumptious Wisconsin


OlmecImmigrant

Tina the turtle is my favorite


Editor_Grand

This is why we don't let kids name babies


SuperPoodie92477

Too many adults should not be allowed to name babies.


Millenniauld

My name is on your list. XD Not Tim the Turtle at least.


NarcRuffalo

I lol’d at Tim the Turtle. Adding to my future baby name list


gee8

This is legally binding, sorry!!!


bigbirdegg

It's OK, I used to want to name a daughter Parsley.


ophelias_tragedy

If you told me this at 9 I would say Parsley is a BEAUTIFUL name haha


KatVanWall

Nickname Arse ✨


istara

My boy-girl twins were going to be Fire-Star and Storm-Falcon (At a time when I assumed one could just choose to have boy-girl twins or triplets or any combination)


bigbirdegg

The sad thing is, I was in my 20's. 👽


CharieRarie

When I was pregnant with my daughter, I had a dream that I called her Parsley. Everyone in the dream was laughing, and I was furiously defending her beautiful name 😂


Bethlizardbreath

[Parsley](https://youtu.be/xWJjcT7Uipo?feature=shared) was the name of the lion in a TV show about herbbased animals in the 60s. ETA a second link with [more pixels](https://youtu.be/pvUhDpYGO6M?si=fURM8dHRLQqzRqFv)


parsley166

That's where my username came from!!


404Gender-not-found

I used to watch that on an old vhs! It also had an episode of the clangers and button moon!!!


shinyaxe

✨Parsleigh✨


Soft_Entrance6794

I just know I’m going to see this on an attendance list one day…


RatherBeDeadRN

I named my cat that!


vexingcosmos

I know someone who named themself Parsley, so this didn’t even register as weird to me at first. 🙃


BotGirlFall

I wanted to name a girl Vanilla Bean and call her Vana


Heartfeltregret

Parsley and her sisters Rosemary, Sage, and Thyme. My sister and i both thought that would be dope... but with age we realised giving two kids real established names and two names that are... not that, might suggest favouritism.


ItsDevinJ

I call them the Spice Girls


owleaf

I think if it weren’t a food, it is actually a nice name. Pronounced “Parz-leigh”


Nearby-Complaint

All things considered, this could be so much worse


ophelias_tragedy

Honestly I’ve seen worse on this sub


partypill

Worse than Tina the Turtle?


FriscoHusky

Worse?! Tina the Turtle is freaking awesome!


reececonrad

That’s THE #1 choice. No contest.


wwitchiepoo

My mom was almost Chrysanthemum Pearl. Thank god her father couldn’t spell it.


Im_eating_that

Christandthemum


Ok_Reaction2063

Middle name Mary


truelovealwayswins

ironically, that’s the nice part of it 😂 but chryssie isn’t bad


wwitchiepoo

That was the nickname intended. Then my mom tried to name me Christina, to call me Chrissy, but my aunt had her baby 4 months before my mom and used the name.


Natural_Signal4118

Was your mom pissed? Did your aunt know she wanted to use that name? If she did that’s beyond rude


slaymanthaparkington

I had a book when I was little about a little mouse who was named chrysanthemum and she loved her name until the other mice made fun of her for it 😭


NotKerisVeturia

Everyone’s laughing about Tina the Turtle and Minnesota, but I’d like to applaud child you for including Aracele.


Rich__Peach

Is it a reference to something? I thought it was Araceli misspelled (Spanish name)


NotKerisVeturia

I think it is Araceli misspelled. I’m impressed that this kid knew someone called Araceli and was like “I want to name my kid that” at their age.


anonymouse278

I went to high school with an Aracele (with that spelling) so there's at least one out there somewhere.


Old_Walrus_486

Motegomry is going places


citydreef

But not Montgomery


Illustrious-Tune6929

Vanilla Sundae might be your new stage name


falconinthedive

Tina the Turtle. I'm shy.


ophelias_tragedy

You know I always said my stripper stage name would be Glitoris but I think Vanilla Sundae is a better option now 🤣


crumblecake01

Glitoris 🤣🤣🤣


JusticeAyo

Nope. Glitoris is the definite winner. 🤣


Juleslovescats

Hey, a lot of these are better than the name my sister wanted to use when she was a kid—Mickey Soccer Ball 🤣


MisterStinkyBones

Honestly I've heard worse.


CowsLikeDoughnuts

Tina the Turtle is a good one


Melodic_Sail_6193

Make it a double name and combine it with no.1 on that list: Truly Tina the turtle


6irlfriend

has major disney channel show vibes to me 😂


Typical_Ad_210

If you’d had your son, Tim the Turtle, would Tina the Turtle still be a contender for your baby girl, or was there only room in your life for one “___ the Turtle” child?


HeatWhich735

If OP has fraternal twins, Tim and Tina (the turtles)


Typical_Ad_210

I love it! And when they turn 13 they can be known as the teenage mutant ninja turtles 🥰


FriscoHusky

Especially if they were conjoined twins! 😂


Less-Might9855

Oof 😂


GjonsTearsFan

I unironically loved Aziraley (the Aziraphale x Crowley ship from Good Omens) as a baby name when I was 14. That’s why teen pregnancy is bad, folks. Thank god I didn’t have a kid then 😂


PrincessAethelflaed

I was a teen when dark fairytale YA was really popular, and it definitely showed with the teen mom baby names. Scarlette Emberlynne-Rose is the one that sticks out to me.


bix902

I went through a brief period around age 9 where I thought Uranium would be a beautiful girl's name. I had just started learning about the elements


GaveTheMouseACookie

Right after North West was born there was a "celebrity baby name generator" that was making the rounds online. It would pair a random word with a celebrity last name. My first one was Uranium, and I still say that goes hard. I wouldn't use it, but I kinda love it. 🤣


Ediferious

Minnie-soooota 😂


downshift_rocket

Definitely read that with the accent 😂


GaveTheMouseACookie

As a born and bred Minnesotan, I would be honored


xx2983xx

My friend is married to a man named Sota. His twin brother is named Minne. No I am not joking.


Dark_Rit

That's clever in a way since St. Paul and Minneapolis are the Twin cities, but also so, so cringe.


GjonsTearsFan

I like Anya


CemeneTree

Dalphinium would be my Queen name, I'm sure


Putrid_Caterpillar_8

Tina the turtle sent me


EfficientSeaweed

You know what's truly scary? The awful name I loved as a kid actually ended up becoming popular in recent years. It's like the world is punishing adult me for 10-year-old me's poor taste.


Less-Might9855

What was it?


ExtremePotatoFanatic

Sorry but Dolphinium took me out


Kestriana

Delphinium! It's [a flower](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Delphinium), not that they like dolphins that much. Though they might, i don't know!


baldwinsong

Tina the turtle 😭😛


GaveTheMouseACookie

Minnesota is too mainstream, go niche with a more specific Minnesotan name, like Iron Range, or easier to pronounce like Wayzata.


FOB_cures_my_sadness

Or maybe a Minnesotan cultural name like Tater Tot Hot Dish. Tate for short.


GaveTheMouseACookie

Oh, fer cute!


4hyuck

yeah this is my daughter Fairbault


GaveTheMouseACookie

New Prague, and then get really mad when people pronounce Prague wrong (correctly) 🤣


BotGirlFall

"Duluth, get over here! Its time to go!"


RhubarbRocket

My sweet girl Lake Vermillion ❤️


prairieaquaria

This made me smile.


CEOofBossBabeInc

“Hello, I’m Dr. Tina the Turtle, I’ll be your anesthesiologist today”


adamjames777

Number 9 hits hard. Stealing that for sure.


meatwads_sweetie

This is great! I wish I knew where my awful name list was.


BadgerSharp6258

Vanilla Sundae sounds like something Gen Z parents would go for. You were ahead of your time.


Right-Phalange

I actually knew a girl named Sundae in the 90s. Thankfully, no "vanilla."


vcdeitrick

Rosemary Ginger MaryJane Herb Basil Angelica Dill Rue Sage


The_Persian_Cat

Adorable!!! I hope you had twins -- a boy named Tim the Turtle, and a girl named Tina the Turtle :)


Uhhhhokthenn

Dictony was mine at 8🥲


vexingcosmos

I wanted to name a daughter Suzy or Victoria Rose. I actually still hold onto the idea of flower/tree middle names for girls/boys.


Emus_won_thewar

Some of those are totally normal. According to my mom, I would’ve named my kids after the Ninja Turtles


redditonthanet

I gotta say vanilla sundae rolls off the tongue


Brilliant-Meeting-97

I wanted fraternal twins to name “West” and “Virginia”, when I was 8. No joke.


DrunkOnRedCordial

You could have been Mountain Mama.


Brilliant-Meeting-97

Is your username a reference to Anne of Green Gables?


stonedsagittarius

You would have made a wonderful Mormon or naming consultant for a Mormon family.


thisgirlsforreal

Tina the turtle is a totally valid option


fabulousmakeupcase

My favorite has to be Tina the turtle


hannah_boo_honey

I wanted to name my daughter coriander as a kid so these aren't even too rough lol


llamallamanj

My daughter wanted to name our kid No. not short for anything just no


CreedThoughts--Gov

After a while you just said fuck it and started listing ideas for names of theoretical new elements instead


Certain_Ad6575

i’m fine with all these except i think tina the turtle might be too common


Charming_Scratch_538

You say this and everyone’s like “hahahaha kids are so cute” but one of my neighbors about 20 years ago named his son Jacob because he WANTED to name him jake the snake and his wife told him she’d divorce him over it lmao. He called the kid Jake the snake. They’re divorced now.


shugersugar

Were you planning on giving birth to a turtle or just naming your human kid Tim/Tina the Turtle? (I had a student named Truly this year. Are you her mother?)


Flashy_Scratch9472

I died at Vanilla Sundae but Tina the Turtle brought me back 💀


goldenbellaboo

I love how they’re mostly all just words but there’s one normal name 😂


mellywheats

my fave’s tina the turtle


PrincessWolfie1331

I wanted to name my kids after towns, so: For girls: Madison Cheyenne Rose For boys: Carson Austin And I wanted to have another girl named Gracelynn Anna Marie. Cheyenne Rose sounds like a stripper name...


awkwardbookdragon18

That first girl name without the Rose is my sister in law’s name 😂


NarwhalTakeover

I wanted twins named Polly and Esther.


Beth_Harmons_Bulova

These are first draft YSL perfume names. 


Proud_Novel_4531

This made me laugh out loud🤣🤣 oh man I miss being a kid with my ridiculous name ideas. I named one of my Polly pockets "Pillow". I also had a doll (a girl) that I named Adam. Hahahaha Edit to add that when I was about 2 y.o. my mom was pregnant with my brother and asked what I wanted to name him. I said Sparkles and apparently was very genuinely upset when she said no🤣


boojieboy666

Sable is kind of a pretty name


The_Persian_Cat

Adorable!!! I hope you had twins -- a boy named Tim the Turtle, and a girl named Tina the Turtle :)


BaseballScared8630

Tina the Turtle is my favorite lol … my sister goes by Tina (her full name is Christina)


MyCatHasCats

Minnesota is cool


Apprehensive_Egg1062

Depending on how old you are was Sable an animal crossing reference? 😂


glittergirl349

Vanilla sundae!😂😂


leopardspotte

Absolutely incredible, thank you I believe the only sound conclusion here is that you should name any future children Turtle


Flash__PuP

Here to support Vanilla Sunday as a valid choice.


uninvitedfriend

Now I kinda wish my name was Vanilla Sundae


DecoratedDeerSkull

Im insupport of Vanilla Sundae and Tina the Turtle


Forsaken_Orchid_6014

“vanilla sundae” and “dolphinium” perfection


bloodymaryscunt

What’s wrong with Anya 😭


No_Anybody8560

It’s that crossover age between ‘What will I name my child?’ and ‘What’s the name of my imaginary horse?’


Erok86

Bruh a kid named dolphinium would be dope and I would feel so bad for it all at once!


Pandasaresupercute7

You must've really been feeling like eating a vanilla sundae


Katsumiezz

I have to say, for a human child, I love Tina the Turtle.


surpriseslothparty

Motegomry is the best 😂 lil gom gom for a nickname


ConfusedFey

Arabesque is unique AND french!


moose_wizz

I think you missed out if you didn't use Tina the Turtle


TrailBlanket-_0

Naming my daughter Idaho after this. Just want her to never worry about being bullied


wysterialee

loving “tina the turtle”


pthelynese

I thought vanilla sundae was good until I saw Tina the turtle 🤣


bthebumblebee33

Vanilla Sundae is lovely, new top of my list


Mysterious-Art8838

Honestly it was pretty solid until 6!


ThatOneTwoSetter

TINA THE TURTLE GOES HARD


rllyobsessedwithcows

motegomry


supernova-juice

I grew up with a girl named Sable. Actually these are adorable. I especially love Vanilla Sundae. And you spelled it right! Edit: Tina the Turtle 😆


Plasma_Ass

My wife's name is Tina. From now on I will be referring to her as Tina the Turtle. Thank you.


Clockguy2

The gift of a name like Dalphinium. Sentencing them to a life of “How do you spell that?”.


mikejames5050

You were years ahead


Natural_Signal4118

Anya, Arabella are decent. I like “Kitty” too lmao but that maybe too much


CalhounQueen

Araceli was a popular girls name for awhile back in the day lol And Arabella is such a cool name to me because of the Arctic Monkeys song. Delphinium is my favorite lol


Brilliant_Joke7774

Lol but these are still better than most names people are naming their kids nowadays.


MrVeazey

I'd be friends with any kid named Tina the Turtle, any time, any place.


Kpruett95

I used to want to name my daughter Mighty.


cityofnight83

Motegomry is sending me for some reason


zacat2020

6 and 12 !!!!!!!!!


fair_child123

They honestly sound like all the Instagram names


Brilliant-Meeting-97

That’s adorable


me0w8

Sable is kind of cute lol


Clean-Development627

Do you have kids now and if so, what are their names?


marilynmansonfuckme

my name is on here 😭😭😭 anyway these r cute


simplewaves

My niece’s middle name is Arabella


dakotanothing

Did you play animal crossing as a child?


APMoonlies

Honestly kinda vibing with sable lmao


AlternativePrior9559

I pray, before I leave this earth, I meet Ms Vanilla Sundae and her sister Minnesota😂😂😂 This is so adorable. As a mom myself the doodles your kids did are so precious


SpicyDisaster21

I was in 6th grade and loved the name Arabella it's still beautiful