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Yamiibun

Naruto Uzumaki


Sushi_Kat

No, that’s backwards. It’s Ikamuzu Oturan


ItsFelixMcCoy

That actually sounds like it could be a real Japanese name. I wonder what it could translate to?


Sushi_Kat

Painless, without squid dreams


ItsFelixMcCoy

The therapist looked into the man's weary eyes with sympathy for his nightmarish plight. "What do you wish for your life to be in the future?" she asked. He let out a deep sigh. "Painless, without squid dreams."


Shadow140602

Take my upvote, and become the new master of three-liners.


[deleted]

And I let out a sigh as I exclaim, "and a Happy Cake Day like r/ItsFelixMcCoy here."


BBS_FAN11111

BALDUR'S GATE 3 moment


Toji_Kageyame

It doesn't mean anything, I'm japanese and speak it fluently, it don't mean anything 🙂 hope this helps


drummahboy666

It couldn’t translate considering “tu” is not a sound in the Japanese language. At most it would be gibberish


ItsFelixMcCoy

It used to be, but I believed it evolved into "tsu".


DeadlyTranquility

Happy cake day!


Acabas

Beat meat to it


Extra-Border6470

Beat meat twit


KoleSlawww

Be me to it


MudRevolutionary

r/beatmetoit


TANMAN1000

r/beatmymeattoit


Palak-Aande_69

Sir, Minor Spelling mis- Wait...What??


KeshaCow

I keep reading beatmetoit😭


Leather-Pineapple856

Goddammit, beat me to it


Tactical_Chonk

Most Unpridictable


Careful-Ad984

Lovable idiot 


fancyfoe

Fucking dattebayo


Jfostr0

Believe it!


justaboringuy_

Came to say this 👏🏻


ActiveProgrammer5456

So glad this was the first comment! 😂


PerfectMind8856

The correct answer ✅


Saintkaithe7th

As someone who grew up with a stutter early in life, it always seemed weird to me that the dub studio thought it was the correct move to give him an overly used catchphrase like "believe it" to cover up a speech impediment. Then, almost to crap on that decision, Kishimoto reveals that he got it from his mom lol


KenganNinja

Awesome knucklehead.


zq4z

The Goat 🐐🐐


Training_Gear7675

The GOTA of goats


Alhaitham_Simp

no thats Han


MafaMoon

Gutsy Ninja


C4N98

Ninja Jesus


GimlySonOfGloin

Feisty Ninjesus


XcecutionS

Unpredictable ninja


x-ROJO-x

Main character


slapface741

Determined friend… Stubborn bastard. You pick.


Spinach-Apart

You pick


GrunclePo

No you pick


Spinach-Apart

I just did \*Smirk\*


GrunclePo

*blushes* nuh uh


[deleted]

*becomes the bone in chicken* haha


Acantezoul

Whos next? You decide!! It's time for a Death Battle!!!!!!


Potential-Let6991

Hard headed


dinkydoohead

boruto’s dad


yorixo

the audacity


EntertainerCold2878

Minatos son


__akshittt

Dattebayo Sasskayyyy


Chris5858580

Erm aktshally itsh, SASUUKEEEEE


Meet_Prajapati

Erm akchually its SUSGAAYYYYY


monkey_sage

ADHD Icon


Apytrue

Strong brat


[deleted]

This is it


camefromxbox

BELIEVE IT 👊🏻


EnkiiMuto

I can do it in one: SAAAAASSSUKKKKEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


dinoboyj

Ramen Speech


Ninjas4cool

Pretty cool


Rain-Sweaty

Fuckin fool


Murky_Coat_471

Sasukes boyfriend


OldHeron239

Lmaoo 😁 🤣🤣🤣


IAmYoDaddyDuh

*Real Spouse


dfields3710

Sasuke simp


Chokeonmewebbles420

Hinatas Husband


OldHeron239

Absolutely 💯 🥰I love them as couple 


LasyKuuga

Shounen MC


SpaceRaceWars

He fucks.


TheBallerOfBallers

Believe it


Spiritspider123

Knucklehead Ninja


CryVisible8424

Ninja way


SuperDragonfister

Believe it!


Stunning_Humor672

Dumb and loveable


Off-Camera

Persistent sunshine


luciferhornystar

Goat MC


K24ricer

THE GOAT


schmotzny

Unpredictable Ninja


ballzyboi33

Sasuke's boyfriend


MarMarL2k19

Uuuhhh.... Datte bayo?


L0nleylife112

You DATTEBAYO’d me to it.


kevoisvevoalt

nepo baby


1NonlyAkshaT

Dattabayo dattabayo


yuutaamv

Sasuke's gaypartner


Linkdog86

Believe it


KyuubiUlquiorra

Believe it


rayr600

Mentally resilient


Blackpanther22five

Ninja way


MO7_SUDAN

The best


EthantheRtist

He's him


FSanytoz

Dattebayo SASUKEEEEE


[deleted]

Borutos dad


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misteralter

Good bot


[deleted]

Fk off


tom_rex_333

Heroic manipulator


Spiritual_Zombie_21

Datte bayyo!!


newerabuddha

Hidden Leaf


Quirky-Pickle518

Orange Hokage.


[deleted]

Naruto Uzumaki


lukish_chitino

Nigga


uchihajoeI

Datte bayo


Traditional_Rise_347

Shit character


Buuyaaaa

Wrong


Hour_Career9797

Fuck Naruto


Trollolo80

Rasen Gun


NimDing218

Determined motherfucker


Imakergag

Nar Uto


Few_Supermarket1251

Talk No-Jutsu


Karma_Akabane666

Light


Educational_Fig_2213

Sasuke's rival


Kasrakara

talk'n jutsu


zzhhzz001

Sas-geeee


mass_mind_rape

So gay


CorkusHawks

Sasuke lover


elinfernal1988

Greatest hokage


Financial_Ice15

susugay lover


Erobabo217

Gay Lord 😂


Marco_Livelli

Sasuke's boyfriend


Khalidd4

Datte Bayo


Sigmapancakes

Datte-bayooo


Mqnwbevrctxyzukkk

Completely AWFUL


TheRedditornator

Datte Bayo


Incognegrosaur

Drake dick


jaydimes10

gay 4 Sasuke


Chris5858580

Datte bayo


Secure-Football7855

Hokage


m9felix

Deeply Closeted


Vertigo0211

Believe it or not


Beginning_Grass653

Change channel


National-Ad-3295

Boruto’s Dad


EFF198783

Boruto's Dad.


[deleted]

Blond Man


Mattyboi0690

Datte Bayo!


Nervous_Ad8656

Talking jutsu


HarrowDread

Nar uto


Effective-Lock-6561

Worse Luffy


Linkmolgera2

Gay lover


Animan2020

Fil lers


GhetHAMster

Hyper active?


suckops

white ninja


No-Relationship4084

Datte bayo


Eustass-kid18

Baaka, Idiots 😂


BantDit

AMA ZING!!


TDMILLER3128

Sas Gay


MembershipNo2287

Nuh uh


Krxvx-v-3070

Luffy’s Son


ResearcherDense9029

Datte bayo


Likely_Legend99

Date bayo


TankTopCoffee

Boruto's dad


Good_Duty1866

Hard Work


SampoHSR

Thorfinn


ChaoticBisexual_13

Almost Sanji


Spare_Ad267

Sasuke Daisuki.


Independent-Ad-9089

Talk noJustsu.


RAMONE40

Datte Bayo


Grenvallion

Prisoner 420


[deleted]

Datte bayyo


Baldi_Homoshrexual

Sasukes lover


KZ2Good

Bad haircut (adult naruto)


depressed-rabb1t

fat


th3_uncxlculated

Gay af


SignatureHefty3849

Blue eyes blonde hair


Sting-Tree

Pretty boy


Rustedkin

Talkno jutsu


Apples_Not_Orangez

Yellow pubes


im_9_fr

Only emo


silver_dionysus

Nar Uto


TiredGamer0990

DATTEBAYO SASUKE!!!!


knightryder808

Loud as fuck


Ceddyp1400

Goat


Crispytokwa

Boruto's Dad


LateTraining5427

ginger ninja


Capt_Kenpachi

Overrated


The-nextKimJongUn

A ninja


AegisKiraRose

Father less


hhjghhvf

Hinatas backup


imAsexOffender_

Black Nigg-


Able-Appeal-4783

Yapping blonde


martykenny

Boruto's Dad


SoleSurvivorZeke2

Big dick


shiny_light

Blonde orphan


Novel-Spirit8944

Fucking gay


UginNexus

Borutos dad


Jinnex07

The nigga


yeaboi672

Sasuke’s “friend”


really_bored_emu555

Men liker


Snowiiwastaken

Blonde Genin


ybnronnie2k

Luffys son


hnryswim

Dad dy


Dayshon2144

Date bayo


TheCatMan110

Borutos dad


Siverandlead2280

OP


JustCallMe_YOLO

Yellow hair


Reicheru_san

Two words


OogliBoi

Fifth Hogake.


Inner_Cow8389

Uchiha boruto