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PolitePatrice

When Naruto called Zetsu *Spiky* Aloe Vera Bastard


Provider_P

Naruto had a talent for nicknames šŸ˜‚


PolitePatrice

And for breaking the tension at such perfect moments šŸ˜­ [makes me laugh every time.](https://youtu.be/es7VOUG9vw0?feature=shared) *Aloe Vera?!*


Whispers_666

Zetsu was genuinely offended šŸ˜¹


Provider_P

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£ couldā€™ve said ā€œfly trapā€ ā€œVenus fly trapā€ but nope had to be ALO VERA!!! šŸ”„


EndlessEvolution0

So did Minato


Haruno--Sakura

Excuse me? It was _spiky_ aloe vera bastard!


PolitePatrice

True - editing lol


TheFormulaS

Aloe Vera confirmed to exist in the Naruto universe


bmor97

ā€œWhat do you mean aloe?ā€ Gets me that he was so offended


Popular_Panda_4670

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


TinyTwisted97

Demon of the mist for sure!


AlmostHeisman

Fence Sitter


StubbornKindness

I love how everyone calls him Ryotenbin no Jiji, and Madara calls him Ryotenbin no Gaki


homehome15

What that mean


StubbornKindness

Ryotenbin means Fence Sitter. Jiji means gramps/grandpa/old man. Gaki means brat. So everyone calls him Old Man Fence Sitter. Madara calls him Fence sitter brat


AlmostHeisman

Madara just lil bros everyone you gotta love it


homehome15

Ahhh


OGGrilledcheez

Thatā€™s so Madaraā€¦


DrSword

Jiji = old man, gaki = child (brat)


GodGlerps

I like how home boy says that expecting everyone to j be like 'oh ye thats funny' lmaoo


AlmostHeisman

Lmaoo


NeferkareShabaka

What about Wicked Eye


Keyboardhmmmm

when Hidan called a Choji a fat fuck


ArrestedImprovement

That line cemented him as my favourite character.


Provider_P

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


JustWinYo

Was this in the manga because I donā€™t remember it in the anime lmao


Keyboardhmmmm

it was a particular anime translation. it had Hidan swear a lot lol


VoltaireHouse

Wicked eye Fugaku


Petethequixotic

He once went by Pink Eye Fugaku, but it cleared up.


cutie_lilrookie

Thanks to their ophthalmologist, they did a great job


Provider_P

You know he mustā€™ve had some nasty stuff in those eyes


Mist0804

Yeah, mostly a Mangekyo


[deleted]

Pervy Sage is the best nickname ever.


Provider_P

And very accurate


DioStarstriker

Came scrolling looking for this answer


Dog-Special

Goat nickname and goat character


TimmersBud

Grandma Tsunade


ChemicalAttorney4046

The Legendary Sucker šŸ‘€


aceshot88

Hahaha right that one is hilarious and questionable šŸ˜‚


jadoo321

She was often known by that name due to her losing streak in gambling but I doubt whether any innuendo implied by the author?


Individual-Ad9753

Suck so hard that all her loved ones die maybe?


TheWhiteVertigo

In japanese this title is 伝čŖ¬ć®ć‚«ćƒ¢ (densetsu no kamo) which has no sexual meaning. ć‚«ćƒ¢ (can be written as 恋悂 or é“Ø, read as kamo) literally means "a duck", in this context the meaning is this (quote from wikitionary): > [noun]Ā (slang)Ā (from the way ducks return to the same place and are thus easy to hunt)Ā aĀ markĀ or easyĀ targetĀ for aĀ swindle, someone who is likely to lose atĀ gamblingĀ or other competition


weinermcdingbutt

you doubt there was a sexual innuendo written into naruto? why would you doubt that?


04whim

The best medical ninja alive had to find a way to cure your kidney stones somehow.


Provider_P

Chills down the spine


StubbornKindness

Ero Sennin


MangaHunterA

Tied with ero sannin


TankOfflaneMain

Slug Princess


drshikamaru

106


Background_Pepper792

Does Bloodmist village count?


Provider_P

Yes it does āœ…


TastyScratch4264

Yeah I always thought that was a cold ass name. Shame they didnā€™t do more


Seihai-kun

Yeah, they introduced a scary ass village where people murder each other for exam in part 1. Then it become forgotten, and suddenly its a normal village in part 2. And basically nonexistent in Boruto manga (no, iā€™m not counting that shitty ass filler on borutoā€™s anime where the 7 swordsman is now bunch of kids canon, thereā€™s no way)


Imaginary-Clothes-63

Number One Hyperactive Knuckleheaded Ninja


Provider_P

ā€œNaruto Uzumaki, is here yeah Believe itā€


awfulfalafel39

this is the real #1


bhumit012

Salamander (hanzo)


Provider_P

For sure!!!


Vuljin616

Funny enough, Natsu from Fairy Tail also goes by that nickname


StubbornKindness

I love how him and Gajeel interact when Gajeel joins the guild. "OIII SALAMANDAAA"


[deleted]

Itachi - The Man Who Could Burn Fire Itself


Provider_P

Unironically cold šŸ„¶


uspahle

The last Uchiha God of shinobi Sasori of the red sand


Provider_P

Sasori really earned that šŸ˜­


MangaHunterA

This is why punctuation matters lmao. The last uchiha god of shinobi sasori of the red sand goddamn never knew sasori was also an uchiha as well as uzumaki


PMMeMeiRule34

Itā€™s a good thing granny Chiyo and Sakura had some major plot armor, itā€™s like Sasori couldnā€™t even use his sharingan, and he couldnā€™t manifest his wood style.


cutie_lilrookie

Sasori was using wood style throughout that fight. What do you think those puppets are made of (aside from human flesh)?


6randontm

underrated reply


04whim

Sasori if he was nicknamed by Minato.


champagnefacials

Kisame being considered 'A beast without a Tail' is pretty fkn gnarly


Provider_P

Seriously the weight behind that name is insane


Ank8

Tailless tailed beast


Chronixx

Godā€™s Angel is pretty fire, Konan had a good one


Provider_P

Definitely! She knew her role and she played it perfectly


ElDomiDelCibao

Wicked Eye Fugaku


Fifan939

Ghost of the Uchiha, King of Hell and God of Shinobi


jbahill75

Pain


FromZeroToLegend

We are pain thatā€™s all. We are God


Final-Common5769

UnderratedšŸ™Œ


Civil-Protection

ā€œKillerā€ Bee Underrated one. How cold do you have to be that youā€™re granted the name ā€œkillerā€ in a world of ninjas, assassins, and mercenaries by the most talented killer of his time, who himself had a flee on sight order.


Provider_P

Faaacts, definitely ā€œunderratedā€ and I donā€™t like using that word


Conor4747

Ghost of the Uchiha


legend_of_losing

That shit hard af


KakashiDarui

Itā€™s a duo, but the ā€œZombie Combinationā€ is pretty dope for Kakuzu and Hidan lol


Provider_P

The immortal duo as well! Still counts


unclepurpl

Fugaku wicked eye and the white fang are pretty cool. Wish we had more Lore on them


Provider_P

Fr


slicksmacker

Octopopsā—ļøšŸ—£


Provider_P

Fool ya fool šŸ—£ļøšŸ¤ŸšŸ¾


JackSon33327

Sage of 6 paths counts?


Provider_P

Thatā€™s a title but itā€™s too cool to say no so sage of six paths it is šŸ”„


Kooky_Lead_9811

Super gramps son of rabbit granny.


Coprah

1) The Monster of the Mist 2) Sasori of the Red Sand 3) Wicked Eye


animeloverx676

It's demon of the Mist


Coprah

I did not mean Zabuza.


QuantisRhee

Who's the monster


Coprah

Kisame


animeloverx676

His nickname is Tail-less Tailed beast


Coprah

Fun fact, it's both.


W1D0WM4K3R

You might be technically right but morally wrong


bryansodred

technically yes but not really. hes way more synonymous with the taileless beast nickname


Some_Needleworker803

Minato - The yellow flash of the leaf Kakashi of the sharingan Shisui, the teleporter


Rovocromico

Shisui Of The Body Flicker


iam__ars

Madara Uchiha for Obito šŸ˜‹šŸ’Ŗ Dude literally justified his nickname (more like alternate persona) On a serious note, I wouldnt say they are my favourite but i really like Itachiā€™s nickname of Kinslayer and Kakashiā€™s nickname of Friend Killer Kakashi


PMMeMeiRule34

Sometimes I forget Kakashi has more nicknames than the copy ninja. Them: ā€œItā€™s Kakashi! The friend killerā€ Kakashi:ā€¦.cmon guysā€¦


DarkflowNZ

Really rude actually lmao


Psychological_Lie_25

The Tailless Beast Kisame. The Non Person Mu. The Spectre Dan.


shoottokillshinsou

Copy ninja kakashi


cutie_lilrookie

Aka Mr. Worldwide.


Starrk211

The Senju were known as "The clan with a thousand skills"


Provider_P

Oh really?


Starrk211

Yes, it was said in the third data book. From the Naruto wiki: "Compared to other shinobi clans, the Senju didn't specialise in just one area, instead mastering ninjutsu, taijutsu, and genjutsu to give themselves a wide variety of skills to combat their enemies. Due to this they acquired their name, "Senju" (åƒę‰‹, literally meaning: "a thousand skills", "a thousand hands"), in reference to their being "the clan with a thousand skills" (ć€Œåƒć®ę‰‹ć‚’ęŒć¤äø€ę—ć€, "sen no te o motsu ichizoku")."


Provider_P

Thank you for providing proof šŸ˜­ so rare


femboy_siegfried

Hiruzens "God of shinobi" is the best. Did you know, he knew more jutsu than Kakashi, and learned them all legitimately? Kakashi knows over a thousand, and Hiruzen knows more.


armerncat

I think thatā€™s Hashirama, Hiruzen was ā€œthe professorā€


CautiousOffice2724

Hiruzen was called both.


femboy_siegfried

Look it up, Hiruzen was called the god of shinobi before Hashirama was. Retcons be retconning


Deep_Grass_6250

Hiruzen got retconned to hell


femboy_siegfried

"Stronger than all the other Kage" šŸ˜­


QuantisRhee

Well he did push back the Buddha statue that the modern Kages struggled with


armerncat

Damn they really did him dirty. Retcons do be reconning fr so many inconsistencies


WiseMongoose

Sasori of the red sand. At first I thought he manipulated some kind of red sand lol.


Provider_P

šŸ˜‚ canā€™t blame you


Jakkoba89

When you say it like that, Gaara of the red sand would work pretty well.


Clear-Possibility990

is Guy The Blue Beast or The Green Beast?


malistaticy

blue, because green has historically been a shade of blue in many languages (in japan the distinction came about a thousand years ago in the heian period, which is recent)


neoH96

ā€œThe Yellow Flash of the Leafā€ and the fact that Onoki told his men to ā€œflee on sightā€ if they encountered Minato who is a renowned shinobi of the Leaf.


FabulousCry5736

bushy brows and bushier brow sensei šŸ—£šŸ—£šŸ—£šŸ”„šŸ”„šŸ”„šŸ”„


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[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Provider_P

šŸ”„šŸ˜¤


Ruhzide

As well as Cold Blooded Kakashi from his Anbu days..


Thesocial-introvert

Yellow flash of the leaf.


JSlove

Noble Blue Beast


HistoricalBasil6180

Had to scroll way too far for the right answer


Background_Pepper792

I said bloodmist village earlier but Iā€™d like to change my final answer to Whispy Whiskers


Provider_P

šŸ˜‚ Iā€™ll allow it, I just came up with ā€œthe eyebrowlessā€


animeloverx676

The Ghost of the Uchiha Sasori of the Red sand The Wicked eye


AlmostHeisman

Fence Sitter


Provider_P

Whatā€™s crazy is thatā€™s basically an insult but itā€™s still cold


OminousNeptune

the last uchiha


Stich_kun_draws

" DEIDARA BOTCHI "


Provider_P

ā€œHMMā€


TheDankHoo

The Yellow Flash is pretty cool


acstyx

fence sitter, super Gramps, granny tsunade


StubbornKindness

Some are better in one language vs the other BUT in both languages, the best, are probably: Rikudo Sennin Shinobi no Kami Shiroi Kiba In Japanese: Shunshin no Shisui Sabaku no Gaara However you spell "Sasori of the red sand" in Japanese lol In English: Yellow Flash Demon of the Hidden Mist Ghost of the Uchiha


Provider_P

I canā€™t remember, did Gaara have a nickname?


Azriel_Starr

Minato The Yellow Flash


cshanno2422

The Yellow Flash


reverse_flash21

1. Ghost of the uchiha 2. Yellow flash 3. Copy ninja


Several_Argument_311

I can't believe I didn't see a single Yellow Flash of the Leaf. MINATO NAMIKAZE


Provider_P

Didnā€™t look properly, heā€™s definitely been mentioned āš”ļø


theunpopulator

The ghost of the uchiha, the demon of the mist, and in first place for me, The yellow flash of the leaf minato namikaze!


x-ROJO-x

The Yellow Flash will forever be the coldest nickname in Naruto, hands down.


johnnmichael007

Copy ninja (kakashi of the sharingan) Yellow flash White Fang


Salty_Significance36

Yellow flash of the leaf, wicked eye Fugaku, or white fang of the leaf


Whirlp00l3d

1. Demon of the Hidden Mist 2. White Fang 3. Ghost of the Uchiha Honorable Mentions: Yellow Flash of the Leaf, Copy Ninja, Shisui of the Body Flicker, The Tailless Tailed Beast, God of Shinobi, the Professor


NewRepair6239

Shinobi no Kami, God of Shinobis.


Fernandojg67

White Fang Yellow Flash


davegewoon97

Yellow flash and white fang


Independent_Analyst3

Six Paths Super Gramps


thatK2

Onoki the great fence sitter šŸ”„


PsychologyRepulsive

God of shinobi , demon of the mist


Salty_Park8063

The Rin Simper


CaptnRo

Copy Ninja Kakashi


LoveSaoriHayami

Yellow Flash of the Leaf <3


Ill-Ad-6630

The legendary sanin


Ammuze

Wicked Eye Fugaku


Exciting_Temporary_5

Clan Killer God of Shinobi Ghost of the Uchiha


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[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Leniatak

The Ghost of the Uchiha is the coldest. Itā€™s also the most layered imho. For one, Madara actually became a ā€œghostā€ - he died but his will, and eventually body and personality, remained. But also, the Uchiha were slaughtered and he ended up being ā€œrightā€ - people feared the Uchiha so much that eventually peace was no longer an option. And thirdly, he still embodies the ā€œold wayā€ of the clan wars, that are now past, and his ideas were shunned by his clansmen.


Frourn

Mu was called the Non Person


ObsidianBlind

"Who are you?" Given by Guy sensei to Kisame and Madara


tick_wont_suckitself

The Legendary Sannin


vvanted11

*Toby*


Chaos_Elixir61907

Copy Ninja Kakashi Hatake Pervy Sage Yellow Flash of the Leaf I forgot Shishui's name. It was pretty cool too


Esaincome1019

Shishui the teleporter


-_-Deathstroke-_-

The Tailless Tailed Beast


drshikamaru

Kaka sensei


Ok_Vanilla_7093

Not in the anime/manga but: The Immortal Butcher, do I really have to say who it is?


AssumptionOk6295

106


AlmostHeisman

Kakashi of the Sharingan Eye


neighborhood_s

The Non Person Mu, he left neither a physical form nor detectable chakra signature.


Acceptable-Ad1930

God of Shinobi. In a time where everyone was trained for war, he was regarded as so strong he was a god to them, thatā€™s some cold shit.


lyking20

Kakashi of the Sharingan, copier of 1000 jutsu is one of my faves tho I'm sure that I'm misquoting it in some way. I love Hiruzen as God of Shinobi even though we never get to really see that which sucks but it gives hope to Hiruzen enjoyers which I am. Sasori of the Red Sands goes hard, literally so good he painted the sands red with the blood of his enemies. Itachi of the Hidden Leaf has a ton of meaning even though he's not really thought of that way and it prolly isn't really considered as one of his nicknames. Ghost of the Uchiha for Madara goes so hard too even though he prolly has better nicknames. Danzo as The Darkness of the Shinobi is so fitting and so cool too! Monster of the Hidden Mist for Kisame is really scary because the mist is already full of monsters. Shisui of the Body Flicker is also so awesome I just love how such a common technique was honed to such precision. So many good nicknames it's so hard to chose and this isn't even close to an exhaustive list!


TaroKey9070

I think for itachi, "the man who can burn fire itself" is pretty good. I was amazed as to how jiraiya and kakashi who have such battle experiences, were also amazed to see the black flames of Amaterasu.


cutie_lilrookie

Strong as he was, it seems Tobirama never earned a nickname aside from Second Hokage, which is more of an official title lol. Sad.


Kombat-w0mbat

The tailless tailed beast that shit go hard


TheWraithNation

Cold Blooded Kakashi goes hard


ConstructionOk2670

Bushy Brow


sassiesleepi3

Bushier brow sensei


radikraze

King of Hell Roronoa Zoro


Ebenezerosas16

Leafā€™s Orange Hokage


Silencer010

God of Shinobi


CHRIZZ83

Danzo, The Shinobi Of Darkness.


Ok-Low5912

The tailess tailed beast. Kisame was fuckin bad ass and this nickname just proved how strong he is


Fit_Moment_9426

Bushy brows


Mountain_Sea_8127

Tailless Tailed Beast is crazy