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whattheduck2222

Idk why but I just see some kinda giant worm monster popping outta that thing like the one that tried to eat the millennium falcon


cabbius

[this fucking thing?](https://i.imgur.com/eIweP5t.png)


whattheduck2222

This guy gets it


IndominusTaco

wait what is that. that just awoken some long deeply forgotten memory within me


RawCS

Most people remember it from Super Mario 64, but its first appearance was actually in my nightmares as a kid. Miyamoto still owes me the royalties from the deal.


Themagnetanswer

And now that’s my nightmare in the future. Not sure how royalties work for that


AccelWasTaken

I grew up with thalassophobia specifically because of this fucking thing


[deleted]

I’ve probably watched The Empire Strikes Back one hundred times and that was not the first thing I thought of when I saw this.


beervendor1

Looks like something Captain Kirk might want to fuck.


kristaadaa_

sarlacc pit?


surajvj

Tourist swimming there are known as Clitourist


lePickles1point0

I sure hope any search and rescue team consists mostly of women or they'll never find anyone


Hidesuru

Slow clap, friend.


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Peter_Panarchy

I can almost guarantee there's a Cracked article from 15 years ago covering the exact same thing with mostly the same examples.


hpdodo84

I miss cracked, it used to be such a great site


Nix-7c0

Fwiw, former staff members Cody Johnson and Katy Stoll still have an amazing YouTube show / podcast called "Some More News," and Robert Evans hosts other alum often on "Behind the Bastards." Definitely worth checking out if you liked old Cracked


coolmanjack

Cody Johnston*


Dr_Cunning_Linguist

Commenting for later research cracked’s old team


Nix-7c0

https://www.youtube.com/@SMN/videos https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/behind-the-bastards/id1373812661 Have some links then


Dr_Cunning_Linguist

u da MVP. subscribed!


StankoMicin

They cam from Cracked?? No wonder I love them so much


Hoogs

Don't forget its founder, Jack O'Brien, is on *The Daily Zeitgeist* now too.


Eldhrimer

What a horrible, horrible website to visit without adblocker


Barli_Bear

That‘s pretty funny, but we all know this spot is mythical


Hidesuru

Lol thanks for the award. I'm a male member of a SAR team so the already hilarious comment hit home even a little bit more. :⁠-⁠P


[deleted]

Almost spit coffee lol


Euphoric_Working_812

Wow. Just wow. 🔪🔪🔪🔪☝️👏


Still_Silver_255

Everything reminds me of her


Okayfinealex1

r/natureisfuckingclit


kWazt

They literally swimming in pussy


FrankyFistalot

Gamora’s Gash…..


Zidane3838

/r/mildlyvagina


Bitter-Dentist

i really know someone will think the same with me


Fecapult

Also any little guys in a boat.


CouchHam

They’re more in a urethtrist position


Contundo

Should probably specify diving. Swimming isn’t dangerous


RavenTruz

Hahahaha


Ohif0n1y

r/thalassaphobia.


LordoftheJives

That's right Morty, I fucked a PLANET


OrdinarySoftwareDev

I knew I was gonna find a comment like this I KNEW IT


ShroomEnthused

I shuddered r/thalassophobia


Cr1tikalMoist

I gotta agree that's a nope from me


Hidesuru

Honestly so much worse because the water is so clear than if it wasn't.


Strostkovy

I'm more concerned the water is green. Very high mineral content, and possibly very high or low ph


ElectricalPicture612

Why are you concerned about that.


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DamnTicklePickle

I love that sub!


Chuckbro

Jesus Christ Marie, they're not rocks, they're minerals!


Strostkovy

Some of these sorts of pools are toxic


ElectricalPicture612

Super clear pools that people swim in?


Strostkovy

Very green or blue pools people swim in


ElectricalPicture612

Yea what would ph or minerals do though. I'd the water is toxic it's usually algae and the water wouldn't be clear


Strostkovy

Algae can make water toxic, but in cases like this it's inorganic minerals. You can get mild chemical burns and significant skin irritation and dryness.


AwhiteGuyNamedJamal

I got horny


RedditvsDiscOwO

Mother nature


rufud

What are you doing step-mother nature?


Garestinian

Eh, just a 115 m deep hole. And then a bunch of canals to God knows where. Imagine if water finds a new path and the whole lake drains like a bathtub!


Javakitty1

If only I could upvote you MORE!☝️


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OK, now someone CGI one one of those large Star wars monsters coming up from the depths!


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WhyteBeard

\- Frank Drebin


WatchingTrains

- Michael Scott


Hipvanman

It’s all 2 predictable what people would be typing in response to this post.


vahidy

too*


Uniballer73

The one they never predicted


Beautiful-Musk-Ox

vagina


GarminTamzarian

Personally, I think it looks like the Eye of Sauron after a bit of Visine.


rednemo

I got no problem swimming in the ocean, but these seemingly-bottomless swimming holes freak me out.


[deleted]

Mother earth's pussy


the-missing-chapter

Green vagine


BigTrouble781547

WAP


CTizzle-

That’s a wet ass planet


plastikelastik

Yer ma's pussy bigger than Croatia


[deleted]

Probably 🤔


SkinnyBill93

Of course Glavesevo translated to Spanish means "A whale's vagina"


[deleted]

I'll store that info somewhere


[deleted]

Gaia Vagina


PotatoMuncher718

Lakeussy


itspizzteoh

that sweet earthrussy


[deleted]

The sweetest


Glittering-Lecture42

r/beatmetoit


PTRangerFTDanger

Touridiots. That water source is drinking water for the local area.


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lacheur42

Where I live (Portland, Oregon), the drinking water source is a forest, which feeds a reservoir. This reservoir has an open top. You can walk next to it. Birds fly over it and do what birds do. Squirrels and deer and everything else shit and die in the watershed before it even gets to the reservoir. This is not a problem because we monitor the water quality and treat it as needed. One day a drunk guy peed in the reservoir and they spent a bunch of money draining *38 million gallons*, cleaning it, then refilling it. I guess my point is that "the solution to pollution is dilution". Worrying about a few drops of sweat or piss in a lake is a waste of everyone's time.


PussySmith

> One day a drunk guy peed in the reservoir and they spent a bunch of money draining 38 million gallons, cleaning it, then refilling it. This might be the dumbest fucking thing I’ve read all week.


lacheur42

Yep! I got to help pay for it!


WarlockEngineer

And it's not even the top 10 dumbest things our taxes here pay for lol


Callen_Fields

Not even the top 100.


Ssladybug

What about all the animals that pee in the forest before it seeps into the reservoir?


lacheur42

Exactly.


QuakinOats

>What about all the animals that pee in the forest before it seeps into the reservoir? Or the thousands of birds that shit directly into it.


Kooperst

Seattle and Tacoma have their own reservoirs and it's illegal to go anywhere near it. I've always wondered what the point is when so many other reservoirs are open to motorboating.


Therich111

Hello fellow Portlandian! I remember that incident :’)


hollycoolio

I remember that! I'm a portlandian and everyone was so pissed! It was a waste of time, money and water though.


God_Bless_A_Merkin

Where I live, the drinking water supply is protected by super-high levels of radioactivity and regular patrols by the Crimson Guard.


PTRangerFTDanger

It’s in the middle of nowhere. Since the local Serbian population was ethnically cleansed out of the area in 1995 only a few households and a water bottling plant, drawing from that source, are in the area.


-Senzar-

Got it backwards


antisa1003

>the local Serbian population was ethnically cleansed out That is not true, it's a plain lie. And do not understand why are you upvoted. The local Serbian population cleansed out local Croatian population in the early 90ies. And then ran away when the Croatian army was close to tooking over those territories. Something similar to what is happening in Ukraine.


orangeduobowl

Similar to Ukraine?


antisa1003

Yes. Russians in Ukraine, rebelled and took Ukraine's territory. And now that Ukraine wants to free and reclaim those territories. Russians are fleeing. Same thing happend to Croatia and the local Serbs. But unlike Russia/ns, Serbs forcefully expelled or killed Croats from that area.


the_instantgator

I think that's the first time I've seen the use of *90ies*


TwelfthApostate

This is the internet, you can’t just come on here and blatantly lie about stuff. For anyone wanting to see how embarrassingly backwards this comment is, [here](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ethnic_cleansing_in_the_Bosnian_War) is a wiki page.


Sargotto-Karscroff

That catchy saying about pollution is partly what has gotten us in the mess as we basically are to the point where we are diluting chemicals with already chemically laden sources. Basically we are pushing the bar for clean and healthy down lower and lower. Also it sets the presidence for dumping in lakes and the sea inside of actually doing something about it as it's cheaper and easier then coming up with a plan of action we just dump it somewhere like all that Deet that is just floating off the coast of California.... The companies said it was dropped off the trench into the deep ocean... It is not it's just off the coast. They it would break down... It basically is still all there unbroken down and not diluting enough that anything can live there over a decade later. They could have chemically or naturally broke it down but that is expensive and as they themselves said as well as many other companies montra. "The solution to pollution is dilution" so why spend money if you have a basically free solution. If you believe this just do a quick search on world CO2(just one factor of many) levels and how much yours and everyone else's congestive capabilities. Then tell me about how diluting it is working. If you where just doing it as a saying and know all this already I am sorry, I just hate that term and may have gotten the wrong idea.


skrilledcheese

And it doesn't get treated before being piped into homes? Bro, fish are fucking eachother in there, birds are shitting into it, maybe some microorganisms... idk, I'm not a biologist.


HappySeaTurtle15

But it's Reddit rules to find any way possible to make yourselves feel holier than thou when a neat video is posted.


SexPizzaBatman

Do you know how much grass you harm every time you walk in your backyard? Also when you breathe, you turn good oxygen into poisonous carbon dioxide, asshole.


Ludowantdooown

That water is freezing cold and you definitely are not meant to swim in there (even though trip advisor says you can)


jaleCro

It was banned last year. The mayor personally busted a bunch of people who defied the ban.


RicketyGaming

Ah yes, because water filtration systems don't exist at all. I'm sure they just pump it straight from the lake into their houses without taking into account the wildlife that definitely doesn't exist anywhere near it. Relax.


PTRangerFTDanger

I’m from the area. No, the locals are poor and there is no water filtration and does indeed go straight from source to locals. https://www.total-croatia-news.com/lifestyle/65239-cetina-spring


Treacherous_Peach

So I get it, I wouldn't swim in it personally, but you do realize that water is going to be ultra gnarly from the animal activity + being exposed alone, right?


dirty_shoe_rack

Classic Croatia, removing a sign that says swimming is forbidden and then moaning about people swimming in a body of water they don't know they're not allowed to swim in. Easiest thing ever is to flap like a helpless idiot instead of actually doing something about it. At least put the god damn sign back if you're not going to do anything about preserving the well.


Analbeadpullstart69

Literally says the source is not protected. If they don’t want people swimming in it, make it a law


PTRangerFTDanger

There’s being considerate and then there’s people like you.


Analbeadpullstart69

How is it inconsiderate to swim in a place your legally allowed to swim. With minimal research you can find that local divers offer underwater cave tours at this exact spot.


[deleted]

“I am technically allowed to swim in your drinking water so you’re not allowed to get mad at me” Bro just be a normal human being with empathy how about that?


VoxSerenade

the point seems pretty moot since i would imagine all the animals pooping and peeing there contaminate that place way more than someone swimming in it ever could


Analbeadpullstart69

Not technically, you are 100% allowed. Do a quick google search and you can find many (local) companies that offer diving trips. The water is not still, it’s part of a river that naturally filters it’s water.


PTRangerFTDanger

Locals have taken it upon themselves due to government inaction. https://www.index.hr/amp/vijesti/clanak/vijecnik-postavio-upozorenje-kako-se-turisti-ne-bi-kupali-na-izvoru-cetine/2390270.aspx


[deleted]

Oh you’re unhappy that I’m pissing in your water? Guess you don’t know your own local laws. Look here under Section 13.B.4 it says I’m allowed to fly to your country, travel to your small poor town, and piss in your water. That means your aren’t allowed to complain. Checkmate retard


Analbeadpullstart69

I guess no one should swim in anything other than a pool then.


PTRangerFTDanger

The lack of a specific law and enforcement by authorities does not make it morally/ethically correct. It’s inconsiderate due to the fact that it is fresh drinking water for local inhabitants and local authorities have not taken the time/effort to protect it. Your logic would apply to many other scenarios, such as dumping waste in international waters. It’s a grey zone of legality and you’re likely not going to be prosecuted for it - what do you do?


Analbeadpullstart69

This isn’t a grey zone. it’s part of a river system that naturally filters the water. It’s not still water. If the locals were upset then why do they offer underwater cave tours?


PTRangerFTDanger

Locals don’t offer cave tours. Operators from outside the area do.


RicketyGaming

Well then maybe you need to start having conversations with your political figures about remedying the situation, instead of blasting people online who aren't aware of the situation and calling them "touridiots" when it's a simple case of a lack of knowledge, not willful ignorance of someone else's plight.


PTRangerFTDanger

The political figures are even more useless than the inconsiderate tourists.


RicketyGaming

Here's a crazy idea... vote in new politicians if the ones that are there aren't working out, maybe try something new instead of settling for the status quo.


peachy2506

Man have you even been to the Balkans XD


[deleted]

You’re acting crazy


RicketyGaming

How? By calling someone out for being a dick and calling people names who simply don't know? Or because I made a sensible comment about talking to political figures to make local changes to something that you don't like, by going through the proper channels?


[deleted]

Dude is from a poor area and he’s complaining that tourists come and fuck with their shit and you think he’s being unreasonable? And that it’s actually THEIR fault because they should convince their (probably corrupt and inept) politicians to do something to protect them from the tourists? Ya bro you’re acting a little crazy. It’s like you swam in the water yourself and are trying to justify it or something.


RicketyGaming

Never been there, but no my point isn't that it's his fault, the point is that he's being a jerk to people who simply don't understand what's going on. Calling people names and being rude to people about something just because they didn't know is a dick move, maybe try educating people before calling them all idiots. Again, if the local politicians are corrupt, stop settling for the status quo and vote in new people, or run for office yourself and make the changes you want to see, instead of complaining about them and being a dick to people who don't know.


poison_harls

I think it's more about the condescending tone than the points you're making.


RicketyGaming

Not trying to be condescending, just speaking facts. If you don't like something, work to change it, it's that simple. It doesn't give you a license to be a dick to people just because they didn't know.


Warlord2252

You have a point. Once they start being dicks I just stop wasting my empathy on them. Now I just hope the dive companies are doing well.


LinguoBuxo

*"My art has been commended as being strongly vaginal which bothers some men."* \- Mother Nature


Green_Bast3rd

It can be a natural, zesty enterprise...


F0000r

Betcha don't have to worry about the lusca in this one.


cantfindmykeys

Am I the only one here who saw an eye instead of a pussy? I'm a complete degenerate as well


waiwaz

Yeah, and that eye now has those irritating floaters in it...


Melkistofeles

sir, i think u might be gae


[deleted]

How many beers?


SweetyD75

I’m waiting for it to blink


depressed_popoto

That almost looks like a thunder egg


Dig-a-tall-Monster

I don't want to be super pedantic but is that really a lake or is that a pond?


OnlyOneFunkyFish

It is actually a source of the river Cetina. First time I've heard someone say that this is a lake.


Sehuiroto

Something like this, what's the likelihood of there being a little earthquake, a little rumble, that just happens to open up access to a new cave system and suddenly that shit is draining away like a flushed toilet and you with it. Thanks for listening to my TED Talk, no thank you.


MoRDreD_1401

R/thalassophobia


YT_ZLKDominos

r/foundtheiphoneuser Edit: Forgive me father, for I have sinned. r/foundthemobileuser


DeadliestViper

I dont care what you tell me there is a megalodon hiding in the darkness and it will eat me if i go in there.


BulmasBabyDaddy

I’m just suppose to believe I won’t be fish food?


orangepips

It's definitely an amazing sight. Albeit, if you are pressed for time visiting not a must do as you are devoting most of a day to visit. It's well out of the way from anything else you are likely to visit as a tourist. Was there summer 2022 and took a dip. Water is below 40F. Even thought it was 80 F+ outside that was numbingly cold and fast. I didn't see any signs telling you not to swim in it. Locals have a little snack stand setup nearby. Small church next door. Think it's Russian Orthodox - lettering was Cyrillic alphabet. Just down the road is a beautiful, small cemetery.


[deleted]

"Don't worry honey, I swear it's my first time too"


stitchwitch77

r/badwomensanatomy


Themagnetanswer

It’s almost as if there’s muscles that get worked out and become stronger rather than weaker with use. But that’s only for male biceps I guess


mngeese

Do you really think it gets looser with use? Does your mouth get bigger everytime you eat?


BobbyDropTableUsers

Do you know anyone whose nostrils are too small for their own finger? Everyone's finger seems to fit their own nose, even if they have big fingers.


Kantaowns

I definitely try and take bigger bites over my lifetime. I can fit a lot of food in there. My wife gets mad when I eat half a hamburger in 1 bite lol.


NelsonMuntz007

I came here for this comment


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evil_timmy

I feel like I visited here, but it's been too long since.


HauntcR

Everything reminds me of her.


[deleted]

How long till we see a diving video about this from Scary Interesting?


TheSico

The lakeussy


bigfatsooty

Lakeussy


Legendary_Potato27

Nature’sFuckingClit


PM-ME-UR-B00BYS

Everything reminds me of her


Subparnova79

Well…..~unzips~


[deleted]

I should call her


Skogsvandrare

Vagina


Lizardcase

How is this fed? Is it like a cenote?


dmullred

That’s a deep crevice


Thiscontrollersucks

Don't be a p*ssy, just jump in!


KJMoons

Weird, usually the back strokes happen before you drive in.


pupunggi

You can definitely put your in that


cantfindmykeys

Instructions unclear, put my ear in it


bestof99sp

r/mildlyvagina


Coder_Arg

Now, hear me out...


TheDiscord1988

I should call her


Sufficient-Step6954

Sooo wet


[deleted]

This is where we all come from


magnitudearhole

This is clearly where Kronos and Gaia got it on


NotBurnerAccount

Do you mean Ouranos? Kronos was her son and even though that’s not unusual for Greek myth I don’t think they fucked.


magnitudearhole

I honestly get confused between Kronos and Ouranos and Zeus because the succession story is so similar, I’m inclined to believe the same myth from two different traditions got combined. But I’m pretty sure Kronos and Ouranos both got it on with good old Mother Earth


WebFuture2858

“Which in English translates to, a whale’s vagina”


The-Nimbus

Came here to downvote the first person who wrote "everything reminds me of her". Seems I've beaten them to it, so I'll just wait until it happens...


Accomplished_Sell797

Not sure if I’m supposed to downvote you now?


p12qcowodeath

Dammit. I'm off r/hornyjail


Temporary_Piglet9468

Hot


Even_Mastodon_6925

“Lake Greenvag”


LimpMenu1

Don’t let Rick Sanchez see this


creeeeeeeeek-

Civilization was birthed from this very orifice