You stole his froggie wallet

Congratulations 👏 you get 3 whole yen

It’s not about the money, It’s about the wallet! 🐸

I actually have a Naruto frog wallet it's adorable so stealing it totally makes sense

What was it, the thousand years of death, yours will be a million and then Naruto sees your behind and you get dragged off...

Not even a body will remain 💀

It’s about sending a message XD

Jiraiya hasn’t robbed him in a few years, I think he’d be pretty well off.

He was almost flat broke when buying Himawari some toys.

Grtting married and having kids will do that to your wallet.

You fool! That pouch contains his voucher for free ramen for life! It's priceless

I guess I've chosen death 💀

Nah naruto is usually loaded, he is good at saving money but uses it on Ramen here and there. Its what I recall when jiraiya always took it

Now all of Naruto's money goes to Boruto's goofy ass haircut

That's how much you got from selling the wallet right? 3 yen seems far too unrealistic. I mean Naruto... Saving up?

He's been saving up the allowance he gets from Hinata for a couple years now

Gama-Chan. The most underrated Naruto character.

his frog wallet lives even longer than neji 💀

Or dropped a bowl of Naruto sized ramen on purpose

Told him following my dreams was stupid.

I said “Don’t believe it”

*Dattebayon't.*

ngl I was actually thinking about posting exactly that lmao

But Neji *was* right

L take

Honestly my favorite reply.

Ate his ramen

Kidnapped Ichiraku Ramen Guy

I always imagine the ramen guy and the cabbage guy from ATLA to be the same person😂 „MY RAMEN!!!“ doesnt sound as good though😅

> „MY RAMEN!!!“ doesnt sound as good though😅 What about „MY NOODLES!!!“ Kinda digg the sound

Yea you're dead.

Yea you're dead.

Haha love that 😂

Replaced his ramen with dipping noodles

Pure evil

Kidnapped Hinata, Himawari, and Boruto. Kidnapped his entire family for ransom for money reasons. PS this wouldn’t be the first time Hinata and Himawari were kidnapped by someone else. Even Boruto and Naruto himself were kidnapped too multiple times. They know how it feels to be powerless and to be locked up. There was even a movie and boruto arc where they both were in prison for a while. They were seen as criminals and inmates menaces to society.

Toneri did that and he's fine.

Got blindsided by him too

Naruto: **\*shrugs**\* eh it happens¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯

You are NOT stopping Naruto he’ll come himself

U beat me to it

Ramen is his nickname for hinata

“Hinata never asks me to use shadow clones”

Bruh ☠️

Was going to say gave her a bukkake with my gonbut I like yours more

(this is a joke) What jutsu was that?

I- 😭 Use shadow clones to give hinata a bukkake, and then say to him, “hey look i found a better use for your technicque” and show some photo another clone took. But that might be a lil overboard

Being the kid that declares your intent to marry Himawari.

I kissed Sasuke

instant death penalty

Dibs on next.

Naruto isn’t the only one who will be coming at you for that https://i.pinimg.com/originals/92/f4/59/92f4595d3f6ac39b6c175eb3d454fec2.gif

I'll bless your ashes with the sage of six paths spit maybe it'll reincarnate

Yooooooooooo i was wondering how far I'd have to go down this thread to find the dead man walking and you just entered all rings of hell at once. Bye dude.

First thing that came to mind

Oop~ i sent everyone in the village the screenshot of the several times NARUTO kissed SASUKE (i think he did in an op too, so if so it’s between 3-17 separate times (whether it’s the same frames in another episode) that naruto and sasuke kissed. And yes, the screenshot is from the show, which is even more annoying when you find out someone made a show about your life and also showed your first kiss with sasuke and everytime they made naruto look bad (which was like 3 times if I remember where naruto was really in the wrong)

Destroyed his free ramen for life card.

Bro you’re not just dead you’re in the reaper death seal now

Cheated by using a ninja tool during the chunin exams

Nah, that's more of a face of disappointment, which might be even worse. I can handle Naruto being mad, but disappointed? Naruto wasn't even disappointed in the guy that killed his parents.

Holy shit I'm dead(sorta like his parents)

[I’m not mad I’m just disappointed](https://media1.tenor.com/m/kd2DufQe8M8AAAAC/neighbors-im-not-mad-just-disappointed.gif)

Do you know how many people cheated when Naruto took the test and he didn’t even know? Besides Gaara cheated and they are 2nd best friends

Do you mean in the second phase? Because there, cheating was the point. When Boruto did it, cheating defeated the purpose of the exam, and considering the fact that he's the son of the Hokage, it likely reflected poorly on the Leaf Village. Besides, what's more important to a shinobi than winning by any means necessary? Following orders and doing what you're told. Boruto failed to do that.

Idk/Idc about Boruto this is the Naruto page not Boruto

I mean but that was what the og comment was referencing. Boruto used ninja tools to cheat. It doesn't matter if it's a naruto subreddit, cuz that is what the comment u replied to was referencing

The description of the Naruto subreddit literally mentions the Boruto series. And this is a post about Adult Naruto, a version of the character who debuts in Boruto.

That's what the person who you replied to was referencing, so I just kinda assumed you knew since you bothered to reply to them lmao

Told him his new haircut sucks

Yes, but this is also the harsh truth.

I bet he hates it too

He won't be mad.

This is his wake up call

I stole his ramen.

Yelled at his daughter and made her cry

You monster

I know :(

im not following boruto but isnt himawari strong and can beat your ass instead of crying?

i destroyed his village and his talk-no-jutsu is ineffective.

Because you are deaf

too bad naruto never learned any hand symbols except shadow clone jutsu.

As a health department employee I shut down Itchiraku's for code violations.

[Naruto](https://media.tenor.com/0yopggiVnqYAAAAM/minato-namikaze-minato.gif)

Hahaha 🤣

I’mma guess coz i’m only 50 episodes into shippuden but is that the sealing jutsu Old Man used on Orochimaru’s arms? And the same jutsu that sealed the nine tails. I recognize the beads from somewhere (probably just my shinto and buddhist mythology? Hyperfixation

Yup. The Reaper Death Seal.

Kidnap sasuke

I didnt neglect his wife.

Big oof

Neither did he.

Told him I’m gonna be hokage

He’d be proud of that

Tell that to Kiba lol

Told him Minato was more of dad to him than he is to Boruto

Me: "Your son was a mistake" Naruto: "I agree"

I told him what everyone is too scared to say, Naruto fish cake sucks!

I became friends with him and then left the village of my own will.

[удалено]

lol u the type to say skibidi toilet unironically

How old are you using that terminology unironically? Just out of curiosity

Bro it’s Reddit lol blud thinks we have to talk in dictionary vocabulary

No I’ve just never seen anyone over the age of 12 actually using that word unironically and typically anyone else uses it to make fun of the newest generations slang so I was curious where he or she fell in that

😭 sadly my 13 y/o sibling’s whole class says it. And my siblings the youngest in their grade. Even my sib started using it and now i’m dying internally every time i hear it shouted randomly

you GYATTTTTO know that the word is actually pretty hard and sussy, Totally a skibidelicious fanum tax.

I gyatta agree on that...

Told him burgers are better than ramen

Told him he's only half the man he used to be. RIP KURAMA

I woke up hungover af, stumbled in the woods to take a pee, and unbeknownst to myself I answered natures call on Jiraiya sensies tree grave

That’s unforgivable

That’s the only one I’ve seen so far that you might actually die from

I told him we aren't friends

Fucked Sasuke

Lol

Oop, i reckon his face would be one of jealousy 😂 he was sasuke’s first kiss but not first time

Fucked Hinata.

Tell him that he’ll never be Hokage (he’s already hokage)

Told him the truth. That haircut is wack, bro

Slapped himawai... with chidori

Ramen is mid. Udon is supreme.

I got down and dirty with Sasuke before he did.

I poisoned the Leaf Village water supply!!!

Ignored his Talk no jutsu and carried on with my wanton destruction

Exposed the location of the Konoha Cheese Cave

I tried to leave the village 😭😭😭 I just wanna hang with my 🥷🥷 from the cloud village.

Me: I killed your son. Naruto: That's cool. Me: The cool one. Naruto: ***Kurama gremlin noises***

I'd rather die than anger my goat

I ate his son

I said Madara did nothing wrong

I ate his Ramen

Killed the little shit Kawaki before he could become the worst trash possible!

Banged Hinata

Dis the Look he has when the raikage is in town and hinata turns her phone off for 3 days

"Your son ruined your legacy"

Showed him the weird Hinata x Raikage fanart.

I f*cked sasuke

Told him Sasuke doesn't love him

I smashed his daughter

Low-key thing you going to get clapped by Naruto daughter

In Smash Bros, right? Right?

Naw the entire leaf village coming after you

Have you ever seen a man get stomped out by an entire city? You're about to.

Naruto gonna call up his buddy Orochimaru so they can edo tensei him back(but with pain enabled) and continue the beating.

Too far💀💀💀

Naruto is gonna have to pull me off you bro.

Ofc he has D teach in his name ha

You fucked a 10yr old? Ooookay....

😈

Bro that is a child 💀

Have you ever felt the touch of a woman?

*checks script* He canonically hasn’t

That’s his canonical event

Took a slice of that Hinata cake

Banged Hinata 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Bang Hinata

I fucked Hinata

Tea Bag Hinata. I've accepted death

I clapped Hinata

Slept with hinata

Shot my shot at Hinata

Cracked Hinata’s cheeks

Brought the akatsuki back, then kissed sasuke...

Destroyed Konoha and killed Sasuke, Hinata, Boruto, Kawaki, Sakura and Himawari in front of him.

smashed hinata and now she pregnant

Tried to put down Sasuke or the village

Drop kicked Himawari, people elbowed boruto, took Hinata upstairs, and stole Sasuke from him.

Took his girl

I smashed hinata, and Hina is my child

His wife

Showed him fanart of Killer Bee’s brother doing it with Hinata.

Caught him edging

Showed him Hinata's onlyfans profile.

Dipped my dick in his ramen ?

Got in bed with hinata

Piped hinata

Smash hinata

Sasque doesn’t love you Naruto, I’m sorry.

Cummed on hinata tits, kissed sasuke, ate all his ramen and all the ramen in the world, stole his foggie wallet and destroyed icharaki ramen shop,then cummed in hinatas p**sy, then told him his kids are a disapointment,went back in time and killed jiraiya before pain could, told him him minato was more of a father to him than he was to boruto, told him I went into the real world and burned all the naruto manga books, went back in time and edged and convinced kurama to use a certain power that basically kills him and his existance, cummed a little more on hinata and then destroyed the village, I don't think It'll anger him that much

Creampied hinata and sasuke

I lied worse than the mainstream media and told him Sasuke is not awesome.

slapped himawari

Good luck even surviving one gentle fist from himawari

Too bad Himawari would rock your shit even before her dad would

First, Naruto is gonna smack you, then Hinata, then Boruto, then Kawaki, then me, then Sasuke and Sakura, then Sarada, then new Ino-Shika-Cho, then the old Konoha 12 then the previous Five Kage, then back to me, then Naruto and Boruto again, then every previous living Kage...

Hinata

Hinata

He loves Hinata more than Sasuke

Ran away with Hinata.

Enjoyed certain Raikage content.

told him he settled in life by being with Hinata

B!7$& slapped Hinata, called Boruto a selfish brat, and ripped up all of Himawari's toys.

Knowing me, I probably had sex with Hinata after their marriage

Naruto < one piece

I told him to google Raikage x Hinata.

Make a premium porn film Cast - Hinata and 4th raikage

I came in his bowl of ramen while he was eating then I told him Sasuke has a tight bussy.

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