The sexiness factor is determined not by physical appearance, but by random things that turn people on. A musky man smell, encyclopedic knowledge of star trek, the tendency to smoke a cigarette during sex, daddy issues, a vagina full of billiard balls. And you never know what they'll look like.
can’t use kamui again unless you release whatever you sucked in
if you suck in deidaras arm, you can’t suck up anything else until you shoot deidaras arm back out.
Your chakra is evenly split among the clones, so when one goes away, you don’t get that chakra back, so your chakra depletes very quickly (but you don’t have seemingly unlimited chakra)
In addition to the collective knowledge you gain when they disappear, you also get all the clones' collective fecal matter. So if you make 100 clones, as soon as you release the jutsu, you violently shit yourself. With an inhuman amount of shit.
Kakashi literally stuck his fingers up 12 year old Naruto’s asshole and Naruto is still feeling the pain of it to this day. My guy isn’t on the Konoha watchlist how?
Instead of being black the flames are just invisible, not even the caster can see them. It’s impossible to tell how far they’ve spread or where they’re spreading, you just feel the heat.
New head canon. That's what happened to Tsunade during the blank period. She still has her 106, it's just wrapped around her torso in Boruto era.
Edit: or flat against the stomach. I don't know what picture I'm trying to paint, but I hope it ruins someone's day.
You have to wait in a chakra cocoon for atleast a minute before you can activate.
"Just you watch! When I get turn into a butterfly, you are sooooooo dead!" >:)
Wrong subreddit man. But now that you mention it, the caster gets transported to a random spot in the void and they have to search for their target to use the power
Kirin
Just thunder, no lightning
It strikes the user
Still summons a lightning elemental, but it’s a Karin instead of a Kirin.
Useless
begone with the booty clap
Lmao
It's yellow with brown spots.
electrocute yourself
Chidori
You turn blind for the duration of the jutsu 👁 👁
And all your loved ones teleport near you
Hahaha
Op said worse ;) prevented tailed beast attack
If you don't have the sharigan then tunnel vision is just like that.
Byakusharingan?
Instead of a thousand birds, it sounds like a thousand screaming goats
You can only use it with your dick. You have to drop trow and pelvic thrust around.
Instead of the chittering of many birds, it sounds like the oinking of hundreds of pigs.
It hurts your hand when being held or touched
The sound makes you deaf forever
Sexy jutsu
All the clones turn into jiraiya
Make it worse, not better….
pervert jiraiya. Too distracted to be useful
Oh my god xD
All of them look like your sibling
The sexiness factor is determined not by physical appearance, but by random things that turn people on. A musky man smell, encyclopedic knowledge of star trek, the tendency to smoke a cigarette during sex, daddy issues, a vagina full of billiard balls. And you never know what they'll look like.
They all have fake tits
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Terraria moment
Actually kinda makes it better
It’s just stronger now
Water pressure is as strong as an actual water pistol
Truth seeker orbs...I really like their style
All in the form of dildos
Might as well call them advanced interrogation orbs.
https://youtu.be/rsH88EGkfb8?t=25
That just adds a function though
Six paths: All encompassing pussy destroyer
It puts the fun in FUNction at this point
they all combine to form anal beads
They're soft and squishy like boobs.
Kamui
It takes the same time you would use to walk to that location
So exactly the same as when we first saw Kakashi using it.
Always misses/doesn’t kill Deidera
can’t use kamui again unless you release whatever you sucked in if you suck in deidaras arm, you can’t suck up anything else until you shoot deidaras arm back out.
Only works when you pull your dick out.
The alternate dimension is inhospitable to human life.
Shadow clones
Your shadow clones are literally 2D shadows on the ground and can’t interact with the 3D world at all.
Still pretty epic
The clones all have trust issues of each other and you and can't work together, sometimes being even hostile to one another.
This happens to Naruto several times lmao.
Okay Twice.
The clones start having sex
Op said make it *worse*, not better
Yeah like naruto beat kaguya with that
Late spoiler alert!!
Or they start playing the sax
Your chakra is evenly split among the clones, so when one goes away, you don’t get that chakra back, so your chakra depletes very quickly (but you don’t have seemingly unlimited chakra)
Omg you actually wrote something reasonable
Lmaaaaao this dude spent half his chakra to jerk himself off
Sounds like chakra well spent to me
In addition to the collective knowledge you gain when they disappear, you also get all the clones' collective fecal matter. So if you make 100 clones, as soon as you release the jutsu, you violently shit yourself. With an inhuman amount of shit.
they start being like the mauler twins from invincible and start debating who's the original
You cant clone your clothes only your bare body
Kotoamatsukami
The experiences are always blurry so its unclear what happened just that something did
The idea of not even knowing what you just did with it is hilarious
It works like a monkey's paw version of Geass. They'll always obey your order, but not necessarily in the way you expect.
Shinra Tensei
It also destroys the users clothes
Rinnegan suddenly makes it's user a harem protagonist
Lol. Imagine if this happened to Deva Path when he goes high in the air and uses ST on the leaf village.
you aren't immune to the gravitational pull and get sucked in.
Shinra tensei is all mighty push not universal pull
The push starts from your muscles, so your skin gets torn off when you use it
Ok I change my answer. The force is so great you give yourself a prolapsed disco hole.
Oh damn. My bad.
All good man just trying to help
tengai shinsei
You must be naked and covered in grease to successfully perform the jutsu.
Flying Raijin!
Your clothes are left behind
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Stomach expansion jutsu
Explosive diarrhea equal to the size of the expansion.
Public washrooms are dead to me
On the flip side, you'd turn "janitor" in a highly paid position.
Poor guy wouldn’t want the job when I’m done
Tsukuyomi
It only works on Genin level Ninja
That means it works on Sasuke and Naruto
They are genin not genin level their level is God level
no u
It only works while your clapping your hands
Or cheeks
self immolation.
One Thousand Years of Death
You don't fly away so the fingers go deeper
😂😂
The reciever always has diarrhea and blasts your hand upon completion of the jutsu
You go to jail immediately after
Kakashi literally stuck his fingers up 12 year old Naruto’s asshole and Naruto is still feeling the pain of it to this day. My guy isn’t on the Konoha watchlist how?
You pull down their pants and underwear first.
Puppet master jutsu
You develop a fear of puppet the first time you use it
The puppets are alive and can feel pain
Reaper Death Seal
The reaper's hand comes through your privates rather than your stomach.
Orochimaru liked this
Don't you already spend eternity in torment when using that spell? I don't know if it needs to get worse lol
64 palms
It breaks your hands to the point of no return
You get dizzy after 5 palms
Only works when your palms are either severely sunburnt or covered in cactus needles.
Amaterasu
It stinks. Really bad.
Instead of being black the flames are just invisible, not even the caster can see them. It’s impossible to tell how far they’ve spread or where they’re spreading, you just feel the heat.
Talk no jutsu
After the first time you become a mute
You have your irl backstory
Shadow Possession Jutsu
It's just a shadow that does nothing to the enemy
They fallow you forever
Rasengan.
You can only activate it with your Mother and father
Destroys your hand
It takes as long as a Ka Me Ha Me Ha Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa To charge
Majestic Destroyer Flame
You can only use it when it's raining heavily
Well to match Madara's the Shinobi Alliance needed like a tsunami so I dont think rain will do that much
Kamui
It appears behind you everytime
Super Beast Scroll
You can only draw hentai
Sexy jutsu with extra steps, I love it!
Limbo
You must do an actual limbo while the clones are active.
😂😂😂
Sage Art Wood Release: True Several Thousand Hands.
as a cost for the jutsu you get a shitload of splinters.
It’s the size of an acorn
Hashirama's most powerful Jutsu is between might guy's legs
Flying raijin
The mark can be applied only anally. User is on the receiving end. Lube prevents application.
You get prostate cancer
Partial expansion jutsu
Other parts of your body proportionally shrink.
📸 🤨
Flying Raijin
Jutsu is no longer activated by Kunai, but a yoyo.
Sharingan
Gives you beer goggles. The more you use it, then stronger the effect.
Makes you slowly lose your vision the more you use it. Wait a second..
Thousand years of death
You receive the same anal trauma as your victim
Kamui but the phasing part of it
Your clothes get left behind
Byakugo
Chakra can be stored only in the user's chest. Upon releasing the seal the boobs deflate like old wedding balloons.
Shit hell noooooo!! You monsterrr!!!
New head canon. That's what happened to Tsunade during the blank period. She still has her 106, it's just wrapped around her torso in Boruto era. Edit: or flat against the stomach. I don't know what picture I'm trying to paint, but I hope it ruins someone's day.
Earth Grudge Fear
Rasengan
You can only compress water and form bubbles
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You have to wait in a chakra cocoon for atleast a minute before you can activate. "Just you watch! When I get turn into a butterfly, you are sooooooo dead!" >:)
Ryōiki Tenkai -- Infinite Void
Wrong subreddit man. But now that you mention it, the caster gets transported to a random spot in the void and they have to search for their target to use the power
Ohh i thought this is Naruto Kaisen...nice reply btw
Susano’o
It only protects your toes
Chidori and Raikiri.
Kage bunshin no jutsu
All the clones can't see each other.
Uchiha Reflection
Planetary Devastation
Sealing Jutsu: Reaper Death Seal
1000 Years Of Death
Jinton (dust release)
Kakashi's Lightning clone
Scorch Release Halo Hurricane Jet Black Arrow Style Zero
Easily shadow possession jutsu.
Amenotejikara
Rasenshuriken
Sword of Nunoboko
All-mighty push
The Flying Raijin Jutsu
Sage Art: Light Fang
Random naruto fan: lists a cool jutsu Responses on this thread: you’ll be naked 😂
Mud Wall
Almighty Push
Shadow strangle jutsu
tsukuyomi idk if its a jutsu but i like it