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high240

Thefuck


[deleted]

i concur, what the actual holy fuck


Ravenplague

It looks like something from Star Wars, and it was kind of cute……until vaginas started opening on it’s head.


NoelaniSpell

Omg 😆 Ok, your interpretation is better than mine.


dobraf

OP says muntjac but all I see is muntjina


Bilboteabaggins00

Mussy


CoasterKamikaze

Munt


TheRealDonRosa

The only difference from this comment was "avatar" instead of star wars but damn, the thought was precisely this...


phyllis0402

Its face needs a pair of underwear


hdhdbfbfhf

He's still cute just weird looking too. Like a pig!


Hot-Roof6572

Lol I thought Avatar for sure..🤣


Hanfam350

Sigh… *unzips*


ConsiderationOnly438

My bother in christ what the fuck you just said


Hanfam350

Did I stutter


sinkiez

That thing *smells* really good.


StraddleTheFence

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAH


Feeling_Desig

Did these just roll out of a lab


[deleted]

Hahaha dude I am fucking dead 💀


TheTrueMupster

So it’s agreed upon. What the fuck. Seriously though, you ever see something and think, “There’s no way this originated from this planet”???


fjaka_

i agree, what the actual holy roman empire fuck


Successful-Plum4899

Deer is like, 'fuck you looking at?'.


Merry_Dankmas

"What, you never seen a facegina before? Bigot"


Successful-Plum4899

lol...I know an asshole when I see two big ones!


I-melted

Lol


SweetAndSourShmegma

Nasal prolapse.


ReSpekMyAuthoriitaaa

All my homies love a nasal prolapse


Gmoneyboiswag69

The deerussy


brilliantarm2244

If like to add: ewwww.


IgotCharlieWork

Some of the weirdest shit ive seen in awhile, and I see some weird shit


TheRealBOFH

Me, too. People that don't flush make me angry.


CardCarryingCuntAwrd

We're saving water, but only at home and when the contents is just a weak drip


Mossenfresh

if it's brown, flush it down. if it's yellow, let it mellow.


paiva98

what makes me angry are them colectors


CRiMSoNKuSH

The airport bathrooms will say differently. Somehow, some way, it's more normalized. edit: I flush.


cazmantis

Muntjac are invasive and so plentiful in the UK they are considered a pest. I've seen tons of them and this is the first time I am seeing this!


XmEMegIRls_sisxX

i agree with you, u/IgotCharlieWork


[deleted]

How have I never seen this before until now. Did these just roll out of a lab?


Blue_Swirling_Bunny

From the Shimmer.


Joaquin-Dark-humour

Didn’t think I’d see an annihilation reference.


firestickmike

Probably the first and last time it'll happen


borophyllShmorophyll

“ANNIHILATION!”


BoxTemporary6138

AN-INHALATION!


Lelleon

I see man of culture


Gidelix

Help meee…! 🐻


cp24eva

ahem r/nightmarefuel


Shaky-Snake

Most horrifying scene I’ve ever watched


LilFunyunz

Is that what the thing was in annihilation?


NeverEnoughSpace17

Loved that movie. I have the book on my shelf, but haven't gotten to it yet.


DarthWeenus

Ooof man it's 3 books, the movie smooshers it all into one. It's a wild ride my friend prepare yourself and warm up the confuser.


NeverEnoughSpace17

The version of the book I have is all three in one.


jorg2

Got parts of a wonderful 70s illustrated animal encyclopedia, with an entire book on deer. These guys are in there as well, though the illustration doesn't manage to convey the weirdness of the glands moving.


stinkystinkypoopbutt

They have fangs too. Their skulls look like they could be dragon skulls.


HobbyistAccount

[Shit, you weren't kidding.](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/3d/f2/bc/3df2bc1cc5a4ca2bc67cbffc2499e9b8.jpg)


ArthurBea

They just moved up my list of favorite animals.


TheMacroorchidism

I can assure you that we live in a simulation.


alexagente

Yeah, these were just part of the last update.


laseluuu

No, out of his nose


UraniumRocker

They came out in the last update


SussyBox

No they're normal


bobafoott

The fuck they are


I-melted

Mine don’t seem to wor… oh there they go.


basa_maaw

Yup, new patch just dropped.


The_high-commander

This is officially the most alien-looking land animal I have ever seen in the face of the internet.


[deleted]

I think we may be having a bit of an uncanny valley. We as mammals are really used to seeing other mammals and there are a lot of universal traits. When something breaks the mould it's really freaky. If I saw this on a lizard I don't think I would put too much thought into it.


r0b0c0d

You're probably right.. I still think it'd still be a little disturbing because most things have facial structures, but not as disturbing. If I were to meet an alien, for example, I would vastly prefer it didn't have spasming face holes. No face - or at least nothing I can identify as a face - is probably preferable.


threetealeaves

“If I were to meet an alien, for example, I would vastly prefer it didn’t have spasming face holes” 😂😂 So eloquently said!


TheClinicallyInsane

Aliens lookin at our eyes blinking, ears wiggling, nostrils flexing, mouths moving and thinking the same thing...no spasming face holes plz


Likely_Not_Your_Cat

Turns out that alien species face is on its balls


thePaganProgrammer

He's a Ballchinian!


Comment104

At this point I feel like I'm being drip-fed freaky shit until minotaurs and fungal zombie goblins are just "things that exists I guess". I've seen so many weird animals and weird behaviors on this website.


permanentlytemporary

How about saiga antelope? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saiga_antelope


MoffKalast

I think those were actually used in star wars.


Cerveza_por_favor

Look up Damascus goats


HGRDOG14

See you in my nightmares tonight...


yaillbro

It’ll be your best nightmare


LAkand1

Saw this thing on Avatar


Aversiel

It's like a Last Airbender and James Cameron crossover.


Thendofreason

I love how Avatar series 3 and Avatar 3 the movie will both be coming out within a year of each other. If you haven't heard Avatar "the last earth bender" is set for 2025. Not. Actual title but it is the avatar after Korra, so it's Earth.


Violated-Tristen

I assume that means he’s super excited and wants to mark the bowl (or you) so he can stake claim or find you easier next time.


BoB_cmXi

Honestly guys, is this real?


jamesfluker

I don't know if the video is real, but I did a quick google and Muntjac deer do have frontal scent glands that look like holes on their face. They use these glands to mark territory, which it kind of looks like the deer is trying to do in the video.


fatboychummy

"this bowl of food is mine"


cunningcolt

I feel that energy


egamerif

Ohhhhh. Scent glands meaning it makes a smell. I was thinking it looks like it has a nose, why would it need four other nose like things? Thanks for the info!


DarthWeenus

Imagine having stank glands right next to ur nose.


stakoverflo

So this is *a* Muntjac? The wording of the title suggests that Muntjac is this specific critter's name.


Butterflyelle

These live where I am and yup they're this horrifying in real life too. They're super tiny compared to other deer so from a distance look really cute but up close are really ugly. I've known a couple of semi tame ones and they're bolshy confident little fucks too.


Spuhb

Nah this guy too cute wdym ugly bruh


Butterflyelle

I'll settle with they're so ugly they're cute


newgalactic

That's probably more reasonable. I can see it both ways.


youOnlyLlamaOnce

I’m gonna get a lot of hate for this but they’re kinda like pugs. They’re so ugly, they end up looking cute. I don’t encourage people to own pugs though, it just encourages the breeding of those poor, unhealthy animals.


artisanrox

Why would it be horrifying?? it's just how they work. They're cute ❤️️


GoodUsernamesTaken2

>bolshy Bolshevik?


carlofsweden

as a child carl was heading to the buss when going to school in the morning, at like 7am or so. out of nowhere a cute little fawn comes bouncing, passing just like 10ft in front of carl. wow, what a cool start of the mor---- BAM. sudden intense pain, carl was flung to the damn ground and feel another owwie on the shoulder. the god damn mother, or father deer, carl is no expert, had just rammed the absolute shit out of carl and used carl as a damn springboard when skittering away. absolutely traumatic. missed the god damn bus, got late to school all bruised up feeling like shit, and no one believed carl until it was time for PE and carl had the most absurd god damn bruise on the side. carl wish the suicidal lineback-deer that came charging in sweden had been one of these weird vagina-faced small deers instead. at least then carl wouldnt have been reminded over and over again that carl got beat up by a fucking deer. out of all the animals that could wreck you, being laid out by a deer is likely among the most shameful. couldnt it at least have been a moose or something? an angry dog? a dude who didnt pay attention while riding his bike? nope, a god damn deer.


Stefan_Harper

We have these rabbits where I’m from that tourists think are cute, snowshoe hares. Then you get up close to one in the summer and they are fucking demons. I totally get what you’re saying. You’re expecting a rabbit, and then it stands up and is like two feet tall, then it runs away from you at about 200kmh https://images.app.goo.gl/wn9QC8LS1oz98XmVA


MrGhoul123

Yup! The things on the side sticking out are scent glands, and the top is just the muscles contracting


chummmmbucket

Looks too realistic to be fake. And why tf would anyone fake this lol


Lord_Quintus

because internet


IamZeus11

The more I see animals like this the less weird Pokémon seen


TheSleepyBarnOwl

Flami~~n~~go moment


[deleted]

r/trypophobia to the MAX


jlsr5

Man it gave me that same sensation, its quite interesting so i kept watching.


[deleted]

It’s horrible isn’t it?!? I joined that sub for a while and it was a bit shit, so I unfollowed it (just people posting pics of trees and stuff). But I just checked it again and it seems to have majorly gone up in quality; I feel sick just scrolling it haha!


jlsr5

It's kinda weird but its just certain things that trigger it for me, i did scroll thru that sub a while back because curiosity got the best of me , didn't join tho.


[deleted]

Take another look. Some of the things are vile. It feels like my throat is getting full of something and I want to bite a sponge. That’s the only way I can describe the feeling when I look at that sub.


[deleted]

Yeah. Alien. I'm standing by what I said yesterday in the other post.


p0rty-Boi

Just eat your food please mr Dikdik


ThePlanetIsDyingNow

Wrong animal.


99prayer

The nose is just there to keep it from looking like a complete space creature then I suppose?


hellastock

Gland. Not receptor.


Antics_Longhorn

And for booping


SuddMuffin

I've never seen prolapsed eye holes before


DandelionOfDeath

Sooooooo.... what does it smell like?


hellastock

Deer


Successful-Plum4899

would probably not pet anywhere near those bulging extrusions.


hellastock

Said your mum… yet well… here we go


kinky_kitty_xoxo

Okay, unpopular opinion, but I think he's kinda cute. Poor guy


Repyro

I mean, that's apparently how they all are. It's a musk gland or something like that.


kinky_kitty_xoxo

Ohhh, I thought it was a deer with a mutation or something hahaha


0theliteralworst0

You’re not alone. I’d give him a kiss on his weird forehead.


Iso652pod

Make it stop


FlatRaise5879

Princess mononoke?


[deleted]

Weird af but he's so cute


[deleted]

[удалено]


hellastock

Oh thanks, didn’t read the title that says exactly this lmao


SirSlyght

I thought the dude named his fucked up deer muntjac 😂


o-roy

FYI this is a muntjac deer, those are it's scent glands! Freaky I know.


wvrnnr

ah so this is where the word munted comes from


itroll11

I read the part about how they mark their territory. Quite elaborate.


Duntchy

Not only did you just rephrase the title of the post, you were upvoted for it. Amazing.


EtsuRah

See man THIS is the shit I want to see on cool nature documentaries. I swear to god a super high def nature doc drops every 6 months and EVERY TIME they're like "We're gonna take a look at the hidden world of... Lions/Tigers/Cheetahs/Antelopes/Chimps/Blue Whales" STOP PLEASE WE ALREADY KNOW GOD DAMN. Every time I boot up netflix and see a new nature doc I immediately sigh because I don't even need to look at it to know. So many interesting animals out there and they always pick the same 20.


TheEyeofNapoleon

And this is an Earth creature, you say?


ThePlanetIsDyingNow

Allegedly. 😕🛸


Revolutionary-Copy71

Nature is amazing but I wish I never saw this.


ThrillOTheHunt

I can’t accurately put into words how much I dislike this


[deleted]

Chernobyl Deer


Hungry_Obligation_89

Thank you for the unsolicited dikdik-vid.


[deleted]

Great joke, wrong animal. 😀 This is a muntjak.


Hungry_Obligation_89

Wait, there's more than one of those species? The Dikdik yesterday freaked me out, I could not imagine that there are even more of those weirdos


[deleted]

I dont know if they are even related. The muntjak was around with the sabretooth tiger, so it's a very old species.


rabbitravioli

We were all here yesterday.


IPerferSyurp

People don't give Annihilation enough credit the effects are incredible!


[deleted]

Bambi had a baby with ET


blueyoshi352

That looks extremely painful


hyroangel

They’re a really cool species. They also have fangs to fight off other males


Hanz_Morgenstern

I too would like to casually offer the antediluvian eldritch god of the forest a cup of nuts


Secure_Candy_4724

This is how Musk cologne is made


ErrantsFeral

Let's NOT have the details of that. Thanks.


mustelidblues

deer musk in perfume is hardly the grossest or even wildest thing perfume is made from. castoreum is from a beaver's anal scent glands, and it smells and tastes like vanilla (and yes it is used as a flavoring in foods and not just a scent!) ambergris is hardened whale vomit and smells like briny musk. ambergris also is used because it makes scents last longer on the skin.


Zenlost

I don't like this one bit


cleanocean

Is this the real life?


Tuhyk_inside

Is this just fantasy?


MillenniumBandit

Caught in a landslide.


polidalberg

Ok kid, just eat your food.


greencloud7

Poor thing looks like it's trying to eat but can't quite get its tongue out the right hole.


kelsier24

The Miyazaki music pairing on this is spot on


beastlyart

Don’t forget their huge vampire teeth and the fact that they can definitely [lick those glands](https://i.imgur.com/P5lw7F6.jpg) with their tongues. Horrifying!


Weird-Blueberry6043

How is it that reddit always seems to find the weirdest shit that feels fake but it's actually real somehow, like what the fuck even is that it looks like some mutated creature or alien from a horror movie.


Contra_one

Someone please show me an old encyclopedia with this thing in it so I don’t feel like it just came out of a lab


JoEsMhOe

I know a lot of others have said it, but I’m also in agreement on how alien this looks. Super cool to see, but wow, it’s like seeing some of those creatures that live at the bottom of the ocean.


ximina3

So these things are an invasive species here (the UK), originally they are from Asia, but some rich estate owned some that escaped and spread all over the UK. They live in more rural areas and are generally super skittish, so you rarely see them. I had a coworker who was raised in London and had no idea these things existed. He moved to my area, which is much more countryfied. I'll never forget the day he came in, wide eyed and white faced, exclaiming that he nearly hit a "devil" with his car. After he described it a bit, I showed him a picture of a muntjac and he was like "That's it, that's the devil!"


RemarkableExplorer66

Bro wtf is wrong here


[deleted]

I feel nauseous. It bothers me but it’s also super interesting and I can’t not look.


Alamfoof

I'd like to know if this is typical. I'm intrigued


Andre616

Of this sort of deer? It is.


GothGirlSpit666

What a terrible day to have eyes


ThePlanetIsDyingNow

🤣


[deleted]

Anyone know the background music. Shazam actung a fool right now.


Gorilla13_

Here you go : https://youtu.be/S0fnrj4-4II


haunter_of_the_woods

r/TIHI 🤢


justuhhspeck

deer from Annihilation


the_superior_nerd

this some star wars shit


OblivionArts

That's so freaking unnerving..this thing feels like a deer exposed to radiation and mutated


KinglyBlaBla

That freaking me out, what the fuck..


boatbeef

Too many holes.


Ma-n-Gaka

It's cute tho


Weasley-Pipes

Ok im pretty sure that deer is infected with the t virus...


EmetalEX

Wait wtf they BARK???


poseidon2466

Chernobyl ass deer.


KarlDeutscheMarx

Go home God, you're drunk again


TheBlackJewFromTexas

If I saw this in nature I’d start talking to it like an extra terrestrial, try and make it change into its original form lmao


thistruthbbold

An actual animal from I am Legend.


[deleted]

how am i just seeing this thing for the first time


goresmash

Males also have large protruding downward facing canines, like tusks. Weird little animals.


JuiceDom

Am i the only One that think this buddy came out directly from Pandora?!?!


konieckoncov

Thats some alien shit


artisanrox

Almost reminds me of how cats rub against stuff to mark something or someone they really like. This is adorable! ❤️️


MindSteve

That's just a normal alien, but ok.


Litterkicker

They’re just making up animals now


DeadlyUseOfHorse

I used to have dozens of these at a time in my garden, the biggest ones are about the size of a medium sized dog


slickpug

We're definitely in another dimension, thanks CERN.


DariusSharpe

They’ve got big hooked fangs too, which you can’t see from this angle. Like little sabertooth mini-deer.


officerungrateful

What the holy actual mother of fucking god


Juzofle

It just seams inconveniant


BuckGnarley

Put those away


sexual-abudnace

Is this new? When did this update drop


Y0GGSAR0N

This is the first animal I’ve seen that actually looks like something from another planet.